Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012, November 15, 1935, Page Two, Image 2

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THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON
University of Oregon, Eugene, Oregon
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man, Marion Allen, Dan E. Clark II, Ann-Reed Burns, Howard
Kessler, Mildred Blackburne, secretary to the board.
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hert, special assignment re
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How Not to Become
A Dictator
SCARCELY a year ago, social credit, as ad
vocated by a colorless British engineer, Major
Douglas, was something less than a minor issue
in Alberta, Canada. Then, within a very few
months, the idea sprouted wings and talons,
seized the public imagination, and carried it into
the polling booths with stupendous enthusiasm.
The “rabbit from the hat” trick served further
to prove the starring role played by a “front” in
inaugurating any radical social or economic
change; for the social credit government in Al
berta is solely responsible to dynamic William
Aberhart for its popularity.
The difference between Douglas and Aberhart
is the difference between abstract, theoretical
thinking, and concrete, solid promises.
In its briefest and simplest form, the plan of
Major Douglas was this:
The production of goods does not create suf
ficient purchasing power to enable people to buy
them. Therein lies the cause of all our economic
ills.
The cost of producing goods can be divided
into two classes. Class A comprises the money
paid in wages, salaries, or dividends. This is pur
chasing power, ready and available to purchase
the goods. But Class B includes the money paid
for raw materials, bank charges, depreciation,
taxes, etc., and this money does not pass into
the hands for the purchasers, and is not avail
able to purchase the goods. In a rough way, this
is the meaning of the famous A and B theory.
Present methods of production must create
unsaleable surpluses. In the past this has been
avoided because surpluses were exported to
under-developed territories. The 20th century
has few such areas, and is saturated with goods.
The remedy is to be found in increasing pur
chasing power, as represented by Class A, by the
amount comprising Class B, but not by inflation.
You must arrive at a “just price,” by tabulating
manufacturing costs according to the A and B
theory, that is, the price which ignores the B
class costs. Compare the just price with the
actual price and you arrive at the amount of
money which a manufacturer should receive if
he is to reduce his sale prices to the level where
the w; ges, salaries and dividends* will buy all
the output.
There are three remedies, the national divi
dend, the rebate system, and the suspense ac
counts plan. In the first, you work out the A and
B theory on all production with a country, and
figure out a national just price. Then you adopt
a state dividend which will increase national
purchasing power by the difference between
actual prices and the just price.
Aberhart saw clearly that the voters could
not be expected to run a temperature over a plan
so stated.
We Mortgage
For the Future
JN the five years since 1930 the people of the
United States, through their government, have
mortgaged themselves a tidy fifteen billion dol
lars worth in an effort to vanquish the depres
sion.
Prospects for a budget surplus in the immedi
ate future are far from rosy, for instead of plan
ning for a surplus at some future time, our
budgets provide for deficit on deficit. It has al
ready been estimated that for 1936 our govern
ment will go in the hole a mere three billion
dollars, with expenditures attaining 110 percent
of the total income .
The principle behind these vast expenditures
is that they cause stimulation of activity in com
merce and industry; a step toward the return of
normal business conditions.
On the surface there may result a temporary
boom, and many hail it as the long awaited
Messiah of normal times. Is prosperity still just
around the corner?
Provided that such spending is desirable and
that it does result in temporary activity, a glance
at the budget reveals that the traffic will not
bear much more. Business gladly accepts govern
ment assistance and clamors that it is being
betrayed when funds are withheld.
The American people soon will be asking of
the government fewer "good breaks” and more
good "brakes."
Infirmary Lists
Five New Patients
Five new patients were added to
the infirmary list yesterday, and
four were released. The people
there now are Marion Griffeth,
Lottie Sturgeil, Harvey Thompson,
John Becket, Ross Carter, Mary
Armspiger, Barbara Ketchum,
William Sanford.
Spofford Urges
(Continued from Page One)
tion on a mass scale,” Mr. Spof
ford declared, “but now it is
through.
"The church has to play its part
in the change to socialism. Exist
ing theology demands our action.
We must open our minds to all
kinds of ideas and not be fright
ened by the mention of "red.' We
must come to understand the pos
sibilities for a new order and get
into the game.”
Communists Intelligent
Russia was cited as concrete
proof that socialism under control
of the proletariat is feasible. Mr.
Spofford criticized the New Deal
from the left, predicted that
Roosevelt would be re-elected, re
ferred to fascism as capitalism
gone nudist, and said Communists
were very intelligent and earnest
people whom Christians could well
pattern after.
