The Oregon Daily Emerald, official wtudcnt pub lication of the University of Oregon, published daily during the college year except Snudays, Mon days, holidays, and final examination periods. Sub scription rates: $1.25 per term and $3.00 per year. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice, Eugene, Oregon. PAUL DEUTSC1IMANN, Editor BILL PENGRA, Managing Editor HAL HAENER, Manager DICK LITFIN, Assistant Business Manager Represented for national advertising by NA TIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE, INC., college publishers representative, 420 Madison Ave., New York, N. Y.—Chicago Boston Los Angeles San Francisco. Day advertising manager: Jack Frost Assistants: Jean Crites, Bob Rogers. Picnic Rules—By PDQ J^OMEIIOW or oilier, this evenin'", we feel in our bones that another excellent week end is approaching. Even though our prowess ns a weather prophet has not been scientific ally tested, it will be safe to venture that in the next month a number of very perfect picnic weekends will present themselves to Ihe Oregon campus. Speaking of picnics, two news stories in yesterday’s Emerald come to mind. One head line read, “Trips to Coast, Picnics Cause Grief Next Day.” The other said a bit facetiously, “Weekend Picknickers Meet in PO Infirmary ' Next Day.” Although it has never been our nature to be overly timid, we should like to pass a few words of warning to would-be Oregon picnickers. First of all they should remember that the great outdoors is a place for hardy individuals. Numerous pitfalls await the un wary child of the city who ventures into the land of farmers and fences, poison oak and posies, skunks and swimming holes, bulls and barbed wire. * * * J^ f<‘W suggest ions for those who feel Hie eiill of (lie wild i11 i11f be apropos at lliis poinf. In Ihe lirsf place brush up on the laws of trespass, poaching, ole. Farmers are sometimes unsympathetic about wandering college students who carelessly cross their fences at the wrong places. In the second place don 1 take the dog along unless lie is so well behaved l hat lie will “heel ’’at the slight est command. Jo those who are allergic, to poison oak and other flowers we have little to suggest, unless it be that they audit botany classes * until they can identify the prolific flora which send them home swollen, smarting, or sneez ing. Picnickers who have contacted skunks always tell us that the best rule is to return hv a roundabout way, bury your clothes 100 feet from the house, and take tar soap baths every half hour until the smell diminishes. Ihe cardinal rule to observe about swim ming holes is “Never jump into a strange one.” In spite of all the propaganda about Ferdi nand, “the bull with the delicate ego,” we would point out that there are many yet re main mg in this countryside who have not acquired his delicate sensitivities. And, oh yes, barbed wire. You‘11 have to pardon ns at this point. We are mending our pants. No Guppy Gobblers 0HK(JON holds national collo^iat<* cliam pionships in basked hull and rifle shooting l"it. alas, we apparently haven't avail an aiT trai,t in the national goldfish anting aliam pionships. On-on State, on Ilia other hand, is quite np and coming in tha art of devouring aol.l ldoodad animals alive. Witness tha faat of one Marion Salisbury of the Heaver institution, I'10 llu‘ ntbar afternoon sat himself down at Ins boarding bouse table and nonehalantlv gulped down l.'i!) slimay angleworms. Now this seams to put On-on State un dispufably in tha championship alass. What ^Jth goldfish gobbling supremacy appearing o lie pretty definitely in tha east, our Beaver iriends had to deviate slightly from the ac cepted course among eaters of the bizarre Jbus Mr. Salisbury and his angleworms. * # # SHAKING of goldfish, Gordon Sonthworth 01 In,tie Middlesex university in Wal t iam, Mass., holds the guppy-gobbling title nt latest reports, for Joseph Deliberate of lark university of Worcester has shame lacedly confessed that his storv of 89 .,0ld i18h "as an April fool hoax Sonthworth swallowed (17 finny creatures ■’ and that's the record the other fish eaters are shooting; toward. Well, if we at Oregon didn’t have our national basketball championship we might tiy, at that. But Oregon, with two national titles in the course of a month, isn’t par ticularly interested. If any Oregon student wants to gobble goldfish, devour angleworms or bite the heads off live snakes, even rattlers it’s all right. But he’ll have to enter competi tion unattached. We really don’t need any more national champs just at present._P.F. Round *n* About With WEN BROOKS Always used to think I'd get married someday but . . . well, I don't know now. After three weeks of batching . . . you’ll understand better when I outiine a typical day's program. The alarm clock starts ringing about six. Bob shows no signs of life (he's a good actor) so I reach out of bed and shut the thing off. Then it.Is back under the covers. Sometime between the hours of eight and nine the sun breaks Into the room most annoyingly. Hard on the eyes, you know. So we turn over on our backs away from the stuff. Around noon I feel it’s breakfast time so I get up and start the fire. Then it’s up to the corner grocery for a quart of milk. T come back and set the table, then yell at Bob, “Hey, squirt! Soup's on!” “What . . . soup again?” and Bob slowly pulls the blankets up higher around his neck. I say, “We’ve got some canned beans too!” That