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A CHALLENGE TO EUGENE BUSINESS MEN
LAST Saturday a challenge was issued to the
University faculty. That faculty answered with
a unanimous voice Monday afternoon.
A similar challenge faces all Eugene business
men at this moment. Mr. Bryson has publicly pur
ported to speak for Eugene business men. The
Emerald believes it proved yesterday that Mr. Bry
son was not representing the true sentiment of
Eugene’s business men.
The faculty and students of the University of
Oregon have a right to know whether courage is to
be confined to the campus or whether the business
men of the city will answer Mr. Bryson's claims.
Harmony and cooperation between tlie campus
and the business interests of Eugene must be pre
served if possible. But the University citizens will
not sacrifice principle even if it means a contro
versy with business men Who may lack the courage
to join the fight to purify the University.
MAGN.VNIMITAS
IT is an uncongenial task to point out the defi
ciencies and inadequacies in the stand taken by
a man whose motives we believe to be without
question sincere and honorable.
That has been the situation of the Emerald. Mr.
Roscoe Nelson launched a bitter attack at the Uni
versity faculty and student body last Thursday,
and although the error of his statements and the
fallacies of his logic have been repeatedly demon
strated, he has apparently felt ttiat he must stand
by his guns.
The Emerald feels itself obligated to acknowl
edge what can only be construed as an apology
from Mr. Nelson in the incident of the "von Braunes
Haus” letter. His admission that he had not read
the editorial in which the author was "beautifully
flayed” is evidence that Mr. Nelson is a man big
enough to confess a mistake. We believe that this
is an auspicious omen. We believe that Mr. Nelson
will eventually see that lie has been mistaken, it
he does not already realize it inwardly, and will
make the necessary amends either by resigning
from the board or by publicly acknowledging that 1
he was in error.
His statement that the discontent here could j
be laid only to one per cent of the University fac
ulty, whom lie described as "Oatilines." was shown
by the unanimous declaration of the faculty Mon
day to have been in error. Every one of the 146
members of the faculty present backed Dean Morse
in every detail of his speech, and their resolution
exposed the grossnesses, inaccuracies and miscon
ceptions witii which Mr. Nelson's three talks were
riddled.
The only action left for Mr. Nelson is resigna
FRANCES BROCKMAN S
RECITAL IS ENJOYED
(Continued from Piiiie (>iu\)
Titeh," by Pierne, from the com
posers orchestral suite. “Impres
sions of a Music Hall.” This clever
little composition, as Miss Brock
man informed us, is by a modern
French composer and is named af
ter a famous English music hall
comedian, notorious for his short
stature and big feet; and by whom,
incidentally, the present writei
has often been entertained in Lon
don. The concluding number, “An
dante and Tarantella.'’ by a mod
ern romantic, Symouou. l:t, was
\
vocift'i'ously applauded by the au
dience. Miss Brockman and Miss
Kelly, who are respectively pupils
of Kex Underwood and George
Hopkins, professors of violin and
piano at the University school of
music, are to be congratulated for
an intelligent and workmanlike
performance. .
230 ADDITIONAL NAMES
ATTACHED TO PETITION
(Continued fri'iii (hit )
include Bernice Baynard, Velma
Hamilton. Mary Stewart. Caroline
Curd, Patricia McKenna. Kay Fet
ter, Mildred Harrington, Lucile
Cate Madeleine Gtil'-.-r: Delores
Burke, Helen Burn.. Prance; Uel
frieh, Mary Snider, Margaret
Compton. Geraldine Hickson, Hel
en Shive, Cliarleen Purcell, Mary
Teresi, Mary Kehoe. Ida Mae Nick
els, and Margery Thayer
ADMISSION TO GAME
PETITIONED BY MEDICS
(Continued from l\i>: ■ One)
bershlp foe uni are not eligible
for .unrestricted student privileges
However, m the past they have
been Uloweti concessions for the
games. ° c
Neithet Hugh Uosson, gtndua- ■
manager, not Tout Stoddard, as
sistant graduate manager, could
be reached b- the Emerald las
ui,s,nl tor . tatemenU
i
tion or public retraction of his damaging state
ments. Wa have been informed time and again,
even by Dean Morse, that Mr. Nelson is a man of
high moral courage and splendid character. Here
is his opportunity to demonstrate that “magnanirni
tas" the greatness of spirit which he so strongly
recommended to his University audience last Thurs
day. Mr. Nelson can not have failed to realize by
this time that where there is so hot a fire, there
must be ample fuel to feed it. Mr. Nelscn, it is j
our belief, will be big enough to admit his mistake, j
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A LETTER TO TWO EDITORS
'T'O the Editors of the Emerald and the Barom
eter:
I want to congratulate you young men on the
way you have kept your balance through these try
ing and exciting da,,It would do credit to older
heads than yours, and in my judgment you have
rendered the state of Oregon an important public
service.
