Lizard Getting Fat
For Spring Scalping
The usual story about cats and white mice holding down the
number one spot as specimens for zoology students, hit the skids
yesterday when it .was revealed that J. E. Herbertson, instructor in
zoology, imported a son of the Mojave desert for experimental work
— a gila monster.
The 18-inch o ptile was shipped to Herbertson from Mexico by
Jack Cole, a former student here.
ltaw Eggs Favorite Food
r -wived one of the most poisonous of reptiles, the black and
How to Detect
Drunks; Lesson
To Gas Agents
By VAX ERICKSON
A C .iuple of Stooges
(self-appointed) at the .Western
Wwsitihgtou College of Education
have outlined a test that filling
station men can use to detect
dcunks. “If a car conies in to buy
gas and fits one of the following
rules the driver is either intoxi
cated or a college student:”
1. if the driver points to the
gas tank and says, "Kill it!”
2. If the driver is holding his
head in his iap or has it lying on
the rear seat.
2 If the driver is leaning with
Ida back against the dash.
4 If the driver is drunk.
5, If the driver is alone and is
stork naked.
0. If the driver is crouched on
the floor tike an ostrich and has
his hands clasped over the back
of 11i s head.
7. If there is a driver but no
car under him.
C If there i3 no driver.
f*oovafes and Bertrand Bussell
met with the same accusations.
This month a bit of a battle
has been raging over the appoint
ment of Bertrand Russell, profes
sor of philosophy at UCLA, lo
the faculty of City College of
Is'e v.York.
Like Socrates, Russell was
charged with atheism and cor
rupting the young. Russell’s ap
pointment was revoked by a rul
ing if Justice John McGeehan of
rice.- York, after complaints were
filed by Mrs. Kay, a Brooklyn
housewife who said he taught
imi:. -i and salacious doctrines.
E,i,-.se;v~ contract was to teach
mathematics and logic.
To the Daily Bruin. UCLA pa
pet, Russell said, "I am not as
intereste 1 in seK as is Bishop
Manning, who is greatly con
cerned with it. Sex is only a
small pvt of what 1 have writ
ten Bishop Manning and his sup
porters noticed only that part.”
Kace- Mix.
well at the University of Hawaii,
according to a recent poll of ra
ci>.'. fraternity heads there. Jap
anese, Chinese, and Caucasian
soto-.v.y presidents as well as a
H i.v. aiiau fiat proxy believed
tint their groups helped integrate
campus life.
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By U .ii oi Two or three
Other college papers, we have a
tale t relate, it goes rather like
t Oomph giii Ann Sheridan
v attending a preview when a
UCLA student spied her. He ran
up to her, slipped handcuffs
a -uni her waist and his, and
theu swallowed the key. The ever
sell:-controlled, charming, intel
lectual Miss Sheridan said in a
so eet voice, "I ought to slap you
down.”
Eventually a locksmith was
summoned to remove the cuffs,
aal the screen star and her fan
we e released. Miss Sheiidan for
g.ia e him, invited him to a sup
!>•?■ party after the preview.
The student is happy. He won
a dollar bet from a fraternity
brother.
orange specimen was described
by Herbertson as "a big. lazy
old fellow which I am fattening
up for about a month before I
use." Raw eggs are its favorite
diet.
After the gila monster has had
time to recover from his trip, he
will become the basis for one of
the most novel experiments on
record.
Little has been recorded as to
the physical make-up of the rep
tile, with many stories used to
explain the monster's unpleasant
odor and its poisonous character.
In order to establish a com
plete record, Herbertson plans to
conduct a dissection of the speci
men, and have the entire process
filmed in motion pictures by Ted
Kenyon. Emerald staff photogra
pher.
The gila monster will be on
display in the lower hall of Deady
as soon as its condition is de
clared “favorable” by Herbert
son.
Seniors to Assist
With Oregonian's
Weekend Survey
Dean Eric W. Allen's senior
editing class went to Portland
yesterday' where they will con
duct a house to house survey for
the Morning Oregonian.
The class will complete the
survey' today, Dean Allen said.
Recently the class carried on a
similar survey on the Oregon
campus for the Oregon Daily Em
erald.
Faculty Opens
(Continued from fiage five)
science, forfeited to \V. P. Rid
dlesbarger. assistant professor of
business administration.
The games of R. U. Moore,
principal of University high
school, with J. O. Lindstrom,
business manager, and W. A.
Dahlberg, assistant professor of
speech, with W. A. Zimmerman
of the acting budget office of the
state system, are yet to be re
ported.
Good Old Home!
Harold Dahl, who recently returned from Spain where he was im
prisoned for aiding' the loyalists, posed in this picture with his wife,
Edith, to prove that there is a happy ending to everything—even war.
Blonde Mrs. Dahl is a night club entertainer.
Smith Speaks on
Life in Philippines
“Philippine Aborigines" was
the subject of the talk given by
Dr. Warren D. Smith, head of
the geology and geography de
partments. before the last meet
ing of the Anthropology club.
Dr. Smith, who has spent many
years in the Philippine Islands,
explained the different types of
natives and told several of his
experiences exploring and study
ing in the islands.
The talk was illustrated by lan
tern slides.
Muriel Beckman
Wins Scholarship
Muriel Beckman, junior in
journalism, was last night an
nounced winner of the annual
scholarship given by the Spin
sters club, organization of Eugene
University women. This is the
fifth time the scholarship has
been awarded.
During the past year Miss
Beckman has been working in
the extension division and doing
honors work. She is president of
Pot and Quill, campus writing
honorary for women.
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Floyd Hamilton was unani
mously elected vice-president of
the University of Oregon law
school this week to work with
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