Nobody’s Business • i ▼ T -- By BRUCE HAMBY - AUTHORITIES at the Univer sity of Kansas recently gave Bill Hargiss, football mentor, the Willis Smith uu um.c of unsatisfactory conditions on the squad. But Arch Ward, sardonic sports editor of the Chicago Tri bune, evidently thinks otherwise. Mr. Ward writes thus about the nasty attack on Hargiss: “The Universi ty or Kansas has ousted Kill Hargiss, because of unsatisfac tory conditions on the squad. The unsatisfactory conditions developed after Kansas lost to Oklahoma, 21 to 6. “Of course I do not believe for an instant that the disappoint ing showing of the Jayhawkers against one of their leading Big Six rivals had anything to do with the dismissal of Hargiss, because I have read repeatedly that ithe universities expected coaches to model the lives of young men and that victory af ter all was unimportant. * * * "So it must be that the Kansas academic leaders felt that Hargiss was not doing a good job of mod eling “No doubt there will be some who will entertain the debasing thought that Hargiss was re moved for failing to obtain results as measured by victory and defeat. But this Is un-American and, of course, will be ridiculed by the right-thinking element.” Mr. Ward goes on to comment that you can’t escape the idea that a coach’s life is no bed of roses. “Suggestion that he is entitled to more salary than the average in structor invariably brings forth a fierce yelping from educational circles, but have you ever heard of a professor being fired because his boys were out-smarted by a group from a neighboring school in the season's big cerebral test ? "No professor at Kansas had to send his charges into a stadium before 35,000 persons to demon strate their knowledge of the un derlying causes for the fall of the Homan republic, or to explain why do, dare, dedi, datum takes the dative. “So what.” * * * Leo Calland, head man at the Moscow grid field, must take great delight in having large numbers of quarterbacks about him. On the Vandal traveling squad are listed four. Evidently Leo likes to have one handy at the end of a game for general bawling-out purposes and with four figures he can’t miss find ing one. Heading the parade is Willis Smith, Idaho’s "one-man of fense,” has proven to be the out standing ball carrier on the Van dal squad this year. Against Montana last week he scored two touchdowns single-handed and ripped through the Grizzly line at leisure. He is playing his second year on Calland’s eleven. Besides Smith there is Cy Ger aghty, star of last year’s frosh team; George Wilson, two-year veteran and 1930 champion long distance scorer; and Genio Plas tino, a young reserve from the home of the world's largest pulp mill, Camas, Washington. Genio is the lightest man on the Vandal squad. His weight, as re corded on the official Idaho ros ter, is 132 pounds. Wilson is t He heavyweight of the four, weigh ing 155. Geraughty and Smith are listed at 153 and 150 respectively. ++++++++++++++++++-H~M4-++++++++++++++++++++++++-y Jephtha Rixey, Cincinnati Reds’ hurler, has been in the major leagues 20 years and has never been in a minor league. M,++t+++,H'+++l"H‘+'H'l,'H'| A Tip to * College Men! We are offering to Ore gon students the latest and snappiest styles in Touchdown, Huddle, Cross Buck McGregor Sweaters $3.95 All Colors Also the New ‘Drop-Kick” Hats $2.50 Just Received New Neckwear $1.00 Values for line Collegiate Men’s Wear 823 E. 13th St. C++. Blankenberg Leads Fiji Mermen toVictory in Swim Finals First Donut Title Goes To Group On Hill Y«*onif*n Beaten 22-20 in Close Finish Good Times Made in Final Water Joust; Sears Is Best For Losers By BEN HACK Led by Tommy Blankenberg the Fijis last night took the Yeomen into camp by the close score of 22 to 20 in the intramural swim ming finals held in the Gerlinger hall pool. The first event on the program, the 40-yard free style dash, was won by Smith, of the Yeomen, with Gummess, of the Fiji outfit making a close race of it. Atkin son, also of the Fijis, was third. In the 40-yard backstroke event Sears, of the Yeomen, captured the honors. Seufert, star Fiji merman, made an exciting finish and won over Best of the Yeomen, who took third place. The 40-yard breaststroke race proved to be all Blankenberg's who won from Kirby of the Yeomen. Whittaker, Yeomen, was third. Blankenberg, second man swim ming in the 120 yard relay, got such a big lead over his opponent that his team won this event with apparent ease. In the 60-yard individual medley Blankenberg sewed up the meet for the Fijis winning from Sears, Yeomen. Water polo competition will start Monday afternoon, Mike Hoyman, swimming coach an nounced last night. Summaries; 40-yard free style: Smith, Yeo men, first. Gummess, Fiji, second. Atkinson, Fiji, third. Time; 22.4. 