It might puzzle a non-journalistic layman to
understand how it is possible to pay an equal trib
ute of praise to two papers that have followed op
posite policies. The Barometer printed a true but
expurgated account of the assembly address of last
Thursday; the Emerald published a poignant ac
count that exhibited the attack upon the Univer
sity in all its awfulness. The Portland papers fol
lowed the Barometer. How can all of these have
been right?
The answer becomes apparent when we imagine
the opposite. Suppose the Barometer and the Port
land papers had played up the story for the utmost
it could have neen made worth as news and sup
pose the Emerald had soft-pedaled the matter. It
would have torn the state wide open, and the papers
would have been accused, and perhaps justly, of
sensationalism on the one hand and of supineness
on the other.
It would have been a miracle a few years ago
for such an event as Thursday’s to happen without
bringing down a flood of mutual recriminations
between the institutions. Yet today not a word
of criticism or hostility or unfriendliness toward
Corvallis is heard on the Eugene campus, and the
Eugeneans believe that in spite of some momen
tary crowd excitement, natural enough in the cir
cumstances, the same prevails ovar there.
The Barometer was warmly praised by Mr. Nel
son in his addresses, and the Emerald has had the
very unusual journalistic experience of hearing
both sides, even in the height of their emotional
crisis, voluntarily and publicly testify that its re
ports were correct. Now your dean publicly adds
a word of heartfelt commendation, in spite of his
past experience that too much praise too early in
the year spoils a young editor, who almost imme
diately goes off and dec:; something foolish. But
your public services have been so important, the
present state of good feeling between the institu- i
tions is so largely due to your judgment, your re- j
straint, and your courage, that 1 cannot refrain.
But please do not consider the crisis over; there
is a long year anead and occasions are almost sure
to arise in which it will be very hard for an editor
to know what is wise and have the courage or the
restraint, wisely to act or refrain.
ERIC W. ALLEN,
Dean, School of Journalism.
PROFESSIONAL. HORSELACGHERS
ONCE a week, suave, slick, Newsmagazine Time
winds up and sends its sprightly little messages
into the homes of hundreds of thousands of our
well-informed people.
Sometimes mocking, sometimes shouting, some
times damning in its ostensible seriousness, Tim?
wields the big stick of sarcasm and cynicism in
laughing down tlie extravagances and idiocies of
America and the world in general.
There are times when it merely runs about like
an impish brat puncturing other children’s toy bal
loons with a pin, screaming with glee the while.
Within its crimson covers laughing stock has
hit a new high. Woe be unto the crackpot inventor,
the windbag politician, who fall3 under Time’s
withering gaze.
The othei day when a whimsy led us back into
the musty reference files in the library, we ran
across a copy of a slick, suave little magazine of
July, 1892. As we skimmed its dull gray pages,
we realized that here was an ancient predecessor
of Time. In its pripi, eighteen-ninetyish way, it
was busily engaged in the same type of endeavor
as its modern fellow, mocking, jeering, and pointing
a scholarly forefinger at folly.
One article which we noticed in particular was
one entitled “How To Fly.” It was an account of
tiie plans of one Hiram Maxim, who dreamed of a
heavier-than-air machine which would leave the
gross earth and soar like a bird The acid calm of
the account lent high humor to foolishness of the
proposition. We can picture how its readers stroked
their mustachios and guffawed, just as America
guffawed at Time’s droll account of Dr. Dudding
and his sporoblast which will produce a super-race
of men from cherry trees.
We are not carrying the banner for the sporo
blast. We realize that Time is safe in most of it-',
sallies. The high percentage of duds among the
innovations of every period is a strong guaranty
of their safety.
Perhaps we are ghouls at heart, but we visualize
with unbounded delight the discomfiture of our
eagy contemporary should one of its victims rise,
phoenix-like, from the ashes of its ridicule, and
boat his breast like King Kong before the village
gates, and glare at the cheer leader of the jeering
mob.
Meanwhile, Time continues with its jibes and
jocules, its keen, ironical wit; sneers, vaunts, snick
ers.