does it. Bob is up in a flash, into his clothes and yelling, “What are we waiting for? Let’s go out and eat.” “Go out? But, Bob, the beans arc on the table?” “I know. Let’s go out and get something to eat.” Well, we consume llie beans, milk, and bread and Bob rushes off to his 1 o’clock at the I*i I*hi house . . . maybe it’s the Alpha l’hi . . . can't keep up with the guy . . . while I proceed to dump our two dishes, two spoons, and glasses in the sink. (We have a dishwashing party once a month . . . come on over!) Well, then I get to looking around. The place looks kind of messy. Looks nice outside though, so I go outside. * * * Yep, it’s great to be batching. Bob’s a regular, too. Always willing to lend a helping hand . . . to my neckties, shirts, or what-have-I. Will even take a fellow’s girl off his hands . . . doesn’t even bother me with little details such as telling me he’s going to. Great-big-old Bob! All seriousness aside, batching is fun. And a fellow learns things. Actually fried a steak the other night . . . ham burger steak . . . but it sure was good! ...Gotta say that, you see, it was my turn to cook! Yesterday I tried my hand at umpiring: a base ball game. And let me tell you something:. If you want a sure-fire way to me populur, just he roine an umpire. I’d yell “strike” and fifty others would simultaneously yell “You’re crazy!” So I’d rail the next one a “ball” and my fifty admirers would emit various gurgling noises from their throats that sounded suspiciously like, “Throw him out! It was a strike. Kiglit over!” Then I’d rail a fellow “out” on base and the pitcher and the infield, being closer than the runner's teammates, would close in on me with, “He was safe a mile!” They were right on top of me so what could 1 do hut say, “Okay, you’re safe.” Think Hobby would really like to have me umpire games for him . . . here on the home dia mond. What am I offered? ♦ * -U That tennis court dance went over pretty well yesterday afternoon. I don’t imagine anyone had a good time ... my roommate had something to do with the dance . . . but still it was a success, financially. And these “mixers” should become more popular each week. I'm all for them they give a bachelor a chance. Well, really, I can’t think of a thing to say today. Perhaps I’d better just forget this column idea . . . HEY! Please not so much enthusiasm' After all! Side Show ... By GORDON RIDGEWAY The same eprsons who at e curious to know who will be ahead of the game when the Spanish people have finally settled down to the task of attempt ing to lead normal lives once again are also won doting who will be pulling' in the chips when the last chapter is written about Japan's “incident” in China. Despite the list of many battles won by Japanese soldiers, considerable opinion in this country holds that the persons eventually to bask in the glory of triumph will not be those residing in the vicinity of Tokyo. Such a belief seems to rest on the theory that Japan will wear out before China, and some such policy seems to be the one being currently prac ticed by General Chiang Kai Shek. The number oi pitched battles in China have been few recently, and it can't be because the Japanese have con quered all there is to bo taken. It appears that China has decided to sit back and wage a bit of guerilla warfare in the hope that Japan will be led to the waste of considerable money and energy in the attempt to rebuild that which they have already destroyed with their guns. Almost unquestionably the Chinese would be : pleased and abetted in their schemes if a general world conflict were to break loose. Another world ; war couldn't possibly bring the Chinese to a much worse state of misery, and they might stand to gain, because it would bo their one big oppor tunity to cast off the yoke of Nippon. It would be an application in the Orient of the ancient adage I about England's troubles being Ireland's oppor tunities. General warfare would almost certainly throw Japan upon her own industry and resources for the production of her goods for the sustenance of both civil life and military operations. It is doubtful whether the islands could pro duce enough for those purposes, as is indicated by the amount they have to import from America. War would certainly cut off this source, and their fascist allies are in no position to lend aid of an economic nature. » » * General war would also greatly widen Japan’s battle front, since she is almost certain to suffer attack from Russia. AH in all, it looks like a match between the proverbial Chinese patience and the modern ways of the West which Japan has adopted in so definite ! a manner. 