UO Reserves
To Play Part
In Assembly
(Continued from page one)
ice. Russell will read a eulogy in
honor of these men.
Surprise Promised
One of the biggest events of
the evening will be the “surprise
quintet,” who will really “wow
'em.” according to Russell.
“Night and Day” will be sung
by Marie Rogndahl with a back
aground of tom-toms to accom
pany her.
Gridmen Featured
Football will play a big part
in the show as Coach John War
ren, Assistant Coach Manny Ve
zie and at least two members of
the Oregon varsity plus Head
Coach Babe Horrell of UCLA and
special guest Noah Curti, assist
ant Bruin backfield coach, are all
going to be on hand to give short
pep talks.
The humor department headed
fey gagsters Keith Hoppes and
Bob Mundt will keep things
“rolling” assisted by a select
group of campus “Zanies.”
Seating Arrangement
A review in retrospect of the
years 1900-1916-1928-1942, ex
cerpts from the past, will also be
presented by Earle Russell.
The University band will play
throughout the program and five
service songs will be sung by the
enlisted students in the various
reserves who will be seated in
their respective reserve sections
in front of the student body.
Bill Farrar, UCLA student
body president, will be intro
duced by Les Anderson, ASUO
president, and will speak at the
rally.
Responsible for most of the
continuity of the show are Ted
Harmon, Joe Miller, Keith Hop
pes, Bob Mundt, Fred Beckwith,
and Earle Russell.
Training as volunteer nurses’
aides is open to University of
Michigan women students in a
new course.
Nuf Sed
(Continued from page two)
Spider “For a fee, that's me”
Dickson's vocals.
“No one can wrinkle paper in
the library like Sue Stater,” quote
all around her.
A Dee Pie, the house with the
pigskin complex, went all-grid
iron at their house dance last
week. At 12 o'clock they chose
up sides, and using a pumpkin
for a ball, staged a confined (by
the ceilings only) scrimmage.
Sig F.p Bill Yankie led yells for
the winning team.
A certain frat attention! CleU
C. Crane, indescribable extraor
dinary, is sporting twin key
chains swung by an electric hand.
Coed Capers, the time when
the girls gather to tell the latest
moron stories, is approaching,
their publicity agent keeps tell
ing us. Wouldn’t it be “cute” if
Dr. Lesch went disguised as a
Russian war nurse.
Order of the Buttered Arti
choke: this week to “Carmen”
Ann Beller, “Ace” Hailing, and
A1 Larsen. Friendly folk.
At Second Glance
(Continued from page tvjo)
ARTICLE TWELVE:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
When it rains,
I think of you.
. . .drip!
ARTICLE THIRTEEN: We
wonder how many midterm
grades will be below the water
line; or if you wish, the “C” level.
ARTICLE FOURTEEN :
There’s no use for a girl to be
as fit as a fiddle without any
bean and/or it is our pleasure
to remark that no organization
on this campus has back house
dues .It’s all modern plumbing,
strictly.
ARTICLE FIFTEEN: He
smiled at her and said, “I love
you more than LIFE or any oth
er ten cent magazine for that
matter.” ]
SHORT STORIETTE
Two cigarettes
Can make a tale;
One said to the other
“I’ll see you inhale!”
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Two Pill Eaters
Of Renown Escape
Saying farewell to thirteen
days of blissful pleasantness to
day is Jim Sherbert, ex-infirm
ary patron. Leaving also this
morning is Dick Anderson, his
compatriot of the last nine days.
Once again the antiseptic corri
dors are quiet and much-har
rassed Miss Henrietta Holcomb,
sick bay guardian, belieVcs in
"justice'’ once more.
Those who are staying on in
the quiet area are: Benny Whise
nand, Susan Sclnneer, Jean Mur
ray, Stan Weber. John Bubalo,
Morton Rickart, Howard Girdle
stone, and Reynell Parkins.
Jack Billings and Jack Landalc
were released Wednesday eve
ning.
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fraternity participating must pur
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