Last Emerald Today’s Idmcrald is the last issue to be published this year. The staff bows and makes its end mark—“30.” Attention Seniors All graduating seniors must call at the Alumni office for instruc tions. Graduation fee of $6.50 must be paid before June 1. VOLUME XXXV UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, EUGENE. FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1934 NUMBER 125 Phi Mu, Sigma Hal! Get Radio ContestPrizes ' * - - Award Given to ‘March Of Time’ 4 GROUPS PERFORM Point System Considering Appeal, Continuity, Presentation, Originality Used Sigma hall was last night chosen winner of the ?50 cash prize in the Emerald radio con test. This decision was reached hy the judges after the last of the programs were given over KORE yesterday. The silver loving cup for the best opposite will go to Phi Mu, the only women’s organi zation to reach the finals. The winning skit was a bur lesque on the “March of Time” program, broadcast over NBC, and was full of comedy. Only a piano, a clarinet, and a "raz berry” instrument, the kind that ejects the well - known “bronx cheer,” were used as a background to the 15 minutes of wisecracks and gags. The Phi Mu entertain ment consisted of trio numbers a n d piano interludes cleverly blended together by the continu ity, which carried an advice-to the-lovelorn idea. Questions from the lovesick were answered with appropriate trio numbers. Contributions Made The contest, which was made possible by the contributions of several downtown and campus merchants, began on April 24. At that time there were 23 living organizations entered, of which 16 remained in the contest, the oth ers being automatically disquali fied when they failed to appear on the scheduled date. In the finals of the contest this week four groups performed, Sig ma hall, Yeomen, Phi Mu, and Phi Gamma Delta. The Yeomen pro gram, which consisted of Old English drinking-house songs, was mentioned as runner-up in the men’s group. The Phi Gamma Delta variety program also re ceived honorable mention from the judges. Judging Explained In judging the contest, a point system was used which gave con sideration to continuity, original ity, presentation, and popular ap peal. Judges were Naomi Harper, manager of KORE; Raleigh Wild man, announcer at KORE; Waiter Swanson, chairman of the con test; James Doyle; and George Callas, former radio editor. Directors of the winning pro grams will meet Saturday morn ing at 11 in the Co-op to receive the prizes. Among the Eugene businesses who were financially responsible for the contest were DeNeffe’s, McDonald theater, Skeie’s Jewel ry, McMorran and Washburne, Densmore-L e o n a r d, University Pharmacy, Oregana Confection ery, Paul D. Green’s, Laurelwood golf course, Eugene Farmer’s Dairy, Oregon Pharmacy, Fire- [ stone Service Stores Inc., and Per- 1 iich’s food store. Funeral Pyre for Three WEicMi&Z&'W ‘ r' Two men and a woman were burned to death when the airplane they were riding crashed to the ground near Los Angeles and burst into flames, Kenneth Gardner, pilot, R. C. Stlzman Jr., and Ruth H. Colverse were the victims of the air tragedy. YW Junior-Senior Breakfast Slated For Sunday at 9 Graduating Women to Be Honored At Annual Affair; Jean Lewis in Charge Honoring the graduating senior women, the Y.W.C.A. will sponsor the annual Junior-Senior breakfast Sunday, at 9 p. m., in Gerlinger hail. Members of the Y advisory hoard who will be present as guests of the cabinet are Mrs. M. H. Douglass, Mrs. Alta Schaaf, Mrs. M. H. Jackson, Mrs. A. H. Norton, Mrs. H. K. Adams, Mrs. H. R. White, Mrs. Herschall Scott, Mrs. G. P. Kinehal, Mrs. Roy Morse, and Miss Janet Smith. Jean Lewis is chairman of the affair. Under her leadership is the following directorate: food, Theda Spicer, who has appointed Winifred Johnson, Helen Dodds, Helga Myr mo, Rose Gore, Ruth Weber, Pearl Johansen, Marge Leonard, and Vio la Jensen to aid her in preparing the breakfast; living organizations, Mary McCracken; independent wo men, Elaine Sorensen and Marian Smith; tables, Elaine Cornish; clean-up, Mary Eberhart; ser vice, Martha McCall; decorations, Janet Hughes; programs, Gertrude Lamb; music and entertainment, Madalena Giustina. Freshmen, Thespians and Kwa ma will serve at the breakfast. They will also act as hostesses. Toasts and hand-made programs will be built around the theme of the breakfast, the mortar