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Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, as second-class matter. Subscription rates, $2.50 a year. BALLOT REFORM THE A. S. U. O. election yesterday showed up a: number of serious weaknesses in our voting structure. The actual machinery of running the polls seemed to be capably handled, but the hugeness of the ballot given the student voter was a sure pre ventative of intelligent voting. Thirty-seven measures faced the student for de cision. They filled five columns of a huge sheet larger than a newspaper, in solid type, of highly involved legal style that was difficult to read rap idly and even more difficult to digest thoroughly. A two-hour session with it would have been a com paratively hasty perusal. Fifteen minutes was 1 about all that most students took. Those who went to the polls yesterday went there in a spirit of helpful enterprise, with the idea of doing something for their organization. Yet every impediment to intelligent action was thrown in their way. Besides the fart that most of the voters had very little idea of what the measures meant, there were several that were directly conflicting. The chance of making out a coherent, logical ballot was extremely small for the average student who had not spent much time in thinking out his or her preferences. As this is being written, a measure is pending which may aecidedly remedy such situations. This , is the stipulation that 100 signatures must be ob tained to place an amendment on the ballot. Many of the clauses on yesterday's ballot were put there by very small groups of students. Sample ballots should be passed out before elec tions, as is done in regular county and state elec tions. While this renders many votes open to pre-. vious influence, it is better for students to go to the polls with some sort of logical purpose than to fill out a ballot that contradicts itself. A grouping of the measures which conflict would he an enormous aid to the student’s understanding of what he is doing. Two or three measures that are directly conflicting should be indicated as such so that the student could more easily weigh one against the other and not be subject to confusion. Such grouping would display more clearly the defi nite issues involved. Students want to help run their government, and they want to do a good job. Simplifying theii duties at the polls is the only remedy for the slip shod and haphazard voting that took place yester day. OMIT THU KAZ/HUKKY ■Jl^ICKEY VAIL, gifted chief cheer leader, again pleads that Oregon’s irrepressible booers suf fer in silence in the coming games with Oregon State college. Such pleading in the past lias been breath Wasted- particularly when Referee Coleman is Flowing up a game with the official whistle. Even I .Vail has difficulty restraining himself on those oc casions, he admits. But it is unlikely that Coleman will be on the floor in this crucial series, so we'll try again. Appealing to the better instincts ot the student I body has proved fruitless. We therefore pursue | another tack, and point out that booing from the' borne stands puts a team under a tremendous psy-1 chological handicap. Poor sportsmanship from the! stands is distracting to the men on the floor, makes, them apologetic for their supporters, puts them pientally on the defensive. Emotions will be running high in these Oregon Oregon State game# Friday and Saturday. Every ounce of vocal energy should be on tap. Eut soft-' pedal the cheers of the Bronx variety. BREEZE FROM BENTON COUNTY pEW newspapers in the state are as generous! with editorial page publicity for the University as Editor Ingall’s Gazette-Times of Corvallis. Mon day's issue of that newspaper made reference to! the University in no less than three separate edi-1 torial items. We need hardly say that the items were all of \ a derogatory nature. One condemned vigorously the activities of "a bunch of reds on the university , campus.” Another commented on the proposal of Professors Smith and Lomax to consolidate Ore gon’s 36 counties into seven, declaring that the "crazy scheme," as it wrr: r'eiicately termed, would put Corvallis in the coast; 1 county region a po litical plot. These references to the University could be dis missed with the customary raise of the eyebrows. But the other editorial charges that Dean James H. Gilbert of the University used his position as a member of the P. W. A. committee to get the Uni versity a new infirmary, and to see that the Cor vallis infirmary project would be left out. This is not merely hinted; no indeed, it is broadly stated