U O Sigma Delta Psi Grabs National Championship Ann Waha Gets Dancing Role Ann ‘‘Snow White’’ Waha, ex Oregon student, became a real movie star this summer, playing the lead in American picture’s short “Young America Dances.” Miss Waha was “discovered” at the Bennington school of dance, Mills college, California, by Ralph Jester, director, who was filming the educational picture tracing the trend of American dancing. She and three other Oregon girls, Reva Horsely, La Von Oddy, ^and Shirley Bennett, left here for the south last spring on the ad vice of Miss Pirkko Paasikivi, Uni versity dance instructor. All of the girls have been active in dancing circles. There are 13 patients in the in firmary this week. Hoyman Will Return To Oregon Campus, Leighton Says H. S. Hoyman, for years swim ming coach at the University of Oregon, will definitely return to the campus next year, according to word received yesterday by Dr. R. W. Leighton, dean of the school of physical education. Hoyman has been gone for two years and has studied at the Uni versity of Michigan during his ab sence. Ned Johns and Russ Cutler have coached the Duck swimming teams in his place. Hoyman will probably not resume coaching on his return. A Lovely Course Have you heard of the man who W’on't send his children to college because they teach the students how to make love—he saw a sign that read “Romance Languages.” Denver Clarion. ...SEND your laundry home by convenient Railway Express Thrifty idea, this: It saves you bother, and cash too, for you can express it home "collect”, you know. So phone our agent today. He'll call for your weekly package, speed it away by fast express train, and when it returns, deliver your laundry to you — all with out extra charge. Complete and handy, eh? Only Railway Express gives this service, and it’s the same with your vacation baggage. For either or both, just pick up a phone and call East of S.P. Passenger Station ’Phone 20 Eugene, Ore. 1839 . . . A Century of Service . . . 1939 Railway Express AGENCY, INC. , NATION-WIDE RAIL-AIR SERVICE Phis Hostess To President For the first time since their founding the University of Oregon chapter of Alpha Phi entertained their international president. Miss Dorothy Kernohan of Toronto who fills that position this year has been their guest for the past two days. Miss Kernohan is making a tour of the chapter houses in the north west and will leave today to con tinue her trip. A formal banquet was given at the Alpha Phi house in Miss Kernohan’s honor last night with President and Mrs. Donald Erb also attending. Other faculty i guests who greeted Miss Kernohan were: Dr. and Mrs. C. L. Schwer ing, Mr. and Mrs. Karl Onthank, Dr. and Mrs. Dan Gage, Mr. and Mrs. William Wilmot, Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Thatcher, Chancellor F. M. Hunter, and Austrid Wil liams. Alpha Phi also entertained Miss Kernohan at a buffet supper on Monday evening. 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Che Parker Pen Co., Jancsviiic, Wia. t KCY 717 Teams Bring Home Bacon Oregon State Takes Second Place; Springfield College Comes in Third; "Porky" Andrews Top Man for UO Oregon has another national championship, j Following the tradition, set by Oregon students last year, of bring ing home national championships to “dear, old Alma Mater" the local chapter of Sigma Delta Psi, national athletic honorary, has won the na tional team championship in their annual track meet and field tourna I ment. The Oregon team garnered a grand total of 5,377.1 points com parea to a score oi u,<a,j.o ior Ore gon State College, their closest competitor. Third place was grabbed by Springfield college with a. score of 3,170.25. George "Porky” Andrews was top man for the Oregon team. He scored 687 points. Tim Marnie was | second with 630 points, while El | mer Hanson crowded him with 611 points. A large trophy, awarded the Intramural (Continued From I’age Tivo) Kappa Alpha received the trophy for tennis, and Kappa Sigma won the high prize for swimming events. “As soon as the swimming champion is decided, teams will meet for the water polo cup,” ex plained Dickie. "Following that, play will start in touch football.” Touch football squads will be composed of nine players — five linemen and four backs. Honest John (Continued From Page Two) of Medford; Frank Each, Ed Sosniak, both of Klamath Falls; Louis Burkovich, Lorraine Tail man, both of Forest Grove; Kay Gennette, Walt Kaplan, both of San Francisco; Hank Miller, Channing Kilburn, both of Piedmont, Cal.; John Stromberg, Ernie Lewis, both of Seattle; Don Shephard, White Bear, Minn.; Vernon Greedy, Kirk land, Wash.; Bill White, Meridian, Wash.; George Bujan, Christopher, 111. Ernie Strassens, Beaverton; Dick Ashoom, Johnstown, Pa.; Lloyd