Oregon t#v Emerald Published daily during the college year except Sundays, Mondays, holidays and fina examination periods by the Associated Students, University of Oregon. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice. Eugene. Oregon. RAY SCHRICK, Editor; BETTY BIGGS SCHRICK, Business Mgr G. Duncan Wimpress, Managing Editor Jack L. Billings, News Edito: John Mathews, Associate Editor ' t Member Pissociated Golleftiate Press ALL-AMERICAN 1942 UPPER NEWS STAFF Lee Flatberg, Sports Editor Marge Major, Women’s Editor Mildred Wilson, Feature Editor Janet Wagstaff, Assistant Editor Joan Dolph, Marjorie Young, Assistant News Editors UPPER BUSINESS STAFF Advertising Managers: . Lois Claus, Classified Advertising Man John Jensen, Cecil Sharp, Shirley Davis, ager. Russ Smelser. Elizabeth Edmunds, National Advertis Dwayne Heath man ing Manager. Connie Fullmer, Circulation Manager. Represented for national advertising by NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE INC., college publishers’ representative, 420 Madison Ave., New York—Chicago—Bostor —Los Angeles—San Francisco—Portland--Seattle. “If you now have the opportunity to be on a college campus, yours is the responsibility— the grave responsibility—of utilizing the time you are there to prepare for the wartime serv ice you all will be called upon to give.”—Presi dent Walter C. Coffey, University of Minne sota. AUuhA, in Ansnl . . . ■^JNDER the direction of Uly Uorais a timely contest has just begun. Called the alumni service contest, it offers a prize of a large and beautiful service flag to the campus living organization which has the most alumni in the armed forces. The contest is newsworthy not only because it is in har mony with the spirit of this year’s Homecoming, of which it is a part, but because it offers the first organized encourage ment for houses to prepare a record of men serving the coun try. To each house, its record will he a highly memorable and significant thing. To the University, the combined records will have a very practical value. * * * ^^SIDE from sentimental interest, the data brought in by the alumni service contest will be valuable to the alumni office for its records and Old Oregon. The Emerald will find many an occasion to use this information. Over all. the Uni versity administration will no doubt refer to the lists com piled for Homecoming weekend for a long time to come. Homecoming Chairman Pat Cloud is to be complimented for originating so worthy an enterprise as a publicity meas ure.—j. J. M. cttatl OjJj la Zable . . . TJNIVEKSITY students are losing one of their best organ izers, one of their hardest workers in retiring a-e 11 king', Earle Russell. Ever ready with a "skit" in the pinch for as sembly or rally, always ready to “get up there” and shout a few words of encouragement for team and for game spirit, Earle has put spark intBsports and student body. Although Earle thought the Emerald was directing a per sonal attack at him spring term when it aygued that no yell king should serve as a voting member of the executive coun cil in all its business of th eyear, such is far from the actual case. The Emerald feared, rather, that men of lesser calibre than Earle might fall heir to the yell king’s position in future years. Earle’s years in the top yell position bore fruit in his orig inal swing yell and the Oregon chant, which he introduced and "put across" at the University. Leading veils or perform ing good-natured clowning before student eyes has been the minor part of his job. The yells he has created, his efficient planning, his excellent results are high marks for his succes sors to meet. Beside the Point... University men who registered in math must have fore seen complication of the new income tax figures. * * * The executive council chose Lone Candidate 'I'ed Loud veil king Thursday afternoon. At that, the vote was almost as large as when the “entire” student body casts ballots. * * * It’s getting so there are more secretaries running late to their jobs at S a.m. than students rushing belatedly to their S o’clock s. » Lend an Ear • r r • By NORMA TREVORROW At last the day arrives, the stage is set, the trumpets blow, the curtains part, and there are the players: trim and neat in clean white uniforms, caps, and soft veils—all of which paints a rather romantic picture of a very wonderful thing, the introduction and beginning of the Red Cross division of surgical dressing at Oregon. Friday marks the termination of the pre-training of eleven stu dent instructors, Barbara Bar low, Florence Couley, Esther Griffiths, Rohda Harkson, Caro lyn Holmes, Doris Hoiland, Char lene Pelly, Barbara Plaisted Bonnie Uhl, Norma Trevorrow, and Carol Wicke. Charlene Pelly was also named assistant to Car olyn Holmes, chairman of Red Cross work on the campus. Is your pompadour puny? Is your lipstick lumpy? When you labor over the ironing board in that Saturday session, do you softly mumble to yourself, “*!’! **!&*?!*?” Then come down to the home economics department at 9:30 next Saturday morning and learn that feminine touch that you long to own. Do your caresses Mess up tresses Are you in a tizzle With a face fizzle ? We’ll remedy Your extremity Come on up Seriously, surgical dressing is an ideal war activity for you. Since these bandages are helping to fulfill the army quota and will eventually be used for the wounds of our boys, it places your serv ices down to the small matter of life or death. Easily Learned The actual folding- is easily learned although every fold must be exquisite and precise. Each girl will be in a class of four un der its separate instructor. The more girls seriously interested in the work, the more instructors will be appointed and the more days will be open. Letters will be sent to each living organization explaining the functions and objectives of this war work. Posters will also be placed at strategic points on the campus. Voluntary Service Although there will be com petition between houses, the stu dents’ services must be entirely voluntary in accordance with just how much work each girl personally wishes to offer. Recog nition and probably a prize will be awarded to the house display ing the most hours at the end of the term. Although