An Independent University Daily PUBLISHED BY THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON University of Oregon, Eugene, Oregon EDITORIAL OFFICES: Journalism building. Phone .1300 Editor, Local 354; News Room and Managing Editor 355. BUSINESS OFFICE: McArthur Court, Phone 3300—Local 214. William E. Phipps Grant Thuemmel Editor Manager Malcolm Bauer Managing Editor EDITORIAL BOARD Parks Hitchcock, Barney Clark Assistant Editors Boh Moore, Robert Lucas, George Root, Fred Colvig, Henriette Horak, Winston Allard, J. A. Newton UPPER NEWS STAFF George Callas, JNews j&a. Clair Johnson, Sports Ed. Dan Clark, Telegraph Ed. Mary Louiee Edinger, Wo men’s Ed. Peggy Chessman, Society Ed. jimmy xviorrison^ numor r^u. Rgx Cooper, Chief Night Ed. George Bikman, Dick Watkins, Radio Ed. A1 Goldberg, Asst. Managing Ed. Day Editor This Issue Velma McIntyre EXECUTIVE REPORTERS: Ann-Rced Hums, Henriette Horak, Robert Eucas, Eugene Lincoln, Margery Kissling, Margaret Petsch. REPORTERS: Betty Shoemaker, Signe Rasmussen, Lois Strong, Jane Lagassee, Ilallie Dudrey. Betty Tubbs, Phyllis Adams, Doris Springer, Eugene Lincoln, Dan Maloney, Jean Crawford, Dorothy Walker, Bob Powell, Norman Smith, Henrietta Mummey, Ed Robbins. COPYREADERS: Margaret Ray, Wayne Harbert, Marjory O’Bannon, Lilyan Krantz, Laurene Brockscbink, Eileen Don aldson, Iris Franzen, Dairel Ellis, Colleen Cathey, Veneta Brous, Rhoda Armstrong, Bill Pease, Virginia Scoville, Bill Haight, Elinor Humphreys, Florence Dannals, Bob Powell. SPORTS STAFF: Caroline Hand, Bill Mclnturff, Earl Buck r.um, Gordon Connelly, Fulton Travis, Kenneth Kirtlcy, Paul Conroy, Don Casciato, Kenneth Webber, Pat Cassidy, Bill Parsons, Liston Wood. SOCIETY REPORTERS: Regan McCoy, Eleanor Aldrich, Betty Jane Barr. WOMEN’S PAGE ASSISTANTS: Regan McCoy, Betty Jane Barr, Ruth Hieberg, Olive Lewis, Kathleen Duffy. NIGHT EDITORS: Paul Conroy, Liston Wood, Scot George, Reinhart Knudson, Art Guthrie. ASSISTANT NIGHT EDITORS: Dorothy Adams, Betty Mc Girr, Genevieve McNiece, Gladys Battleson, Bctta Rosa, Louise Kruikman, Jean Pauson Ellamae Woodworth, Echo Tomseth, Jane Bishop, Dorothy Walker, Ethel Eyman. UPPER BUSINESS STAFF Eldon Haberman, Asst. Bus. Mgr. Fred Fisher, Adv. Mgr. Jack McGirr, Asst. Adv. Mgr. Dorris Holmes, Classified Mgr. Ed Labbe, Nat. Adv. Mgr. Janis Worley, Sez Sue. Virginia Wellington, Asst. Sez Sue Robert Creswell. Circ. .Mgr. Don Chapman, Asst. Cir. Mgr. Fred Heidcl, Asst. Nat’l. Adv. Mgr. ADVERTISING SOLICITORS: Robert Smith, John Do herty, Dick Reum, Dick Bryson, Frank Cooper, Patsy Neai, Ken Fly, Margaret Detch, Jack Enders, Robert Moser, Flor ence Smith, Bob Wilhelm, rat McKeon, Carol Auld, Robert Moser, Ida Mae Cameron. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official student publication of the University of Oregon, Eugene, published daily during the college year, except Sundays, Mondays, holidays, examination periods, all of December except the first seven days, all of March except the first eight days. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice, Eugene, Oregon. Subscription rates, $2.50 a year. Futility or Future? NOT sniffling Gloomy Guess, but men astute in matters of political science, have apprehended that Democracy in the United States is adrift in the polluting stream of machine politics, that real issues are laughed and clowned away in the three ring mummery of the big November show. It has been said that it no longer profits intelligent people to vote, that their ballots have the force of B-B shot against the armoured front of demagogic appeal. These things are hard to deny. And, too, it cannot be denied that candidates advance themselves with hazy policies, either not committing themselves on vital issues, or chiming in witli the popular clamor, which, it must he conceded, rarely directs for the popular welfare. Many candidates for office are keen in demo goguery. The demagogue isn't only the man with the desk-clerk smile and the over-eager hand-clasp; he is the man who finds it an effective hid to the popular iiking to cultivate an aristocratic mien; he is the man who, with little reserve, campaigns on the shout that he is the friend of the working man. But this is a day marked for history. This is a day when real issues bulge under misstatements. This will be the day when America will decide whether it will go Left with ballots, or Left with the violence which the strikes of the past year por tend so menacingly; this is the day when Oregon and America decide whether they will go the way that has offered a debatable social security in the past, with the promise of gradual improvement, or go along in the debatable security of an ordered capitalistic economy, or go at least half-a-hog to ward socialism. This is not an effort at