UO Reserves To Play Part In Assembly (Continued from page one) ice. Russell will read a eulogy in honor of these men. Surprise Promised One of the biggest events of the evening will be the “surprise quintet,” who will really “wow 'em.” according to Russell. “Night and Day” will be sung by Marie Rogndahl with a back aground of tom-toms to accom pany her. Gridmen Featured Football will play a big part in the show as Coach John War ren, Assistant Coach Manny Ve zie and at least two members of the Oregon varsity plus Head Coach Babe Horrell of UCLA and special guest Noah Curti, assist ant Bruin backfield coach, are all going to be on hand to give short pep talks. The humor department headed fey gagsters Keith Hoppes and Bob Mundt will keep things “rolling” assisted by a select group of campus “Zanies.” Seating Arrangement A review in retrospect of the years 1900-1916-1928-1942, ex cerpts from the past, will also be presented by Earle Russell. The University band will play throughout the program and five service songs will be sung by the enlisted students in the various reserves who will be seated in their respective reserve sections in front of the student body. Bill Farrar, UCLA student body president, will be intro duced by Les Anderson, ASUO president, and will speak at the rally. Responsible for most of the continuity of the show are Ted Harmon, Joe Miller, Keith Hop pes, Bob Mundt, Fred Beckwith, and Earle Russell. Training as volunteer nurses’ aides is open to University of Michigan women students in a new course. Nuf Sed (Continued from page two) Spider “For a fee, that's me” Dickson's vocals. “No one can wrinkle paper in the library like Sue Stater,” quote all around her. A Dee Pie, the house with the pigskin complex, went all-grid iron at their house dance last week. At 12 o'clock they chose up sides, and using a pumpkin for a ball, staged a confined (by the ceilings only) scrimmage. Sig F.p Bill Yankie led yells for the winning team. A certain frat attention! CleU C. Crane, indescribable extraor dinary, is sporting twin key chains swung by an electric hand. Coed Capers, the time when the girls gather to tell the latest moron stories, is approaching, their publicity agent keeps tell ing us. Wouldn’t it be “cute” if Dr. Lesch went disguised as a Russian war nurse. Order of the Buttered Arti choke: this week to “Carmen” Ann Beller, “Ace” Hailing, and A1 Larsen. Friendly folk. At Second Glance (Continued from page tvjo) ARTICLE TWELVE: Roses are red, Violets are blue. When it rains, I think of you. . . .drip! ARTICLE THIRTEEN: We wonder how many midterm grades will be below the water line; or if you wish, the “C” level. ARTICLE FOURTEEN : There’s no use for a girl to be as fit as a fiddle without any bean and/or it is our pleasure to remark that no organization on this campus has back house dues .It’s all modern plumbing, strictly. ARTICLE FIFTEEN: He smiled at her and said, “I love you more than LIFE or any oth er ten cent magazine for that matter.” ] SHORT STORIETTE Two cigarettes Can make a tale; One said to the other “I’ll see you inhale!” s^jibUR PURSi hmLmsjB VPS + BONP5 #J WELCOME HOME. GRADS! "The Home Fires Are Burning" r\ r\ You’ve never had a more wonderful time than you’re going to have at the 1942 Homecoming. Delicious food served in our Dining Room and Coffee Shop will make the day complete. 2 22 Eugene Hotel DINING ROOM AND COFFEE SHOP E. Broadway. Phone 2000. Two Pill Eaters Of Renown Escape Saying farewell to thirteen days of blissful pleasantness to day is Jim Sherbert, ex-infirm ary patron. Leaving also this morning is Dick Anderson, his compatriot of the last nine days. Once again the antiseptic corri dors are quiet and much-har rassed Miss Henrietta Holcomb, sick bay guardian, belieVcs in "justice'’ once more. Those who are staying on in the quiet area are: Benny Whise nand, Susan Sclnneer, Jean Mur ray, Stan Weber. John Bubalo, Morton Rickart, Howard Girdle stone, and Reynell Parkins. Jack Billings and Jack Landalc were released Wednesday eve ning. HELLO GRADS ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR STORE FOR A COMPLETE LINE OF DRUGS. COSMETICS AND TOBACCOS Northwestern university's homecoming features a competi tive pajama race in which each fraternity participating must pur chase a war bond as an entry ice. Harry Says— WELCOME HOME GRADS Wo hope we’ll have the opportunity of serving you sometime during the week end. For high quality, clean and inexpensive food let us show you. And kids—After closing hours Friday or Saturday night if you have some hun gry alums on your hands call me and I'll arrange de livery by messenger serv ice of, anything your hea.i desires. Hot sandwiche French fries, chili, coffee, coke, and milkshakes can be sent to you, SNAPPY SERVICE SANDWICH SHOP 860 Olive. 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