board cap of the graduating college stu dents. All senior women are invited. Those who have not yet been con tacted are urged to call the Y for information about the breakfast and also to attend the breakfast. The admission price is 25 cents per plate. Don’t Be Choosy, Onthahk Advises Young Job Hunters Note: This is the fourth and concluding; installment in a series of articles written by Karl W. Onthank, dean of per sonnel, giving advice to those students who will soon be out of school and seeking employ ment. By KARL VV. ONTHANK Having listed what you have to sell, now catalog possible markets First seek and list markets where you are a preferred salesman. If Uncle Bill offers you a job in his bank, be very sure that banking is an occupation you can not abide before you pass it up. Cousin Hank’s stock ranch may not look too attractive just now, but maybe it offers a job with prospects of a share in the business, a degree of independence, and a free out-of doors life which many an office worker “chained to a desk” would eye with envy. Perhaps you have heard Dad complain about the trib ulations of his business so ofter that it has now no glamor left foi you, but if he offers you an open ing, unless you are completely' sole on some other occupation, we rec ommend taking Dad's offer now because you will probably do so eventually. List all the jobs for which you 1 have a preferred chance. Then list positions you would like, indepen-1 dently of present connections or opportunity; finally make a list of other jobs you can do and would take if necessary. The next step is to make a list of friends and relatives, particular ly those in positions where they might possibly be able to help you. College friends, a year or two ahead of you, now alumni in busi ness or professional life, are often able to suggest fruitful leads. Fra ternity connections do not guar antee employment, but are often extremely helpful in finding open ings. A list of friends and acquain tances one has made among the in teresting people met in college, on vacation trips, or otherwise, may be a gold mine of information on employment if the acquaintance is cultivated tactfully. Be sure not to overlook anyone who might be able to help you to find a job Lhrough putting you in contact with someone else who may know of one. More jobs are gotten (Continued on Pa ye Four) Cars Will Leave From Shack at 3 For Staff Picnic Cars will leave at 3 o’clock this afternoon from the Journalism building to take all those who worked on the men’s and women’s editions of the Emerald to the pic nic at Riverside park. The event is given by the women, who were losers of the contest between the two editions. Rain or shine, the picnic will be held, according to Mary Louiee Ed inger, chairman. Women will be required to contribute 50 cents for expenses, and the men, 20 cents. Miss Edinger, editor of (he wo men's edition, announced that any students who does not plan to at tend the picnic because of the ex pense should see her. She can be reached by phone, 1780, from 11 to 1, and at the Journalism build ing from 1 to 3. More cars are needed. Anyone who can furnish a car should no-, tify the chairman. Every membe of the two staffs is urged to attend. If the weather permits, a baseball game will he held between the men and women. Swimming, dancing, rowing, and a weiner roast will furnish entertainment. Gamma Alpha Clii, Alpha Delta Sigma To Have Banquet Advertising Honoraries’ Event to Be Added Feature of Annual Conclave A oint banquet will be given at the Eugene hotel Saturday eve ning by Alpha Delta Sigma and Gamma Alpha Chi, men’s and wo men’s professional advertising fra ternities, as a feature of the an nual advertising conclave which will be held in Eugene May 26 and 27. P. J. MacAuley, advertising di rector of Meier and Frank’s of Portland, will speak on "Advertis ing Ad Lib.” Leith Abbott, grad uate of 1923 and former editor of the Emerald, will act as toast master. Abbott is at present ad vertising manager for the South ern Pacific lines in Oregon. Short talks of welcome and fe licitation will be given by Thomas C. Clapp, president of Alpha Delta Sigma; Margaret Roberts, presi dent of Gamma Alpha Chi; Dean Eric W. Allen, representing the school of journalism; Dean H. V. Hoyt, school of business adminis tration; Joseph Renner, president of the A.S.U.O.; Don Caswell, re tiring president