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Admiral’s Lament
]^A\ Ab affairs have been making quite a
splash in the news recently, with the
war maneuvers of the United States in the
Pacific, -Japan’s notification that she does
not want to renew the conditions of the
Washington treaty, and the investigations
ol some of the “big shots” of the munitions
industry.
Past experience has proven that the big
fellows must use tact in choosing a location
tor holding large scale naval maneuvers,
games, and demonstrations.
Plans ol the U. S. Navy department at
first provided for the. holding of our battle
demonstration in the Pacific between Hawaii
and Japan, almost within striking distance
of the latter. Vigorous protests from various
groups resulted.
* Change the scene to the Atlantic. Europe,
ifhroiigh some remote twist of the imagina
if,1ion, might even think we were coming to
collect the debt from file: last war. Only h’in
[■ land need not fear.
r South America lias not yet sufficiently
| recovered from the effect of the change of
policy made by the New Deal. Most of the
damage, however, was done before 1 !);!:>. .lust
beiore the close of the iloovei* administra
tion. quite a furore was caused in one of the
smaller towns on the coast of Chile with I he
sighting ot two I nited State's cruisers on a
friendly tour around South America.
Yes, it’s becoming a hard matter to de
cide where to hold all these' displays of our
might. Maneuvers in our own hack yard soon
grow tame, lor they have already been map
peel emt for years. The re'torl to such a state
inesnt is what else is needed for a “eledYn
sive” wag.
“Oh where shall 1 gei to play?,” wails
the navy.
Gan It Be?
TVTTANS and editorial eolumus of the' Em- j
era Id have, for the past few weeks, hee'ii I
fiHeel with facts and figures preaching the'
neeel l< r and heralding the' possihililv of a
ne*w student union lniileling for the' Duiver
sitv eil Oregon. As yet, not enie' other \ eiie'e'
representnt i ve ol t he' students lias been
raist'el in support of the student union move
ment.
Can it he' that Oregon students eh> not
want a stuelent union? Can it he that Oregon
sliulents are* not liivel of holding eemimitte'e
meetings in antiquated classpemms ami emlel
hase'iue'iits .’ ('an it lie that Oivgon stuele'iits
enjoy the' doe'eutrali/eel activity life of the'
campus, with publication eiffiees se'jmrate'el
by tliree hleie-ks. and alumni auel stueh'iit of
five's equally as disassociated? No. The' Km
erald feels that students of the University
want a student union. No other conclusion
can be drawn.
But something- more than mere words
must be used in the drive.to provide an ade
quate student activity center. The Emerald
has published figures which show that funds
for such a project might bo obtainable. The
Emerald has printed statements of influen
cial faculty members and I’niversity officials
which show that a student union proposal
would meet with no opposition from that
quarter. Now, it is up to you—the students
of the University of Oregon. Do you want a
student union?
“Council Votes to Move Eire Truck,”
says a Register-Guard headline, it should
be a seven-alarm fire by now.
Ex-president Herbert Hoover says the
NRA should he abolished because it builds up
monopolies. After all, Hoover should speak
with authority on helping “big business.”
French Foreign Minister Laval and Sov
iet Foreign Commissar Litvinoff have their
heads together trying to make peace in East
ern Europe permanent. All they have to do
is convince all the other nations that the
Franco-Russian alliance is right.
The Passing Show
BOLSHEVIK EDUCATION
rT''HE New York American has made a perfectly
horrendous discovery. Most of America's out
standing educators and college presidents are
bolsheviks.
Included arc John Dewey, Chancellor Chase
of New York University, President Graham of
North Carolina, President Hutchins of Chicago,
President Neilson of Smith, President Wilkins of
Oberlin, Dean Russell of Teachers College, Co
lumbia; Professor Counts of the same school,
Dean Withers of the School of Education at New
York University, and Robert L. Kelly, secretary
of the Association of American Colleegs.
Now every reader of the Hearst press knows
that bolsheviks have beards, and carry bombs in
their left hands. How have these gentelmen man
aged so long to keep their true character hidden
while teaching communism to American youth ?
Watch closely. In Moscow, the Hearst press
has discovered, there is a State university. The
State university has a summer session. The sum
mer session has an Anglo-American section. The
Anglo-American section has an American ad
visory organization. The American advisory or
ganization is the Institute of International Edu
cation. The Institute of International Education
lias a national advisory council.
And these nefarious gentlemen are on that
advisory council.
Could anything be clearer ?
Secretly, advertising only in the magazines
and circulating their literature through such ob
scure travel agencies as Cook's, these educators
have been enticing American students to Mos
cow—
“Obviously,” says the New York American in
a front-page editorial, “for the purposes of mak
ing adept communist propagandists out of them.”