LeClair, Gold Beach; Tony Crish, Long Beach, Cal.; Bill Sweikert, Vallejo, Cal.; Don O' Neill, Olympia, Wash; Glenn Me Kibbon, Harrisburg; Russ Urcll, Astoria; Joe Wendling, Hood Riv er; Tom Simon, Roseburg; Ted McMurron, West Linn; Arnold Ivertion, Petaluma, Cal'.; Wayne Nelson, Salem; Bill Bradshaw, Mil waukie; Jim Fisher, Raymond, Wash.; Bill Wallan, Adams; How ard Robertson, Eugene; Gerald Terjeson, Pendleton; Steve Bod ner, Chuck Elliott, both of Eugene; Louis Baum, Pittsburgh; George Vankovich, Globe, Arizona; Frank Moser, Hollywood; Kenneth Kiest ley, Carmel, Cal.; Kenneth Steele, Hood River; John Bjork, Astoria; Tom Stuart, Hermiston; Neil Baumgardner, Portland; Willie White, Ferndale, Wash.; Rapoon, Pomona, and Thomas, Madras. The only Gaelic college in North America is located at St. Anna's, Nova Scotia. 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This year they cut the size of their team down and secured the desired re sult. Last year, several Oregon men placed first in individual events but this year only three first places were won by Oregon men. Individual champion of the meet was E. Woodcock of Oregon State College who piled up 807.8 points. Second was H. Morningstar of Michigan Normal, 728.1 points; third, J. Squires of Michigan Nor SHORTHAND — TYPEWRITING COMPLETE BUSINESS COURSES UNIVERSITY BUSINESS COLLEGE Edward L. Ryan. B.S., LL.B., Mgr. I. O. O. F. Buildg., Eugene Phone 2973 1 mal, 701.56. Following are the Oregon men who placed in the tourney: W. Reg ner, shot put, second place, 44 feet, 6 3-4 inches; shot put, S. Short, third place, 41 feet, 10 inches; baseball throw, W. Regner, second place. 340 feet, 1 inch; broad jump, E. Reber, first place, 23 feet; broad jump, E. Hanson, second mi'-iniciCT place, 22 feet, 4 inches; 120-yard hurdle, second place, Jay Graybeal, 13.6 second's; 120-yard hurdle, third place, J. Lonergan, 13.8 seonds; one mile run, third place, D. Tow er, 4 minutes and 47 seconds; bar vault, J. Marnie and E. Hanson, both of Oregon, tied for first place going over at 7 feet; third place, H. Gifford, 6 feet, 10 inches; javelin, second place, Boyd Brown, 195 feet; 100-yard dash, third place, J. Lonergan tied with two Alabama university athletes at 10.2 seconds; rope climb, first place, G. Warner, 5.4 seconds; second place, P. Cush ing, 6 seconds; third place, A. Han nifin, 6.2 seconds; football punt, Ted Gebhart, second place, 192 feet. -II—II II II I L__U_J I 1 LI Comes to OREGON fUuSTAR Mews They’re here— All Wool ROBES Especially Manu factured for us. Colleges all over the. country have received shipments of blankets and robes from one of the great West’s woolen mills. 1 I Students have bought them by the hundreds at Notre Dame at Minnesota in the South and here on the Pa cific coast. And now—to OREGON-we bring a heavy, all wool, shower proofed, fringed edged, bright green robe with a large yellow O on one corner. And, if you want your house crest on it, we. can add them on too. The robes have created a sensation on other campuses. You can take them to football games (get one for the Stanford game) ke.ep one in your car or for your room. They’re really swell! You can see these robes by calling one of the campus representatives. Call 940 and ask for Leonard Ruecker or George Luoma. REMEMBER—THEY’RE ALL WOOL, HEAVY TOO; AND SHOWER PROOFED Bright Green with a large yellow ‘O’, and your house erc;5t eau bo put on too. THE PRICE ONLY ].fc> Do This ONE: write your seoreeasts of scheduled three (3) games on PHILIP .MORRIS wrappers and drop in any ballot box: TWO: enter as many as you wish, but each entry niust he on a separate PHILIP .MORRIS wrapper. THREE: boxes must be cleared Friday preceding the games and the winner will be announced through the students paper. J3e sure to List your name, address and affiliation on each ballot entered; this is important. Win These 1000 PHILIP MORRIS cigarettes ... absolutely free to every person correctly forecasting the exact scores of three (3) games scheduled. In the event no exact forecasts arc made, the nearest entrant will receive 1000 PHILIP MORRIS. 200 PHILIP MORRIS cigarettes ... absolutely free to every person correctly forecasting the exact scores of any (2) two games, or the score of any one game and the correct results of other two games. 50 PHILIP MORRIS cigarettes ... absolutely free to every person correctly forecasting the correct score for any game. ■ Individual prizes of handsome PHILCO college color midget radios will be awarded to the man and to tho coed entering the largest number of ballots personally during the contest. These prizes are in addition to the special group prizes for largest participation in tie entire contest. A Watch for group prize displays on your campus about October 10.