Competition? By STANLEY ROBE
The Safety Valve
All communications are to be addressed
to The Editor, Oregon Daily Emerald,
and should not exceed 200 words in
length. Letters must be signed, but
should the writer prefer, only initials
will be used. The editor maintains the
right to withhold publication should he
see fit.
To the Editor:
If you will deem it not too pre
suptuous in me I should like to
express my opinion about the
present crisis in the Oregon State
System of Higher Education.
Mr. Nelson troubled himself
very unnecessarily violently to in
sult this University, its student
body, its faculty and its friends.
His charges are utterly devoid of
any vestige of truth. I think the
students and people of the state
have been very patient and long
suffering to stand the present
conditions.
We gave Dr. Kerr a chance. He
has failed utterly. He has not
been fair with the budget. He has
antagonized the students. He has
i efused cooperation with the fac
ulty. If there ever was any ques
tion as to whether or not we want
rim it should now be dispelled. We
io not want him, nor de we want
Mr. Nelson. I have no confidence
in either of them.
Our whole experience has been
Jisgusting and disheartening. And
until they both resign our comb
ion shall be like the parable from
Luke: "Then goeth he, and taketh
vith himself seven other spirits
more wicked than himself, and
:hey enter in and dwell there: And
.he last condition of that man is
vorse than the first. (Luke 12:45.)
Very sincerely,
S. EUGENE ALLEN.
To the Editor:
Mr. Roscoe C. Nelson's reply to
3ean Morse’s addrt_ o the Ore- 1
>on alumni Saturday reminds me
>f an attempted finesse of a "nine
• pot" when the ace, king-, queen,
jack, and ten are still out.
After overbidding his h a n d
rhursday in an effort to score a
>rand slam and after Dean Morse’s
’double" of that overbid, Mr. Nel
son found himself in dire need of
it least one quick trick. The the
rtrical statement to the Portland
press was the result. His refer
ence to Dean Morse as “Lawyer”
Morse only shows his inclination
towards speeches of derision. Like
many a player whose actions are
dictated by a surplus of nerve
plus the cooperation of the ele
ment of chance rather than the
use of good common sense, Mr.
Nelson futilely tried to take a
trick with a card that was beaten
in the hand of every interested
person within the scope of Dean
Morse’s voice.
I should advise you to acquire
some of the generalship of Mr.
Harris, the man you so superflu
ously praised: and, Mr. Nelson, be
fore you get in too deep, remem
ber that the Oregon Dads, Oregon
grads, Oregon taxpayers, and stu
dents are FOR Oregon.
PAUL PARKER.
To the Editor:
Perhaps someone some day will
record the struggles of higher
education in Oregon in a compre
hensive way. I am quite con
vinced that the task is far beyond
my humble efforts; therefore I do
not attempt to cover the whole
situation, but I cannot refrain
from protesting the events of last
week-end, particularly Roscoe C.
(Caesar) Nelson’s reply to Dean
Morse's fearless speech.
Speaking of Dean Morse, Mr.
Nelson said: "He is a fine chap,
he had a sympathetic audience, a
football game was in the offing
and Mr. Morse is still quite young."
You’re right, Mr. Nelson. Dean
Morse is young, evidently too
young—too young to know the
folly of truth, the futility of ef
fort, the handicaps of being loyal,
the safety of taking the easiest
way out. He is not a yes-man.
Dean Morse has made himself
eligible to receive a political
“lowering of the boom.” It is up
to the students and faculty of
Oregon to support the dean as he
has supported'us.
1 would like to speak for the
Shortcuts
Collegiate Footnotes
Huey Long of Louisiana and the
Sands Point country club has just
announced, "I do not want the j
support of the American newspa- '
pers." Well then, you ought to be j
very happy these days, Kingfish.
The Minnesota Daily.
If there is an increase in static on
the radio it is merely some of the
unofficial “statesmen" airing then
opinions on the current situations
in Europe. Indiana Daily Student.
The very fact that college stu
dents don’t like to do manual la
bor is the cause of many of their
achievements, for laziness as well
as necessity, is the mother of in
vention Daily Trojan.
Mid-semester quizzes are like
football scrimmages; they don’t
amount to much but they give
you some awful jolts. Daily Kan
san.
The meek shall inherit the earth.
Considering' the mess it's in. you
couldn't wish it on anybody else.
Vancouver. B. C Vbyssev
The Gold Bush to the-Bronx was
successfully stemmed by Dr. Dan
te1 T O'Connell or' this college's
geology department He explained
that "gold" was really mica, a sub
stance which turns golden with
ajge 'Vo;' it nt .; been sold --
I he Cit\ ot New \orU Cdutpu..