40-yard backstroke: Sears, Yeo men, first. Seufert, Fiji, second. Best, Yeomen, third. Time, 27.3. 40-yard breaststroke: Blanken berg, Fiji, first. Kirby, Yeomen, second. Whittaker, Yeomen, third. Time: 24.2. j.£U-.yuru nieuicy icitxy . wun uy Fijis. Time: 1.15. 60-yard individual medley: won by Blankenberg, Fijis. Time 38.3. 120-yard free style relay: won by Yeomen. Time: 1.07. Trojan Rooters Ready To Invade Indian Stronghold LOS ANGELES, Oco. 19 Palo Alto becomes the football mecca for thousands of University of Southern C a 1 if o r n i a students, alumni and followers this week end as they prepare to back their Trojans against the Indians of Stanford in the Redskins’ stadium Saturday. Special trains, boats and planes and hundreds of auto mobile parties will carry S. C. fans north for the game that may prove to be the Pacific coast foot ball titanic of the season and the deciding battle for the conference championship. The trek northward will start Thursday night when approxi mately 36 members of the Trojan i varsity squad and the S. C. coach I ing staff will leave for the game. The Southern California squad | will leave the train at San Jose Friday morning and will spend I that day resting in the seclusion | of the Castlewood Country club. I The Trojans will remain at Castle wood until shortly before noon [ Saturday, when they will be taken ; by bus to the Stanford stadium. Today Last Day To Buy Second Hand Sneaks Today will be the last chance I for another year to buy a pair of second hand tennis shoes, accord ing to Elizabeth Hahner. In addition to the shoes there are several swimming caps in ex cellent condition to Vie had for 10 cents as well as some other odds and ends left by students at the end of the school year. CLASSIFIED FOR RENT Furnished apt,, 3 rms. and private bath, large closets. Entire upper story. No other tenants. Four blocks to univ. Tel. and water free. Ap proved for students. 1030 Pat terson. Board and Room BOARD and Room, $18.00. Home cooked meals served family style. BOARD without room $15.00. Students' Home, 370 E 11th St. LOST Small black female water spaniel. Children’s pet. Return 1441 Hilyard. Ph. 180. LOST Silver rimmed glasses in brown case. Phone 3900. She Hits a Mean Brassie Virginia Van Wie of Chicago is shown above holding the trophy presented her as the queen of America’s golfers. Miss Van Wie won the title with her sensational victory over (ijenna Collett Ware, vet eran player, in the final match of tin* women’s national championships at the Salem Country club. Beaver Griclmen Drill for Cougar Passing Altaek Washington Slate To Bring Powerful Team to Corvallis OREGON STATE COLLEGE, Corvallis, Oct. 18. Oregon state football team is spending most of £ mm.. (Jeorpe Sunder practice sessions before the Wash i n g t o n state game here Sat urday in perfect ing a pass de fense capable of stopping the touted Cougar aerial game. Washington state has a well bal anced team with n. strong' running attack and a flashy passing game. George Sander, Cougar half- j back, has b6en rated as the best passer and punter on the coast this year. Sander will team with Ollie Arbelbide at the halfback posts and with George Theodora tus, 240 pound fullback, will carry the brunt of the Cougar attack. Theodoratus has made quite a rep utation for himself this year as a line plunger. Arbelbide plays half on offense and safety on defense. , He broke loose in the California game last week-end and ran back a punt 45-yards for the only Wash ington state touchdown, clinching the game for the Cougars, 7 to 2. Line Hattie Likely Line play will probably decide the winner as both teams have good fast baekfields. The Wash ington state line has shown to the best advantage so far this season, holding the University of Califor nia attack for four straight downs within the four-yard marker. Dopesters are figuring the Cougars to win by one