A discussion on the possibilities
of the organization of a local Epis
copal church league for Industrial
Democracy followed the meeting
at the home of Rev. Howard R.
White.
Students Plan
•
(Continued from Page One)
a large number, only eight or nine
will be chosen.
The convention which the cho
sen delegates will attend is spon
sored by student volunteer move
ments, and will probably attract
2000 students from Canadian and
American colleges.
Some of the more prominent
speakers are the Archbishop of
York, a leader in British student
circles, Toyoliiko Uagav.a, Richard
Huberts, moderator of the United
Church of Canada, and W. A. Vis
ser T. Hooft, general secretary of
the World’s Student Christian fed
eration.
Other speakers are John R. Mott,
Robert E. Speer, Samuel W. Zwe
mer, Eacz Camargo, Mrs. Induk
Pak, of Korea, T. Z. Koo, China,
Henry P. Van Dusen, John A.
Mackay, Basil Mathews, Raymond
P. Currier, Gertrude Rutherford,
Scott Latourette, and Daniel I.
Fleming.
19.% Oregana
(Continued from Page One)
per cent of his or her organiza
tion’s membership.
Anyone interested in handling
sales in an organization has been
asked to contact Hill by calling
129.
The importance of subscribing
to the Oregana next weoa was
stressed by Stearns because of the
necessity of knowing how many of
the books to order for distribution.
No extra books are to ue ordered,
it is said.
Stage of the World
(Continued from Page One)
by it. No wonder those soul-in
spiring pleas for peace are ringing
out from across the waves.
It’s a racket. A racket of the
Haves perpetrated on the Have
Nots. So when the pipe of peace is
going the rounds inhale not too
deeply, for though the tobacco used
is a popular brand it leaves a nasty
taste in the mouth.
Just a Minntr
Now be careful in your inter
pretation of this. It is not intend
ed to mold your judgment for you,
or to arouse in your mind doubts
as to the essential good of peace.
That is our dream, yours and mine,
to have “peace on earth, good will
toward men." But that is our in
dividual dream, not the reality of
governments. Our present eco
nomic life is such that war takes
a definite pattern in it. Peace to
day is merely a transition between
wars. Take cognizance of that It
u- gruu reality act of our making
to be sure, but an inescapable evo
lution of the ages,
their gains, some wish to make
their gains, some svi shto make
gains. They are the ones going to
war, or about to go to war. But it
is the former who by their meth
ods for the continuation of peace
make it a racket.
This is all in terms of govern
ments, not in terms of individuals,
and it is to be hoped that no one
puts the question, “Why, don't you
believe in peace? Don't you want
peace in the world?” I do. But
“let there be light, and lo there
was light.”
Yeomen Head
(Continued from One)
“If and when the amendments
concerning the independent execu
tive office pass, I will appoint a
committee to define the meaning
of 'living organization' and deter
mine who shall be eligible for the
position," James Blais, student
body president, announced last
night.
A light vote is predicted as in
terest in the election has been lax
this week and the usual spirited
political activity has been dormant.
(lani|)iis Show
(Continued from Page One)
oral Northrup. George Batterson;
Lord Birten, George Smith; Dr.
Bellman, Virgil Garwood; Laker.
Lester Miller; Prince William, Bill
Cottrell; Phipps, Bud Winsted;
Major Blent, Dick Koken; Pet ley,
Leonard Love; ladies-in-waiting,
Margaret Chase and Pat Neal.
The production will be repeated
next week-end for two perform
ances, Friday and Saturday, No
vember 22 and 23.
OI<l Textbooks
«
< Continued from I\ii/e One)
Marion McClain, manager of the
Co-op, said yesterday that the buy
ing of books by the College Book
company representative will in no
way take the place of the regular
Spring buying, when the Co-op
pays cash for all books to be used
again tin coming school year
The Marsh of Time
By Biil Marsh
We ignore you utterly, I.B.
li.E.A.
Here’s one for you. We knew
there were a lot of alphabetical
administrations in the country, but
we didn’t know this one. R.E.A.
Tired of guessing? It stands for
“Rural Electrification Adminis
tration.” It also stands for a lit
tle matter of $100,000,000 which is
going to be used in bringing the
advantages of electric power to
farm communities.
With electrical labor saving de
vices on the farm, the farmer is
going to be enabled to not raise
larger crops than ever for the
AAA.
# * «
They’re using your column for
an anaesthetic over at the infirm
ary, Barney. They let the patient
read it, then as soon as he’s passed
out the doctor can operate. “In
nocent Bystander — quicker and
cheaper than ether.”
