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- By BRUCE HAMBY -
/CRYSTAL W. BALL — Come
" A home at once. All is forgiven.
Shed a tear for poor Willard
Jarvis, Paul Schissler’s high-step
Crystal W. Ball
ping halfback,
who is under
going agonies
in the Corvallis
Municipal hos
pital. Covered
with ice - water
packs, he lies
there, under
the tender care
of anxious phy
sic i a n s who
fear an attack
of appendicitis.
Oregon State
publicity men are ripping oft
reams of articles on poor Willard
and the awful blow his loss will
mean to the Beavers Saturday
afternoon.
* * *
But this is not all! Poor little
Willard is through all this for the
second time. According to the
memory of Dick Neuberger, who
was covering high school sports
for the Oregonian, Jarvis was in
the hospital in 1930 to have his
diseased appendix removed.
Washington high school, Wil
lard’s alma mater, was playing
Commerce, already champions of
the Portland interscholastic
league, in the last game of the
season. Jarvis, who was team
captain, had been removed to the
hospital a week before and a lad
by the name of Virgil Marquardt
was chosen leader of the Colonials.
If memory serves right, the score
in the game was 0 to 0.
't They say the third time is a
charm. Maybe they'll really come
out next year when Poor Paul (or
will it be Paul?) needs him most.
Oh, the Irony of life.
* * *
Following is a probable con
versation between John Paul
Schissler and Prince Gary Cal
lison. It takes place before the
big game:
Schiss:Hello, Prink! I’m glad
you’re here.
Prink: (Taking off his ga
loushas) Hello, Paul! Glad to
be here. What a jolly place this
is. Looks just like our old
abandoned locker-room at Mc
Arthur court (Vote 317 X No).
Paul: Does it, Prink? I’m
glad. (Vote 316 X Yes).
Prink: How’s Jarvis, Paid?
Paul: Fine, fine Oh! I mean
the poor boy. Poor, poor lad.
All ngiht his temperature was
normal—Oh! I mean subnormal,
abnormal. You know, Prink,
how it is. Just like Bernie
Hughes before the Santa Clara
game. He was pretty sick, too,
I bet. Huh ?
Prink: Was he sick? Paul, you
don’t know what I went through
with that boy. Why, he pretty
near had to be taken out in the
last quarter. Say, isn’t that Jar
vis out there returning punts?
Paul: Oh! Dear me! It is!
What shall I do ? They must have
sent him away from the hospital.
Oh! Dear! Those people fooling,
saying he wouldn't be able to play.
Prink, you don't know what I go
through here.
Prink: Nice field, Paul.
Paul: Isn’t it, Prink? It was so
firm last night we had to turn the
fire-hoses on it.
Prink: Fire-hoses?
* * *
Paul: And how's Mikulak to
day? I’m glad to see he’s go
ing to play.
Prink: Why, he’s just fine.
And how's Hal Moe?
Paul: Who? Hal Moe? Why,
let’s see. Is he in the hospital?
No, I see him there. Guess he's
all right.
Prink: I always like to -see
him play. I like his face.
Bobby Morris: Come, come,
boys. It’s time to start the
game.
Paul: T do hope you win to
day, Prink.
Prink: Yeah, good luck, Paul.
Sound of Field Announcer
from distance: Starting lineup
for Oregon State college (at
Corvallis): Jarvis, McIntosh,
Ward, Franklin .... cheers
from crowd drown out loud
speaker. * * *
Quick, Neuberger, get extradi
tion papers! Look at what we
just received! Little Crystal has i
been found!
OREGON DAILY EMERALD
.... COLLECT.
FORT MCMURRA Y. E D G E
ARCTIC CIRCLE. MAN CLAIM
ING TO BE CRYSTAL W. BALL
OF EUGENE CAPTURED HERE
TONIGHT BY WILDERNESS
PATROL STOP FOUND MUT
TERING THE ROOKS WILL
WIN THE ROOKS WILL WIN
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STOP NORTHWEST MOUNTED
POLICE.
Vote for Fred Fisk, Democratic
candidate, for County Judge, Class
of 1897, member of the Board of
Regents, 1923-29. Paid Ad.
•A,
Yearlings Out
To Break Tie
Of First Tilt
Schulz Announces Starting
Frosli Lineup
Stage Set for Opening Scene of
Oregon-Oregon State
Homecoming
By ART DERBYSHIRE
The University of Oregon Duck
ling football team is in excellent
shape for its annual clash with
Irv Schulz
the Oregon State
Rooks on Hay
ward field at
8:00^ o'clock to
night in the
game which will
decide the state
freshman foot
ball crown. This
game promises
to be the great
est naturaf of the
season and will
officially open Homecoming grid
festivities between the two
schools.
The two yearling elevens bat
tled to a scoreless tie two weeks
ago. According to comparative
dope, both teams are on equal
footing, but previous scores and
past games carry very little
weight, when the two well oiled
grid-machines meet in their sec
ond “little-big civil war” game.