of Sigma Delta Chi, men’s professional journalism fraternity; Clark Irwin, president of Alpha Kappa Psi, business ad ministration honorary. The banquet is in celebration of the 10th anniversary of the founding of the local chapter of Alpha Delta Sigma. A reunion breakfast will be given Sunday morning at 9 o'clock for members of Alpha Delta Sigma, Harris Ellsworth, publisher of the Rose burg News Review, will be toast master. An informal program will be held. The following associate mem bers will be initiated into Alpha Delta Sigma at the banquet: J. V. Roberts, treasurer of Botsford, Constantine, and Gardiner adver tising agency of Portland; Arthur Wallace of the advertising staff (Continued on Page Six) Schedule for Seniors Books Full Weekend jFailing-BeekmaraCoatest la Friday, June 8 LUNCH ON SATURDAY Commencement, 15 ice alaurca te, Flower, Fern Ceremony Complete Program With final arrangements for commencement days completed, there is every indication that members of the class of 1934 will have a busy’ schedule on that, weekend of weekends for Univer sity students. They will be fed, sermonized, ceremonialized, and graduated. The Failing-Beelcman oratorical contest, the first on the program of activities, will be held at the music auditorium Friday evening, June 8. The University luncheon at noon on Saturday, June 9, will assem ble members of the graduating class, alumni, faculty, and visiting friends of the University. All members of the graduating class will come to the luncheon garbed in their scholastic attire of caps and gowns. Seniors v/ill be given free tickets to the luncheon when they call for their commencement instructions at the Alumni office in Friendly hall. Others attending the luncheon may obtain tickets at the Alumni office for GO cents each. The women of the class will play an important part in the tra ditional flower and fern proces sion Saturday evening at 7:30. This event, in which graduating women and alumnae march around the statue of the Pioneer Mother, bearing bouquets of spring flowers and depositing them in a circle around the base of the statue, is considered one of the most beauti ful events of the commencement season. The class will march in a body, clad in cap and gown, at the bac calaureate and the commencement exercises, both to be held at Mc Arthur court. Frank Bane, director of the American Public Welfare associa tion and for many years promi nently identified with leading so ciological and welfare movements In the United States, will deliver the commencement address on Monday, June 11. Rosson to Attend Meet Of Pacific Conference Hugh E. Rosson, graduate man ager at the University, will leave for Portland next Monday to at tend the spring meeting of the Pa cific Coast conference association The temporary football conference schedule for 1935 will be drawn up at this time. Managers, faculty representatives, and%other officials from Pacific coast colleges will at tend this meeting. Joint Field Trip to Be Taken Next Saturday A joint field trip will be held by F. P. Sipe’s class in plant classi fication and F. A. Cuthbert's land scape architecture students Satur day, from 10 to 5 o’clock in the Lo rane district. This will be the last of the se ries of field trips conducted by the class in plant classification this term. Roison Will Attend Meet Hugh E. Rosson, graduate man ager of the University, will leave Monday to attend the Pacific Coast conference association at Portland. The temporary football schedule for 1935 will be drawn up at this time. Managers and facul ty representatives from all coast conference colleges attend this meeting. The permanent 1935 foot ball schedule will be drawn up at the winter meeting of the confer ence association next December. Campus Calendar Frosh Counsellors’ directorate will hold a meeting at 4 today in the College Side. Every member must be present. Students interested in living in the International house, which will be reopened next year, are requested to contact A1 Parker at the Y hut or Alfred Fajardo at 1408-J. All l nir<’ruity Classes Dismissed on May 30 For One Day's Holiday All University classes will be dismissed for Memorial day, Wednesday. May 30, it was an nounced yesterday by Clifford L. Constance, assistant regis trar. Students and faculty mem bers will have one day's holi day, the former to cram for examinations which begin for seme on Friday, June 