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Oregon’s Day
\X/"ITH the cutting- of the string which for years
’ ’ has held the Trojan jinx over Oregon football
elevens, Prink Callison and his determined Webfoot
gridiron machine confidently await this afternoon’s
clash with Southern California.
No longer in the shadow of defeatism, the Ducks
after turning in a great victory over Oregon State
will meet the men of Troy on an even psychological
basis. Today’s fray should be decided -barring the
breaks of the game, of course—upon the mastery of
the art of football.
Oregon, with its enviable season’s record, stands
to break the touchdown drought long enforced by
the henchmen of Howard Jones. Southern California,
no longer the supermen of the gridiron, will be
fighting harder than ever before to uphold the fast
fading semblance of the prestige she once enjoyed.
It is Oregon’s year. Team performances and com
parative scores point conclusively to a glorious Web
foot victory. A loyal, united student body knows
Oregon has the better football team, and expects
Oregon to win.
If by some chance Oregon has an "off-day” or
the Trojans play over their heads to come out with
the larger score, Oregon still knows it has a great
football outfit a combination that is better than
the best that U.S.C. can muster.
A Sculptor Speaks
OINCE, in these times of economic breakdown and
^ monetary turmoil, there has come upon the peo
ple as a whole a growing distrust of tiro materialist
ic way of life, and an increasing drift toward the
sounder foundations offered by the arts, greater in
terest than formerly will greet the lecture of Lor
ado Taft Monday night.
And Mr, Taft, who is one of the foremost sculp
tors of the day, will well repay the attention of his
listeners. He has the reputation of being an easy
and fluent speaker, spicing his words with humor,
and witli the happy facility if converting the feel
ing he expresses in his sculpture into terms of the
spoken word. Jt may easily be that his lecture will
bring to more than a, few of his listeners a deeper
anil truer appreciation of art, an appreciation that
will broaden the scope of their enjoyments greatly
and measurably enrich tHeir lives.
It is an opportunity that is not to bo passed by
lightly, in the pursuit of more trivial entertainment.
Don't miss it. Your student body card may be a
passport into a new world of enjoyment, now un
known to you.
Henry Ford and Vagrant
Genius
XTI/HAT’S this, Mr. Henry Ford? Really now you
should look into things before you let that
mouth of yours tumble forth such witless Panglos
sian placebo.
Surely you knew that horrid man was going to
publish those utterances, that folk the country over
would cup eager ears when a man of your industrial
star became oracular. You knew that Collier’s week-1
iy would give a big spread In its November 10 issue !
to your talk of the future, "This Is the Duy of Op- j
portunity."
You know you could have kept quiet rather than
exclaim:"Why those homeless boys, tlioso boys rid
ing around in box cars. That’s where we are going to
get the new inventions. Why it’s the best education i
in the world for thoso boys, that traveling around, j
They get more experience in a few months than they |
would in years at school."
I’ll bet you kicked yourself, Mr. Ford, or were
your statements premeditated? Wo won't broadcast i
it but we know that your contribution to society
was the Model-T, and that you have been taking it
easy ever since, putting your capital in the trust of !
younger hands. And we can believe that in the hours ;
of leisure your wealth affords you’ve taken a
scholarly immersion into the problem of vagrant t
youth. You know, it’s a pretty pressing question
right now. In fact, Mr. Ford, half the graduate
students in sociology in this country today are doing
their masters’ theses on this very state of affairs.
You are to he envied, Mr. Ford. You can retire
to your forest sanctuary, surround yourself with
every intellectual pabulum, and tackle the problem
with a scholarly earnestness. Being an industrialist
you are probably nearer the root of the matter than
we are. In the rush of the times in which we youth
find ourselves blocked, we must rely for our infor
mation upon periodicals, matter written passionately
for the most part, statistics and such, and case
records—dislocated stuff, too, that isn’t comprehen
sible in our social scheme, lacking the calmness that
Dr. Pangloss would put to it.
Bear stories all, and so much bosh, these fear3
of the sociologists that the homeless children of
America may band in marauding wolf-packs, like
the post-war Bezprizomi- 750,000 homeless Russian
children, many of who n lived in the old sewers and
cellars of Moscow and Petrograd. Why, man, there
are now only two or three hundred thousand wand
ering children in the United States! We forget, Mr.
Ford, but weren’t you a tramp of some sort; and
one day with the assistance of a few kindred raga
muffins didn't you haul forth the first spluttering
Model-T from your box car laboratory?