touchdown due to early season showing of both teams. The Orangemen are expected to be at their peak for the clash be cause of a two weeks rest, while the Cougars may hit a slight dump after their hard tussle with California last Saturday. The Bea vers will be out to stop Washing ton State from scoring its fifth straight victory, the Orangemen's last win being in 1027 on Bell field here. Curly Miller, two-year letter man, will captain the Beavers. An electric score board for box ing was introduced in Chicago at the Baer-Griffiths bout. A mem ber of the boxing commission flashed a light indicating the win ner of each round. More Scrimmage Order of Schulz For Frosh Squad Fashion note yearling gridmen this week will scrimmage, scrim mage, and then scrimmage some more. To suggest to some gallop ing guard or elephantine end on the frosh squad that this proposed program is any variation from the usual would be to court disaster, but nevertheless the promise of more and better scrimmages was Coach Schulz’s ultimatum to his proteges last night. The Ducklings worked out on Hayward field in the absence of the varsity, who were practicing on the turf just east of the Igloo, and after a “mild” sort of cross country workout., they buckled down io serious business and pro ceeded to tear imaginary rook linemen and backs to pieces. Tonight will see the last hard workout before the first “little big” game, which is scheduled for tomorrow night over on the rooks’ home field. Dibrell Williams, then a first year shortstop for the Philadel phia Athletics, set a strikeout rec ord for American league players when he whiffed nine times in the 1931 world’s series. IffllililMI Last Times Tonight You’ll Like It Better Than "The Spirit of Notre Dame” Laughs by Slim Summerville Tom Brown All-Star Cast!! PLUS Ben Turpin in “Light House Love” REMEMBER— Every Tenth Adult Admission Hoes to Kndio Fund to Help Keep the Univer sity in Eugene!! affirm TILL SATURDAY COME LAFF—-TILL YOU CRY HAROLD LLOYD 'Movie Crazy CONSTANCE CUMMINGS PKOm<CtT> b* MARCHD llOYD COW U' ( jKiiv/mMnt f\cU<ix‘ ^ Also "Silly Symphony" Movietone News Stevens Passes i Sigma Delta Psi Honorary Tests Lewis Stevens passed his last physical requirement test yester day, and is eligible for Sigma Delta Psi, athletic honorary. Passing some events with ease he has spent three terms working on them. He has had no events cancelled for varsity letters. Ste vens is the fifth S. A. E. to pass these tests, a record for any house, j Below is a record of the events he passed under Russ Cutler, phy sical education instructor and honorary member of Sigma Delta Psi: The 100-yard dash, 113-5 sec onds; 1200-yard low hurdles, 15 9-10 seconds; high jump, 5 feet; broad jump, 17 feet 1-2 inch; 16 lb. shot put, 30 feet; football kick, 40 yards; baseball throw, 260 feet; 1-mile run, 5 minutes 59 4-5 sec onds; 20-foot rope climb, 10 3-5 seconds; 100-yard swim, 1 minute 15 seconds; front hand spring, o. k.; hand stand, 10 seconds; fence vault, o. k. Donut Sport Title Races Under Way All-campus events in handball, golf, tennis, and horseshoes start ed last Monday with a large list of participants entered in the va rious sports. An announcement concerning the tournament play was issued yesterday to the effect, that for feitures must be reported to the all-campus event office as soon as it occurs. Four in Infirmary The infirmary is steadily losing ground again with only four stu dents making use of the beds. Even the football squad are de serting, with Art Clarkson the only representative. Those in at the present time are Helen Catherine Sargent, Gladys Burns, and Ejner Nielsen. Ducks Frame Of Mind Right For Idaho Tilt Van<lals Are Real Threat to Callison’s Men Twenty-Seven Webfoots To Leave For Moscow Today; Squad Is Crippled Last Saturday’s bewildering de feat has given the Oregon Web foots a different slant on football which Prin c Callison prays they will keep through the remainder of the season. That slant is that any team in the conference, or out of it, is a threat until the timer fires the final shot. The University of Idaho has not been a great threat to the Web foots for some years, but the play ers are not taking next Saturday's encounter lightly. Two distinct events are respon sible for Oregon’s fear of the Van dals. First is U. C. L. A.’s sensa tional 11th hour