PINK
Lemon-Aid
By JOHN PINK
With old Frizzell-puss languish
ing in the infirmary you are going
to get this stuff a la Hopkins.
Short short story: There was once
a bunch of the boys who were fond
of playing the game of basketball.
And all these boys went to the
same little school, where there
wasn’t so much money but the
atmosphere was nice and the food
good. And these boys practiced
and practiced, and never went out
nights and never went down to
that awful Side—in fact they were
nice boys. And these boys had a
nice coaching person, too. And this
coaching person understood the
boys, because when he was a
young man and full of the stuff
that young men are full of, he had
gone to the same school and had
played the game called basketball
and played it good, too.
And these boys played in a
kind of a league, or what they
eall a conference. And those
boys played one other school
that was considered tough. And
they rolled these boys up and
and sent them home one night,
and they got rolled up and sent
home the* next night themselves.
So they went down the road a
bit and played some boys that
were called arch-rivals. And the
boys that had lived right and
wrote IJiome to* their mothers
and studied their Shakespeare
threw the ball in the basket one
more time than the arch-rivals,
and won.
But the boys and girls that paid
to go to school didn't think so
much of this, yet. So these boys
went travelling one day, and pret
ty far, too. And they -waxed one
team one night, and they got pol
ished themselves, the next. But
then these boys got to thinking
that this wouldn’t do so they beat
it over to another place where
they had basketball boys and pro
ceeded to wax them. Not only the
first night, but the second night,
too. So then they came home. And
while they were gone one of these
other schools had been winning
some. games, and another one had
been losing some. So it got that
one school had won a lot of games
and another one lost a lot.
And so the boys and girls that
paid to go to school began to
wonder if they were going to
get to see that guy who throws
in all the baskets for a team
that plays in the southern part
of this coast. Because when that
boy gets through throwing in
baskets, he and the rest of the
boys arc going to conic up here,
and play one of the little schools
that also throws in more baskets
than the other schools.
And the reason that the boys
and girls began to wonder was
this: it so happened that this
school that won a lot of games was
going to play this school that lost
a lot of games. And this school
that lost the games was kind of
upset. So the boys and girls be
gan to think that this school that
lost the games was going to wax
this school that won all the games.
And then the boys’ and girls’
school was going to play them.
And these boys that won all the
games having now lost several
would be all nervous and they
Would then lose a couple of more.
And the boys and girls that
paid to go to school were very
joyous in thinking about this,
and about seeing this guy that
throws in all the baskets. And
this was all very good and nice,
but at this point it will be nec
essary to continue the story till
week after next Wednesday
night. But the boys and girls
that pay to go to school are
thinking anyhow, “Are we go
ing to see that guy that throws
in all those baskets?”
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Webfoots Return From Inland Empire In Second Place
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Alpha Tau and Abba
DabbaQuints Retain
| Unbeaten Standings
ATO Beats Theta Chi
20*10; Belts Trounce
Lose to Phi Psis 26-11
Yeomen 21-16; Comets
By RUSS ISELI
Jay Graybeal went to town for
Alpha Tau Omega, slipping in 9
points in the first half of their
game with Theta Chi to set his
team mates up with a half-time
lead of 14 to 4 which the Theta
Chis failed to overcome, and the
ATOs led 20 to 10 as the final
canto ended.
Dunn drew first blood for the
Taus, sinking a gift throw which
netted one point. Graybeal and
Dunn swelled the total with goals
from the floor and Graybeal added
another as the quarter ended with
ATO in the lead 7 to 0. Graybeal
and Stafford potted a goal apiece
before Phillips sank the first The
ta Chi score. Graybeal added a
free throw and a field goal and
Pink dropped in another Theta Chi
counter as the half ended 14 to 4.
Second Half Even
Scoring was even in the third
quarter with both teams doing
some tight checking, Wyman
scored for ATO and Phillips scored
for Theta Chi. Stafford opened the
last frame with a one-handed field
goal. Callahan and Doback fol
lowed with two in quick succession
for Theta Chi. McKenzie lifted a
long one that dropped through the
hoop as the game ended, giving the
Theta Chis 10 points to the ATOs
20.
. Graybeal was easily the out
standing man on the floor for
either team. He was also high
point man for both with a total of
9 counters. Phillips was high for
Theta Chi with 4. The game was
played on almost even terms in the
second half but the early ATO lead
was too large to overcome.
Summary:
Alpha Tau
Omega, 20 10, Theta Chi
Graybeal, 9 .F.... 2, Loback
Dunn, 3 .F. 2, Pink
Wyman, 2 .C. 4, Phillips
Stafford, 4 .G. Smith
Karsten, .G.Niemi
Callahan, 2 .S....... 2, McKenzie
Officials: Gordon and Rix.
