TOM McCALL . Editor Don Caseiato . Assistant Editor Reporters: Ben Back, Robert Bauer, Bruce Currie, Pat i Frizzell, Wendell Wyatt, Bill Van Duscn, Howard Skinner. Co-ed Reporter: Caroline Hand READ EMERALD SPORTS ’ ‘ every day. Follow University athletic activities through this page. Make it a daily habit to read scribe McCall’s “Sport Quacks"—interesting comments on doings in sportdom. Football Attendance This Season Expected To Exceed That of 1929 Prep Injuries Could Be Eliminated Through Inception of “Touch” • By TOM Met ALL Cloris Francis (“I Wasn’t Ted After AH”) Key practiced a really smart bit of deception when he turned his back on the Texas school of mines and made his way to the Pacific coast in the early part of 10327With a good many years of football under his belt he still thirsted for more, so wht did he do but enroll in Urban military academy, a Los Angeles prep school. His record there is unknown to us in the north, but I would dare venture the opinion that a man who has! played at least two seasons of college competition would be able to establish quite a reputation in high school ranks. Besides, his presence in a prep school would be the best way possible to alleviate suspicion when he went “up.” That is, unless his sensationalism caused some curious soul to inquire into the records, which apparently did not happen, then anyhow. ■i. * * Prink Callison, Bill Hayward and the rest of that entourage that headed for Louisiana last autumn should be commended on their sportsmanship in the whole affair. Players of the Texas school of mines informed the Webfoot coaching staff of Key’s status then, but not one word was divulged by the mentors or players. The sportsman ship shown by their silence becomes doubly significant when one recalls the speed and thoroughness with which Oregon’s great colored back, Joe Lillard, was thrown out of the conference, on even less suspicion, by California appointed Czar Butler, in 1932. Unofficial reports from Missoula indicate that the University of Montana will have a new field house before the spring zephyrs have slopped circulating. This leaves the University of Oregon as Ihe only major school in the Northwest that has not yet made provisions to shelter its football, baseball, and track teams in adverse weather. Workouts, held in the face of the gallons of icy rain that drive earth ward around and in Eugene, cause colds, pulled muscles, and greater depreciation of equipment. Only last Tuesday five members of the varsity squad came down with colds caused by sloshing around in damp and muddy uniforms. Track and baseball workouts are held up from a week to one month every spring. With the need of a new KOTC barracks also so evident, it would be possible and feasible that University officials get together with army officials and plan some such athletic armory as is used by both Idaho and Oregon State. * * * In a recent column of mine it was stated that out of every 19 deaths resulting from football injuries, 17 occur in high school and sandlot games and practices and two in college grid play. The yarn then went on to tell why the prep school death rate was higher than that of college ball. This latter assertion I wish to alter because it is fallacious. To prove it the following statistics are presented. In Oregon, for instance, there are nearly 3500 high school players and slightly over 300 college footballists. Applying locally the national ratio that 17 out of 19 deaths occur in prep ranks, we find that the percentage of prep fatalities is .0056 of the number of men participating, whereas in college .0066 percent of the total number participating meet with death. Sham Battle Staged On Campus by ROTC By PAUL DEUTSCHMAN War Correspondent for the Emerald BATTLE FRONT, (Special) — Nov. 14.—In a sudden unannounced attack a mysterious army swooped down upon the Oregon campus yesterday, establishing themselves on the field between Condon and Johnson before defending forces could muster a repulsing army. The invaders, led' by a new mil itary light, ‘'General” Ken BeLieu, consisted of 11 men and 12 dogs. They were armed to the teeth car rying one shotgun, three pop-guns, a horse pistol, and various other implements of war. Evidently they had already raided the ROTC units for they were attired in freshman “monkey-suits.” Camp Destroyed Surprised students (especially coed's) were escorted by the “ar my” during intervals between pe riods. During one such leave of absence, the invaders, waxing careless after being no opposition all morning, left their camp un guarded. Roland Rourke, patriotic vice president of the student body, and John Lewis, daring anti-militarist, took their lives