CHAIRMAN SAYS ‘SINGLE
COURSE OPEN TO ME'
(Continued front Page One)
lor, and dubbed as carping, critical
censoriousness the attitude of the
Emerald and other publications.
He said a small coterie, character
ized as “Catilines,” had formed a
cabal to make life miserable for j
the chancellor. At Corvallis he
assured the student body of his
affection and interest in the Ore
gon State college.
A storm of protest from the
University followed, of which the
high point was a speech delivered
by Dean Wayne L. Morse at an
alumni luncheon Saturday, attack
ing Nelson’s stand ana charging
that Chancellor Kerr was selected
by a "plot that is so rotten it
stinks to high heaven."
On Monday the University fac
ulty unanimously endorsed the
sentiments of Morse and in a reso
lution demanded the resignation
of Nelson. A student resolution
signed by approximately 1250 un
dergraduates backed the faculty
in this action, deploring the fact
that Nelson's speech had tended
to widen the breach between the
University and state college.
Signature* Sought
Yeomen are reminded to sign up
at the Y hut if they intend to have
their pictures in the Oregana. The
c.v? pe*- nuts i. guaranteed not
to exceed one dollar.
entire student body in recording
approval of what Dean Morse has
said. But I would rather see such
a flood of similar letters to the
“Safety Valve” that there would
he no room to print this one.
LLOYD FAUST.
Corvallis, Ore., Nov. 6, 1933.
To the Editor:
Ther^ is more to lose in Port
land than a football game. Now as
never before the University has
need of friends, and any discour
tesy or bad sportsmanship on the
part of the student body or the
team will reflect to the disadvan
tage of Oregon. The University
stands high in the affection of Port
land people and Oregon State's
fighting spirit has won for her a
similar place. That is as it should
be. However in view of the events
of the past few days, Oregon can't
afford to do anything that will
cause her to lose a single true
friend.
xl is iiul easy ior university
students to realize that things of
seemingly little importance are
viewed in some quarters as evi
dence of general lack of character
and sportsmanship. If Oregon
plays clean, hard football and the
student body behaves as well, no
one can find anything to criticise.
Let’s show them Oregon spirit at
its best, without malice, and ev
erything done in the best of tem
per.
Sincerely,
DONALD H. SAUNDERS, ’33.
2750 Orchard St.,
Corvallis, Ore.
Reading
-and
Writing
PEGGY CHESSMAN, Editor
TTERALDING Book week, No
vember 12-18, Reading and
Writing will devote its space this
week to suggesting some of the
better late books of all classifica
tions. Let's “Grow Up With
Books,” the slogan of this year's
Book week.
In the list of fiction books clas
sified as best sellers since their re
cent publications, we list "Bon
fire," a stirring novel by Dorothy
Canfield. It deals with the mar
riage of a promising young doc
tor to an illiterate waif taken care
of by charity. For a period of time,
everything runs smoothly; then
there is a small quarrel between
the two that should amount to
nothing. However, the young wo
man makes something of it. and
like a bonfire that sweeps out ev
erything, this quarrel affects and
alters the lives of practically ev
eryone in this Vermont village.
Well written and interesting "in
content.
Vincent Schean's newspaper nov
el, “The Tide.” is another good
novel, although very different
from "Bonfire." It is a witty, hi
larious, realistic picture of the so
called routine life a newspaper man
leads.
In the list of non-fiction books
we choose as very outstanding,
The Autobiography of Alice Tok
las." a cleverly written tale of the
life of Gertrude Stein. It has been
serialized in the Atlantic Monthly
and is sponsored by the Literart
Guild, -->0 v hat other alauip of ap
1 proval could a reader ask ? It is
a fine story bringing in the whole
Stein family, of which “Time”
1 quotes:
"I don’t like the family Stein.
There is Gert, there’s Ed, there's
Ein;
Gert’s poems are the bunk,
Ed's statues are punk,
And nobody understands Ein.”
Ernest Hemingway’s new book
of short stories, “Winner Take
: Nothing," is his first book of fic
tion since “Farewell to Arms." The
fourteen stories contained within
! the cover deal with characters and
background, and are presented in a
j medium in which Hemingway is
jat his best.
Look forward to the days fol
lowing November 20. That is the
date Emil Ludwig will offer his
new book, a character study of
nine modem European statesmen.
The book has been entitled “Great
I Statesmen of Modern Europe."
