Lawyers Challenge CPAs to Go to 'Bat-tie' Fo!'.owing appears the annual law school summons served on the business administration school for the ultimate purpose of ar ranging a baseball game between the two professional groups. The BA students’ answer will be pub lished in the near future. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE CO. OF LANE State of Oregon > ) ss. Declaration County cf Lane ) Comes now the PLAINTIFF, a benevolent and charitable associa tion formed and existing by, un der and in compliance with the laws of the state of Oregon ap plicable thereto, known as the Law School Student Body; And by its attorney complains of the DEFENDANT, a group or or ganization pater anonymous et filius nullius et eistant quo war ranto nemo cognit; loitis apis spotanda bigone, towit, the stu dents of the School of Business Administration And declares: I. For that whereas the plaintiff law school has acquired by long and continuous user certain pre scriptive and preemptive rights in the stream of feminine pul chritude which hath since time whence the memory of man run neth not to tfie contrary, and long before and continually from thence hitherto, flowed there near adjoining to the plaintiff’s prem ises ; II. And for that whereas the de fendant well knowing the prem ises, but contriving and intend ing to injure, prejudice and ag grieve the said plaintiff, and to incommode, inconvenience and annoy it in its peaceful enjoyment and use of said riparian rights, hath through various and sundry ; divers vile and malicious perse cutions, pandering, solicitation, and enticements procured the said stream to divert, and the con geries of hawks, ducks, doves, hens and other wildfowl to acqui esce, allow, follow and partici pate in the said diversion; III And for that whereas as a sep arate and further cause of action, the plaintiff alleges that the said defendant in the place and spirit aforesaid, on the twenty-third day of April, one-thousand-nine-hun dred forty anno Domini, contriv ing to injure the reputation of the said plaintiff, did on the date aforementioned, and long before and from thence hitherto, cause and procure divers noxious, of fensive, and unwholesome vapors, fumes, smells and stenches to arise and ascend near to, in, and about the said premises of the said plaintiff by enrolling in the said defendant’s school and main taining and perpetuating therein great quantities of garbage and offal under the guise of curricu lum and student body; IV. And for that whereas, for still further, additional and separate cause of action, the PLAINTIFF complains and declares that the defendants well knowing the peaceful and moral nature of the plaintiff’s occupation of the said premises, did permit, allow and encourage divers idle, dissolute and disorderly persons to fre quent the premises of the defend ant adjoining the said premises of the said plaintiff, whereby the district has acquired unenviable notoriety; that numerous persons of ill repute and bad character were seen therein and thereat notices thereof were published in the newspaper columns, by means of which the district became known as a resort of persons en gaged in violating the codes of social behavior; and of conduct that would sicken the very mag gots of the earth, bring turgid glee to the heartless harpies of hell, and move to agonizing an guish the angelic hosts of heaven. WHEREFOR, the PLAINTIFF demands and prays relief that the defendant be enjoined from main taining aforesaid premises and said nuisance be abated and in default thereof the PLAINTIFF challenges said defendant to trial by battle, towit, a soft ball game, on May 4 at to-wit three o’clock p.m. However, in light of the crushing defeats suffered by said defendant at hands of PLAIN TIFF during the two previous years, it is now brought to the attention of said defendant that unless he can offer a greater de gree of competition that PLAIN TIFF in the future will be forced to seek competition in more ath letic and competitive organiza tions, to wit, the School of Art, and the School of Home Eco nomics. Cherry Blossom Time in Washington Black Republicans arc blossoming in the nation’s capital these days, as evidenced! by the above picture. Senator Robert Taft, Ohio; Tcm Dewey, New York’s ace racket-buster; and Senator Arthur Vandenburg, Michigan, (reading left to right), all aspirants tc the presidency, are shown giving one another the "glad hand.” Let the Emerald tell your friends about Junior Week end and University Life A former prize-winning float of the Canoe Fete For the remainder cf Spring term. . Herbert Anderson The Oregon Daily Emerald Eugene, Oregon. Dear Sir: Enclosed is 50c in payment of a subscription for the. rest of spring term to be sent to: Name. Address Very truly yours.