thus: “Well, we note that because it had Jimmie Gilbert on the P. W. A. committee, the univer sity got in its graft about an infirmary. . . And so on, winding up with the statement that an honest-minded man would find, such partiality hard to reconcile, "but it won’t bother Jimmie.” The basis for the Corvallis editor's charges is apparently a news article in a Eugene paper, in which Dean Gilbert said the University infirmary project is virtually assured. Because the newspaper was primarily interested in Eugene, it did not men tion that the prospect for a Corvallis infirmary is equally brignt. The truth is that the two infirm aries are twin projects, and as such, appear close together on the recommended list—as a. matter of fact, the Corvallis building may appear ahead of the University infirmary. And thus another blast from the Gazette-Times dies out as a puff of wind. But please, Mr. Ingalls, will you refer to the dignified head of the college of social sciences by some other term than “Jimmie”? Were rather proud of him over here, and we hate to see our own very private nickname for the beloved dean bandied about with such familiarity. *• On Other Campuses Compulsory Military Training Held Un-American THHE words of the secretary of war in his Wash ington’s birthday address must have come as a surprise to those patriots who consider pacifists and all their works as un-American. Secretary Dern in his recent speech stated, “Conscription or compulsory military service, despite the physical and moral value of the training and discipline to the soldier, is repugnant to American ideals." With these words, Secretary Dern comes close to agree ing with the university students who believe in the principle of freedom, even when applied to educa tional institutions and who are variously condemned as radicals, bolshevists and alien propagandists by America's self-appointed patriots. In compelling students at state universities to take military training, the university officials arc surely upholding an insttution which is opposed in spirit if not in letter to the American ideal of lib erty. To be sure, a high school graduate who is conscientiously opposed to being trained in the methods of warfare does not need to attend his state university. If he has the money, he can at tend a piivate university, but all too often it be comes a question of the state university or none at all. Educators all over the country have been op posed to forcing students to attend courses which would propagandize them in matters of religion or other highly controversial matters of conscience, but somehow they fail to appreciate the pacifists’ point of view. Advocates of military training in the colleges and universities of America support it because of its moral and character building aspects. If they think logically they must necessarily believe in uni versal military service to give everyone the benefits of the training. Yet the secretary of war condemns coVnpulsory military service as “repugnant to Amer ican ideals." If the universities and colleges of the j United States do not intend to shelve the ideal of liberty altogether they will have to rid themselves! of that un-American institution, compulsory mill-j tary training. The Minnesota Daily. Pest Eradication ATUTK firui him in almost every class this pest * ’ who insists upon continuing the already over worked argument or asking some trivial question after the whistle blows. If a student reaches class a few minutes late the professor always receives the blame, but often it is only because he has been politely replying to an insane query of a front-row protege who has hopes of a higher grade than his classmates. The after-whistle student is not confined to the University. A Harvard class, afflicted with just such a member, decided that each student was los ing four dollars worth of education every hour the obnoxious classmate argued, The class organized a revolt and every time that member opened his mouth, a great shuffling of feet created such a dis turbance that he was forced to discontinue his fool ish questions. Of course, the idea isn't entirely practical, but perhaps it contains a clue to the problem to be met. Arriving ten minutes late at one’s next class is annoying, particularly when one cannot honestly blame the professor for the delay University Daily Kansan. PARIS DREAM MECCA, LURE FOR STUDENTS (Continued from Puge One) from the myriads of wiki Colors of the spring- to the drab [grays and browns of the winter. [While all the world changes, this little country where was fired the ■shot which plunged the world into Chaotic