1 DO Students Plan Radio Programs Production Class Presentations Set Tonight, Saturday i Several radio programs by the l classes in radio production are to i be given, D. E. Hargis, speech in j structor, stated yesterday. Saturday evening's program over KOAC at 8 will begin with “Con ; vernation Piece,” a serial arranged I by Mark Hanna, member of the i speech faculty. The presentation - this week will be a courtroom ! scene with Tony Harlow, Norman ' Foster, Justin Knowlton, Bob Hen i dershott, Charles Kern, and Sam | Hughes taking part. The second quar ter hour will be taken up with an interview on the school of journalism, its courses, vocational training, and extracur ricular activities. Les Harger is to interview Wendell Brooks. Mack, Skipworth Sing Celebrating Easter with selec tions from Handel, Bob Mack and George Skipworth will sing for the musical part of the program. ‘‘Thy Rebuke Hath Broken His Heart” and ‘‘Behold and See If There Be Any Sorrow” are among the piec es. Alan Torbet will introduce the singers. ‘‘Treasure Trails,” the last 15 minute presentation is a continued story. Actors are Sadie Mitchell, Marion DeKoning, Warren Wal dorf, Wendell Brooks, Carl Robert son, and Mr. X. Announcer for the entire hour is Freeman Patton. New Program Tonight An entirely new radio program 'f questions and answers, “Answei Me This” will go on the air to night at 5 over KORE. William Ralston is the announcer and Don na Davies and Jeannette Harbert will take care of the questions. Yesterday on the regular “Words of the Poets” quarter hour over KOAC, George Hall read from the works of Robert Browning. There was a musical background. Lane High Schools Enter Paper Contest All Eugene Lane county schools are expected to compete in the an- i nual Lane county high school jour nalism contest now being held. Clarence Strong, president of the Lane County high school's principle association, recently made arrangements to have the mimeo graphed papers judged by a com mittee of Sigma Delta Chi. The committee will also present a crit ique of the papers, which are due April 15. They will be judged by May 10. June Justice, Subotnick Top Jitterbugs i | June Justice and Leonard Sub ; otnick, jitterbug champions of I yesterday afternoon’s “mixer” J dance, now sport a new skirt and i a jacket, respectively, as evi j dence of their superior ability to j “swing it.” Over $12 profit was made on | the dance, according to Chair man Lloyd Sullivan, represent ing Skull and Dagger, wrhich co sponsored with Kwama. Free Beechnut gum was dis tributed, and the pr izes were do nated by Washburne’s and Gor don’s. Faculty's Triple (Continued from pane one) year appeared in the campus pro duction of “Peer Gynt,” among others, he doesn't seem to mind the work necessary for such ac tivity. “It isn’t hard at all,” said Dr. Horn, “because it’s a hobby, and, as such, relaxation.” As for learn ing the lines, that took him only three hours, which substantiates his statement that he does not find memorizing very hard. “By acting in this community enterprise I keep in condition,” de clared the English professor. “My voice in the classroom is better, and my physical condition far su perior.” ^tTtTTTTtli'TTTT'*'t'T'i''f'l’44't4» When Passing Through to Port land and Way Points Stop at the SPA for a * * * * t * * * * * f * * * * * ‘Juicy Jumbo’ Hamburger Double Milk Shakes Also — ONLY A DIME — SPA SALEM ! Heredity Influences European Politics, Thinks Dr. Huestis The influence of hereditary traits on current European politics was explained by Dr. R. 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In Spain this disease final ly caused the people to lose faith in the royal family because there were no capable heirs to the throne, while in Russia the monk Rasputin rose to power through his influence on the Romanoff heir, who suffered from the dread disease. Another trait discussed was the inherited capability of members of the English ruling class, by which they guide the course of European politics. The college of the City of New York library last year loaned out 1,113,635 volumes. 'Cioj-crui Omsk Slate Wathburnex PHONE 2700 Sale! Special Purchase! Remarkable Values! Men’s Sport COATS *12*° There are $16.50 values but a special purchase enables us to sell them for $12.95. We’ve added coats from stock to make a well rounded selection at this price. The feature coat is of natural tan camel hair weave as well as basket weaves—Harris type tweeds—Rough tweeds—Shetlands. There are checks, large plaids, and herringbones. Green—Tan—Brown—Blue. Another Group of Specially Priced Coats at$ll 95 f Another great value group with coats from $13.50. Mostly herringbone Shetlands in blues and browns. FIRST FLOOR TELEVISION EXPERT SAYS: “It’s Refreshing to Let up_Light up a mild, good-tasting Camel” i W»MWMWWaw.vww> READ\ ? A television broadcast is about to begin. Everyone feels excitement in the air. Philco engineer Richard E. Waggener knows exactly what to do. lie passes Camels, takes one himself... a mild, good-tasting Camel! “It's grand for one s poise to let up—light up a Camel.” PHOTO OF Waggoner directing Katharine Aldridge and Shane Kelly. Dick is one of many experts in tele vision who find Camel’s mildness just right for steady smoking. Let up—light up a Camel, the cigarette of costlier tobaccos. RECEI\ IXG the show with a home set: Mrs. Dorothy Temple, who runs a home, has a job too. She is enjoying a cigarette—a Camel— for, like so many women, she finds a delicate fragrance in Camels that is very appealing. “Camels taste so good,” she says."'l hey do have a wonderful mildness.” THE SMILE OF ANTICI PATION: Dick finds a spare moment to enjoy a Camel. Camels are quite different,” lie says, “mild, full-flavored. I smoke all I want, and they never jangle my nerves.” COLUMBIA STUDENT, John C. Wright, Jr., class of ’39, speaks for many a college man when he says: “Camels are what I call a real cheerful smoke. 1 hey have a rich, ripe taste that I like, and Camels certainly are mild! Yes, Camels sure set me right. I don't wonder that people say: ‘I'd walk a mile for a Camel!’ I would-any time.” Copyright, 1939, R. J. Reyoo-sU Totosvo Co , Wus*too Salem. N. C. FOR SMOKING PLEASURE AT ITS BEST CAMELS < CAMEL...THE CIGARETTE OF COSTLIER TOBACCOS I