in their hands and destroyed the camp in the absence of the guard'. Four pup-tents, the encampment of the aggressors, were leveled to the ground as was their guidon, which up to then had flown possessively over the out post. Mutiny in Ranks Sergeant Bud McCredie was un able to assist General BeLieu in controlling mutinies within the group. It is rumored that he is entirely behind the insurrection. Pete Brooks, guidon bearer, and Bill Paddock, KP, were also be hind the rebellion, it is believed. Privates Frank Michck, Bill Summers, Dave Morris, Ed Mor row, John Thomas, John Keyes, and Cy Cook were undecided as to what further course should be taken. Unconfirmed rumor states that the detachment is a foreguard sent out by Scabbard and Blade, hon orary military fraternity, in an ef fort to quell the anti-militarist group on the campus. The fact that all members of the “army” are pledges of Scabbard and Blade led to this opinion. i|iaiaEaipiiaj^'SME[aaMaEEJS)^„~"^ajaj^a^c^aEffirEiEjaEjajeEiaia© k Fifty-Fifty Service 7 c per lb. All flat work ironed. Wearing apparel tumbled in our fresh air dryers, draw ing thousands of cubic feet of fresh air through the clothes every minute of the drying operation. Eugene Steam Laundry < iii iut \Y. Mil ami ('harnelton I ’hone \ 'S-‘> L'ais.'ssiaEisiaEuaRjSHaisiHJi Riordan Will Lead Ducks In Pilot Tilt Thirty-one Players To Make Portland Journey; Goodin Out of Infirmary Stan Riordan, the Pacific Coast conference’s most potent punter was named yesterday to captain Oregon's Webfoot football team in its game with the University of Portland in Multnomah stadium tomorrow. The Pilot contest will be the second this fall in which Riordan has led the Duck squad. A month ago he captained the team against California. Prink Callison last night an nounced a traveling squad of 31 players. Accompanied by coaches, managers, and the University band, the team will leave for Portland on a special train at 7:30 Saturday morning. Men making the trip to the metropolis follow: Stan Rior dan, Budd Jones, Lief Jacobsen, Leonard Holland, and AI Wilson, ends; Del Bjork, John Engstrom, Ken Skinner, Bill E’oskett, Pat Fury, and Chuck Shimomura, tac kles; Tony Amato, Ross Carter, Clarence Codding, Andy Hurney, Winfred Pepper, and Joe Houston, guards; Vernon Moore, Ed Farrar, Chan Berry, and Denny Breaid, centers; Johnny Reischman and Dick Bishop, quarterbacks; Bob Braddock, Bobby King, Dale Las selle, Bill Patrick, Romey DePit tard, and Ray Lopez, halfbacks, and Frank Michek and Jerry Don nell, fullbacks. Goodin Out of Infirmary The already jubilant Webfoot grid camp was sent into further ecstacies yesterday by the news that Francis Albertus (Bud) Good in; Oregon’s hard-luck halfback, had been released from the campus infirmary. Goodin, who suffered a slight brain concussion in the Oregon State scrap, will not be allowed to don pigskin togs until next Tues day and won’t even make the jour ney to Portland, but his rapid re covery virtually assures his par ticipation in the traditional battle with Washington next week-end. Lasselle to Open With Goodin definitely out of what may develop into a tough struggle with the Pilots, his mates yesterday continued their drill against Gene Murphy’s plays. It was a light but long workout for both regulars and reserves as Cal lison and his staff applied finish ing touches to the Webfoot train ing routine. Dale Lasselle is assured of the opening call at Goodin’s erstwhile position, with Romey DePittard and Bobby King filling the role of understudies. Otherwise the Ducks will line up exactly as they did on Hayward field against the Oregon State onslaught last week. Last College Tilt in Portland Tomorrow’s tussle will be the final major college contest in Port land this year and will mark the Webfoots’ last 1935 appearance in the state. Following the Washing ton game, the Ducks wind up their season against St. Mary’s in San Francisco. The Pilots plan to offset Ore gon’s power and defensive prowess with a sweeping overhead attack. George Albin, veteran halfback star, is Portland’s premier passer finest BRIAR MONEY CAN BUT mmtkuo of \ IDEAL GIFTI FILTER-COOLED 3bCunR. MEDICO (PATENTED) This simple appear ing yet amazing absorbent filter in vention with Cello phane exterior and cooling mesh screen interior keeps juices and (lakes in Filter i and out of mouth. ^ Prevents tongue {bite, raw mouth, ^wet bee), bad frequent ^ expectoration. Yo breaking in. Improves i the taste and laromaofany Atobacco. RECOMMENDED t¥ MILLIONS Wg OFOSEM /.