V (ft mum PUBLISHED BY THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON Fred W Colvig. editor Waiter R. Vernstrom. manager LeRoy Ma'tingly, managing editor Associate editor* : Clair Johnson, Virginia Endicott. UPPER NEWS STAFF Fat Jfrizzeii. sports emtor. Paul Deutschsiann, news editor. Bernadine Bowman, exchange editor. Gladlys Battleson, society editor. Paul Plank, radio editor. i-loya i upnng, assistant man aging editor. Edwin Robbins, art editor. Clare Igoe, women’s page J^eonard Greenup, chief night Jean Weber, morgue director Reporters: Parr Aplin, Louise Aiken, Jean Cramer, Beulah Chap man. Morrison Bales, Laura Bryant, Lave Cox. Marolyn Dudley, Stan Hobson, Myra Ilulscr, Dick Litfin, Mary Hen derson, Bill Pengra, Kay Morrow, Ted Proudfoot, Catherine Taylor, Alice .Nelson, Rachael Platt, Doris Lindgren, Rita Wright, Lillian Warn, Margaret Ray, Donald Seaman, Wilfred Roadman. Sports staff: Wendell Wyatt, Elbert Hawkins, John Pink, Morrie Henderson, Russ Iseli, Cccc Walden, Chuck Van Scoyoc, Bill Norene, Tom Cox. Copyeditors: Roy Vcrnstrom, Mary Hopkins, Bill Garrett, Relta Lea Powell, Jane Mirick, Torn Brady. Warren Waldorf, Then Prescott, Ixirenc Marguth, Rita Wright, Jack Townsend, Wen Brooks, Marge Finnegan. Mignon Phipps, LaVern Littleton, June Dick, Frances McCoy, Lawrence Quinlan, A1 Branson, Helen Ferguson, Judith Wodcagc, Betty Van Dellen, Stan Hobson, George Haley, Geanne Eschle, Irvin Mann. Assistant managing editor: Day editor: Bill Pease Margaret Ray Assistant day editor: Lillian Warn Night Editors: Jack Townsend Crawford Live Ansifttants: Margaret Dick Mary Kay Booth What, Still Alive? JN AN editorial l>aek towards the first of fall term we declared that, llell Week was a thing of the past on the Oregon campus. We made that statement in a very positive tone and went on to declare the passing of the antique practice to he a good riddance. 'Well, it was a bit of wishful thinking. Since that time circumstance has given the lie to our assertion. Hell Week, as evi denced in the prc-initialory goings-on of sev eral fraternities during the past few weeks, is only a ghost of its former self—but defi nitely it is alive and kicking. We could excuse our faulty observation in any number of ways. We could say, for instance, we knew all the lime that Hell Week wasn’t done for and that we slyly hoped, by conveying' the impression that it, was, to put its still-existing devotees in the embarrass ingly quixotic position of appearing to revive an out-of-date practice. Or we could aver that Hell Week actually was dead at the time we wrote, and that its recent appearance is only a patehed-up resurrection. Or we could tell the truth and say that what we mistook for the demise of llell Week was only its natural comatose period between initiations. At any rate, it isn’t dead. rjpilAT Hell Week should still linger on this campus is a matter productive of thought. The national interfraternity council has gone on record against it. The national organizations of individual fraternities have repeatedly announced their disapproval of it. The more enlightened fraternal chapters on this campus and on others throughout the nation have done away with it. Presidents and deans of many universities have reiterated their opposition to it, even going so far as to forbid it in many eases. The president ami the dean of men ol‘ this university are opposed to it. A great body of students of this university and elsewhere are against it. And still it lives. Talk about a cat's nine lives! MAT can be said in favor of Hell Week .’ Its supporters claim for it four prin cipal merits: It is important as a preparation for the formal initiation; it is valuable in a disciplinary way “to show frosh their pro per place"* it forms a sort of “common ad venture'-' which knits the pledge class to gether. and it affords an enjoyable subject for revery in the days after graduation when 1he cares of life begin to grow heavy upon the alumni brow. This, of course, is a lot of nonsense. The real reason why Hell Week remains is that it gratifies certain mildly sadistic urges which appear to be present in many, if not all people, but which moral enlighten ment might be expected to suppress. A col lege education, incidentally, is supposed to contribute considerably to that enlighten ment. But let’s scan those claims made for Hell * * JS THIS strenuous fire-initialion of any value as a preparation for formal initia tion? We say. no! Tliat is, if all the eero luouy through which a noviee is conducted into formal membership is intended to im press him with the dignity of the undertak ing. Is Hell Week a valuable discipline for freshmen? We'll answer that with another question: can there he any value in a discip line that has no connection with dut> t Does the “common