Recent Domineering Senior Of High School Visualizes Days As Confused, Ignorant Frosh EDITOR’S NOTT: The following art! ?Ie v:ns written l.y '» fe^hman who will so >n he emr', ,M c ^ t to the University of Oror-ron as a member of twe cla-ss of 1940. Three months ago I was in “nigger heaven." a senior iri Eugene high school! As a senior 1 scoffed at sophomores, skipped classes when f pleased, and prac tically got away with murder. Now, as I am about to enter University as a pitifully ignor ant freshman. I find myself lark ing my heretofore mire-footed ness. Registration, rush week, stern professors, and Tlreek let ters loom before me like mon sters about to .jump upon me and remove my new freshman pants from my weak knees! When I start to Oregon, how am I to know where to go and what to do when I get there? Should I take dates with houses which I know that I will not pledge ? How can I stall on the high pressure sales talk of men in such frater nities ? Nor have I any idea of how I should act while being rushed. What should I wear? And how / should I dress when on the cam pus? I know that cords are upper classmen's pants, moleskins the sophomore’s regal attire, and that frosh nants, commonly called "tin pants.” are the ones which should adorn my frame. Yet, should I come upon the campus the first day strutting in my new trousers, or would the upperclassmen think I was showing off? As a freshman, what chances will I have to participate in social events on the campus? Will I he welcome to student dances? Would I dare wear a tux? And would I venture to date a coed who was a junior or a senior, even if she is a close friend ? And I’ve never been at a sorority house to call for a date. This disturbs me. How am I to approach the lordly upperclassmen after I pledge? Am I expected to reach for my ankles, assuming a position which will result in the rising of black welts on the back of my l^p? Millracings and tubbinprs make my weary bones tremble! How am I to learn what not to do and when not to do things whmh will result In these punishments? wnai am i 10 expeci irom a profeasor? Ia he going to have a bristling beard? Will he ga^p upon me and flunk me with fiendish glee when I fail to have mv legion, or can he be persuaded to give me more time as most high school teachers did? The physical exam. I am told, is an overdone torture chamber, filled with doctors who nounce up on one not unlike an octopus, tear ing and scratching until one car hardly breathe, then finishing by announcing the discovery of a slight case of athletes foot which was already known. With these horrors in mind, T intend to enter University, to i brave all of those; just to have the thrill of being a genuine fresh man, then to embark on n career in school which T hone will carry me higher in life. D.K.H. Optimism Prevails (Continued from Pa/s • • • We are returning to Oregon in greater numbers than ever • • • We’ll be seeing you. Shelton-Turnbullf £ J-Fuller Company 44 West 10th Ave. ^fj/ Telephone 1663 PRINTERS j You say “Oregon?” We say, “Well said.” Oregon is tops with us in more ways than one^ Last year we made the engravings for the “1936 Oregana.” Pic tures of Oregon and its students done in the “Modern Trend.” • MODERN ENGRAVING CO. Phone 297 935 Oak Street When You Arrive inEugene Be Sure to Check In at eNeffe’s Favored for ten years by Oregon men, because DeNeffe’s shop stands for the finest in men’s dress wear, and offers a clothes service that is comparable to the best anywhere. Come to DeNeffe’s You’ll like the friendly atmosphere of our shop, with University men to welcome and assist you. Authentic Style Just a word about this important feature. We are a reporting member of the National College Style Committee, which gives you double assurance that correct style will always be found at DeNeffe’s. You Are Cordially Invited to make our store your favorite shopping place while in Eugene. We want you to learn and know the value of the dress wear service that has made DeNeffe’s known over the entire western coast. I I We’ll be looking for you. DeNeffe’s McDonald Theatre Bldg'.