\ I \' folic** Ml I'1** Peer of Punters SIAN RIOKDAN. ■ Stnn Hiordan, above, is considered “tops’ among hooters on the Pacific coast and his kicking exploits have sounded his fame through out the entire nation. This brilliant senior end, who has averaged | approximately 40 yards per punt this season, will captain the Webfoots j Saturday in their farewell 1935 Portland appearance against the Rose City’s fast-rising Portland Pilots at Multnomah Stadium. STAN RIORDAN’S BIG MOMENT IN FOOTBALL AS TOLD TO BRUCE CURRIE Stan Riordan, Oregon's brilliant punter, did not get his biggest thrill in football when he made those beautiful kicks last Satur day, nor any kicks, on any day! Stan got his biggest thrill when he tossed a long pass from behind his own goal line, that was com pleted', and carried for a touch down. Riordan was playing for Pasa dena high in a football game against Santa Monica high. The last quarter was almost over and Santa Monica was leading 7-6. Pasadena had possession of the ball deep in their own territory. Riordan received the ball from cen ter and faded back into his own end zone. The eager Santa Monica tacklers rushed for Riordan, but Stan tossed a long pass to his teammate, Mclsaac, who leaped in to the air, snatched the pass, and dashed 70 yards for a touchdown! Pasadena. converted, making the score 13-7 for Pasadena. Riordan averaged over 50 yards in his kicks that day. Next year, when the Oregon team gets in a tight spot, we will miss Riordan and his long, high punts, for this is his last year on the Oregon squad. and he compares with almost any heaver on the coast. Albin’s Passing Outstanding It was Albin’s passing which en abled the Pilots to hold Santa Clara to a 12-to-6 score a year ago The Portlanders, who held both Santa Clara and Oregon State scoreless in the first half of games played this season, have seldom dropped a game inside Muitnomah stadium’s concrete walls. An 18-to-0 defeat by Gonzaga two years ago has been the Pilots’ worst showing in Portland in sev en years, and the dwellers on the cliff are counting on the stadium jinx to bring them victory over Oregon. OREGON GIRL .MARRIED Alberta Elizabeth Davis, ex-’36 and Lae Heffron were married at Vancouver, Washington, on Sep tember ^6. The couple will live at the Bartle Court apartments, in Eugene. Mr. Heffron is an alum nus of Oregon State college. Special WUtU* famiasi IN AIR-CONDITIONED COACHES AND TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Daily to May 14,1936, Return limi*6 months The PORTLAND ROSE The PACIFIC LIMITED Pf/ LOW PRICED / MEALS yf in Conches and in / Tourist Sleeping Cars /8r?ctkto>t 25< UiftcWtoon 30 IttrtiWS 35f Fret Pillow* and Porfer Service in Coach** J. C. Gumming, General Agent C. H. Jacka, Travel Traffic Agent 751 Pittock filock Portland, Oregon UNIONPAC1FIC Library Receives English Rook of 1613 ''Rights and Dominion of the Sea," by John Seldon, Esquire, is the first book of England to set any laws or restrictions upon sea going vessels or conduct on the high seas. The old edition of the book, printed in 1043, has been re ceived at the University library. VERA CONKEV HEEDS BEDES Vera C. Conkey, ex-’3G, and Harry Hughes were married in Seattle August 31. Mr. and Mrs. Hughes will make their home in Eugene. FREDER.ICK DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE 601 MG TO) HITCH HIKE % ME? I SHOULD WEAR OUT MY THUMB WITH GREYHOUND FARES SO LOW^ Not only do low Greyhound fares save money, but the fre quent departures to -all points save precious time, too— Or you may charter a special bus and keep your gang all together for .games, outings, etc. See your local Greyhound agent for complete information. Kappa Sigma Barely Beats Sanmiie Team Phi Dells, Fijis, Sigma Nus, SAE’s Count Victories in Fast Contests Four Sigma Alpha Mu players stole the spotlight in last night’s volleyball contests when they real ly thrafcv a big scare into the Kap pa Sigma camp and barely lost by a two games to one score. These four players, playing against the CORRECTION The Emerald wishes to cor rect a report in yesterday’s in tramural volleyball story which stated that the Omega hall team was defeated by Phi Sigma Kappa. Contrary to tile write up, the Omegans displayed sur prising power to upset the fav ored Phi Sigs in consecutive contests, 16-14, 16-14. The ease with which they triumphed over the fraternity men indicates that the dorm combination will likely be a serious menace to the championship aspirations of other sextettes should they continue the fine play demon strated Wednesday. crack Kappa Sig sextet, passed so expertly that they won the second game and almost won the third. The scores of the three games were as follows: 15-9, 13-15, 15-8. One of the most vicious and hard-fought games of the current season was the one between Phi Delta Theta and Sigma Nu. Sigma Nu tried hard but the Phi Delts had a much better passing attack and spiked much harder. "Wee Wesley” Clausen was the individ ual star of this game. Fijis Beat Theta Chi In a thrilling, but drawn-out contest that took quite a while to play, Phi Gamma Delta won a straight-game victory over Theta Chi by 15-4 and 15-8 scores. Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Gam ma hall staged' a marathon con test which lasted nearly an hour, with Gamma taking the first game but losing the other two. Willie Torrance and Schultz were out standing for the dormitory boys while Shultz starred for S.A.E. Zeta hall won last night’s en counter with Pi Kappa Alpha by forfeit, as did Sigma Chi over La TTil ininn Philip Morris and Co. Congratulates Wilbert E. Moore 1000 PHILIP MORRIS cigarettes R. Proebstal Jack Riley Pat Hutching 400 PHILIP MORRIS Cigarettes H. Price Mary Bennett Lloyd Gottlieb R. Guske Elma Giles Don French Chick Hardistry Bill Hazeltine Joe Houston 200 PHILIP MORRIS Cigarettes GAMES THIS WEEK Oregon vs. Portland U. CSC vs. Idaho Prizes to be awarded free Lo the fraternity, sorority and hall at the end of the present football season are located in the window of the College Side Inn. Cross Country Qualifications 1. Each organization is re quired to enter at least 3 run ners who must finish the race within the time limit as set by the intramural department, preferably by the cross country coach who knows the course. 2. An organization may enter as many men as they desire. 3. All participants must have had at least 9 workouts as prescribed by the coach be fore the day of the race. This requirement is to insure ade quate physical conditioning be fore the race. 4. All participants must have run the actual course at least three times. 5. No varsity track letter men are eligible for intramural cross country. 6. The organization winning the race is given <5 points. 7. F o r t y - five additional points are available to be ap portioned among all of the or ganizations that rank below first place. 8. The order of individual placement in the race deter mines the number that the con testant shall receive. For in stance, if there are 30 men en tered the winner would rank number DO, second place 49, third place 48, etc. 9 The sum total of these above placement numbers is determ ined for each organization. The one scoring the greatest total shall win the race and also the 75 points to be awarded the winning organization. 10. The total score of each house divided by the total score of the winning organization times 45 indicates the number of points given for intramural participation. That is, if a house gained 50 points and the winning team scored 10 0 points, then 50-100 X 45= 22.5 points + 30 entrance points ^ 52.5. 11. The course is 2.7 miles and the time limit is 20 minutes. Send the Emerald to your friends. Hoopers Drill As Season Nears Webfoots Work Daily Under Hobson’s Eye Overshadowed for the present by the ballyhoo and fan-fare of foot ball, some twenty-odd University of Oregon basketball candidates have been working out nightly on McArthur court’s historic floor for the past three weeks. Under the expert tutelage of a brand new coach, Howard Hobson, the aspiring Webfoot basketeers are drilling each evening on funda mentals of America’s favorite win ter sport. Passing, faking, defen sive tactics and similar basic parts of the game have been stressed to date, with no actual scrimmage having as yet been allowed. Season Opens Next Month First pre-season games are only three weeks away, however, and in the near future Hobson will get down to the intricacies of his fast breaking system. The past few practice sessions have found the lads setting up a few plays and beginning to develop a definite of fense. An interesting list of pre-season engagements has been lined up for the Duck hoopers, with contests against such formidable independ ent organizations as Union Oil and Multnomah club on the slate, not to mention a California trip over the Christmas holidays. Several games are to be played in San Francisco and the bay region. Oregon’s conference opener is less than two months away. Rich Fox and his always colorful Idaho Vandals will help the Webfoots blow off the Northern Division lid here January 13 and 14. Harvard authorities have dis missed as highly improbable press reports concerning a new and deadly weapon reported recently invented by Guglielmo Marconi, in ventor of wireless telegraphy. The device is said to be able to stop internal combustion engines from a considerable distance. Fashion Accents BLACK • . . With embroideryi • ■ ■ With mehiSI . « . 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