CPT Group
Leaves Soon
Part of an exhibition, in a be
lated sort of way, will be the 60
civilian pilot training students
who are to leave the campus
within the next two weeks to en
gage in flight training at Klam
ath Falls. J. C. Stovall, CPT co
ordinator, announced that the
single huge building which will
house the entire group, as well
as serve as eating and studying
qdfirters, was one of a group of
fairground buildings recently in
use.
“There will be a cook to pre
pare three meals a day and all
the boys will be furnished a cot
and mattress,” Mr. Stovall in
formed.
Airport
These basics are furnished by
Louis Soukup, flight operator. He
also has arranged for a station
wagon to transport flyers back
and forth to the Klamath Falls
airport which is located about
three miles from the quarters.
Mr. Stovall also emphasized
' that the local office was anxious
have the immediate applica
| tion of all men interested in en
f gaging in either the summer or
fall CPT program. This will aid
in making up the participation
list and in checking on the ap
proximate number of men who
will engage in the program. Both
ground school and flight train
ing will take place in Klamath
Falls during the summer pro
gram.
Applications may be made at
108 Condon hall.
Trade Last
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Don’t experiment on me!
If I’m suffering from “shock.”
Take a walk around the block!
If you must be busy, pray,
Help to "Keep the crowds away.”
So, whatever my condition,
Phone at once for a physician.
Let me lie; I'll take a chance
Waiting for the ambulance.
From “First Aid” I beg release—•
Lady, let me die in peace!
■—Barometer.
'^Lnd then there was the fiery
tempered business man who wrote
the following letter:
“Sir, my stenographer, being a
lady, cannot type what I think
of you. I being a gentleman, can
not think it. You, neither, will
understand what I mean.
—Barometer.
Ode to a Soda Jerker—
Almond toffee
Peach of coffee
Let me get this straight
Raspberry sherbet
Peach for Herbert
I’d better get my slate
Gosh, it’s so discouraging
^ Dishing up these creams
It may be quite nourishing
But not so in my dreams
Strawberry sundae
Pay you Monday
That’s the way it goes
Raspberry sherbet
Peach for Herbert
Come boy! On your toes
Golly I’m an awful sight
I have to change clothes twice
a night
It’s strawberry sundae
Pay you Monday
Raspberry sherbet
Peach for Herbert
All day long.
—The Daily Texan,
Miss Pope Attends Meet
Miss Ida M. Pope, placement
-Secretary, will attend the annual
education conference in Mon
mouth, Oregon, Saturday, April
25. Miss Pope will set up an of
fice for teachers who are seeking
positions and superintendents
who are looking for teachers.
Coach
SCAN tAKIT,
WHO, AFTER A LOSING
-SEASON, DIDN'T CLAIM
HE WAS BUILDING
CHARACTER./
CHARTS
PROF. EWM. M. NEAUEY OF SANTA
ANA J.C. HAS’ MADE OP I COO
LECTURE CHARTS DURING THE
FAST 35 YEARS. HE HAS DIA
GRAMMED O/ER. TWO MILES GP
PAPER THREE FEET IN WIDTH/
EJhe soflte
FINGER OF A
PRINCETON PITCHER BACK IN 1874 STARTED THE
DEVELOPMENT OF THE CURVE BALL. JOSEPH MANN,
76, NOTICED THE BALL BRPKE INTO A CURVE WHEN
HE LET IT BOLL OFF THE SORE FINGER. HE WORKED
ON THE THEORY ALL WINTER AND THE FOLLOWING
SPRING BLANKED YALE 3-0 IN THE FIRST NO-HIT,
NO-RUN GAME ON RECORD/
Dr.TylerSees
Seattle Meet
Dr. Leona Tyler, instructor in
psychology, returned to Eugene
from the meeting of the board of
Northwest College Personnel as
sociation, held in Seattle, Satur
day, April 18. Plans were formu
lated for the convention of the
association to be held on the cam
pus of the University of Wash
ington, Seattle, next fall.
Dr. Tyler attended a portion of
the Washington State Social
Workers convention, Saturday
morning.
A new committee was formed,
by the personnel association, of
members of the faculties of va
rious universities, to relocate
Japanese students in schools out
of the restricted zones. Dean
Karl Onthank and Dr. Lawrence
S. Bee of the University are on
the committee for the University
of Oregon.