overstatement. It is our solemn belief that today's election points the future of our country. This is a plea that intelligent persons go to the polls. Aii Obligation f | 'HE aftermath of a highly successful Dads’ day and Homecoming- celebration gives rise to an important need so far us the A.SiU.O. and the Uni versity are concerned namely, an important foot ball game with a major team of the Pacific coast conference. True, tiie financial advantage resulting by taking the so-called big games to Portland has been of vital necessity during the years of depression. The capac ity crowds which are drawn to sec Oregon teams in Multnomah stadium have been a salient factor in maintaing the financial equilibrium of the A.S.U.O. However, we feel that in all fairness to the Ore gon Dads and to the great mass of alumni whose al legience to the University is of utmost importance for future progress of the institution, they should be given nothing but the most colorful in gridiron en tertainment while they are on the campus. The occasions upon which we depend to develop the bond between the University and those most essentia] to its welfare are Dads' day and Home coming’ It is only at those times that we have an op portunity to impress upon the Dads and grads the needs and problems of the university, and to arouse their interest in the activities in which the campus participates. We cannot expect to draw these persons to the campus in the numbers which we desire if we do not give them the best that the great drawing card— football—offers. If it is impossible to have more conference games i at home, then at least we make the plea that one big league contest be brought to the campus for Homecoming, and that it be scheduled more than a week before or after a Portland game. ti “National Questions Myth to Senior Senator," says an Oregonian headline. Just another reason for congressional inefficiency, no doubt. f The Passing Show A Strange Aroma rT"'HERE'S a strange oaeur about the U.C.L.A. in cident which has culminated in the suspension of five students, including the student body presi dent. According to the United Press, Provost Ernest C. Moore, in a public statement, charged "the stu dents paid no attention to the wishes of President Robert G. Sproul of the University of California, who did not desire them to hold a campus forum on next week's state election and held a meeting dis cussing the forum.” However, at a recent Berkeley mass meeting in Wheeler auditorium, Dr. Sproul himself acted as chairman, serving in a strictly nonpartisan basis, and giving an accredited representative of each can didate opportunity to present his case to the stu dents. The forum was so successful and significant of the University's official attitude of political neu trality that our student body president was moved to issue the following statement: “This affair makes us proud we have a man like President Sproul who is anxious for the dissemination of thought by free thinkers and free speakers.” Further confusion and doubt is added by the fol lowing item from Te Daily Bruin of October 25: “Unanimous approval of a plan advanced by Pro vost Moore to have two open campus debates on the gubernatorial campaign was voiced last night at the Student Executive meeting . . . Dr. Moore’s sanc tion of such a debate came largely as a result of a. similar action on the Berkeley campus. ‘This Univer sity,’ he said, ‘will do as Berkeley is doing. It will hold two three-cornered discussions on the political situation.’ ” But the student named chairman of the “three-cornered discussion” committee is one of those suspended! The Californian, if we were certain we knew the morbid details of the whole incident, would be tem pted to laugh at Provost Moore’s “public statement” concerning the “National Student League, a com munistic organization which has bedeviled the Uni evrsity for some time,” and also his charge that the five “were using their offices to destroy the Univer sity by handing it over to communists.” However, we find it impossible to believe that any employee of the University could offer those flimsy complaints as an excuse to oust five student leaders. Frankly we question whether or not any five students in any University could have enough power and influence to “use their offices to destroy the University by handing it over to communists.” Good Lord! Imagine any campus were five students could pursue such a dire, fiendish policy—and “destroy” the University! If that condition actually prevails at U.C.L.A.—well, it must be an awfully queer campus! —University of California (Berkeley) Daily Califor nian. L.C.L.A'.