* # *
Dead Kitty
On the night that Jimmy Walker
arrived back in N’Yawk, the me
tropolis was jarred by its first
earthquake since 1925, the year
debonair Jimmy went into office
as mayor.
Those weren’t earthquakes.
Those rumblings were coming
from the Tammany tiger who was
i rolling over on his back, trying to
! get people to believe that he was
dead.
Skull Scrubbing
We’ve heard lots of jokes about
“getting your head fixed,” but
imagine our surprise to find out
that such things can be done. At
the University of California, two
surgeons treat cancers and infec
tions of the skull by actually cut
j ting out the bad section, scraping,
: boiling and sterilizing it. In can
jeer, the renovated piece of booe
i may be clamped back in place at
, once. In case of infections, how
j ever, the surgeon has to wait un
til all traces of infection have dis
j appeared from the brain cavity.
| (We like that phrase, “brain cavi
j ty.” It reminds us of Clark),
i Sometimes it takes weeks for the
infection to disappear, but when
; it does, the cleaned and polished
j area of bone may be refitted into
the opening.
We can't help wondering if they
nail the bones back onto the skull,
j or if they use glue. Can any blos
I soming young medico give us a bit
I of advice along this line? Address
all communications to "The Marsh
| of Time ward 7 Lane county
psychopathic hospital."
* * * I
And while we’re talking about
medicine, it probably wouldn’t hurt
to mention the fact that 2,500,000
operations are performed in Amer
ican and C anadian hospitals every
year. More damn blood!
! * « *
From the S. t . Trojan: Those
who defend the constitution had
hotter do so by making the consti
tution meet the needs of modern
times. V hungry man walking the
streets without a job is not much
interested in tradition.
Pearls of wisdom, my Tory
t friends pearls of wisdom. During
the 150 years that the constitu
tion has lived, the people have con
stantly changed and shifted to new
frontiers for adjustment. Now the
last frontier is gone, and at last
the country must shift to adjust
itself to the people. Can this be
done without changing the consti
tution ?
A moot question. Very moot in
deed. May we assure you that we
will absitively not be embroiled in
a political beef for being so un
wise as to air our views on the
subject. Answer the question
yourself, then we’ll all be happy.
❖ sis si:
xysld, sm-&4 . . . Pardon us,
friends. Clark just walked in. He
affects us that way.
Innocent ❖
Bystander;
By BARNEY CLARK
Waltz me around again,
Willie!
We are mighty indebted to the
Marshmallow for printing the
name of his “cubralibra cocktail”
yesterday, since when he intro
duced it the other eve it sounded
strangely like “'s -coodeleeger cod
dle.” Strange, isn't it?
Here’s one of the delicious
little surprises that life has in
store for ns all. Some time ago
a gentleman called Bernard
Klicks took a psychology book
out of the reserve. He was sit
ting in the libe reading the thing
and ran a little over his time.
The attendant stuck his head in
the room and trumpted in a loud
voice,
“Will Mr. Iilicks please return
‘The Unadjusted Girl!’”
There was a minor riot.
The army in the person of tlr
Scabbard & Blade pledges de
scended on the campus yesterday
Pete Brooks armed himself wit!
a sabre several sizes too large fo
his frail frame, and nearly lost ai
ear swinging the strange weapon
Hugh McCreadie, making t h <
rounds of the Side in a gala mood
moved in on a young lady win
caught his eye. The lady provei
coy, refusing to tell Hugh her las
name. Hugh was daunted am
moved away, h i s well-knowi
charm considerably dented. If 1
will be of any use to Hugh, w
can inform him that the gal i
Phyllis Baldwin, soph in journal
ism.
* * *
The massive mind of the By
stander has revolved ponderously
again, churning out another epi
gram. Look!
“Too many people confuse
ignorance with innocence!”
On second thought, that may
not be an epigram, but it is most
certainly a fact!
* * *
The Marshmallow just popped :'i
the door and braced Lucas abou
writing an edit, blasting the 12:11
late permission.
“Why?” says Old Brass-face.
“Cause I got soaked a six-bi
fine for keeping a female out over
time the other night. A cent :
minute . . . wow!”
“What’s the matter,” we quip
“Wasn’t it worth it?”
"Nah,” growls the Marshmallow
“That’s what I’m sore about!”
Sir Galahad, streamline model!
$ •!• :i
TERSE VERSE
“The virtuous maiden's life is
tame,
But she gels her man with a
waiting game.
