Oh, yes, about that little two touchdown margin which we graciously dumped into the laps of our Darling Ducks a few short hours before their demise at the malicious hands of the clawing OSC Beaver. It was just a little off, wasn’t it? Our career as a crystal ball swaimi. a star-reading sooth sayer. and a prophetic prognosticator had a brief, dynamic life, before dying a horrible and violent death by the grace of some Orange-sweatered supermen. Hereafter, we shall Jijpep our tattered and perforated paws out of that football ^pfab-bag. We'll leave that to the more daring. As we of the Eugene sports slientel shift our glance from the unsavory grid season, marked with six tomb stones of defeat, basketball bounds into the headlines. But, dear friends, lest we wander too far from the first subject at hand, namely, football, let s g'ive a cjuick look-see around the conference to determine just which grid coach can keep his outfit together long enough to roll up to the pearly gates of Rose Bowland. Cougars, "King of the Mountain" Seated, fat and saucy at the peak of the conference mole hill, is a contented but far from pacifistic Washington State Cougar. The grid gods have been kind to the Cougar gour mand, have dished up delicacy after delicacy (eight of ’em in fact). On the ground surrounding the chop-licking Cou gar, lie the bones of seven victims, picked clean. Only once did a mischievous god slip in some “cotton candy" on the hungry Cougar, and that was in the form of a j^ojan horse. But the Cougar, with a dash of “bicarb,” soon Wrgot this mishap and resumed his former self-composure. At this writing the Washington Staters are all but a cinch to be invited to the Pasadena shenanigan. However, before you WSC fans leap into your jallopy and fog' down to the SP depot to reserve a RR ticket to spend New Years Day in the Southern Cal grid citadel, one little matter is still pressing'. Saturday Babe Hollingbery rustles his little flock together, and herds,.them across Washington state to the big Seattle horseshoe. There the Cougars get the chance to prove their worthiness to claim the coast title. It's Been a Long Wait Provided WSC can shade the bedraggled, moth-eaten Hus ky, Cougar fans can celebrate in the highest style, the first PCC pennaant to waft above the Pullman palace of learning in many a moon. If, however, (and that “IF” suddenly rises .up very big) Washington should emulate David’s spanking of the •gigantic Goliah, with a giant-killer-diller of its own, any one of a number of combinations might be forthcoming. Hot on the heels of the fleeing Cougar, grabbing wildly at tire WSC coattails are two southern California bosom "bud dies", El Trojan and Mr. Bruin. A Washington State slip-up would mean that either SC or UCLA could slither in past the prostrate Cougars, bound into the driver’s seat, and Ire away in a cloud of dust. UCLA-USC Fight Looms Once again the process of elimination forces the issue in its own inimitable way. For these two Los Angeles pigskin troops bump heads in the big 100,000-man Coliseum Decem ber 12. One outfit would have to lace the other as a tie would merely put us back where we started. The picture we’ve painted? It’s so muddled now that we have no hopes of being able to distinguish it. Stanford University, the hotbed of the bizarre, T-forma tion. . . . etc., comes up with another dilly. Two weeks ago ian Chief Sachem Marchmont Schwartz fished out one for the books. When Oregon State played the Redmen down Palo Alto direction Strategian Schwartz appointed four players as game captains. Whew!! Four Captains! The success of the move was tremendous. With four fitkl leaders, plus the quarterback, plus a bevy of coaches, plus the the grandstand signal-callers, all giving advice, the raucous Tribe overwhelmed Lon Stiner & Co., 49 to 13. Flattered by this coup, Marchmont ran amuck against the Cal Golden Bears Saturday, having no less than seven captains on the field! Scribe Art Rosenbaum. Chronicle penman, welcomes the termination of the season for Schwartz’ sake at least. Rosen baum points out that Marchmont would have to pick at least djfit or nine captains for the St. Mary’s Xavy game and then the whole team for any other tilts. Chronicler Rosen baum could forsee the Stanford mentor running completelv out of eligible men for a single game’s captaincy if the sea son wasn't in its dying gasps. Oregon s Grid Season Has Brilliant Flashes By BILL STRATTON' Oregon’s football season was anything but a success, the team winding up with two wins and six losses. Both wins were with in the conference. The pre-season game against St. Mary's Naval pre-flight was a non-conference tilt. When the season started, ex perts doped Oregon to rest in the cellar. They didn't do quite that bad. They came out ahead of Idaho and Montana. This was the first season John Warren tutored the squad in the capacity of head coach, and he can easily mark it down in the books as a headache. Lose Heartbreaker The first thing which went wrong was the St. Mary’s game. Oregon was ahead going into the last minute of the game, when W'arren sent in Leroy Erickson to punt on the third down. The aviators took advantage of this, and Bob DeLauer booted a beau tiful 37 yard field goal with only 20 seconds left in the game that gave the service team a 10 to 9 victory. Warren took all the blame for this defeat. He thought there was a minute