1 nought of Saturday
Makes Toad Shudder
“Daff, do you know what I think?” Toad squinted at her reflection
in the mirror.
Daphne decided to humor Toad by not bringing up the question
of what she actually did with her brain. ‘‘If you are thinking,” she
began, "of plucking your eyebrows a la Dietrich again, I hope you will
remember the remarks of the charm committee on a former occasion
ot your eyebrow designing, mere
were too many who insisted on
pointing out to me how little you
and Dietrich have in common.”
‘‘How well I remember that,”
Toad mused. “There are so few
people around here who have a
progressive outlook, who can
look with a tolerant eye at in
novations . . . but that is not
what I was thinking. I was think
ing that whoever it was who
thought up this Mortarboard job
by, this ‘It’s the woman who pays’
The Great Burlesque!
‘THE GREAT
DICTATOR”
with Charlie Chaplin
Paulette Goddard
and Jack Oakie
num
Two Big Features!
“Convoy”
with CLIVE BROOK
— plus —
“Robin Hood of the
Pecos”
with Roy Rogers
and Gabby Hayes
idea, had an awfully gruesome
sense of humor.”
“I do not think it was proposed
with humor in mind. In fact, an
experience of mine in connection
with it was far from humorous.”
Daphne shuddered. ‘‘Cashiers can
be so unpleasant about insuffi
cient funds. I think it is rather
to promote the Golden Rule. ‘Do
unto others as you think they
will do unto you, but do it first’
and that sort of thing. You are
supposed to show by your ex
ample what you think is perfect
male behavior, and vice versa.”
‘‘Yes, but unfortunately, no one
seems to have told the males
about the vice versa,” Toad
wailed. “They seem to derive a
great deal of pleasure from dem
onstrating their idea of how a
female should never act. They
love to placidly leaf through a
magazine while we fidget down
stairs. They love to write nasty
poems about the female appetite,
but when we pay, we observe the
true and enormous proportions of
the male appetite. They beef
about carrying a simple compact
and comb, and at Mortarboard
blandly present us with a tooth
brush and shaving set to carry
for them.”
“Something should be done/'
agreed Daphne.
“The worst of it is, last week
I fell in love with a pale peach
sweater and, of course, bought it.
You can imagine the state of the
exchequer. Daphne, DO you think
Repulsive will demand a steak?
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Concentrates
On Sitting Still
The statuesque fisherman who
stood in awe before the gigantic
genie on one of the prize-winning
canoe fete floats is, in real life,
Verle Alexander of Theta Chi.
But for the few moments he
drifted down the mill-race, he ac
tually felt the part he was por
traying. “The atmosphere and the
strains of the music helped create
my mood,” he remarked, “and I
concentrated so intensely on the
genie's eyes that I became un
conscious of the presence of the
audience.”
“It was quite a strain, standing
with my muscles tense and main
taining my attitude of amaze
ment, it seemed an eternity be
fore I could relax.”
Marilyn Miller, of Alpha Delta
Pi, enjoyed her ride on the Mag
ic Horse, the co-winner of first
place, but admitted that she was
concerned about staying on. “The
audience didn’t bother me, I was
just scared I would fall off. We
only had a two by four plank to
sit on!”
Hosteler to Speak
Tonight in YWCA
Mrs. Jack Stafford, American
youth hostel member, will speak
informally tonight at 7:30 in the
YWCA bungalow.
The recent Vassar graduate
will tell of her hosteling experi
ences throughout Germany and
New England, where she traveled
both on bicycle and skiis.
“The hostel movement is grow
ing in the United States,” Mrs.
Stafford stated, "especially in the
east, and it should become more
active in the west, as they have
such beautiful country to cover.”
“Hosteling is such fun, and in
expensive,” she continued ex
huberantly, “and it gives students
a chance to met other university
people, informally.”
Gleeman Give
(Continued from page one)
train whistle heard just after Ac
companist Cora Moore Frey had
played the introduction.
Everyone showed signs of
amusement because of the apropo
sound resembling that which a
boat on the Swanee river might
make. The introduction was
played again and Ready sang his
encore.
Opening with the/ Gleemen’^
traditional “Prayer of Thanks
giving,” in the first section they
sang Hadley’s “Ah, Fill the Cup,”
“Creation Hymn,” by Rachman
inoff, and “Hallelujah” from
“Mount of Olives” by Beethoven.
“Lassie O’Mine” was the encore.
In a lighter vein was “The
Hand-Organ Man” in German dia
lect by Othegraven and “Turkey
in the Straw.” Celsi’s tenor solo,
“Last Night the Nightingale
Woke Me,” and “Flow Gently,
Sweet Afton,” a baritone solo
rendered by Carmichael were rec
ognized as old favorites.
Most stirring of any of the
pieces was the offering by the en
tire chorus of the patriotic
“There’ll Always be an England,”
by Parker and Charles.
An arrangement of the Oregon
Trail” by Glen Griffith, head of
the choral music at the Eugene
high school, was sung as was an
encore in the third group. The
Gleemen concluded their program
with the entire audience joining
in the singing of “America.”
Net proceeds for the program
were turned over to the local
YMCA for the community house
building fund.
Religious Groups
To Sponsor Talks
By A. C. McGiffert
Student religious groups are
sponsoring the appearance on the
campus Sunday and Monday, May
38 and 19, of Arthur Cushman
McGiffert, Jr., with conferences
and speeches scheduled for both
days,
Mr. McGiffert is president of
the Pacific School of Religion.
He has received degrees at Har
vard, American School of Archae
ology, Athens, Union Theological
seminary, Harvard division school
at the University of Zurich, and
the Chicago Theological seminary.
Mr. McGiffert was a chaplain
in the World War, is a Phi Beta
Kappa key holder, and is an
author and even editor when the
occasion demands.
He will speak on “The Place of
Religion in College, at a Univer
e
Initiation, Banquet
Scheduled by ADS
Alpha Delta Sigma, national
advertising fraternity, will ini
tiate eight new members and
elect officers at 4:30 Tuesday in
Gerlinger hall. Following the
meeting there will be a banquet
at McCrady’s cafe at 6:30.
Carl L. Broedersen, manager
of the Eugene branch of the Pa
cific Telephone and Telegraph
company, will speak on “Mechan
ize Idealism in F Flat.” Mr.
Brodersen is an Oregon alum and
a member of the W. F. G. Thach
er chapter.
Initiates are Robert Rudolph,
Bob Broderick, Douglas David,
James Thayer, Kenneth Bowes,
Howard Vierling, William Ral
ston, and Don Belding.
sity religious council meeting
Monday at 4 p.m. at Westminster
house.
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