1, and the latter to prepare the exam inations for which the former will cram. Annual Emerald Banquet Planned For Next Friday j Affair Scheduled for Bohemian | Restaurant; Honor Awards To Be Given The annual Emerald banquet will be held Friday evening, Juno 1. at 6:30 o’clock in the Bohemian restaurant. All' regular members of the Emerald staff who have student body cards are invited to attend. The lists posted in the journalism building should be signed before Monday evening by all planning to attend. The Emerald staff appointments will be announced by Douglas Po livka, editor, and Grant Thuem mel, business manager, will intro duce the business staff. Presentation of the Turnbull- j Hall plaque will be made by George Turnbull, co-donor of the award, to that senior who has shown outstanding ability in jour nalism, who ias worked most earnestly and consistently on the Oregon Daily Emerald, and who has proved the greatest inspira tion to his fellow staff members. Awards will be given to nine members of the editorial, news, and sports staff by Sterling Green, vetiring editor, and Bill Bower- j man, sports editor. Grant Thuern- j mel, business manager, will pre- | sent awards to four members of I the business staff. Jen members of the staff selected for the Or der of the Emerald, honor society of the campus daily, will be an nounced and will receive awards. To be eligible for this honor, the staff member must be a sopho more or in a class above and must have given meritorious service. Speakers planned for the eve ning are Hugh Rosson, represent ing the A.S.U.O.; Dean Eric W. Alien, the school of journalism; Arne G. Rae, the Oregon State Editorial association; William Tugman, the Register - Guard; Thomas H. Tongue, retiring stu dent body president; Joe Renner, student body president for next year. Toastmaster for the ban quet has not yet been announced. After the banquet the members present will be guests at the tra ditional theater party at the Co lonial theater. Portland Attorney Will Speak to Law School Members Ropers McVeagh to Give Address At Annual ISanquot Honoring Third Year Students Rogers McVeagh, Portland at torney, will deliver the main ad dress at the senior law banquet to be held June 8, according to an announcement made by Dean Wayne L. Morse yesterday. The banquet, which is given an nually by the law school in honor of third year law students, will probably be held at the men’s dor mitory. The Bancroft-Whitney prize, giv en to that third year student who has maintained the highest scho lastic standing during the three years in the law school, will be awarded at the banquet. The winners of certificates of award for honors work on the Ore gon Law Review, legal periodical published quarterly by the Univer sity law school, will be announced. The board of student editors of the Law Review for next year will be appointed at the senior banquet The Oregon Law Review, which is the official periodical of the Oregon bar association, is edited by Prof. Charles G. Howard. Arti cles discussing recent cases and de cisions are contributed to the Re view by law school students, un der the supervision of the faculty. Howard stated, in commenting on the Review, “The high quality and quantity of the Oregon Law Review is made possible by the fine cooperation between the facul ty and the students in the lav/ school.” i 6 Conference Track Teams Will Vie Here June 1, 2 Is Date Set for Northwestern Meet COMMITTEE CHOSEN Clash Will Bo Qualifying Round For National Collegiate Event In Los Angeles The University of Oregon will play host to six universities and colleges comprising the northern division of the Pacific coast con ference Friday and Saturday, June 1 and 2, when the track and field teams of Washington, Washington State college. Idaho, Montana, Ore gon State college, and Oregon come together in the northwest conference meet. This year marks the first time since 1928 that the event has been held on this campus. Each team is allowed to send 18 men, so that 100 of the best athletes in the northwest wrill be seen. Admission prices are 40 cents for students, regardless of whether they hold a strident body card or not, and $1 for others. Preliminaries are at 2 o’clock Friday and finals start at 2 on Saturday. Committee Appointed In order to facilitate handling the great number of details which will' arise because of the large number of schools participating, a student committee has been ap pointed by Joe Renner, president of the A. S. U. O. This committee will handle pro motion, advertising, and tickets, and will take charge of entertain ing the visiting athletes. 