Of SO seniors in the Louisiana
State university school of medi
cine who are eligible for commis
sion in the army, navy, or public
health service, 65 have applied
for their commissions.
Birthday in Bed
Ushers in Spots
Spending a twenty-first birth
day in the UO infirmary wasn't
Mildred Thomas’ idea of a good
deal, but when little red spots be
gan to appear Saturday morning,
what could she do ?
The other six patients in the
slightly depopulated Pill Palace
are Maxine Marsh, Virginia Lees.
Gaynor Thompson, Maxine Wyse,
Tom Boylen, and Ken Hartman.
UO, OSC Alpha Gams
Observe Reunion Day
All Oregon Alpha Gamma Del
ta members joined the Oregon
State members in Corvallis Sat
urday to observe international
reunion day with them. At the
same time all other Alpha Gam
ma chapters united to observe
the day throughout the United
States and Canada.
During the afternoon pledge,
member, and alumnae meetings
were held. Mrs. Lorna C. Jessup,
assistant dean of women at Cor
vallis, spoke on Panhellenic rela
tions at the evening banquet held
in the Corvallis Memorial Union
building.
Nothing Sacred
(Continued from (<agc hue)
hard time moving his muscles
over to THE HOUSE?
Pat Taylor, who haunts the
Emerald pages every once in a
while, is getting married' to Sig
at Mayther Field, Cal.
ma Nu Date Peterson, May 10
These Nus are doing awright,
too. Ed Brock is going steady
with Kappa Barbara Kendrick.
Another Snakeman, A1 Gray, was
at Klingman’s Saturday night
with local pride, Marge Pember
ton.
For the
Duration
The Emerald
Sent Home to
Your Family
75c
(Till June)
Phone or Write:
Lois Clause, Circulation Mgr,
Oregon HEmerald
Room 5, Journalism
Phone 300, Ext 354
Paper Supply
in Shortage
Many college students may find
themselves writing on noth sides
of their paper next, year and hav
ing no complaints fro the teach
er, but not University of Oregon
students.
Defense priorities have taken a
firm hold on the paper supply and
higher education has ap to the
present had no luck at rating as
a defense industry.
Bright ?
Even in the face of such a
problem Oregon students* can
have a bright outlook due to the
planning of Mr. M. P. McClain,
manager of the Co-op store.
Already stored in a local ware
house the Co-op store has twelve
thousand pounds of paper which is
plenty for all of the next school
year.
Serious
Many schools are not so fortu
nate and face a serious problem
concerning paper. Mr. McClain
reported when he returned Sat
urday from San Francisco. He
had attended the annual meet
ing of the Northwest College
Book Stores association.
Schools of engineering are hav
ing particular trouble in obtain
ing instruments necessary in their
courses, the Co-op head reported.
The most serious problem at pres
ent on this campus is the supply
of tools used by architect stu
dents. Most of such supplies*- are
being used by the government at
this time.
MR. & MRS. NEWT
SIDE PATTER
Pat Taylor
Well, looks like last work
end was party time, kiddies,
with Monday finding a goodly
number in a weakened condi
tion from their week-end con
dition . . . President of that
club was Earl Holnier . . . Pail
to see how everyone can be
so brown without we got no
sun . . . Babs Read, Alpha I hi,
is the receiver of an engage
ment . ring from Don Turner,
Beta, now shipyarding in Port
land . . . Steady: Mary Jane
Simmons, Pi Phi, and Don V-e
nier, ATO . . . Unsteady: Betty
Edward returns Dick Bodwelllls
Phi Delt pin . . .
Side on Sunday: 'Ad the dal
lies gussied up, wit’ hats wit’
veils and staggering about on.
their high-heeled sandals . . ,
Bruce Macintosh, the College
Side Caruso, eating the ham
and eggs at 3:00 in the aft , . .
The jever-scholarly members
of the ever-lovin’ lawr school;
down to snatch a quick coke
before returning to the salt
mines. . . The boys land girls)
in the back room having a
game of whist . . . The ji.ke
box playing Kenton—then, tor
a change, more Kenton , . ,
The sun a-comin’ in the open
door . . . Ah, me, how lovely
is Sunday.
How in blazes did :t get t©
fee Tuesday so quick?
See you on the late shift.