Second Glance
(Continued front page one)
at tne ATO epic two Alder street
•waifs gabbed back and forth.
Said one, “Annabelle. when did
yOL find out that Bill wasn’t feel
ing no weii?” Came the answer,
“As soon as he started shaking
the hall-tree and looking for ap
ples,*’
* * *
CAMPL'SITES: . . . wonder
•why the Thetaz didn't enter the
sing contest or do they sing any
more at the Pink Pill Palace ?
. , , Double-simile: AOPi Laura
Jane Rhodes and a conga chain.
. . , From what we’re told, Pete
Wiley, here last year, is now
driving ambulances in the Far
East . . . the 1942 OREGANA
•will be unwrapped next Thursday
imleas shipments are delayed. The
cover, probably, will be the high
sspofe of the book . . . accepting
Cor fine Nelson's phrase that “it's
a woman’s world,” it looks like
the Emerald will combine both
love and a career next year . . .
cue of the year’s surprise hits
screens locally tomorrow; name
ly, A1 Hitchcock's "Saboteur" , . „
CPT fliers who are winging on
to I". Falls and expecting to get
early tans will be disappointed
l)y the weather there . . . look at
Sig Ep Bob Mundt's new yellow
and blue striped sport coat , . ,
the reason that phonograph sales
are being curtailed is the need of
shellac for other purposes . . .
believe it or not, but a frosh cutie
thought that the campaign of
“VVintergreen for President" was
another political coup d'etat on
the campus . . .
One of the neatest bits of poet
ry of this season comes from the
Yale Record:
There was a young girl from
Biscay
Whose clothes were considered
risque.
Her dress in November
Was enough to remember,
But you should have seen her in
May.
CHATTERINGS ON OUR
LIMB . . . despite the war, wait
till you see what the males are
wearing next fall! Oh shades of
other days! . . . what's happened
to the OTIS “Burma Shave”
signs on 13th St. ? . . . Dancer
Helen Holden can put more per
sonality into her dancing than
most coeds can do with upper
class tutoring . . . the picture (!)
in Coronet this month bears a
striking resemblance to someone
. , . tickets for “Of Thee I Sing"
enjoyed the fastest sale that any
campus event has for years . . ,
the flash-in-the-pan selection of
See Your
Way Clear
To Success
<'i! graduation. Your vision will liavu much to do
v«i'ii war l'illimr the job oxpwted <>!' you. l>o suro
it ■-> hum, oloar, so you uan ho t’roo of oomplaints
oausod by oyost.ain.
DR. ELLA C. MEADE
OPTOMETRIST
Phone 330
14 VV. 8th
Charles Delzell Gets
Stanford Scholarship
Charles Delzell, graduate as
sistant in social science, received
a Switzer scholarship to Stanford
university last week. The schol
arship will give him an opportun
ity to work toward his thesis and
master's degree in modern Euro
pean history, next school year.
Mr. Delzell's thesis topic at the
University of Oregon involved
the spread of fascism in France
after 1930. He is not certain
whether he will continue in this
subject or not while at Stanford.
“Little Admiral’’ at the Frosh
Glee was one of the quickest,
most quiet contests we've had.
Meyer's didn't even rate a pic
ture . . . enrollment should drop
at least $200,000’s worth next
fall; maybe the Tri-Delts can put
that seminary plan into effect
. . . looks like the track team
will be out of town for Junior
Weekend . . . they say that Al
pha Phi’s Jean Taylor has “Jam
for Breakfast’’ every morning
now . . . swellelegant for any den
are the pictures of campus houses
at the Co-op for one fin . . . the
rumor of a shortage of orchids
for next weekend hasn’t much
foundation other than the price.
. . . the coke Spotlight show em
ulating from Mexico City, usual
ly on Wednesday nights, has the
refresher’s theme song played in
rumba rhythm. At least it’s one
for the books . . . best local jobs
for the summer are at the new
cantonment rising rapidly near
Corvallis . . . the Scabbard and
Blade picnic Thursday; tch! tch!