It’s a glorious experience these homeless boys
and girls are having. And he was only the pitiful
exception—that forlorn waif of twelve who was
found after existing for months in a grimy subwa.y
tunnel, picking at peelings and refuse for his daily
sustenance. It was for his soul and body’s good,
though. He’ll do great things, for he has had the
“best education in the world.”
And we college students are suffering under a
misapprehension. Our schooling is only a spiritual
self-excitement. We should be out on the broad high
ways learning how we may really contribute to the
advance of civilization.
For Tyro Statesmen
'T'HE National Institute of Public Affairs is
pioneering- a new era for youth in governmental
and political fields through the establishment of the
interneship plan. The plan offers selected college stu
dents and graduates practical training in the human
elements of government and politics. The winners of
appointments to the institution's laboratory at
Washington, D. C. will be instructed by a staff of
outstanding social science professors for a two
month period, and will each serve as an apprentice
to a government official.
At first glance it may appear inconsequental that
only four candidates will be selected from Oregon to
vie for appointments. On the other hand, it is a def
inite recognition of the ability of youth. It is a
movement designed to train young men to compe
tently face and solve the constantly changing gov
ernmental and political problems. It is a small, but
progressive step toward the preparation of American
youth for practical governmental administration.
The interneships are opportunities which should
not find closed doors at this University.
The Passing Show
Whither Do We Go?
OIXTY-SIX years from now, the world will be en
^ tering into its third thousand years of existence
wince the birth of our Lord. How many of us living
today will still be living to welcome that epochal
time ? For it is epochal when we stop to consider
what great and far-reaching changes have occurred
during the past two thousand year. Who. two
thousand years ago, would have thought that their
descendants would be riding about in automobiles
at unheard of, undreampt of speeds; would have
been travelling around the world in less than a
week; hearing people speak thousands of miles away
from them with no medium but the atmosphere
between them ?
i ne worm mis gradually oecome accustomed to
these marvels of science so that we scarce stop to
think of even the greatest wonders. The only way a
modern person could truly realize the innumerable
benefits civilization has conferred upon him. would
be if he were suddenly transported to some country
wheie all the conditions of living approximated those
of Europe, say in six or seven hundred A. D. Those
were the dark ages—Roman culture had practically
disappeared the people led a hand to mouth exist
ence, living in wretched hovels, half clothed in non
descript rags, and periodically ravaged by fearsome
and devasting diseases. Gradually with the cessation
of the barbarian invasions Europe began once more
to become organized, the feudal system arose, form
ing a nucleus about which the elements of civili
zation and culture gathered. That march of progress
which has culminated in our life today had definite
ly begun.
Many educated and cultured people today believe !
we have reached the pinnacle of our present era of
civilization; that we are about to tumble headlong
into chaos; to return to a period of life approximat
ing the dark ages. Even Paris at the time of Louis
XIV, the great French king, had no system of sani
tation or drainage; everything was thrown out into
the middle of the street and left to rot there until
it disappeared. Just imgaine walking along a street
today, and hearing someone shout, “Ware below";
we would not know what to expect was coming, but,
in former times they would promptly have clucked
for shelter, because it meant that a bowl of slop
was being dumped into the street. If the unwary pe
destrian was not fast enough to move, he got it in
lhe neck. And to think today, that the harrassed
pedestrian can sue for damages, the autoist who
merely splashes him with a little dirty water! Such ;
in graphic terms is the advance of civilization.
Is the coming thousand years going to see the
world return to a period of civilization contempor
ary to that of a thousand years ago, or is the uni- 1
verse going on to a new era of progress and pros
perity. That i.- the question thousands of people ate
asking today. Some say yes, others, no. Yet very
few of them realize one very significant fact—that
at no time in the world’s history has every part of
it been living in a manner akin to that of the dark
ages during the dark ages in Europe, there was
i very decided degree of culture and learning in the
Byzantine Empire centered at Constantinople. Simul
taneously India and China were arriving at new
peaks in their civilizations. Today the whole world
knows what, is going on next door to it and it is
nost unlikely that one part will be civilized and the
lext in a state of barbarity. The world is advancing
md will advance still farther.—McGill Daily.
The Day’s
Parade
By PARKS HITCHCOCK
Britain's Dole
Finnish Deportation
^RITICS who spend their time
J attacking America’s relief pro
gram might do well to cast an eye
across the Atlantic to the expens
es which John Bull incurs in relief
for the destitute. With but one
third of the population of the Unit
ed States, what England has paid
out by the Royal Exchequer alon_,
totals upwards of $7,200,000,000
since 1920. This is merely the fed
eral government’s disbursements
to which must be added another
good sized sum from local relief
agencies.