With crafty eye she stalks her
prey,
And when he’s hooked, lie’s
hooked to stay!”
Air Y’ ❖
❖ Listenin’
By James Morrison
Emerald of the Air
Members of the cast of “The
Queen’s Husband,” Guild theater
play to be presented tonight and
Saturday night will be heard in
skits from the production over
KORE this afternoon at 3:45.
The Air Angle
Paul Whiteman has endowed the
first museum of modern American
music, which is to be established
at Williams college in Williams
tov/n, Massachusetts. In an effort
to supply talented youth with a
central institution devoted to the
art of arranging, radio broadcast
ing, composing, and playing jazz,
Paul, considered America's fore
most orchestra leader and inter
preter of music in the modem
idiom, has turned over to the col
lege a comprehensive collection of
scripts, arrangements, orchestra
tions, records, and instruments il
lustrative of the development of
the modern band.
A condition of the gift is that
it shall be of access without charge
to every qualified person interested
in the study of American music —
from the negro's combining form
of English ballad and jungle
rhythm, through the eras of rag
time, fox-trot, and “hot brass,” to
the blue notes and suavity of to
day's dance tunes.
Chicago furnished the inspira
■ tion for “A Little Birch Canoe,”
• cne of Lee S. Roberts’ most sue
. cessful songs. It was based' on an
i episode in Lincoln park, Chicago.
1 Page Mr. Roberts; maybe a squint
i at our own millrace would give
. him inspiration for a hot tune.
> * * *
This week promises to be a very
1 busy one at Willamette park as
• there is scheduled to appear three
- outside bands. On Friday night
1 the well known and popular Jirn
i mie Dierickx will strut his stuff
- before the microphone. On Satur
■ ciay night Boots Grant will bring
> in his Salem orchestra to demon
■ sfrate how the Salem people like
their music played, and on Sun
day afternoon from 4:30 to 7:30
and Sunday evening, because of
the many requests for a return
Send the Emerald to your friends.
Subscription rates $2.50 a year.
engagement, Jack Mills is bringing
his large band back again.
ISBC-CBS Programs Today
5:30 p. m. — Kellogg College
Prom.—Girls’ trio; Red Nichols
and his Pennies. KPO, KGW, KFi.
6:00 — Hollywood hotel. CBS
KSL.
7:00 — Campana's First Night
er. NBC-KPO.
Studebaker Champions w i t h
Richard Himber’s orchestra. KSL.
(Repeat broadcast at 9 o'clock.
KVI. KFRC, KOIN.)
7:30 — Elgin Campus Revue.
The Mills Bros., Hal Totten, and
Art Kassel and his Kassels in the
Air orchestra. Service from Chi
cago studio^ to KPO.
8:30 — Palmolive Beauty Box
theater. KGW.
10:15 — Norman Sper. Football
forecasts. KPO, KGW.
Goal Is Set
(Continued from Page One)
Plans for a library, student
union building and many other
such projects for which the
pledges were originally made were
not completed, except the fine arts
museum, and since these pledges
can legally be renewed, Mrs. Ger
linger hopes to raise part of the
needed fund in this manner.
Dean Karl W. Ontliank, also a
member of the faculty library com
mittee, is completing a leaflet to
be sent to all potential donors of
the fund. The pamplet will contain
a halftone etching of the room it
self, and an article illustrating
the purpose and a description in
detail of the browsing room. There
will also be a short letter explain
ing the request for donations and
asking suggestions for a name for
the memorial reading room. Infor
mation will be sent “key” people
of organized alumni groups to
orient them with the need for suf
ficient funds to furnish the reading
room.
A contribution from the alumni
holding association has been made
to help meet the expenses of car
rying on the campaign.
A series of winter lectures, also
a repetition of former means of
raising funds, is to be held in Port
land under the direction of the
University Mothers’ club there.
These lectures, at which University
faculty members will speak,
arouse interest in the University
and, as Dr. Ernst remarked, “have
appetizing value.”
The committee of the Friends of
the Library is composed of faculty
librarty committee members and
prominent townspeople.
OPENING TONIGHT
THE
University Theatre
Presents
__ _ _ __ A Sparkling Drawing Room Comedy
6 THE By Robert Sherwood
Queen’s Husband’
Under Direction of
OTTILIE TURNBULL SEYBOLT
JOHNSON HALL
8 P. M.
Reserved Seats 50c General Admission 35c
Call 3300, Local 210 for Information or Reservations
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