. . . what’s this correspondence
school that John Holden has
started? So far, Larry Ceisi is
the only student . . . worth look
ing into is the Boston ‘’Pops"
rendition of the Rogers-Astaire
“Carioca" as played by a sym
phony orchestra. It’s terrific . . .
it can now be revealed that while
we were having rain day after
day, the weather at the coast was
as. balmy as spring should be.
Short Storiette
She stood against the light:
Mary had a little skirt.
Who gives a damn.
for Mary’s lamb
With Mary’s calves in sight!
- The Log.
Mothers’ Luncheon
Tickets Now on Sale
Mrs. FI. M. Morris, housing sec
retary, received 52f> tickets yes
terday for the Junior Weekend
Mothers’ luncheon in John Straub
Memorial building next Saturday
noon.
Students who wish may buy
them, preferably before the lunch
eon time, 12:15, May 9, for 75
cents. A sizeable number of
mothers have written in for res
ervations and tickets, the secre
tary reports.
Dr. LeSage Attends
Dr. Laurence LeSage, instruc
tor in Romance languages and na
tional president of Pi Delta Phi,
French honorary, will attend the
national convention of the hon
orary at the University of Califor
nia in Los Angeles, Saturday ami
Sunday, May 2 and 3.
He will preside at a general as
sembly Saturday morning and will
act as one of the speakers at a
banquet the same evening. The
Gamma chapter of Pi Delta Phi,
at UCLA, and the Beta chapter,
at the University of Southern
California, are sponsoring the
convention.
Seats Left
A few reserved seat tickets are
still available for “Of Thee I
Sing ' at the ASUO ticket office.
General admission tickets will go
on sale Tuesday afternoon. The
center bleacher section will be in
cluded as genera! admission.
Fifth-Column Attack
Staged on ROTC Drill
Stiil riled at the anonymous
caller who almost sabotaged their
drill period Thursday by tele
phoning campus houses and an
nouncing to unsuspecting fresh
men that the drill had been can
celled, angered officers of the lo
cal ROTC staff continued their
relentless hunt today for the
phony ’phonist.
The unknown culprit, accord
ing to unimpeachable sources
whose identity can not be re
vealed for military reasons, called
nine fraternity houses Thursday
noon and, after falsely identifying
himself as an ROTC sergeant,
told the freshman who answered
to announce in his house that the
drill had been cancelled because
of “weather conditions” (it was
raining bad as anything). Suspi
cious upperclassmen, how'ever,
uncovered the hoax by calling
the ROTC office to verify the re
port, which they were wont to
disbelieve. And that is why the
ROTC staff is angry.
“It doesn’t bother us too much
if a few of the boys don’t show
up for drill, especially in wet
weather,” said an officer. “But
when telephone calls come pour
ing in at the rate of four a min
ute for twenty minutes, that’s go
ing too far! My right ear is still
ringing from listening to that
same line: ‘Is there a drill to
day?’ In fact,” he said, as two
large tears rolled over his cheeks,
“if that happens once more I’ll
resign!”
If anyone tries this little trick
again, we ain’t responsible for
what happens.
Gifts reported to the University
of Michigan regents in the 1940
41 school year totaled $1,613,582
of which $1,579,455 was in money
and §34,107 in other forms.
Dr. John H. Furbay of Mills
college has been drafted as lec
turer to army officers and enlist
ed men on the subject of West
Africa.
Hunter in Chicago
Curriculum - weary Chancellor
Frederick M. Hunter is in Chica
go today and tomorrow attend
ing the American Council of Ed
ucation meetings being held,
there. He is the only represents^
tive at the annual conference
from Oregon this year.
The chancellor is expected to
return to the campus May 9, just
in time for “Of Thee I Sing.”
- ■ ~l
(l&mcmce
He planted
his pin
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Horrors! It
Disappeared
She forgot about
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