Line Is Chosen
The men who will start in the
Oregon freshman forward wall
have been chosen, but the back
field berths are still open.
In the line, Willie Torrence, the
colored boy from LaGrande, is al
most a certain starter at left end.
Gordon Wright will start at the
right wing. He is an exceptional
ly fast defensive end.
Dwight Nielson will start at
left tackle, with Wilfred Byrne at
right tackle. Byrne has a de
cided edge because of his weight
and driving power.
Hahn Is Light
John Lundin will start at the |
left guard post. He has speed and
is aggressive. Shorty Hahn will
start at right guard. Although he
weighs only 155 he is tough to get
by. Hahn is one of the lightest
linemen ever to play for the Ore
gon freshmen. Jim Reed, ex-Salem
high Star, will be at the pivot post.
Whitten Arey will start at
quarterback. Whit is a proficient
blocker and the hardest tackier
on the squad.
Milligan Out standing
Either Joe Gordon, who played
on Jefferson’s state championship
team, or Prank Michek will start
at the left half berth.
Stew Milligan, outstanding
freshman back, will start at right
half. Milligan is an excellent
punter and passer.
“Tuffy” Leeman, the million dol
lar baby, will start at the full
back post.
Starting lineups:
Oregon Frosh
Torrence
Nielson
Lundin
Reed
Hahn
Byrne
Wright
Arey
Gordon
Milligan
Leeman
LE
LT
LG
C
RG
RT
RE
Q
LH
RH
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Oregon State
Jessup
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Rolfness
. Myall
McClurg
Demining
Shultz
. Jowdy
Joslin
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A valuable waterproof outer
garment has been found and
placed in the archives of the lost
and found at the University depot.
The person who owns this article
may reclaim it by calling at the
depot and identifying it.
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A gripping
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and loves!
With flam
ing excite
ment and
reckless
abandon
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Owner may have same by iden
tifying and paying for ad. Call ;
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men’s gym. Call Meissner, 703.
Reward.
It’s P, J, Himself, Folks.
Yes, indeed, it’s I'uul John Sehissler, Beaver mentor, who will wear the colors of Orange and Black
when Oregon Stale meets Oregon in the annual “big game,” at Corvallis tomorrow afternoon. Last
year P. <1. held the Webfoots to a scoreless tig, and he’s out after hlood on Bell field tomorrow.
Eugene Griciders
Defeat Corvallis
High Eleven, 19-6
Fritz Kramer’s Prepper
<i«‘t Little Opposition
From Rivals
By DUD LINDNER
Eugene high school run wild
over Mush Torson’s Corvallis high ]
eleven last night on Hayward
field to win, 19 to 6, and give
Eugene an edge in the inter-city
rivalry scheduled for the week
end.
Knight, Eugene left end, scored
soon after the opening kickoff
after Dick Bishop, fullback, had
bucked the ball to the 15-yard
stripe. Knight scored after catch
ing a pass from Brown, right
half. Brown converted.
ltishop Eugene Star
Eugene added another touch
down in the second quarter when
Bishop smashed through the Cor
vallis line from the 5-yard line.
Brown failed in his goal attempt.
Corvallis made its only score
early in the fourth period when
Robertson, substitute halfback, re
covered a fumble on the Eugene
42-yard line. Talent, another sub
half, put the ball over in seven
straight plays. Kramer's lads
added another six points just be
fore the final gun when Turner
caught a long pass on the 15-yard
line. Elton Owen, quarter, made
the score.
The Eugene eleven kept under
wraps throughout the game, for
tomorrow afternoon they meet the
undefeated Medford high squad.
Indian Yearlings
To Meet Cal. Cubs
Berkeley, cai., Nov. 2—
Two freshman football teams cli
max their seasons Saturday in the
Memorial stadium when the first
year teams of Stanford and Cali
fornia meet in their annual game.
The contest, main event for the
stadium this week, will start at 2
o’clock.
The Cardinal yearlings will go
into the contest as the heavy fa
vorites due to the smashing vic
tory which they scored over the
Southern California freshmen last
week. Starting almost with the
opening gun, the Stanford year
lings ran up a 33-to-6 score on
their southern rivals.
Chrysanthemum Sale
To Continue for Today
The A. W. S. mum sale will con
tinue today at the Co-op from 10
to 4, it was announced yesterday.
Prices are 50 cents, 75 cents,
and $1. The proceeds from the
sale will support the loan fund
sponsored by the A. W. S. for both
men and women students. Edith
Peterson is in charge of the sale.
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University High
To Meet Roseburg
University high school's grid
squad travels to Roseburg to
morrow afternoon where they will
meet the strong Roseburg high
eleven.
Choppie Parke, mentor of the
campus crew, has been drilling
his protegees hard for the game
with the southern prep team, and
looks for a win despite the fact
that injuries have cut deep into
his starting lineup. Pud- Graham,
half, and Dick Hill, guard, both
will be on the sidelines tomorrow,
the former not yet recovered from
a tonsilitis operation, while the
latter sustained a sprained ankle
in the Albany clash.