this week, Saturday will be the only day during which surgical dressing will be open, following this weekend the ses sions will be held on both Friday from 3 to 5 and Saturday from 9:30 to 12. White wash dreesses are the most desirable uniform but a white shirt and a washable skirt are also acceptable. A white scarf for the head is also neces sary. There is no need to sign up be forehand—just be there Saturday morning. Come in^jrny time. —H. L. Mencken. Once in every half-century, at longest, a family should be merged into the great, obscure mass of humanity, and forget all about its ancestors. —Hawthorne. By TED HARMON “Shall we take the street car?” He said, not wanting to foot it. “Yes, of course,” she answered, “But where do you suggest we put it?” By now the good news has spread everywhere that T. D. is headed for the campus in time for the Homecoming dance, and the rumors that sparkled and glistened about for over rnree weeKS nave proven correct, much to the surprise of everyone. Especially those who remember the wild tone circulating early last year that Artie Shaw would somehow move Jan King off the Frosh Glee bandstand and bring his own group in. Wc remember one frosh cutie stepping onto the dance floor and asking, “Where’s Shaw?” Her date shot back, “In Los Angeles at the Palomar.” The Dope Anyway, with Dorsey due to arrive in time for the Homecom ing dance on the night of No vember 7, we immediately delved for some information and facts concerning the well-known group. Of course, tweedish, white-sweat ered George Durgan, T.D.’s ad vance man, had been here for two days, cruising about the campus in a station wagon, but we couldn’t find him, so we turned elsewhere. For instance, Dorsey is bring ing along some 27 persons to form his appearance here, but noticeably absent will be Buddy Rich, drummer, and Vocalists Connie Haines and Frank Sina tra. Rich has joined the marines, while Sinatra is bargaining for a movie career. And like the wind, so has Connie. By replacing Connie, Dorsey has found a smooth, smiling hit in Jo Stafford, whose disk of “Little Man With a Candy Ci gar” is a near-classic. And tak ing Sinatra’s place in front of the microphone is Dick Haymes, formerly with Benny Goodman and Harry James. All we know, so far, of Rich’s replacement is that he was a winner in the an nual Krupa-Drum contest; good, but still not coming up to the Rich-Elman double. Look at Future At any rate, Durgan left prom ises that Tommy would play all of his hits, ranging from ‘Til Never Smile Again” to “Hawai ian War Chant” or even “Beale Street Blues.” Add, too, Ziggy Elman, the Pied Pipers along < with Dorsey, which should make i the dance easily comparable to ' anything yet on this campus. Some of the publicity gags at- j tached to the advance notices are 1 fun, such as the fact that Tommy 1 has a 22-acre estate in Bernards- 1 ville, New Jersey. That on these acres romp -his two children, Pat sy and Skipper, and furthermore 1 that Bing Crosby designed the 65- 1 foot swimming pool. Both Tom- i my and Jimmy once played with j Kostelanetz, Whiteman, and even t Rudy Vallee. ] Separate plugs state that T.D. < drinks only Rheingold. the DRY t beer, while Paul Martin (of the '<■ Morning Telegraph! quotes that 1 “Dorsey's music, a smooth style < of swing, attracts an audience s that ranges from crew haircuts to bald heads.” \ Perhaps a dash of wildroot 1 will clear that up. t GOSSIPATTER: Overheard a 1 lot cf quips earlier this week, c with two or three that rate hon- a orable mention as far as they 0 go. There was the sorority fresh man who pointed to a high chair and said, “I’m fed up on that” e (Please turn to page seven) fleui cMufA . . . In Anxiety 0*i Wan, By LYNN JOHNSON The declaration before the British parliament by Jan Chris tian Smuts, prime minister of South Africa, that the Allies were nearing the offensive phase of the war, only added to an al ready intense feeling of expecta tion existing this week. Mr. Smuts told the joint ses sion of British lawmakers that the United Nations should strike now, while the Germans “are bleeding to death in Russia.’’ This unusual address came at a time when the world battlefronts were in a confusing state of in decisive activity. No news of d^N inite gains was forthcomiiqj? from the south Pacific theater, and the battle for Stalingrad still alternated from offensive to de fensive for the attacking Nazis. Rest of Picture To complete the picture' air warfare flared violently in the Mediterannean with Allied air craft blasting Axis desert bases and ports in north Africa, while Axis bombers pounded indomit able Malta. An unsuccessful sor tie by Italian planes against Gi braltar, recurring rumors of an Allied concentration of landing forces in the vicinity of Dakar, and the unconfirmed report of the landing of U.S. troops in Li beria indicated the possibility of an entirely new theater of ac tion being opened. Indications that Hitler is starP* ing a drive south of Stalingrad n an attempt to cut through to ;he Caspian sea and occupy As irakhan brings a new and serious problem to the Soviet armies. Should this thrust be made suc lessfully it would isolate the luge oil-producing region of 3aku to the south and would cut iff from Russian industry a treat percentage of their pe roleum supply. Through the Cas pian also runs the route by which end-lease aid reaches the Rus lans from the Persian gulf, one if Russia’s few remaining open ngs to world trade routes. South Pacific The strictly American show in he south Pacific in which we end to be more interested, hae tot as yet revealed any decisiv' noves by either side. The loss of he two new U. S. destroyers, .tered'ith and O'Brien, this week ioes not help matters for us, but he navy reports that our planes ire giving the Japs plenty of rouble in return, although no onfirmed sinkings of enemy ves els have been reported. Henderson field was still in T.S. hands at last reports, and as mg as it remains in our hands he balance will be in our favor. This week’s war situation could ring news, big news, good news, r bad news at any time from ny quarter, far-reaching move^ ppear in the making. | ft 0> To see clearly is poetry, propli ey, and religion—all in one. —Ruskin