adventure” through which pledge go during Hell Week bind them togetehr as a group? Our experience is that it does unite them: it unites them in a com 1 mon hatred against the lustier paddle-swing ers among the initiators. There are better ways of securing class unity—common par ticipation in constructive activities, for in stance. Is Hell Week worth preserving because it furnishes a delightful subject of revery for alumni? We doubt whether there are many grads whose most treasured memory of the University is the hazing Ihey Went through. There probably are a l'ew, for there are all sorts of people. But we have our opinion of a graduate who has no more worthwhile recol lections of his college career. * * # L0 US, as wd have said before, Hell Week is a relic of those by-gone days of the hip flask and the racoon coat. It's one of those antiquated tilings that schools the country over are leaving behind in this new age of academic seriousness. When will the backward fraternities of Oregon wake up to the fact that we’re living in a new era—to the fact that the American campus lias gone off and left Iiell Week with its childish barbarities? Men and Nations By HOWARD KESSLER You rend: “Water, Famine, and Hunger Plague Flood-Hidden Cities . . , 800,000 Homeless, 132 Dead, Damage, $300,000,000.” You say: “Something oughta be done about it. This thing happens every year. Why don’t they do something?” You do: “Well, I’ve given $20 to the Red Cross. Guess I done my duty.” Do you know the WHY of floods, the HOW of preventing them? Last March in the Northeastern United States 425,000 were driven from their homes, the loss was $500,000,000, and 175 lives. The Connecticut valley lost farm soil at the rate of five-and-a-half tons a second. Floods carried away enough soli to fill the ears of a freight train that would stretch around the earth at the. equator one-and-a-huif times. Cause and Effect Why? Are floods unpreventable natural phe nomena ? Or are they due to man's stupidity ? The answer is: Both. “It was a beautiful thing to look upon, a sea where there had been open fields, for on each side of the river the water extended over 20 leagues of land and all of this area was navigated by canoes and nothing was seen but the tops of the trees.” Thus wrote Vega, historian of the DeSoto ex pedition, in contemplating a Mississippi flood in 1543. So floods did occur before the occupancy of the region by whites. Two years ago I hitch-hiked from New York to Alberta during the May floods of that year, when the Missouri and its tributaries were rav aging Kansas, Missouri, and several other states. I stood on the safe bank of the river in Topeka with thousands of spectators and watched houses come floating down, occasionally corpses of ani mals. What struck me about the Kansas was its muckiness. Houses were comparatively minor de tails. But these swollen waters were carrying the life-sustaining soil of Kansas away to the sea. “I dipped up a glass of water from the flood ed I’otoinac,” says Kura I Klectrifleution Adminis trator Morris Cooke in Survey Graphic, “and the tumbler was filled wi*h a brown liquid. A day later the water was qui'e clear, but three-eights of an inch of soil lay on the bottom of the glass." IIV Need Top Stdl Dr. Paul Sears of Oklahoma university writes: "This week, travelling through the oldest agricul - tural states of the Union the writer has scarcely seen a place where the old top layer of soil is left. Careless methods of farming have allowed it to wash away. “It is this dark, spongy top layer of soil, what tlu* specialists call the A-hori/.on, which is our only effective protection against flood.” Back to Mr. Cooke: "Our policy has been to drain the water off the land as fast as we can. and get it out to sea. We must hold that water where it falls, and build up the fertile topsoil. Not an easy task, for it requires four centuries to make one inch of topsoil. "It can lie done, however, b\ terracing, contour plowing, strip cropping, crop rotation, reforesta tion, storage reservoirs at headwaters to impound the surplus water of spring thaws and rains. Tin volume of run-off water can lie reduced -*> percent by these means. "This country will lose its virile national exist ence within the next 100 years unless its citizens stop squandering the soil." Mississiftfti M ml There have been other grave errors. Mississ- J ippi valley laud is extraordinarily fertile. Farmer, wanted all of it they could get. so they drained \ swamps, which had always been safety outlets for flood waters, and constructed ever higher levees j and dikes to get the rich land close to the river j Sediment dropped to the river bed, slowly adding inehes of soil and forcing the water higher, higher, ; higher. Now the dikes loom dozens ol feet over the farms Comes a tune when the mighty Misi Issippi bursts its confining walls and roars down upon the cotters. Destruction. Today, water pour - off the upstream land "like wafer off a tin root." It must be held back. The -Soil Kroxion Service lias built almost a million dams to cheek tile small stream. Senator Norris wan's a T\ V tor the Ohio. Communities build walls. The government is taking the prob lem to Its bosom. But this is not enough. Kadi and every land owner in America owes it to himself and to his fellow-countrymen to edu cate himself in the proper care of the soil he farms. 