—Liberal, Free, State npHE University of California at Los Angeles is very happy today with the announcement that freedom of speech and though no longer exists, at all times, on the southern campus. Yesterday, the student body president at U.C. L.A. was suspended from the university, along with four other students, for the period of one year. They were charged by the university’s provost with “us ing their student offices to destroy the university by handing it over to an organized group of Commu nistic students," while it was declared that the Na tional Students League, on the U.C.L.A. campus, is a “Communistic organization.’ Whether the charges be true, The Daily does not know and cannot say. Dr. Ernest Moore, provost, must have known what he was doing when he made public his decisions, must have had pretty god rea sons for the doing. However, one reads the news stories and learns that five students have been expelled from a public | institution for holding certain beliefs. At least four of the five were what comon parlance has labeled "student leaders." They were prominent in campus affairs, possessed certain opinions, and are no longer with the university. Perhaps the ousted individuals proved objection able beyond the point of pure Communism. If so, the authorities should so state in their official announce ment ot ihe proceedings. Hut to declare that, be i cause certain persons were “Communistic," they have been expelld from an American university, is | another thing. \\ helher we agree with so-called Communistic | ideas or not, and most of us do not, all realize that persecution does nothing greater than enable the I martyr to thrive. Is this American? Stanford Daily. Emerald of the Air By GEORGE Y. BIKMAN 'T'ODAY, if her glasses are tin broken, Lou Parry will dish out her weekly supply of the blues. Buck McGowen will accompany. And here's our list of entertainers for the remainder of the week: Wednesday, The Poets Converse: Thursday, Marian Bass, w i t h Chuck French: Friday, the news program, with Frank Evanson do ing piano interludes; Saturday, I Myron Waliard, tenor. At (3:3i) over CBS Countess Olga' Albani, famous Spanish soprano, will bo the guest star with lsham Jones' orchestra and the new Chevrolet quartette. The glamorous story of one of the most famous women of history, Lola Montez. the woman who "kicked over a European throne," will be dramatized in two episodes during the Death Valley Days pro gram starting tonight at 9:30 over NBC. News notes Alexander Wooll cott is off on a tour of the mid west department store circuit auto graphing copies of his latest book . . . He'll broadcast froc CBS sta tions enroutc ... Pat Padgett and Pic Malone i Molasses 'n' Janu ary i are celebrating their sixth an niversary as a comedy team. . . Tony Worts, star of the NBS House by the Side of the Road program, hasn't a golf club and doesn't play | golf, but he's learning all about the game, nevertheless. All he does is sit back in his office and watch an attorney across the way practicej the game in his office in his spare moments . . . Burns and Allen hii the rails for Philadelphia this w c e k , where they'll broadcast while making a personal appear ance in a local theatre. That's over CBS. Kd Wynn and Kddie Ouch in arc on NBC at ti 30 tonight; Palm-1 olive program at 7:00, Leo Reis-! man at S:t>0. and Ben Hemic at! 0:00. The Day’s Parade By PARKS HITCHCOCK California Contretemps Japanese Ascendancy J~^N the eve of election day no! local campaign seems to hold he spotlight of national interest is the gubernatorial campaign now ! j •eaching its final frantic stage in ! California. Whether author Upton Sinclair will win the governorship )f the Golden State or not, the iresent campaign has brought out i. great many none-too-pleasant 'acts considering the state of Cali :ornia thought and politics. Wave or Quake? Successive waves of liberal and inti-liberal thought have been sweeping over the state with the i-apidity of Gatling gunfire. At me moment the press and popu ace appear to have the radical instincts in the state of “tidal waves and earthquakes" throttled in the next the normal love of free dom of speech and thought breaks forth again. There is no doubt, however, that the present cam paign has made the term “radi cal" a fighting word in the aver age Californian’s vocabulary. Who Is the Gainer? The old phrase, “the rich get richer and the poor get poorer,” may well be paraphrased, “the con servative get more conservative and the radicals get more radical.” It is the unfortunate effect of emo tional stimuli rather than the sane intellectual approach that is influ encing the southern citizenry to day and only a clairvoyant could interpret the outcome of the infe licitous muddle into which men's emotions have led them. * * » The ultimate and final futility of the League of Nation’s present squabbling over the Nipponese problem will be well