strife and changed the des tinies ol nation . Sarajevo remains * secluded in its quaint, enchanting sameness.” The not-so-innocent bystander, Barney Clark, selected Detroit as his dream city, saying, "1 want to see how automobiles are made." Mickey Vail, the dashing roue, tfnve three good reasons for choos ing to visit Paris. "Wine, women and song." chuckled Vail. Mike Mikulak, the harder than whom there 1 not a hits on the football gridiron, hesitated not a moment when broached concerning his dream city. “Paris’' was the prompt and enthusiastic response Thus there remains small doubt j as to the pilgrimage Oregon stu dents will make when the family coffers are sufficiently filled. Par-: ts, with its bright lights. Latin quarter. Apaches, wines. Are de, Triomphe. Eiffel tower, receives tht call over tin rt. t ol Hie world I Near The Goal By STANLEY ROBE Villard Hall Opening Recalled By FREDERIC S. DUNN (Professor of Latin) rpHERE must have been unusual excitement on the campus that summer when three whole profes sors and the library to boot were to be detached from old Deady and transplanted in the proudly new Villard hall, ready for fall opening. The era of partitioning which, ev ery decade or so, set off a new of fice or two, was yet far away in the future, so the first floor of Vil lard was a set of four great rooms, equally divided by a Greek cross of hallways. In the southwest room, we es tablished Dr. Thomas Condon and his wonderful geologic collection. Sometimes we would open the door and not discover the doctor. He would be hidden behind a new carton of fossils from the John Day basin or a pile of cigar boxes filled with butterfly specimens. Upon his emergence, you should have seen the laughter in his eyes and heard that sub-tonic whistle in his beard. Diminutive man with the great, great heart! I.-—- —. .'-rrr—A The Safety Valve An Outlet for Campus Steam All communications are to be addressed to The Editor, Oregon Daily Emerald, and should not exceed 200 words in length. Letters must be signed, but should the writer prefer, only initials will be used. The editor maintains the right to withhold publication should he To the Editor: Campus observers have been carefully wt\ching the “Student League Against War and Fas cism" since its inception' here, some apprehensively, some impar tially, and some sympathetically. With a sudden little gust, that might have taken away the breaths of those not already “in the swim,” the group adopted the name "Oregon Radical Club" at their meeting Tuesday night. Probably not many of those who read of the action in the Emerald next morning rushed to the dic tionary or to other authorities in order to determine the meaning of "radical." But connotations of such a word spring into the mind all too easily, allowing hasty de cisions. Such decisions are often regretted. The sameful abuses the wordj "radical" has suffered, does not however, detract from its real util ity. The campus group can be proud that it was scientific in the! matter. The name was selected, I not in frivolity, nor to arouse the; campus, its real meaning seemed to show that it was the one word which would adequately express the aims and program of the group. Hence its adoption. Turning to Webster for a defini tion. we read: "Having to do with in proceeding from the root, source.) origin, or foundation: forming part of the essential nature, not acci dental : fundamental. “A radical difference is one that springs from the root: a radical change is one that does not stop1 at the surface, but reaches down to the very root. Since the major ity find superficial treatment of any matter the easiest and most' comfortable, radical measures may bo looked upon as 'extreme'.” Among the synonyms for "radi tnl" that Webster lists are: com plete. constitutional, essential, nat ural perfect, positive, thorough ’ it. antonyms are. eonservathe in Across the hall in the northwest compartment was the library, a real library now, not a mere book case. There was yet room amid the stacks for Dora Scott at her table as circulating- librarian. Those nearest her in affection used to call her “Dode.” She never knew it, but I occasionally won dered whether I would ever get that close up. I never did, even though I did play against her in “Madame Time’s Wax Works,’’ when it was staged by the Young Women’s Christian Temperance Union, down in old Rhinehart’s hall, where the Odd Fellows’ tem ple now stands. The southeast compartment was the throne-room of Prof. Mark Bailey, of mathematics and astron omy and the world in general. Be fore his shoulders became stooped with years, he was