If you delight in mystery stor
; ies, yet want the very best litera
j ture of this sort, choose from “The
I Dragon Murder Case” by S. S. Van
| Dine; “Murder Day by Day" by
I Irvin S. Cobb; “The Woman With
■Two Smiles” by Mairice LeBlanc;
j “Thirteen at Dinner" by Agatha
: Christie; "Doctor Frarn" by Sco
! bie MacKenzie; and "The Curtains
of Storm” by Joseph Gollomb.
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I
Emerald
of the Air
8:45—Interview of Prink Calli
son and members of the Oregon
football squad by the Emerald ra
dio editor.
4:30—Sports flashes and statis
tics are on tap for this 15 minutes
of “etherized” Emerald. Malcolm
Bauer, sports editor, will summar
ize the history of Oregon-Oregon
State games, besides dishing out
other information valuable to every
i football fan.
! 8:30—The third episode of “Su
I burban Murder Case,” an exciting
■ mystery play written by Howard
I Kessler, and directed by Carrol
j Wells. The players are as follows:
| Bill Ireland, Hank Roberts, Earl
Bucknum, Katherine Eismann,
Carroll Wells, Virginia Wappen
stein, Bill Thienes, Tom McCall,
and Bill Rice.
Mannequin
By PATSY LEE
' qpo get to less important items,
for we are all hopped up over
the exciting past weekend—I saw
the cutest chapeaus down town
yesterday. Little scraps of black
velvet wound into intriguing tiny
hats, and mind you, they are
pushed ’way back off the brow.
Some have wide, flaring veils
which lend that “I’m-so-weak-and
you’re-so-strong” effect.
One which Mannequin hopes
some coed will snatch off in a hur
ry, is a filmy thing of black horse
hair and velvet which scoots far
back and which has a fetching
peak of filmy lace right across the
forehead! It gives that old-fash
ioned poke-bonnet appearance,
which is not only fashionable but
is verra, verra “flirtish.”
Some more observations about
town: plaid taffeta blouses in the
brightest hues possible—green, to
mato, and wine. Just the thing to
dress up your tired jumper; eele
grey felt hats with perky red
feather jiggers; sequin evening
caps; Lelong’s beautiful new bottle
of eau de cologne which looks like
a crystallized liqueur decanter;
.corduroy p.j.’s, (I can’t stop talk
ing about them); new Kayserett
sleepers; the latest short-vamp
slippers in black satin; lovely one
strap walking shoes; Spaulding’s
sport brogues; leather jackets with
pleated backs; the new skirts in
tweed which have buttons all the
way down the front; the new
wooly sport hats, and last but not
j least, the new rubber rain capes
(brown is elegant for campus
; wear I.
Mannequin places all those men
who purchased yellow ties with
green O’s in this week's limelight
j because they show the true Oregon
spirit which is shining brighter
j than ever, despite outside influ
ences.
I
Innocent
Bystander
By BARNEY CLARK
I'iICK NEUBERGER, orator ex
traordinary, shook his right
fist with such vigor the other eve
in defending Coach Spears, Presi
dent Hall, Roscoe C. Nelson, and
others in the meeting held in Ger
linger hall that he broke his arm.
At least that is HIS story, and
he's stuck with it.
* * *
Innocent Bystander has been
informed by any number of
our charming coeds that the
yell-leaders are sadly in need
of shadow-proof slips, as any
one with any eye at all can
readily perceive their shorts
right through their white
trousers. A petition is on foot
to have this disgusting condi
tion remedied before the Ore
gon State game, as the good
people of Portland would no
I doubt take it as an indication
of the lax morality of the stu
dent body in general.
Right now B. Clark wants to
, state that he say T. Blakely Ham
j ilton at the Journalism Jam Fri
| day night, and that contrary to all
natural law he was in a condition
1 that would have surprised and de
lighted the W.C.T.U. On his own
birthday, too. How the mighty are
fallen!
* * *
Don “Pure” White, Fiji
flash, isn’t going to do with
out his publicity any longer.
Don has been shamefully neg
lected, principally because we
couldn’t get anything on him,
but that condition will be rec
tified. We hereby issue an ap
peal to you six readers, beg
ging that you inform us of any
of his little falls from grace,
so that they may be properly
dealt with.
After some search last night
puzzled journalists discovered
Mary Louiee “Little Londos” Ed
inger sitting all by her wee self in
a corner and singing “Give Me Lib
erty or Give Me Love” in a deep,
resonant bass voice. She explained
that it was just a frog in her
throat, but it sounded more like a
bull elek!
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The “Side” will be
closed
all day Saturday
so we can all go to
the game.
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Sunday at 4 p. m.
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