Delts 21; Yeomen 1G
The Yeomen tumbled to their
second defeat last night at the
hands of an inspired Dclt team
who started playing over their
heads and kept right on until the
end of the game. Final score of
the game wa3 21-16.
Muser and Butler put the Celts
into an early lead, both sinking
free throws. Carlson potted a gift
shot for the Yeomen, but Muser
and Webber both tallied field goals,
and Webber sank a free throw to
give the Delts a 7 to 1 lead at the
end of the first quarter. The Yeo
men pulled up to tie the score 7 to
7 in the second quarter, but Butler
put the Delts back in the lead with
a quick cripple as the half ended.
Delts Hit Basket
The Dolts rang up S points in
the third quarter and held the Yeo
men to a lone field goal. The Delts
were outscored, 6 to 4, in the last
quarter but their former lead was
large enough to enable them to
take the game 21 to 16.
King of the Yeomen led the scor
ing for both teams with 8 counters.
Webber, Delt, was close behind
with 7. Scruggs was easily the
outstanding man for the Delts.
Summary:
Delta Tau Delta. 21 , Yeomen. 16
Scruggs, 2 .F.8, King
Webber, 7 .F. Holland
Winston, 5 .C. 5, Elder
Butler, 4 .G. 1, Carlson
j Muser, 3 .G. Parker
Mulligan .S. Gieseke
S. 2, Fisher
Officials: Gordon and Rix.
Phi Psis 26; Comets 11
Den Casciato's Comets went
down to another inglorious defeat,
this time at the hands of the Phi
Psis by a score of 26-11.
The Comets held the score fair
ly even in the first quarter and
were behind only one point, 5 to 1,
but fell behind in the second quar
ter and the half ended 12 to 6.
From then on the Phi Pais scored
at will and led 20 to 8 at the third
quarter and 26 to 11 at the final
tabulation.
Carlson. Lacau. and Sleeter did
most of the scoring for the Phi
Phis and rang up 8 points apiece.
'Whitfield led the desultory scoring
Abba Dabbas Victorious
Over Pi Kaps; SPEs
Top Chi Psis 26-3;
Canard Gets First Win
By CHUCK VAN SCOYOC
Unleashing a relentless scoring
attack, the Abba Dabbas swamped
the Pi Kaps, 33 to 8, to karp a
clean record in intramural A
league basketball.
Morrie Ward opened the scoring
for the Pi Kaps with a beautiful
howitzer but this was soon topped
when Jay Webber dropped a foul
toss and Tom Jacobs potted two
cripples. Following Jacobs basket,
the Abba Dabbas assumed a lead
that was never threatened for the
remainder of the game. First quar
ter score was 8 to 3 for the Abba
Dabbas.
Pi Kaps Fail to Score
During the second period the Pi
Kaps were unable to mark up a
counter while the Abba Dabbas
ran up ten more points to bring
the halftime score to 18 to 3.
The second' half was practically
a repetition of the first period. Ed
Jacobs, Tom Hayashi, and Orv
Hopkins led in scoring for the Ab
ba Dabbas while Ward scored the
remaining five points for the Pi
Kaps. Tom Jacobs was high scor
er for the game, tallying 8 coun
ters.
Summary:
Abba Dabba A, 33 8, Pi Kap A
T. Jacobs, 8.F. 1, Janelc
E. Jacobs, 7.F. Finke
Tingle .C. Tower
Hayashi, 6 .G. Oken
Hopkins, 6 .G..' 7, Ward
Webber, 6 .S
SPEs 26; Chi Psis 3
In a wildly played game that
kept spectators in spasms of laugh
ter, the SPEs drubbed the Chi
Psis, 26 to 3, in an A league bas
ketball game yesterday.
The first half was a comedy of
errors, 12 personals being called.
The half scored ended 5 to 2 in fa
for of the SPEs. Bob Anderson
and Wilbur Greenup contributed
the only field goals for the SPEs
in the first half and Vic Reginato
added a foul conversion. Bud Arno
son and Doug Ramsey dropped in
foul shots for the only points
scored in the frst half for the Chi
Psis.
SPEs Run Wild
The second half was an entirely
different story. After a foul con
version by Doug Ramsey, the Chi
Psis failed to make another point
during the game. Don Anderson
went on a- wild scoring spree for
the Sig Eps when he scored six
cripples for 12 counters. Sixteen
points were scored in the fourth
quarter by the SPEs who paraded
through the Chi Psis almost at
will. Six more fouls were called
during the second half to bring the
total to 18 for the game.
Summary:
Chi Psi A, 3 26, SPE A
Hummer .F.5, Reginato
Aronson, 1 .F. 14, Andersov
Ramsey, 2 .C. Cooper
Haines .G. 5, Long
Hortkatte.G. Rice
Teeple .S. Russel!