1 Hero Rescue Foort Ttakes Mari's Life Neveda snow engulfed Fred Miller, standing be side the stranded car, when he attempted to bring aid 1 to the stranded Prettyman party, stranded 22 days in the snow-swept Gold Range near Las Vegas, Nev. j The picture of Miller was snapped just before he left the party in an attempt to reach help. The upper photo shows members of the party and rescuers who finally reached them. QUACKS By ICJUESSO UITE unin was (Ilf assiuri ed offense done jolly Prof. Mar der in yester day’s drivel. Un just, we believe, was the helifire and hotbricks he figuratively heaved at the Emerald as a tentional ! result. I no coiyum s intimations of intimacy were neither serious nor of questionable nature. Sorry. Iguesso did not aim to make Mur der a martyr. Students who do badly in coming hard tests may console themselves by blaming misdirected, misunderstood Quacks. Comes a tale from Campbell Co-op of a sleep-walker extraor dinary. Romance, and not a bogey man, was the cause of a recent, escapade the boys say. The lad, it seems, is dreaming of girl friend the other night. He arises, dons shoes and trench-coat, and wan ders out into the rain. A few min utes later the sleep-walker wakes up and finds himself in front of Johnson hall. Rain dampened not only John Miller but his ardor, so he scurried for home. A wide awake brother of the Co-op ob served, received a confession, and Iguesso flew by the window to pick up the story. Perpetual butts of sissified jokes, the baby blue nrfllraeers took it in the neck again the other day at the Mae.. One of the “After the Thin Man” char acters pawed through a drawer, came out with hands full of sea nl irs. Piped up some wise guy in a 25-row carrying voice,, "What is this? . . . the Chi Psi house." They tuiM raced Jimmy Morrison for less than that two years ago. Tuesday's paper (the Emerald you dopes) tells the sweet tale of charming Dale Lasselle acting as general chairman of the inter-in firmary social activities being planned by the mumpers and flu ites over there. Questions an oldster on the sports staff . . . “Back to his true ! element at last, huh?" Mincing; words, as Dale sometimes does steps. Iguesso adds, “Football V Bah! . . . Dance floors? Yah!" * * * I"* ACT'LTV man under discussion today is Ernst. A grand gen tleman. this pipe-smoking literary 1 man Don't miss one of his some what novel courses. Slightly over-loud in his lee- |j tines, he sometimes scare* his i seholars. The\ await with anti- i eipatjon 'he day he shall have glasses en forehead (as usual) t and sit tn mistake on some eo- i eds lap, instead of onlv the arm : of 'he chair as he sometimes ) does now when attempting to put over a point. Overheard ... a back row pupil expressing the suppressed desire to some day sit in the front row, await the proper opportune mo ment of highest intensity, and then shout “Boo!" at good Professor Ernst. It would be fun. # * sic DUCK TRACKS . . . Title of Oregon’s “Iron Man” in football paid dividends. Bob Braddock now fills the roll of bouncer or some such position at the park, and looks right husky and busi nesslike, too . . . His Sig Chi brother Irwin (pronounced Oi one) Cory is the big lad who has been doing the melodic? croon ing of swing songs there lately. . . . What’s happened to Dob Thomas? There hasn’t been a good cleanup campaign of resur rection for three weeks. . . . The Delts had visitors at their for mal at the Eugene hotel Friday night. Mortar Boarder Milly Biackburne and a San Francisco Chronicle reporter crashed the hop for one dance, after tiring of press conference wanderings. . . . Add to the pretty gals with sparkling eyes list I*i Phi’s Caro line Hand, and Alpha Chi's Shir ley Steinbaugh. . . . Latest news on the turf field is that the original backer of the movement was some graveyard lover tired of gravestones and gravelstones. . . . Quackery, pure and simple, quackery. Passing Show (Continued from page one) Michigan Fisher body plants, fol lowing the undisturbed return of 40.000 employees in ten Chevrolet plants yesterday. Sit-down strik ers made no move yesterday to in. terfere. Secretary of Labor Frances Per kins announced from Washington yesterday that the conference with strikers' representatives “devel oped a suituation which will make a settlement quite possible if the third party consents.” Albred D. Sloan, Jr., GM presi-* dent, stood firm yesterday in his refusal to negotiate until the plants “seized” by “trespassers” ire evacuated, and denied charges that his company was responsible for negotiation failures. Coeds Postpone (Continued from page rue) future to contact alumni of the University. Members of the drive ;ommittee feel that since two have espon elect without personal con- , act, there will be others who will >ive their donations. Cheater Sets {Continued from page enci >lav and direct rehearsals. j' A production schedule of five najor stage successes during a i even month period is without pre-11 edent in the history of the Uni- j ersity theater, according to Mrs. j teybolt. who has been director of he local group for nine years, j 1 Tune ’er Out... By JACK TOWNSEND TONIGHT’S BEST BETS 5:00 p. m. — KGW — Rudy Val-j lee. 6:00 p. m. — KOIN — Major Bowes. 7:00 p. m.—KGW—Bing Crosby. 8:15 p. m. — KGW — Standard Symphony. Victor McLaglen, the burly mov ie star, will spar with Bing Crosby tonight on the Music Hall pro gram. McLaglen is scheduled to spin some yarns of his long and colorful career. He has been ev erything from a boxer in Canada, to a soldier in Australia. It should be good.—KGW—7:00. Brian Aherne, who divides his time between the New York stage and Hollywood, will go a few rounds with Rudy Vallee to night. He is scheduled to appear In a dramatic skit from one of his many hits on the stage. Ed Bergen, the ■ ventriloquist, and his dummy, will not foe on the program because the dummy (?) has a bad cold in his chest. (Humph) —KGW—5:00. That happens to he that, in the way on programs as 111 Sutter street is getting rather lax again. To the National Broadcasting company . . . Saluta! . . . NBC has been doing fine work in the way of broadcasting the flood situation. Not only are they doing their part in helping get messages through in the stricken area, but they have given us some good eye-witness accounts of the horrors and suf fering that goes hand in hand with such a flood. Roving announcers with small portable transmitters are roam ing around getting bits here and bits there, that are handed out to the listening public through a rebroadeast on the standard wave-lengths. Until every person is safe and ; until there is no longer a need for j these broadcasts, NBC will keep its contact points and its networks open, according to S. N. Strotz, j jentral division program manager. Freddy Martin, Penthouse Sere nade conductor, says he suffered :;is first keen disappointment when le was kicked out of a boys' band at school for crying because he ,vas kept in late and so missed a rehearsal. We will have guest writer Bob Pollock on hand for tomorrow's rolumn. Such a program is made possible ay dividing the actors into two units, rehearsing simultaneously. Opening with the sensational ‘ Bury die Dead." a scant month after be.; jinning of fall term, the group presented two popular return en-• jagcments of the same play, closed he fall season with “Goodbye \gain" and opened two weeks af er the holidays with “The Shining . tour." Send the Emerald to your friends. so man works at TAMOR’S. adv. Campus Calendar Infirmary patients today are: Betty Dye, Jean Beard, Amy Johnson, Anne Herronkohl, Patsy Taylor, Louise Plummer, Jean Sil liman, Barbara Burnham, Ellen Adams, California Scott, Virginia Ireland, Muriel Nicholas, Dorothy Blair, Jeanne Sherrad, Brock Mil ler, Walter Wood, Veneta Brous Dorothy Hagge, Jerry Chessman, and Betty Onthank. Emergency hospital patients are: Cecil Curl, William Fornas, William Dougherty, Hollin Boles, Gordon Williams, Walter Forbers, Clifford Thomas, G. Lanthrop, Bill Vermillion, Pat Frizzell, Ver non Bugler, Douglas Felton, Wayne Harbert, Homer Graham, Edgar Moore, Walt Bratney, Bill Zimmerman, Norman Rankin, Herbert Ehrsam, and Fayette Thompson. Heads of houses will meet at 5 o’clock Thursday in the AWS room at Gerlinger hall. Pearl Johansen, president, will preside. Hui-O-Kaaliana will meet at Taylor's tonight at 9:30. YWCA Sophomore commission will meet tonight at 5 o’clock at the YWCA hut. The regular Thursday meeting of the American Student Union has been postponed. Westminster players meet today at 4. All those participating in plays last term please be present. All committee heads for the Bal let Russe will meet in the College Side at 4 o’clock today. All members of Pi Delta Phi, French honorary, are urged to be present at a meeting for the elec tion of new members today, Thurs day at 5 o’clock in room 4 of Ore gon. Christian Science organization meets tonight in Gerlinger at 8 o’clock. All members be present for the special business meeting. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official student publication of the University or Oregon, Eugene, published daily during the cdSege year exvept Sundays, Mon days, holidays, examination periods, the fifth day of December to January 4, except January 4 to 12, annd March 6 to March 22, March 22 to March 30. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice, Eugene, Oregon. Subecrip tion rate, $3.00 a year. BUSINESS STAFF Circulation Manager.Caroline Hand Asst. Jean Farrens Frances Olson.Executive Secretary Copv Service Department Manager ..Venita Brous National Advertising Manager .Patsy Neal ...Assistant: Eleanor Anderson. Collection Manager.Reed Swenson Work at Pole (Continued from page one) shown on maps. The advance base is pictured where Admiral Byrd spent five months of winter night to secure scientific weather data. This expedition nearly killed him when gas fumes from a faulty flue overcame him. He was left weak ened at this distant post for three months, beyond all help from his comrades. The admiral is greatly admired through the nation for his daring feats and admirable qualities. A record that he is justly proud of is that of never having lost a man on his expeditions. Much scientific information was gathered by his skillful staff. Twenty-two branches of science were aided by this expedition, and many theories advanced by this data. Admiral Byrd believes that the Antarctic region will some day warm up when the present ice-age is ended there. When the weather becomes as it once was, according to Admiral Byrd, the vast mineral deposits will become available. Concert Heard (Continued from page one) Hoogstraten, director of the Port land symphony orchestra. The maestro was unable to attend the program as perviously announced. A second number, “Ah, Moon of My Delight” from Lehmann’s "In A Persion Garden,” was sung by Hal Young. As a final number, the sym phony orchestra played the stirring Perlude to Act Three from the Wagner opera "Lohengrin.” Applause, which had been with held by request during the pro gram sounded again and again. UP TO SNUFF Venita Brous and Ellen Hill Maybe the weather has something to do with it, but this week's new clothes show everything from fur coats to print dresses. A beige camel’s hair suit, purchased at GOR DON'S, is the choice of RUTH FORD, Delta Gam ma, to start a spring wardrobe. The suit is topped by a tight-fitted bolero jacket with a short beaver collar. Just another sign of the prominence that boleros are going to have these next few months. MARY PIKE, Gamma Phi Beta, has chosen a white satin sport blouse to wear with her three piece wool tile suit. The blouse has pockets, short sleeves, and is trimmed with pearl buttons. A pleat in the back and tucks (just like a man's shirt) make it high style for the season. From WASH BURNE'S. Alpha Chi Omega s LILA HELBERG is wearing one of the smartest sweaters on the campus. It is a Tyrolian vest with red, green, and black trim ming on white. A candy striped tie completes the effect. She bought it at DUDLEY FIELD’S. HELEN HURST, Gamma Phi Beta, has a two piece challis dress from HADLEY'S with an orange and green design against a brown background. The dress has a peter pan collar of the same ma? terial, puffed three-quarter length sleeves and a plain skirt., I Th fur coat of the week belongs to HELEN WOLFE, Hendricks Hall. It is brown caracul with very large sleeves and a small collar. The length • is the proverbial three-fourths. She purchased it from WASHBURNE'S. SIDE SHOTS: Latest nominations for the two best lines on the campus — GAIL FERRIS and JACK WAGSTAFF. What senior in law school received this telegram from Boise? “Have wonder ful evening am lonesome and feel foolish want pan ties". And we understand that WAYNE “HAPPY" VALLEY is having population troubles with a cer tain Alpha Phi and a well-known brunette on the campus. Public enemy number one—JIM HAGUE, freshman, who wears ties and does not wear tin pants. Also the students who walk along “hello" lane and don’t say hello. Rumor has it that RALPH TURGESON, Kappa Sigma, is offering free lesssons on how to do the Norwegian Hop. Come one, come all. And then there are those collegians who are wondering how long DAVE GAMMON practiced that speech, “I owe it all to my father." Last, and maybe the funniest, EN SHIPLEY. Phi Delt, who made the prize crack of the week after seeing ’ all the adding machines at Commerce that Mr. Bur rell was certainly a popular man or else he had a lot of money, because his name was engraved on all the machines. It is rumored that a campus social side-shot is coming to the Beaux Arts Ball in a novel disguise. In keeping with the maritime motif he plans to come in as mean a mood as possible and under the influence of boughten spirits. The Disguise? A pickled crab—you dopes. . . .