victory in Port land last week, and the second Is the fact that the same Bruin team was able to beat Idaho only 6 to 0. Nix on the Passes Because two long passes that floated over the heads of Oregon’s secondary in the dusk decided the Bruin battle, the Webfoots drilled more than an hour on pass defense today. If the Vandals should over come Oregon Saturday, Prink Cal lison is determined they will not do so via the aerial route. That the lads aren’t discouraged in the slightest because of the U. C. L. A. episode was evidenced from the lively, hustling manner in which they went through their paces today. Big Stan Kostka was back at right half and he stepped stylishly as he pounded the sec ond-string line. Morgan, Miluilak Off Squad Captain Bill Morgan and Mike Mi’kulak still are crippled so bad i ly that they won’t even make the He Hits ’em § Here is Bob Moser, sophomore tackle of the University of Idaho, as he will look to Prink Callison’s Webfoots when they meet the Van dals Saturday at Moseow. trip to Moscow. Mikulak will ac company Gene Shields when the latter scouts the game between O. S. C. and W. S. C., and Morgan either will go with Jack O’Brien to the Stanford-U. S. C. classic or will accompany Mikulak and Shields to Corvallis. The Oregon team, 27 strong, will leave here at 4:30 tomorrow. Coaches Callison and Kitzmiller, Colonel Bill Hayward and Mana ger Robb will go along. The squad will stop at the Washington hotel in Pullman, driving to Moscow the morning of the game. Mrs. Stanley Hack, wife of the Cubs’ third baseman and the for mer Dorothy Weisel of San Fran cisco, defeated the No. 1 ranking player at one of Chicago’s leading tennis clubs, where she is a mem ber. The University of Iowa’s back field, hit by ineligibility of two 1932 regulars, will be three-quar ters sophomores this fall, accord ' ing to early indications. Sports — IN — Review -Ey DUD LINDNER f~|NE hundred to four hundred pounds is the weight range of the Hamburg high school football squad, Hamburg, Arkansas. Elton Bryant, 19, tips the beam at an even 400. He is six feet four and has a waist measuring GO inches. His one ambition is to make the first string and Elmer Smith, coach, says that he has a chance to achieve his ambition. Ho has a drive and speed unusual for a boy his size. Joe Gleason, backfield star, is on the other end of the scale. Ha weighs a fraction over 100 but his spirit and drive have won him a place on the first eleven. The Kentucky Wildcats expect to bring another giant into the athletic world when basketball season opens this winter. He is Brad Lair, candidate for center position on the basketball squad. He stands six feet ten and one half inches tall and has had sev eral years competition before en tering college. Albert Lowery is not on the football team at the University of Michigan but he was still car ried from the field of battle dur ing the Nebraska game. He was exhorting the grandstand in the capacity of cheer leader when he took a tumble and twisted his knee so badly that he could not walk. * * * Who says that the Minnesota athletic teams are a bunch of Swedes? This year there is only one Swede playing on the first string football eleven. pH RAW FURY "Nature in the Raw”— as por trayed by Meissonier’s famous painting (1855)... inspired by the savage passion held in check by Henry IV’s stern edict against duels among the nobles of his court. —and raw tobaccos have no place in cigarettes They are not present in Luckies . . . the mildest cigarette you ever smoked WE buy the finest, the very finest tobaccos in all the world—but that does not explain why folks every where regard Lucky Strike as the mildest cigarette. The fact is, we never overlook the truth that "Nature in the Raw is Seldom Mild” — so these fine tobaccos, after proper aging and mellowing, are then given the benefit of that Lucky Strike purifying process, described by the words—"It’s toasted”. That’s why folks in every city, town and hamlet say that Luckies are such mild cigarettes. “It’s toasted” That package of mild Luckies 7 "If a man urite a bitter boot, preach a better sermon, or make a better mouse-trap than his neighbor, tho he build his house in the uoods, the uorid ut/l make a beaten path to his door. "—RALPH WALDO EMERSON. Does not this explain the world-wide acceptance and approval of Lucky Strike?