impressively tall, easily over six feet. And oh, how he did know his logarythms and binary stars and the Greek testament! On occasion, though not too often, it was usually when, by common agreement, we decided 1 complete, partial, inadequate and j superficial. The following words of Glenn Frank, president of the University of Wisconsin, are pertinent. They were reprinted in the Emerald re cently from the Wisconsin Daily Cardinal, and show the attitude of a scientific thinker towards the radical. “The true radical is simply a realist. He refuses to be cowed by a catchword. He resists the tyranny of tradition. He refuses to allow the crust of custom to form over his mind. He declines to be the slave of slogans. He is not awed by the mere age of a policy. He is more interested in truth than in tradition. He puts facts above fashions." True radicalism, believes Frank, ,s a process—a way of thinking. It was with these interpretations of the word in mind that the new name, "Oregon Radical Club” was selected. CHARLES PADDOCK, Chairman, Oregon Radical Club. Reading -and Writing PEGGY CHESSMAN, Editor |ANE more book about Elizabeth can do no harm, and there's always the possibility of finding out more about the woman. On this basis, we suggest the reading of J. E. Neale’s “Queen Eliza beth.'' Neale has presented Elizabeth in a different light, one which seems to depict more realistically the true woman and queen. He re builds the series of problems with which the queen had to deal, espe cially her handicap of sex The first necessity of a monarch is immediate and undisputed succes sion. For very sound reasons this \ was impossible for Elizabeth, a ! woman of a great deal of strength, a fit ruler. No possible husband j would be likely to rest satisfied , with a purely domestic role as the | wife of a king traditionally did. ! If Elizabeth married a foreign prince the marriage would be con- . -idsred tn the terms of a treaty. that the assignment was too ab truse, we would ask Professor Bailey a wholly extraneous ques tion at the beginning of the hour. And, with a broad grin and that peculiar chuckle of his, he would be off and take up the entire pe riod with a monologic discussion. We always felt, however, that there was a reservation in the back of that wise old head. Dr. Luella Clay Carson, profes sor of English and rhetoric, dean of women, uncrowned Imperatrix, had her audience chamber in the northeast corner of Villard hall. To her we recited tons of rhetoric and logic, perspiring the while but afterwards to “rise up and call her blessed.” She was supposed to “dean” the women, but let no one imagine that we boys escaped! I once bought a new hat at her be hest. I know I grew several inches taller because she called attention to my drooping shoulders and slouchy gait. And wasnt I proud) when it was my privilege two or j three times to escort her to formal j parties! Ave Domina Luella! (To be continued) and her husband would naturally expect to have a great deal of power in dealing with other na tions. If she married a subject, he must at least be a nobleman, and she ran quite a desperate risk of factions within the kingdom. Giving these arguments and facts in the opening chapters, Neale takes a stand for the CLASSIFIED , Advertisements Rates Payable in Advance 10c a line for first insertion; 5c a line for each additional insertion. Telephone 3300; local 214 DRESSMAKING — Ladies’ tailor ing, style right, price right. Petite Shop, 573 13th Ave. E. Phone 3208. PATTERSON-Tuning. Ph. 3256W.! -j FOR a general tailoring on men's and women’s clothes call on The University Tailor. Cleaning and Pressing prices reasonable. 1128 Alder. Phone 2641. ALLADIN GIFT SHOP—55 West Broadway. HUNGRY?—Drop in at The Eat Shop. We specialize in club breakfasts, plate lunches, and dinners—at reasonable prices. IF THE person who accidentally took the man's dark blue slicker from Villard hall Tuesday will mail the glasses that were in the pocket to the lost and found department. I will gladly donate slicker and appreciate his kind ness. WILL person picking up two vol- j umes of Voltaire's works on edge of campus Wed. afternoon ' please return them to library or ! room 202. Villard? THE PERSON IS KNOWN wt»o took the diamond and emerald rings trom my pnrse at the sculpture dept. Re turn those to me by mail b> March 10 and prosecution will not Is* pressed. Diamond ring valued at $1000. queen's characterization and ac tions which follow. Not many years ago Katherine Mayo start ed the reading world with "Mother India,” a volume of material dealing with the unsatis factory conditions in India. Her