'Visitors will be entertained by the student body as a whole instead of by houses acting individually . Chick Burrows is general chair man of the committee, assisted by Jack Campbell, publicity; Ned Simpson, track and field events; Doug Ward, reception and enter tainment of athletes and other vis itors; and Grant Eade, tickets. Interest High Interest in the meet is running high because of the close meets al ready this year, and because the clash will be a qualifying round for the National Collegiate meet to he held in Los Angeles June 19 20. In order to qualify for the Los Angeles meet, an athlete must equal or better standards set up by those in charge of the National Collegiates. Three Oregon men, Bud Shoemake, Mason McCoy, and Bob Parke have already qualified. Oregon and Washington State are expected to put on a close race for first, with the Cougars fav ored slightly. The University of Washington is given an outside chance, and may turn the balance of the meet either way by winning certain first places. Three conference records appear to be in danger, the javelin, shot put, and 220 yard dash. Parke has established himself as one of the three best spear tossers in the na tion, and holds the northwest rec ord. George Theodoratus has thrown the shot over 51 feet, and now holds the mark in the north west. Shoemake bettered the con ference mark against Washington State. Sprint Races Close Oregon’s sprinters, who thus far have been the class of the confer ence, will encounter plenty of op position from Kalbus, Idaho; Pe den, Montana; Fyoclc, Oregon State; and Plumb, Washington, all of whom have done the dis tance under 10 seconds. The quar ter mile is close, as Patterson of Oregon, Nichols of Washington (Continued on Page Two) 24 Juniors Will Go lo Vancouver Barracks Twenty-four juniors taking mili tary science and tactics will go to summer encampment at the Vancouver barracks, from June 18 to July 27, it was announced re cently. Those who will go are Malcolm Bauer, Howard Clark, < Ivan El liott, Paul Golden, Jack Granger, Raymond Hendrickson, Wallace Hug, Floyd Lees, Raymond Morse, Douglas Pelton, Norris Perkins, Keith Powers, Joe Renner, Roland Rourke, William Shepherd, Ralph Terjeson, Earl Thomson, Burke Tongue, Robert Wagner, Charles Watkins;, Gilbert Wellington, James Wells, Keith Wilson, and Robert Zurcher. Romance Ends ■HHnHI Married five years to George II. Kent, New York broker and so cialite, Irene Bentley, brunette ac tress, has announced she’ll seek a Mexican divorce. Thuemmel Gives Out Names of New Advertising Staff Reappointed Business Manager Makes Statement About New Members Grant Thuemmel, reappointed business manager of the Flmerald, announced his staff for next year yesterday. Eldon Haberman, senior in jour nalism, will be assistant business manager; Alene Walker, executive secretary; Fred Fisher, advertising manager; Jack Lew, assistant ad vertising manager; Ed Labbe, na tional advertising manager; Jack McGirr, assistant national adver tising manager; Jerry Thomas, promotion man; Robert Cresswell, circulation manager; and Janis Worley, Sez Sue. Other positions will be filled in the fall. Thuemmel said yesterday, “I feel that this is a good staff. They have proved their ability in var ious positions throughout the year by hard work and efficient adver tising soliciting.” Advertising in the Emerald showed a considerable increase this year, and made a profit. Cooked Food Sale Will Be Given by Tonqueds Ties, cakes, salads, candy, and all varieties of spicy food will be on Sale Saturday at the City Mar ket from 8 until 5;30, at the Ton queds’ “cooked” food sale. The profit from this sale will be used to enlarge the Tonqueds’ scholarship fund. Ethel Thompson is general chairman of the affair. Her committee includes Joan Shel ley, calling; Adeline Adams, col lecting; Mary Ellen Eberhart, pos ters; and Virginia Endicott, sell ing. All members of the organization are asked to contribute to the sale, and have food ready for delivery promptly. Seniors Award Albert Cup to Sterling Green Outstanding Activity for Four Years Discussed DISCUSS LOAN FUND Surplus of $775 Will Go to Needy Students; Frances