and 57 seconds left to play when he sent Erickson in to punt in stead of 57. The St. Mary’s squad was rat ed one of the strongest on the coast, and the Ducks claimed a moral victory. They were all set for WSC the next week when the next tragic episode began. The game was played in Pull man, and this one Oregon lost 7 to 0. Many who saw the game said that Kennedy’s plunge for HOY “TIPPY” DYER . . . . . . threw his firuil block. the lone tally was not across the line, and that it was really a scoreless tie. That was past, however, and the Ducks were two down. Washington Wins The next week came the Wash ington clash in Portland. The Ducks lost 15 to 7. Oregon boom ed straight downfield to score in the first quarter, and Roy Dyer got hurt and the whole Webfoot offense blew up, along with de fense. Dyer's injury wasn’t fully responsible for the loss, however. Washington got hot, and proved the best team after Oregon made their lone tally. This was when Tommy Roblin was moved from left half to quarter. After a week of rest with three losses chalked against them, John Warren made his home debut as head coach be Bob Kennedy Still Holds Corner On Scoring Market It’s the same old story: Bob Kennedy still leads the PCC scor ing- circus, and by a juicy mar gin. “Bounding Bob,’’ who does just about everything that the WSC Cougars ever do, even let up last Saturday in his mad, headling plunge toward' the scoring crown to give the other kiddies on the black a chance to chatch up. Two Tied for Second Randall “Buck” Fawcett, the Stanford red-hued workhorse, and Joe Day, dynamite-laden OSC fullback, tried to close the chasm-like gap between first and second place last week. Both both scored, but lacked the fol low-through. Result: Indian Buck and Beaver Joe share a two-way runner-up tie, with 42 points, ChiOsTopple Pi Phi Outfit Sparked by Nancy Lewis’s ac curate spiking, the Chi O vol leyball team edged out a 39-34 victory over the Pi Phis in their annual match Tuesday after noon. The Chi Os built up a strong margin the first half to lead 21 12 at the half-time. In the sec ond half the Pi Phis made a strong bid, but the Chi Os ral lied and maintained their lead. Nancy Lewis starred for the winners; Marge Cordon for the losers. PRE-CONFERENCE VARSITY HOOP SCHEDULE Nov. 27—Bruno Studios Nov. 28—Vancouver Ramblers Dec. 5—Portland Boilermakers Dec. 12—104th Infantry (Camp Adair) seme huge 27 digits below Ken nedy. "Joltin’ Jim" Jurkovich, the Cal’s paper mache half, retained a fourth place grip with 39 coun ters though he he drew a horse collar on his home stamping grounds against Stanford’s ram pant Indians. G Td Ep Pts Kennedy ..8 11 0 69 Fawcett, Stan .9 7 0 42 Day, OSC .9 7 0 42 Jurkovich .9 6 3 39 Snelling, UCLA .9 3 12 *33 McCardle, USC .7 4 1 25 Hardy, USC .... .7 4 1 25 Sheller, Stan .9 4 0 24 Solari, UCLA .8 4 0 24 * Field goal. fore a local crowd when his Ducks triumphed over Idaho to the tune of 27 to 0. The Vandals, with their tricky offense, held the Ducks in the first half, but Oregon came back to completely swamp them in the final half. The next week, Oregon went south, and shouldn't have ever done it. It was the Cal game at Berkeley, and the hapless Ducks came limping home carrying a 20 to 7 defeat. Ilohlin Drives Tommy "No Line Can Stop Me" Roblin transferred to his third position in the backfield in the last half of this trouncing, to make Oregon’s only score prac tically single handed. Bill Davis was carried off the field with a leg injury on the last play of the first half, and Roblin moved to full. He pounded the Bear line for 67 yards to score the only Web foot touchdown, and turn in his most sparkling performance of the season. UCLA was Rose Bowl bound. They had a string of victories behind them until they met Oregon in the last home game and homecoming for the Ducks. The playing conditions were, the worst possible. One California date line read, "HAYWARD BOG, Eugene, Oregon." Bob Waterfield were held to one touchdown and the Ducks with Roblin and Reynolds doing the honors, piled over two scores that upset the high stepping Uclans. Troy Debacle Everyone was glad the Bruins were dumped and hoped that the Webfoots would do as well against Southern Cal. It was a banner day for the Trojans. Yes, they triumphed, 40 to 0. ’Nuff said. And then came Oregon State. ’Nuff said. Although Oregon rests next to the cellar in PCC standings, there are some on the Oregon squad that don’t deserve such a rating. Scrappy Rhea batted 1.000 on his place kicking. He booted nine for nine extra points. Some were close, scraping the cross bar, but his trained toe never missed. Only two are up for all-coast honors, but they are worthy of mention on any squad. Tommy Roblin and Russ Nowling played inspired ball all season, and have even been mentioned on some all-American teams. imrteen graduate The OSC tussle Saturday marked the end of 13 Ducks’ collegiate football careers. It was not a happy ending, but these players will not forget the years they wore the yellow and green. They are: Russ Nowling and Jim Shephard, ends; Dick Ash com, Ed Moshofsky, Tom Terry, and Merritt Kufferman, tackles; Scrappy Rhea, Val Culwell, and Bob Davis, guards; Steve Bod ner, center; Len Surles, quarter back; Roy Dyer and Kenny Oii phant, halfs; and Roblin, full. HANDKERCHIEF TEST PROVES VITAL ZONE * NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU SMOKE IT