Slum Clearance Gains
Of this sum the housing slum
clearance program got $2,000,000,
000, old age pensions another two
billion, and health insurance $500,
000,000. To the dole has gone $2,
100,000,000 and the unemployment
insurance snared another $600,
000,000.
No Complaints Offered
And in spite of this staggering
total the British do not seem to
complain, but on the other hand
are now planning further and more
exteensive relief plans which will
dwarf Uncle Sam's per capita ex
penditure.
Unemployment Insurance
Of course, the great boon to la
bor problems, and in ordinary times
the arrangement that keeps the
unemployment problem out of the
headlines is the famous unemploy
ment insurance. All regularly em
ployed laborers make certain set
payments per month to the gov
ernment, then in case they are laid
off they are supported from the
general fund. For instance, per
sons who have made 30 payments
during the last two years are en
titled to draw benefits for 26 weeks
out of the year. If insurance rights
are exhausted before the policy
holders return to work they are
immediately transferred to a tem
porary status where they are sup
ported by a government protec
tionary fund.
F. D. May Adopt This Plan
It is some such plan that Frank
lin Roosevelt has promised Ameri
can labor. The chief objection to
this program by the diehards is
that it tends to a socialization of
labor and gives the government
too much control over the employ
er-employee situation. To our
mind such a situation is highly to
be desired.
npHE U.S.S.R. has found an ex
cellent method for solving the
problem of unrest along the Fin
nish border. Longfellow’s "Evan
geline" is being re-enacted with
Russians and Finns as protagon
ists in the little known districts of
Northern Russia.
Evangeline in the North
As the British deported the cit
izens of Arcadia in the American
poet’s piece, so the Soviet is de
porting all people of Finnish blood
to a new settlement in Southern
Siberia. Over 12,000 persons are
estimated to have been moved in
the last few months
Baltic Disturbances Feared
Russia has always been a little
worried about the danger of the
fomentation of disorder and ill feel
ing between herself and the Baltic
states and this is one of her moves
to eliminate any such possibili
ties.
Innocent
Bystander
By BARNEY' CLARK
rjPHlS is sorta to serve notice
that maybe once in a while we
will write this thing. Perhaps on
alternate Tuesday's (the maid's
night off).
People have said to us, “Clark,
why the hell don’t you write
that col. again?” and we have
blushed prettily and said noth
ing. We were pleased, though
that some of the Oldest Inhabi
tants still remembered us.
So here we are. batting merrily
away at our bow-legged old Royal
lplug). Y’ou see the depths to
which vanity will drag a man, and
what our mother is going to say
about it all we don't know.
Anyway, we have had quite
some fun around the office late
ly. Hitchcock had a brainstorm
the other eve and went rushing
around, clipping screwy head
lines out of college papers, like
"CHEST SUPPORT
IS REQUESTED BY
PRESIDENT OF UN.”
Or,
COLLEGE WOMAN MAY FIND
jOOD opportunity in field
Park-, industriously pasted all U:.
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There’s No Quack Here
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Ancient Alumni in Session
By FREDERIC S. DUNN
J^IKE the full moon rising over
Judkin’s Point was the Alum
ni Association in ancient times, a
sober, dignified order. There were
no pajama parades to ruffle its
serenity, no bonfires to evoke one’s
repressed paganism, no referen
dums to profer their apples of
Sodom. The First Faculty was
still intact, the Alumni themselves
a sparse number, the Student
Body a few hebdomads only, and
inter - collegiate contests unheard
of. Technocracy had not wiggled
into our Eden.
During the graduating of the
University’s second class, an As
sociation was formed and a corps
of officers elected, including those
to participate in next year’s pro
gram. So, Commencement of 1880
saw its schedule amplified to ad
mit two new entrants in the name
of the Alumni and the introduc
tion of a scheme which continued
for just one year short of a score.
Wednesday afternoon was regu
larly dedicated to the ‘Alumni Ex
ercises’, while Thursday evening,
after the current class had been
duly released, was given over to
an ‘Alumni Reunion’ and banquet.
The so-called ‘Exercises’ fol
lowed a very formal procedure,
opening with the welcoming ad
dress by the Association’s Presi
dent. As the other performers had
been elected the previous year, the
President was free from much
other responsibility and therefore
distinctly chosen from an honor
ary consideration. The University
catalogs for many years carried
the ever lengthening roster of its
distinguished Alumni whose fel
lows had honored them with the
annual presidency.