Johnston Chosen Secretary Sterling F. Green, editor of the Emerald, was elected to receive the Albert cup awarded at the sen ior class meeting last night to that senior student “having a record for faithful study and scholarship not below the average; who, during the school year, opportunities con sidered, has made the greatest progress toward the ideal in char acter, service, and wholesome in fluence.” Three senior students nominated by a faculty committee headed by Dean of Men Virgil Earl, were con sidered for the cup given annually by Joseph H. Albert of Salem. In his four years at the Univer sity, Green has been active in campus affairs. He was chosen Wednesday as one of the four del egates to attend the America-Ja pan student conference in Tokyo this summer; last week he was elected to Phi Beta Kappa, schol arship honorary; he was one of three seniors to receive the Sigma Delta Chi scholarship award for graduating journalism students; he was a member of the Co-op board this year; he is a member of Friars, senior service honorary. Edits Blue Book In his junior year, Green was managing editor of the Emerald; he edited this year's edition of the Oregon Blue Book for Hal E. Hoss, late secretary of state; and he was awarded the Koyl cup as the most outstanding junior man on the campus. As an undergraduate, Sterling Green was president of Sigma Del ta Chi, national journalism honor ary and editor of the freshman edi tion of the Emerald. Final plans for the senior loan fund for students were also dis cussed at last night’s meeting. The sum of $775 which was left in the senior class treasury will serve as an undiminishable fund for needy students in future years, with the regulations made that no loan be for more than $80 or 30 days, ac cording to Ed Martindale, senior class president. Martindale Commends Move “We believe that our class sur plus could be used in no finer way than as a loan fund designed for the assistance of University stu dents,” stated Martindale. The money will be handled through the office of the dean of men. Frances Johnston, senior in Eng lish, was elected permanent secre tary of the class of '34, and Vir ginia Hartje, senior in Romance languages was selected as alter nate secsetary. Miss Johnston will arrange for all reunions of her class in the future. Beware of the Green Goose, You Sinners, For It Noesall Tuesday evening a sorrowful stream of humanity will pour forth from the campus and, weep ing- and wailing, will stumble through the swinging doors in a mad search for “fire-water" in which to drown their troubles. “Woe is me! Woe, woe. is me!” will moan some cringing coed, as she looks, terrified, over her shoul der and then turns, with great drops of salty tears streaming down her once rosy cheeks, to con fide in a woe-begone specimen of what was once a campus hero. "Woe is me!” she will say. "I thought I had lived all that down. I was prepared to lead a new life, to justify the faith my mother put in me, and what happens? I ask you, what happens? That filthy Green Goose turns my very heart outside in—I mean inside out. Exposed, shamed, disgraced! How did they find out? They say they have spies under every car pet. And what can I do? Noth ing, ’cause it’s true!" And with great sobs shaking her shoulders, she salts the firewater with her tears and, downing it with a de spairing gesture, stumbles out th# door looking for the nearest bridge. Ah, my friend, you may well weep in sympathy with this speci men of those great flocks of wretched people, who, after seeing themselves and their past deeds exposed before the critical gaze of the public, will despair of ever re instating themselves in the public esteem and will seek the quickest way into oblivion. Yes, you may well weep, for you, too, may be one of them. No transgression, no hushed-up scandal, no buried romance, is so well hidden that the inhuman ferrets of the Green Goose will not find it out. Never again will you be able to face your good fellow men. You won’t be able to find him. For he, too, has had some secret sin yor sorrow which is now bared in its dark est clothes to the public. Woe unto yet who have sinned, for it shall be told in the Green Goose. It gives not an emerald quack or hiss for anyone for their pleas. With faces set as if chiseled out of marble, these unknown scribes will sit at their desks and, ignor (Continiied on Page Two)