As people who think we mop our brows, stag
gered.
Nevertheless, one good plot deserves another,
and now we'll tell one.
Wicked though they are, these educators
merely serve on a council for an organizatoin
■vhich advises the Anglo-American section of the
summer session of a state university in Warsaw.
The gentlemen we wish to expose are worse,
worse. They have accepted money from the soviet
government to give it advice on how to build up
the soviet union.
One of them was adviser to the soviet auto
trust in building the automobile factory at Gorki.
He is a Detroiter whose name is Henry Ford.
Another is Percy H. Johnston, governor of the
Bankers Club and chairman of the board of the
Chemical Bann and Trust Company. He is a di
rector of the Electric Auto-Bite of Toledo, also
a paid adviser of the soviet auto trust.
Then there is the chap who, like so many of
these dangerous foreigners, hails from Pitts
burgh. His Koppers Construction company has
taught the soviets how to build coke ovens. His
name is Andrew Mellon.
A family known as the du Fonts helped the
soviet fertilizer trust build its fertilizer plants.
The R. C. A. accepted a contract to advise on
radio matters. Among its directors are Cornelius
Bliss and Major General James G. Harbord. Both
these bolsheviks are on the boards of Bankers
Trust and N nv York Life.
Likewise among the conspirators is Owen D.
Young, whose International General Electric ac
cepted money to advise the Soviet Electro-Tech
nical trist.
And, lest we forget, one of the concerns which
has been doing business with the Nationalizers
of Women at Moscow is the American Metal
Company.
One of the directors on the American Metal
is Edward H. Clark, representing the interests of
one William Randolph Hearst.
We offer this bigger and better bolshevik plot.,
free ot charge, to the Hearst press. New York
Post.
Prc-Medical
(Continued front Path' One)
sufficient equipment to make such
courses feasible without great ad
ditional expense, and
WHEREAS, the University is
the, logical school for advanced
courses in pure science inasmuch
;>s the schools of social science and
arts and letters already at the Uni
versity furnish the additional edu
rational balance which pre-medical
students and others majoring in
science desire,
THEREFORE, we, the regis
tered pre-medical students of the
University of Oregon, through the
undersigned officers of the pre
mcdieal society, hereby respectful
ly petition that the science depart
ment of the University be enlarged
and courses restored so that the
formerly established curriculum l>e
again available to science students
of the University, for reasons
above set forth.
A p p r o v e d and unanimously
passed by the pie-medical students
of the University of Oregon pres
ent in meeting this lbth day of
May, 15)35.
tSiguedi Max G. Carter,
President
John Derbyshire,
Vice-president
Jean Walker,
Sec.-Treasurer.
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Hand Will Day
Coach Bill Hayward has the i
events of the meet timed to the do- j
gree and expresses himself as well
p 1 e a s e d with ceremonies. Don
Thomas and Thomas Stoddard,
student chairman and manager of
the meet, have arranged the pro
gram, the Olympic parade, the vic
tory ceremonies, and welcome the
contestants.
The University hand will he in
the stand: and will play several
marche. during the parade.
Anything Goes
- - By Dick Watkins
COLLEGIAN A — In a poll of
favorite radio programs, conduct
ed at U.C-L.A. by the campus
newspaper, the Daily Bruin, the
student body voted Guy Lombardo
as their favorite dispenser of dance
music: Paul Whiteman, for con
cert jazz bands; Lawrence Tib
bett, best maie singer and Grace
Moore, most popular woman'sing
er .. . the famous Notre Dame U.
Glee Club is going to broadcast its
next week’s concert from coa&t-to
coast, over the CBS . . . when the
PRINCETON lads held their an
nual May Houseparty Weekend,
corresponding somewhat to Ore
gon's Junior Weekend, they cer
tainly made sure there was enough
dance music to go around ... to
keep their 700 gal partners amused
for the ruckus, they hired 16 or
chestras from N.Y., started danc
ing at 11 p. m. and kept going till
5 a. m., apparently not bothered
in the least by any 12:15 curfews
. . . Owell . . . such is life . . .