illustrated with Tokio’s imminent disregardal of whatever the League may have to say over disarmament and the fortification of several Pacific is lands, the charges, incidentally, that have been preferred against Japan in the present special ses sion of the league. A New Test Minor problems, such as the de cisions reached in the Paraguayan Bolivian fiasco and the governing of the Saar basin have sadly taxed the league’s powers in the past. What then will be her difficulties and headaches when she is forced to deal with a major world power who has already renounced her membership and is in an excellent position to totally regard any of the league’s advisory mandates. Tokyo Speaks The League of Nations and the London disarmament council to one side th erising sun to the east cannot be disregarded. Tokyo will not and cannot afford to pass over her bid for supremacy and all the ineffectual chatter in Geneva will not stop Japan from asserting what she considers her logical rights in world affairs. “On the Bandwagon” By DICK WATKINS 'll yTANY wonder if there is such a thing as "the” best orchestra in the country, that is, any one outstanding group which ranks above all others. It is really a hard thing to decide for everyone has their own opinion on the subject, and too, due to the fact that or chestras fall into different cate gories, making comparison very unfair and difficult. * • • For instance, there are “heavy” bands, so to speak, those that fea ture a brass section in their style mostly, such as 1SHAM JONES: then there are those that play "grill style," featuring the piano, violins, and muted effects, for the most part, such as EDDIE DUCH 1N and TED FIO-RTTO; some that use waltz arrangements predomin ately, such as WAYNE KING: those that play “Harlem" style such as the various colored bands headed by CAB CALLOWAY, DUKE ELLINGTON and LOUIE ARMSTRONG and so on. Anyhow we hope the idea sinks in a bit. # * » In our humble judgment, these orchestras that are listed deserve recognition here for the following distinctions: the best entertaining band on the air. FRED WARING: the best full-hour program on the air. as well as the oldest. RUDY VALLEE: among the first real jazz masters and for keeping ins name continuously before the pub lic's eye the longest while still re maining a tep-uotcher. PAUL WHITMAN; the best armiige imjt:. m tin:- or an; other countr c f Snaps of the Weekend By ED HANSON I I.... We Did Not Go to War With Chile By FREDERIC S. DUNN Y ET not the military department ment of ’34-’35, or the R. O. T. C. of Col. Leader’s regiment, or even the Spanish war vets among the alumni, impute to themselves primacy in war annals on the cam pus. There was an O. N. G. while the University was still young and C. Co. of the 2nd regiment that distinguished itself in the Philip pines under Geo. O. Yoran and Chaplain Wm. G. Gilbert, was in lineal descent from the original organization that I used to watch at drill in 1887 on the old public school grounds where the city hall now stands. The roster of charter members includes a score of graduates and ex-students, and always afterwards the University was well represent ed in its ranks. Sidney Chas. Slad den was captain when I received notification of my election to mem bership, on May 28th, 1888,—a raw gawky sub-freshman at the time, later, largely by virtue of vacan cies above me, being promoted to rank of corporal and sergeant, and receiving my discarge papers as 2nd sergeant, after three years of inglorious service. Or, it was not wholly a trienni um of nothingness. We fought a ter-riffic sham battle on the banks of Mary's river at Corvallis,—we entraned for Portland to enter a prize drill contest in the armory, —we sponsored an excursion to the metropolis which was a rank foozle,—we never failed to march in the patriotic parades of Decora tion day and July 4th,—we at tempted several card parties and dances,—and we acted as escort at two military funerals. On one of these latter occasions, I had command, and marched my com pany at such a pace that I had to halt them in order to wait for the hearse, three blocks behind. JACK HYLTON; for being among the first to really acquire an orig inal style, GUY LOMBARDO. * * * Best novelty arrangements, TED FIO-RITO; best record seller and consistently fine orchestrations, RAY NOBLE, (JIMMY GRIER is a close runner-up on that last part); most unusual arrangements, HAL KEMP; best imitation of style. JAN GARBER; most marked improvement, TOM COAKLEY; most notable waltz arrangements, WAYNE KING, (now being given a run for his money by some of DON BES TOR'S recent showingst; finest beat and tempo, GLEN GRAY'S CASA LOMA. * * * For making the best comeback. GUS ARNHEIM; premiere colored band. DUKE ELLINGTON, most unique style. EDDIE DUCHIN; finest