Wells .S. Brattain
McLeod .S . Williams
Canard 16, Zeta 4
Battling it out for the cellar po
sition in A league intramural com
petition, the boys from Canard
Coop and Zeta hall battled it out
of the Comets with 4 points.
Summary:
Phi Kappa Casciato's
Psi, 26 Cornets, 11
Carlson, 8 .F. 4, Whitfield
Lacau, 8 .F. 2, Casciato
Williams, 2 .C.2, McCurdy
Chanbreau .G. Albi
Sleeter, 8 .8. De Freitas
Officials: Gordon and Rix.
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Today’s Schedule
4:00—Coart 38—Beta Theta Pi (A) vs. Kappa Sigma (A).
Court 43—Phi Sigma Kappa (A) vs. Alpha Hall (A).
4:40—Court 38—Sigma Alpha Epsilon, A vs. Phi Gamma Delta, A
Court 43—Sigma Alpha Mu (A) vs. Delta tJpsllen (A)
5:30—Court 38—Phil Delta Theta (A) vs. Sigma Chi (A).
Oregon Freemen (A) vs. Sigma Nu (A).
Yesterday’s Scores
Alpha Tau Omega 20, Theta Chi 10.
Delta Tau Delta 21, Yeomen 16.
Phi Kappa Psi 26, Oregon Freemen 11.
Abba Dabba 33, Pi Kappa Alpha 8.
Sigma Phi Epsilon 26, Chi Psi 3.
Canard Co-op 15, Zeta Hall 4
First All-Campus
Matches Played
Fencing Will Be Added to
Donut Schedule; Entry
Lists at Gym
Paul Jackson was defeated in
the squash battle by Moores after
a tough battle. Moores lost the
first set, but came back to win the
next two and the match.
Jack Stafford won his handball
game from E. Williams in the
same manner as the Jackson
Moores duel, while Dave Montag
took Abe Weiner in the other
handball match.
Stafford and Montagi move into
the second round of the handball
tournament, while Moore moves
to the third round of the squash
as all the squash participants re
ceived first round byes.
An entry sheet for all-campus
fencing has been posted, and all
prospective entrants arc urged to
sign up as soon a possible.
Results in squash and hand ball
were posted yesterday as all cam
pus competition for winter term
was opened. One squash and two
hand ball games were played.
yesterday; Canard emerging top
by a 15 to 4 count.
Ron Alpaugh, Canard, managed
to break the ice when the game
was four minutes old by dropping
in a one-handed shot from the foul
line, and followed it with a foul
shot. Willie Torrance made the
only point for the Zeta boys in the
first half when he dropped a foul
shot. George Tichey potted a crip
ple to complete the scoring for the
first half.
Tichey High Scorer
Jerry Turner’s foul shot for Zeta
hall, and a field goal by Alpaugh
completed the scoring for the third
period. In the final session, Can
ard doubled their score with a field
goal to spare while Ken Johnsrud
contributed the only field' goal for
the Zeta men. Tichey took scoring
I honors with a total of 7 points.
Summary:
Canard A, 15 4, Zeta Hall A
Aalpaugh, 5 ...F. 2, Johnsrud
Peterson .F. Holsgang
McKubbins, 3 C. 1, Turner
Tichey, 7 .G.Golden
Lance .G. 1, Torrance
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Donut Handball
Will Open Today
New Courts Will See First
Intramural Action in
Doubles, Singles
The second event of winter term,
intramural contests is scheduled to
get under way this afternoon when
the Theta Chis meet Gamma Hall
in the opening game of the annual
intramural handball tournament to
be held on the new courts at 3:40
p.m.
Courts 42, 44 and 40 have been
reserved for the Greek battles,
which are expected to continue un
til February 11. Each team will
be composed of four men; two men
will be playing in singles compe
tition and the other two will com
prise the doubles team.
Each man is required to remain
in either the singles or doubles
division, as changing of men is not
sanctioned by the intramural
board. The tournament is on a
single elimination basis and as
each team loses, they will be auto
matically disqualified.
There were no participants in
last year's scheduled tournament,
but the creation of the new PE
handball courts is expected to
stimulate unusual interest in the
tournament. Twenty-six organiza
tions have entered teams and com
petition is expected to be keen.
Intramural volleyball will begin
February 8 and intramural man
agers are urged to signify their in
tentions of entering the tourna
ment. The schedule is expected to
be arranged in the near future.
Intramural wrestling will start
in aproximately three weeks and
all bone twisters who wish to enter
the competition are asked to re
port to Mr. Bouche for registra
| Ducklings Get
RestFollowing
Two Rook Tilts
Warren's Troopers Have!
No Games This Week;!
Frosh Overhaul Early i
Leads to Win
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The Duckling- basketeers will get j
a rest from hoop wars this week j
following their two terrific clash
es with the rooks of Oregon State.
No games are at present scheduled.