RECOMMENDED DISCS — In
case some of you are thinking of
sinking some cold cash into new
records, here are a few choice ones,
just released by the VICTOR out
fit .. . JAN GARBER on “In the
Middle of a Kiss”; with the New
Mayfair orchestra on the reverse,
on “With All My Heart and Soul”
. . . EDDIE DCCHIN on “Moon
light and Violins” and “At Last,”
(both tunes from the Earl Car
roll’s popular “Sketch Book of
1935” . . . two by BENNY GOOD
MAN’S band, “You’re a Heavenly
Thing,” and “Restless,” . . . the
smooth music-of RICHARD HIM
BER’S orchestra is heard again
“In the Twinkling of an Eye,” and
"Reckless,” while RAY NOBLE
has made a wax revival of those
two hardy perennials, “Time on
My Hands,” and “Goodnight, Sweet
heart” ... we personally hand the
Record-of-the-Month title to JACK
HYLTON for his Decca recording
of the beautiful “Kashimiri Love
Song,” (Lest than the dust) . . .
a gem of an orchestration if ever
there was one . . . Series 2 . . . RE
MEMBER WHEN — Maurice Che
valier made his film debut in “In
nocents cf Paris,” and smashed all
existing records for a long run pix ?
. . . when Rudy Valentino, over
night became U. S. matinee idol
No. 1 in the “Shiek,” and set the’
pace for years to come ? . . . when
Jan Kicpura, a virtually unknown
young Polish operatic tenor
amazed the entire film world by
ringing up an all time high-water
mark in “Be Mine Tonight” , . .
and how the British film producers
capitalized on this initial success
to turn out other nuggets such as
“Private Lives of Henry the 8th,”
etc., with which to invade the po
tent U. S. market ? . . . when
Myrna Loy was premiere villain
ous of the silver screen and was
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Karloff, Lugosi f
On CBS Tonight
By George Bikman
Emerald Radio Editor
Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi
are to be featured on Hollywood
Hotel in a radio preview of the
motion picture adaptation of Poe’s
“This Raven” over the Columbia
network tonight at 5. Dick Powell,
Anne Jamison, Frances Langford
and Raymond Paige’s orchestra
v/ill be heard as usual.
So many people yesterday ac
cused us of writing that lovely fan
letter ourselves that wc simply
must deny it publicly. It really was
a real letter, as authentic as rep
resented. Just ask Bob Moore. So
there.'
Thomas Bryan George, who will
bring the running description of
the Kentucky Derby to CBS listen
ers, received a letter from an ard
, ent lisLener to sports broadcasts
I the other day. It read: “If you will
take me to the Derby, I’ll guaran
tee the winning horse will say:
'Hello, Mom, It was a turf race,
but I won’.”
Emerald Workers
Will Hold Banquet
The annual Emerald banquet will
he held June 5 at the Del Rey cafe,
William Phipps, editor', and Grant
Theummel, business manager, an
nounced yesterday.
Everyone who has worked on the
Emerald will be invited the two
said.
Committees are being named to
take charge of the various parts of
the evening’s events. The banquet
will be free.
Violinists to Present
Recital Monday Night
Vivian Malone and Ruthalbert
Wolfenden, violinists, are to be pre
sented in recital at the school of
music auditorium next Monday
evening at 8 o’clook.
; Accompanists for the musicians
are to be Betty Wilson and Mary
Field. Miss Wolfenden is to play
Vitali’s "Chaconne” and Miss Ma
lone is to play selections by Kreis
ler, Bach, and Saint-Saens.
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— -;— By Frederic S. Dunn r - —
Timmy Swore They
Were Toadstools
There is a rule embedded some
where in the canons of literature,
that it is unseemly to take the
name of one’s peer in vain attempt
to humorize him. I would shrink
from offending against that law.
if I did not know Timothy Cloran
to be the "good sport” he is and to
be keenly appreciative of humor
even when it boomerangs. The
Acts of our Apostles have never
yet been written in full, and noth
ing could I enjoy better than to
play a Barnabas to our own Saint
Tim.
That, however, would make a
book. Delta Gamma used almost
to live at our home, though it is
not written in their book of mem
ory how I would sometimes take
to my bed in order that they might
carry off every suit clothes I had
for their stunts. And the anecdotes
with which those u.(j. s would re
gale us—for instance of how Ore
gon's premiere actress, Janet
Young, once ventured into one of
Doctor Cloran's French classes,
wearing a large brimmed bat. Said
Timothy, in that treble-clef drawl
of his, “And now will the lady un
derneath the canopy read the next
paragraph.”
The true story which I am pre
suming to tell is of Timmy’s pre
Oregon days when he and.Profes
sor Louis Henderson were still ir.
Idaho, associates on the Faculty
at Moscow. In the course of inter
change of social events, Doctor
and Mrs. Henderson entertained a
number of University people at
dinner, among them Professor and
Mrs. Cloran. It was in Tim’s
younger days when his appetite
was good and he could relish both
quality and quantity at a feast.
And it surely was a feast, the
menu comprising some deliciously
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changed some good-humored ban
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“I suppose,” said Timothy, bal
ancing a juicy bit on his fork,
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genuine toad-stools.”
“Oh, yes,” was the bland re
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Um-m-m, but they were good!
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