Thereafter followed the Oration
(masculine) or Essay (feminine),
the Poem, and the Annals. As the
divine afflatus was not always vig
orous, the Poem was sometimes
omitted through default of the
elected incumbent. Joel N. Pearcy,
79, was frequently commandeered
to ‘pinch hit’ in this capacity, and
most creditably.
The Orator was selected from
the conspicuously intellectual and
from those who were by now in re
sponsible positions. The Associa
tion was rapidly acquiring a dis
tinguished personnel. The Alumni
were proud to display such as Dr.
Claiborne A. Woody, ’81, Editor of
the Pacific Baptist Advocate,
whose topic was ‘Robert Brown
ing’ and Prof. Mark Bailey, Jr.
'88, then of the University of
Washington, in a scholarly expo
sition of Pali literature.
The Annals tended toward the
humorous. Much laughter greeted
such wits as Cliff Wass, ’80, and
A. C. Woodcock, '83. Students of
those days roomed in private
homes, so the townspeople were
often regaled and amused, as were
the Alumni themselves, by the
quasi-scandal and farcical filings
that were chronicled as appertain
ing to former boarders.
And then a precipitate revolu
tion came in 1900.
(The next issue will contain
'THE ALUMNI REFORM’.)
clippings on the walls, and then
Phipps toddled in and nearly had
a set of china dishes. HE said it
wasn't dignified.
THIS evening, though, the edi
tor felt his dramatic ability
swelling up within him like
dried apples, and he essayed to
act like a dope-fiend. This
aroused Hitchcock’s competitive
instinct, so he threw a fit, and
lay down on the floor and rolled
around and foamed at the mouth
and walled his eyes. Parks has
a face for fits, anyway, and he
did the job up brown. Things
didn't quiet down for some time.
Mr. William Russell, sultan of
the Chi Psi citadel, gets his pleas
ure out of the simple things of
life. (No reflection on his dates.)
William himself told us that he
frequently turns on two showers,
one very hot, the other very cold,
and rushes back and forth between
them for a considerable period of
time. Then he steps out of the
showers and is immediately
"prickly" all over. His skin sticks
out in little goose-pimples all over
(as we get it) and the sensation
is delightful. He is very proud
about it all, but we are a trifle
doubtful.
* * *
VICE VERS A
“A sinful life
Is quick and unsure.
But it’s better than being
Pallidly pure!"
"Blended!—blendd with what?"
MISS BROUN SECRETARY
Betty Brown, member of the
women’s debate squad, has taken
the position of secretary to Frank
Levings. present forensic manager.
The position was held last year by
Mary Jane Jenkins, now enrolled
in Stanford uni.nrsity.
Roarin’ Past
By FULTON H.'TRAVIS
^?OMEN’S sports 1933—In a fast
exciting game marked by nu
merous fouls, the Independents
eked out a close win from the
Gamma Phis in an inter-house bas
ketball game Wednesday after
noon. (Need we comment?)
1913—“Making love, poking a
fire, and running a newspaper are
the three things which every man
thinks he can do better than the
other fellow," said O. C. Lerter,
city editor of the Oregonian, in a
talk to the journalism class Mon
day afternoon.
It can be done. Tiftan, Georgia,
(AP) . A south Georgia boy en
tered Georgia state college this fall
without ever having seen a foot
ball game.
Emden McCraine, of Willa
cooche. had heard a lot of the grid
iron game and wanted to play. He
went out in the freshman team
and the first game he saw was in
the opposing lineup.
McCraine was placed in the line
at guard and made the first scrim
mage touchdown of the game be
tween the freshmen and the Fitz
gerald high school.
(Somebody pu-lecze page Rip-1
ley!)
Must've had rough ideas—a |
committee of the Michigan state
senate 119131 has requested the
students of the University to re
frain from carrying pistols to cele
brate victories. (Well, why not?
The Indians celebrated by burning
them at the stake or curing the
scalps.
Football de-j pa..—some folk-—
“Shy” Huntington has not yet ac
cepted the one year contract which
was offered him by the student
body through the executive coun
cil last term. It is rumored he will
not renew his $4,000-a-year con
tract on a three year basis. (Jan.
13, 1923).
By DICK WATKINS
Praise be to Allah! Wonders will
never cease. At last a new orchest
ra has been started up in this band
barren campus, and bids fair to
gain quick recognition judging
from those jobs they already have
lined up, which include playing for
the Friday evening show at a local
theater, both yesterday and to
night at Willamette Park and for
the Rally dance to be held today
at the "Igloo.”
