Editor: Martha Stewart Society Editor: Rita Wright Staff: Bernadine Bowman and Marge Finnegan Women’s Page AWS Eldorado carnival week’s highlight. Many social func tions scheduled. The Backseat Driver ....Illllllllllllll.Illlllllllllllllll. By MARTHA STEWART, A friend of mine, had well-nigh worked himself ihto a fit of apo plexy the other day over an in nocent looking sheet of newsprint he held in his hand when I ap proached and asked jhim to explain the cause of his white heat. “Why?” he exploded, “Why must every would-be journalist think he’s a potential ‘Time’ writ er? This triple name-calling stuff they do is getting out of hand.” He shoved before me the offensive page pointing to a column in the middle. “Look at that,” he snorted. “Grey-thatched gentleman, indeed! Couldn’t they just say, ‘Mr. Smith had grey hair’.” I could see some reason for his wrath. Three times on that page Mr. Smith had been referred to as “grey-thatched, stern-visaged Mr. Smith.” Twice his companion, Eldorodo Theme Will Add Color to Carnival In Igloo Saturday Nite “Jump on the Eldorado merry-go-round!” This is the call that will be heard by all the lads and lassies on( the campus this Saturday. And the merry-go-round being brought here by the AWS carnival committee is the real thing. To the tunes of the “groan box” will gallop fifty beautiful steeds. Inside the Igloo will be heard the calls of the barkers and the music of Carl Rooen’s orchestra. At 10:30 the noise will quiet down while the attraction featuring the twenty belles of Eldorado City takes place. Final plans for the Final Plans Turned in concession that are being run by the living or Mr. Twinmore, was described as “shining - pated, twinkling - eyed Twinmore.” Obviously the writer had been over-zealous in his ef forts to imitate “Time’s” style. “I wandered lonely as a cloud,” my friend moaned, That floats on high o’er dale and hill, “When all at once I saw a crowd, (Please turn to page six) Coed Writer Airs Pet-Peeves; Wishes for Sunshine Saturdays WHY MUST: the sun shine with such tantalizing brilliance on Mondays, Tues days and Wednesday when we have classes that we’ve already cut the limit and then crawl in behind a mask of clouds to sulk on Saturdays and Sundays when we’ve time to do a bit of basking. people go right on telling us stories we have heard a dozen times, even after we have uttered an emphatic “Yes!” to their question, “Have you heard this one?” fat girls wear dresses with tight bodices and gathered skirts that give them the appearance of over blown inner-tubes, while the skin-, ny girls wear straight ones that make them look like geometric mistakes. people come around when we have to work and say, “What a beautiful day it is outside. And we don’t have a thing to do but enjoy it.” the sunshine when we pessi mistically venture forth clad in rain-coat and the rain pour when we are suckers enough to wear white shoes. people make such a point of sleeping outside on sleeping porch es in the good fresh air and then spend their days holed up in the local soft drink joints. professors generously offer to answer all questions asked in class and then blast with sarcasm the luckless student who takes them at their word. the week be arranged so that there are two and a half times as many school days as there are iplay days when the play days are so much the nicer of the two. the spring hats they expect us to wear this season look so little like hats and so much like over crowded garbage pails. so many women wear clothes that are smart but make the in dividual look like a well-uphol stered scarecrow. people come up to do a little sociable chatting with us in the (Please turn to page six) cJ/jring F ormals $ Reg. $19.75 for 15 .80 • Chiffons • Dotted Swiss • Linen • Nets • Piques • Cottons Come in and get a new spring formal for the spring dances. ganizations on me campus, were turned in yesterday. After look ing them over Marionbeth Wolfen den, carnival chairman, promised something definitely “new and dif ferent.” Marion Wolfenden is being as sisted by Miriam Rouch. Other members of the directorate are: Carolyn Dudley, finances; Cather ine Murdock, promotion; Virginia Regan, raffles; Regina Grover, cleanup; Jeannette Hafner, secre tary; Jane Weston, correspond ence; Margaret Goldsmith, danc ing; Patsy Warren, tickets; Anne Fredericksen, AWS booths; Bet tylou Swart, food; Bernadine Bow man, publicity; Aida Macchi, fea tures. Houses may start work on their booths Saturday morning. Not more than $5 may be spent by each organization on the booths. Cups will be awarded for the inost original and the most profitable booths. Two-Piece Evening Gown For spring formats seersucker in bright sophisticated prints like the one pictured above will be especially smart. This Jacket style will be very popular this season. I Libe Terrace Popular Place Spring Nights By MARGE FINNEGAN “In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to what the girls have been thinking about ail winter.” Sure it’s old, but not any older than the one, “In the spring a young man’s fancy, in the fall he’s plain.” Anyway, it’s a hit or miss at the idea. Warm weather always seems to bring things out. Lately we’ve noticed' it’s bring ing out gay, care-free young couples to sit in the sun on the library terrace. It’s a grand place to study, so they tell us? Those fortunate twosomes who aren’t studying or even at tempting it, are seen walking about the campus. Usually strolling toward the millrace, which is beginning to look fair ly nice again after its long hard winter. Evenings are getting warm er, too, and people are leaving the library earlier—two by two —to enjoy the delightful night air and to stop at the Side for a coke. New romances are bud ding every day, and old ones are being renewed. We could men tion lots of names, but hush money ran pretty high today, so we’ll remain silent. Canoeing seems to be a fit ting pastime for the happy youngsters. Hmm! Guess it. is sort of romantic to glide down the race with a nice warm sun shining down on you—even if it does give your nose its first sunburn of the season. Aim for Romance in these Formals... THEY’RE I DIAPHONOUS Elvery frock a dancing darling! Soft, billowy chiffons, fragile laces, sheer marquisettes.. all with slim waists and the full dancing skirts vou love! Bolero styles, too! White, pretty pas The spring formal dances for your most romantic good looks, i liese gowns are enhancing . . . e. r. ncing ... so very new. Prices r a n g e fro in $12,75, si 6 75, and $19.75. J s & >A#f. \UEL AND ACCESSORIES OF DISTINCTION