use of violins, ANSON WEEKS: old-timers that are still very much on the job and still go ing strong, 1SHAM JONES and BEN BERN IE. (Bemie also can take the cake for having the best known and most likable personal ity of any band-leader i. Well, we ll call it a c&y autiTeUyou try a’fev for >oursel\ cc. Our drill hall, when we did not take to the oust of the streets, was at one time Rhinehart’s and, at a later period, Day's, on 7th avenue, just off of Willamette, where dances now usually prepon derate. It was in this latter arm ory that I narrowly escaped court martialing because of a sneeze. We had grounded arms, the captain had just given the preparatory command “Take,” and my sneeze sounded like “Whiskey.” The G. A. R. and Ladies’ Relief corps were very active at that time and kept us on the qui vive. Squads, or, as we called them, Fours, were often told off to help in odd ways. On these occasions, Charlie Chambers was my “buddy”, with whom I sang many a duet on memorial and patriotic programs, always in our regimentals. And once, Co. C, 2nd regiment, i O ,N. G., was warned to be ready' for action,—a possible war with Chile. Some American marines had been killed in Chilean waters and the United States was de manding reparation and apology. Some of the boys were inquiring where Chile was; there was a re port circulated that one had of fered $1,000 for a substitute, and of still another who manifested much perturbation to dispose of business interests. In other words, we had not yet come under the in fluence of the jingoist and the propagandist, and our reactions to a war scare found us just human after all. But eventually the war cloud dispersed,—the Baltimore in cident was forgotten,—and we didn't get to fight Chile. (The next issue will contain “President Harrison Passes By.”) The Calliope All communications arc to be addressed to The Editor, Oregon Daily Emerald, and should not exceed 200 words in length. Letters must be signed, but should the writer prefer, only initials will be used. The editor maintains the right to withhold publication sheuld he sec fit. To the Editor: 'J'HERE is a problem that has been burning in my mind since the student assembly of November 2. Is Joe Renner working for the University or for himself? Tuesday night a meeting was held at the Craftsmen’s club at which were discussed the Twenty Mill Tax Limitation bill and the Healing Arts amendment. About 30 people were present. The as sembly was held early enough so that students would have ample time to write complete and serious letter to parents and friends re garding these bills. But the meet ing was sponsored by an indepen dent club and Mr. Renner did not urge the students to attend. On Friday, when Homecoming is underway and there is little time remaining for the students to write home, Mr. Renner announced a stu- j dent assembly at which were dis cussed the same problems by the same speakers as at the meeting on Tuesday. Evidently Mr. Ren ner was attempting to save his face by announcing the student as sembly. It was stated that the reason the assembly had not been called sooner was that it was considered unwise and impolitic for fear the University would become officially involved in fighting the bill. What an absurdity! Mr. Renner must have thought he was addressing! so many fence posts. How could two or three days differently asso-1 iate or involve the University of icially ? Perhaps Mr. Renner would be 'leased to show wherein an anal gy lay between his hypothetical narchists and the landed interests f Portland Who are'favoring the ax limitation bill. I should be 'leased if he could. Finally, I should like to know if dr. Renner realizes where the cam ius action against these bills ofig nated? A frank answer would re ■eal that Mr. Renner should have upported the original action. I an see no justification for his Lotions and must believe that his notives are of a personal nature ather than altruistic. —N. K. P. PURE QUILL By JIMMY MORRISON ^OME of the campus musicians went over to Corvallis to play or an A. S. O. S. C. dance Satur lay night and they certainly Iressed the part—like farmers, tveralls and all. Now we think we know where -lersch Taylor gets his hamburger, rhe other day “Pal," the police log knocked the lid off a garbage :an behind the Chi Psi house and nade off with a meat package. Purely circumstantial, but— Why wasn’t Kay Eismann (Al 3ha Gam keen stuff) able to rec Jgnize her friends the other night n Gosser’s? Too bad we're not all rich like Joe Darby. Saturday night he made a telephone call to Palm Springs which set him back exact ly $42. Rumor has it that there was a woman in the case. A bunch of the boys were whoop ing it up at Tree Top’s last night. 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