This news is the best that has
hit this town in many a month,
during which good dance music
has been as scarce as hen’s teeth
and mostly of a minus quality,
with only one band worthy of the
name on the campus, and that be
ing nothing to write home about.
Bandwagon”
This outfit, as yet nameless, will
feature a 10-piece combine, sax
trio, two trumpets, a trom, piano,
bass fiddle, guitar and drums, plus
a darn sweet male trio, with the
orchestrating being arranged by
ART HOLMAN and FRED MC
KINNEY. At their Friday night
theatre show, the far-famed AL
PHA. PHI TRIO will also be with
them, with that campus cowboy,
JIM EMMETT, ensconced in the
role of master of ceremonies.
A contest to name the band is
under way with everyone on the
campus eligible to try for the five
dollar cash prize offered for the
best name turned in, plus the honor
of having that name used by the
band as they cavort hither and
you. Just phone 565 and leave it
with ye above mentioned writer.
Emerald
of the Air
By GEORGE Y. BIKMAN
Bob Kehres. up-and-coming play
er of piano music on the campus,
will occupy the Emerald spotlight
this afternoon at 4:45. Bob. not
a newcomer on our broadcasts, is
listed to play several original com
positions, among which will be
“You're the Only One Left in the
World." “No Pretending," ‘My
Love Is Yours,” and his feature.
number, "I Only Ask Why." He'll
sing a few of the choruses, too.
Incidentally. Bob formerly played
on KGW and KEX. He was known
there as the “Radio Boy Friend."
Monday. Bob Garretson, a new
comer to the KORE audience, but
not to lovers of good music well
played, will make his debut. And
if he is as good as we’ve been led
to believe, it won't be his last ap
pearance.
“The Piano Tuner," a new dra
matic sketch with original Rom
berg music still in manuscript, will
be presented over an NBC nation
wide network this afternoon from
■5:00 to 6:00. This program will
be followed by the Radio City Par
ty broadcast which tonight will
(P/iL’se tutn to fajc 4)
Some of this is
PURE QUILL
By JIMMY MORRISON
THOSE Chi Psis are always
pulling off some deal or other.
Night before last, a couple of the
lads dumped a mattress out the
sleeping porch window. It hit with
a thud on a section of roof half
way down, and then bounced off
and came to rest on the grass be
low.
Then they lowered by a rope
some sheets and blankets that
evidently had been somebody's well
kept (?) bed, and dangled it in
front of a window where one of
the boys was disrobing. (No, for
the benefit of whom it may con
cern, it was not noticeable from
the street). The boy seemed a bit
irked when he apparently recog
nized the articles hanging out
there in the rain.
Senator Bluenose ) Label—
they still cal him Label be
cause he sticks so closely to
the bottle—is of the opinion
that you would never have
known a certain campus
heartbreaker had his p i n
planted the way he was light
ing up old flames on that dark
rally train car coming home
Sunday night.
That redhead, Signe Ras
mussen, who calls fraternities
“frats” is surely going strong.
Her latest attraction seems to
be the Fulton (Floyd Gibbons)
Travis. He’s the race model
who sometimes wears a black
patch over his eye when he's
out taking action pictures of a
football game.
Who was that campus freshman
who was seen leaving the Rex
theater at three o’clock yesterday
morning with an usher?
The managing editor must have
at some time been greatly inter
ested in horse races. Anyway, he
certainly scratches a lot of this
stuff.
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around w i t li o u t your
head—
Neither would you look
blindly for the pen you \
lost. t
z
advertise in
CLASSIFIED
for
RESULTS
You wouldn't walk
10c per line.
OREGON STUDENTS
Have your car serviced with
Flying A gas and Cycol Mot
or Oil at Ernie Danner's As
sociated Station.
Service With a Smile
Corner 10th and Olive
Phone 1765
dressmaking
PETITE SHOP
573 13th St. E. Phone 3208
“Style Right —Price Right"
All types of sewing. Eve
ning dress remodeling spec- :
iality. Reasonable prices
Mrs. B. Wise, 2479 Alder st.
Phone 115-W.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST: Green jade bracelet
near old libe. Finder call Em
erald classified office—Re- .
ward.
LOST: Black and silver
glasses case. Finder call M.
Nelson, 729.
TAP DANCING
Watch Tuesday’s paper for
announcement of free tap
dancing lessons. Call Jack
Hammond—318—for infor
mation.
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