Six students from W. S. C. have
been selected to represent the col
lege of agriculture at state fair.
Will Oregon
But BOY, What a Game
It\s Going to Be
GOOD LUCK, OREGON
From
Saturday ?
SURE!
They Will!!
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S.P.T., Alpha
Upsilon, Fiji
Fives Victors
Si"nia Pi Tau Noses Out
Chi Psis in Thriller
Dibits and Sherry Ross Teams Are
Outplayed in One-Sided
Contests
Today’s Schedule
Phi Sigma Kappa vs. Phi
Kappa Psi, 4 p. m. (A).
Sigma hall vs. Beta Theta Pi,
4:40 p. m. (A)
Gamma hall vs. Alpha Tau
Omega, 5:20 p. m. (A)
By BEN BLACK
Sigma Pi Tau and Chi Psi bat
tled through four hectic, exciting
quarters in last night’s first intra
mural basketball contest with the
S. P. T. boys coming out on the
long end of a 19-16 score. In the
other games the Fiji outfit beat
Delta Tau Delt^ 18 to 4 and Al
pha Upsilon won over Sherry Ross
hall by an 18-5 score.
What was probably the closest
game in donut basketball this year
was the one between the S. P. T.
and Chi Psi fives. S. P. T. won
with the help of Ballard, forward,
who collected nine points. Wells
and Travis, Chi Psi guards, were
shining lights on defense. Both
of these boys smeared plenty of
S. P. T. high-powered scoring
plays. Schenk, of Sigma Pi Tau,
also played a good consistent
game.
The Fiji game with Delta Tau
Delta was all Fijj. The winners
showed a much better brand of
passing and floor work and clear
ly outclassed the D. T. D. boys.
The Delts were game, however,
and scored all their points in the
latter part of the game. The final
score of this contest was 18 to 4.
The last game of the night, be
tween Sherry Ross hall and Al
pha Upsilon, resulted in an 18 to
5 rout with the fraternity team
winning. Both teams played good
basketball, although Alpha Upsi
lon scored almost at will.
Station KWSC, Washington
State radio station recently re
ceived its license from the federal
radio commission.
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"Two More Hurt”
Wail Orangemen
As Big Tilt Nears
OREGON STATE COLLEGE,
Corvallis, Nov. 3.—Oregon State
college football team will proba
bly enter the homecoming game
against Oregon here Saturday at
1:30 o’clock without the services
of Edward McIntosh and Willard
Jarvis, sophomore backfield sen
sations. McIntosh is on the side
lines with a stiff knee, while Jar
vis is in the hospital with a slight
attack of appendicitis.
These two men were being
counted on to do a great deal of
ball carrying against the Web
foots, and should they be unable
to play the Oregon State offen
sive will be greatly weakened.
Johnny Eiancone and Hal Jos
lin, veteran backfield men, are be
ing counted on to carry the brunt
of the Beaver offense in the ab
sence of McIntosh and Jarvis.
Biancone is a shifty runner and is
hard to tackle, while Joslin is fast
and a fine line plunger.
Despite rain the Orangemen
have been putting the finishing
touches on their field maneuvers
for the coming battle. Passing of
fense and defense have been given
the most attention.
Willamette Park Dance
Increases Radio Fund
A total of $85 has been received
toward the radio fund to fight the
Zorn - Macpherson “school - grab
bing’’ bill, as a result of the dance
held Wednesday night at Willam
ette park.
The dance, which was sponsored
by the junior chamber of com
merce, was attended by about 350
students.
Sports Review
By DUD LINDNER
Washington State seems to he
going in for relations and name
sakes on their football team this
year. Ollie Arbelbide and Howard
Moses are brothers of the two big
cogs in the Trojan team last year
and the year before. George Bican
is a brother of Nick Bican, who
played for the Golden Bears a few
years ago.
To get to the namesakes, W. S.
C. has a lad by the name of Walter
Camp. However, he says that he
is not related to the famous Wal
ter Camp who is known as the
“father of football” and originator
of the idea of picking all-Ameri
can teams. Another is Frank
Ingram, but he is not related to
“Navy Bill” of California.
•I. :!: *
The doubtful fame of Roy Reig
els, California's great center a
few years ago, has spread to Lon
don town, it seems.
Herbert Roberts, hailed as the
greatest soccer player in England,
staged a pair of rare performances
a few weeks ago when he scored
two goals for the opposition.
Twice within five minutes he sent
the ball spinning into the wrong
net, much to the disgust of his
team-mates. '
» * *
Here’s another one for your all
American scrap book on footbali.
St. Mary’s college, Michigan, has
a coach by the name of Krzyzo
siak. Just sneeze and you have
another of the famed fighting
Irish.
* * *
West Virginia gets the prize for
the most useful player in the way
of a triple threat man this year.
Bill Perriott, backfield ace, can
pass a ball with either hand and
kick it with either foot. Besides
these accomplishments he is a
track star in the sprints. You
read about them but seldom hear
of one.
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