Far from pleased with their per
formance, Coach Warren however
plans to keep his hoopers busy
with continued work on the rudi
ments of caging a casaha.
Take fittth Games
9kipper Warren’s only comment
on the rook games yesterday, was
that his team could stand a lot
of improvement. The frosh beat
their highly touted rivals twice
last week by margins of 8 and 10
points, but moaning Honest John
is far from satisfied and plans to
pull them out of the doldrums
this week.
Work on offense occupied yes
terday afternoon's practice session.
Only about ten were on, the floor,
but four of these were first string
ers. Ted Sarpola and Bobby Blen
kinsop, forwards; Stan Short and
Matt Pavalunas, guards; and
Wimpy Quinn, who filled in at
center in the absence of John Dick,
formed the first five.
Slow Starting
The frosh were slow turning on
the heat in Saturday’s encounter
at the Igloo, but. when they did
start rolling looked hard to beat.
They trailed at half-time 23 to-15,
but came out in the second half
primed to whittle down the lead,
and did so at 25 all.
They really hit the bucket in
earnest in the last two minutes of
play, piling up 12 points in an
amazing spree after the score had
see-sawed several times.
Summary:
Frosh, 51
Sarpola, f .
Blenkinsop, f .
Dick, c .
Short, g .
Jackson, g ....
Pavalunas, g
Jones, f ...
Quinn, g .
Totals
Rooks, 41
Hansen, f
Hunter, f
Warren, c
Kruger, g
Pflugard, g .
Baughman, c
Fitzgerald, g
Mandic, f .
Totals .
Fg Ft Pf Tp
.5 2 0 12
.4 0 2 8
.7 0 1 It
113 3
0 0 10
0 1 3 13
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23 5 10 51
Fg Ft PI Tp
5 3 2 13
5 3 2 13
0 0 2 0
0 0 0 0
0 12 1
10 9 11 41
3 13 7
2 3 2 6
0 0 0 0
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Marvenga, Jack Benny, Hazel
Dawn, Marilyn Miller, Frank Mor
gan, Evelyn Herbert, Robert Halli
day, Ted Healy, Phil Baker, and
others.
Miss Johnson, student violinist,
has played with the symphony or
chestra for two years. She will
use Mr. Underwood’s Cremona
dated 1776 for her performance.
She is a sophomore in the music
school and a member of Phi Beta,
national music and drama honor
ary for women.
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a few conditioning workouts to be
eligible for the tussles.
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Oregon .5 2 .714
Washington State .4 2 .606
Idaho 0 4 .000
Oregon State .0 5 .000
Hoyman Returns
To Head Merman
Sexton Turns in Fast Early
Season 4*40; Reetl Is LI1
With FHi
Coach Mike Hoyman returned to
the tutoring of his Webfoot swim
mers last night at Gerlinger pool.
Hoyman has not been able to be
at swimming workouts for the
past week, due to a case of influ
enza.
The squad is rapidly getting into
shape as a whole, with Jim Hurd,
Jack Levy, Harold Sexton, and
Leonard Scroggins in perhaps the
best condition. Last night Sexton
turned in a very fast 440 yard free
style, for this early in the season.
This fine early season perform
ance, shows Sexton to be a promis
ing point getter this year.
Upon his return, Hoyman imme
diately began to work the swim
mers on their strokes and turns.
There have been fifteen mermen
turning out regularly and it is ex
pected that the nucleus of the
team will be built around these
men. About the same number of
Frosh swimmers have - been turn
ing out along with the varsity, but
son far little time has been given
to them because there is such a
short time before the first varsity
meet with Washington at Seattle.
Chuck Reed, varsity letterman,
has been ill with the influenza and
has not yet been able to work out.
Hobson’s Quintet Takes
2 Tilts From Idaho;
Early Leads Overcome
For Victories
Victorious in three out of four
contests on the tough Inland Em
pire trip, Howard Hobson's bas
ketball team returned to Eugene
yesterday noon determined to give
the University of Washington a
real battle for the northern divi
sion title when the Huskies in
vade the Webfoot campus Febru
ary 1 and 2.
At the present time, the Huskies
have won four and lost none, while
the Ducks are in second place
with five wins and two losses. Hec
Edmundson's team has rolled up
two victories each over Idaho and
Oregon State. The Ducks hold
two wins in four games with
Washington State, and boast two
narrow victories over. Idaho and
one over Oregon State.
Men Suffer From Colds
Oregon’s feat of capturing three
out of four games on their diffi
cult road trip was made even
more impressive by the fact that
nearly every member of his squad
was suffering from severe colds.
Ken Purdy, Slim Wintermutc,
Wally Johansen, Bob Anet, and
Dave Silver were all afflicted with
colds.
Both Idaho games were iiercely
fought affairs with Oregon each
time overtaking a huge early
game Idaho lead to win in the
final minutes. Both games were
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