book was the subject of much con versation. England went so far as to offer a book, "The Son of India,” to counteract some of the accusations made in Miss Mayo's book. Those who had not pre viously read "Mother India" did so promptly. Miss Mayo comes to the fore again with a passionate and emo tional attack on the insistent de mands of the American Legion. She takes up the problem of the war veteran who goes to fight for his country and returns to ask for a pension. In no subtle terms, Miss Mayo pours out her heart against the group of 750,000 war veterans, and denounces congress “for being a bunch of cravens.” CHEAP METHOD FOR CHARCOAL IS FOUND (Continued from Page One) University as a research project. By 1916 this work had led to the discovery of a continuous process for the carbonization of such ma terial, which involved not only the formation of charcoal but the re covery of all other carbonization products. From 1918 to 1922, Professor Stafford was on leave of absence from the University and, in co operation with a prominent engi neering firm in the east, gave all his time to this project. During this time the Stafford process was tried out on a semi-commercial scale and was installed commer cially in a large plant in the south. Later a still larger installation was built at the plant of the Ford Motor company at Iron Mountain, Michigan. Stafford Nationally Known It was while working on the carbonization project that Staf ford attacked the problem of pro ducing charcoal from waste wood in the cheapest possible method without regard to other by-prod ucts recovery. Professor Stafford is nationally recognized for his research work and discoveries in chemistry. A project he is now at work on, that of manufacturing “heavy water," recently received national atten tion, as did a recent discovery that acetimide is the greatest known solvent. Five Students at Infirmary The patients in the infirmary on Wednesday were Barbara Foster, Chester Beede, Ralph Schomp, Max Calandra, and Jack Thorne. Innocent Bystander By BARNEY CLARK 4N event of outstanding impor tance has occurred on the cam pus. The Kappas have formed a chapter of the C.M.T.C. In case you don’t . recall, this stands for Calories Make Tummies Conspic uous. This movement, initiated by Phi Delta Theta, seems destined to sweep the ca/npus like a tidal wave. Already we hear that Lewis Fox is agitating the formation of a chapter in the Beta barn, with Bruno as Supreme Plenipotentiary of the group. The Kappas, with character istic vigor, have gone the Phi Delta one better and formed their own chapter of the N. R. A. This organization has no connection with General Johnson’s much publicized ac tivities, as it stands for No Real Allure. We understand that the N.R.A.’s constitution requires them to eat the meals w hich the C.M.T.C.’s constitu tion orders THEM to do with out. Very efficient! George Callas, the Emerald’s own Dark and Handsome, is still somewhat perplexed by a phone call he received the other day. It seems that he was summoned to the phone and encountered a fem inine voice. “Hello,” says he. “Hello,” says the Voice, “this is Doris.” Out of the dim and misty past Callas recalls that he knows a Do ris who lives in Portland, so he asks the voice what she is doing in Eugene. “Just passing through,” she says, “and I would like to see you. Can you meet me in Seymour’s?”' “I’ll be there in twenty min utes,” says Callas and rushes from the house, abandoning his lunch. He arrives in Seymours in ten min utes, out of breath but triumph ant. He sees no Doris. He sits down. He waits twenty minutes. Still no Doris. He waits twenty five more minutes. Not even a hint of Doris. Puzzled, he pro ceeds home, sans lunch, but with a first class worry on his mind. He is still wcprying. ❖ * * OGDEN GNASHES “Never drink / More than you’re able; You’ll wake up Underneath the table!’’ * * * “Came the dawn—!” • • • • From 27 links ONE STRONG SYSTEM ^ elded together by common policies and ideals, the 27 Bell System companies work as one. Operation is in the hands of 24 associated tele phone companies — each attuned to the area it serves. Scientific research and manufacture of appara tus are delegated to Bell Telephone Laboratories and Western Electric. Co-ordination of all System ac tivities is a function of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company. Thanks to the skilful teamwork of these many Bell System units, you can talk to almost anvone, anywhere, anytime! BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEM WHY NOT TELEPHONE HOME ONCE EACH WEEK? I REVERSE THE CHARGES IF YOUR POLKS AGREE, f