EDITORIAL AND FEATURE PAGE OF THE OREGON DAILY EMERALD
University of Oregon, Eugene
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<< A VOTE of confidence” was given the University of Oregon
with the recent additional grant for summer session
teacher training work here by the Carnegie corporation and the
American Institute of Architects.
Oregon has been the recipient of grants from the Carnegie
and other foundations for pursuit of work in artistic apprecia
tion for the past two or three years, but the recent grant was
increased, making possible “changes in policy and procedure that
will assure the University the best summer session in this work
that it has ever had.’j
Particularly encouraging is the news of the renewal and in
crease of the grant from eastern groups interested in the prog
ress of education. At a time when the University is seriously
hampered by lack of state-appropriated funds, this recognition
must make the University officials believe that "there is a Santa
Claus after all!”
The Far West upheld its record for intersectional gridiron
supremacy Saturday in the brilliant defeat of Notre Dame by
the Trojans of U. S. C. It was a win in which the whole West
took major pride, and even Oregon, which suffered so at tho
hands of the men of Troy, felt less shame for having lost to the
team that toppled the East's best.
Students at the University of Washington, in a quiz con
ducted by the Daily on leading men and events of the day,
showed blissful ignorance of many of the ten questions asked.
Ninety students flunked. Sample questions: Who are Grandi
and Gandhi ? Who is Pierre Laval ? Who is the political leader
of Russia? Who is the mayor of Chicago?
With these cold nights comes the story of the man who slept
with so many blankets on his bed he had to get up and rest
every now and then. Not us. It's even too cold to venture out
on the sleeping porch, in the first place.
There Is A Santa Claus!
Man
Stupid snobbery as practiced by
many sorority women on the cam
pus is displeasing to the average
college man. He feels that any
woman student who bases her
friendships for either men or wom
en on social standing is unworthy
of his attention. She should be a
social secretary, he thinks.
* * *
The Pacific Coast conference,
especially the northern division, is
like a man walking a six-inch plank
over a huge vat of hot water. The
“moguls” of that body may well
be worried over the irreverent at
titude of sports editors and writ
ers on the coast. Oregon State dis
covers that she has an ineligible
man and makes a great hullabaloo
over declaring him out ol play. Em
erald sports writer. Baker, must
have wanted to say something
pretty bad but he didn't. The av
erage man is likely to wonder.
* * *
That bane of the fiction reader's
existence, the person who under
lines cheaply significant phrases in
books, has at last been responsible
for a tragedy. Girl Bride Joyce
Douglas had a quarrel with her
husband, also seventeen, and went
into the bedroom to calm down.
She read an underlined phrase in
a book and then took poison. The
quotation: "'One's life seemed a
game against odds. One never
won.”
# * *
Great actor John Barrymore
gives a great performance as the
“Mad Genius,” in the picture of
that name now playing in town.
He dominates and overshadows
other actors in the picture with
true Barrymore spotlight stealing
skill .
PRINCETON TO OKI’ TAINTING
PRINCETON, N. J. (IP)—One
of the largest series of mural
paintings ever undertaken for an
American college is being execut
ed for Princeton university. Nine
panels, each 8 by 12 feet, have
been ordered for the trophy room
of the university gymnasium. Ath
letic games or individuals will be
depicted in the murals.
GOLD MEDAL
Quality Dairy Products
GRADE A, FROM PRODUCTION TO CONSUMER
A special truck supplies the campus.
SPECIAL ICE CREAM FLAVORS FOR
THANKSGIVING
Phone 393
*1
Medo-Land Creamery Co.
LEMON ♦
♦ PALOOKA
HEIGH, HO. LACK-A-DAISY.
AND HERE WE ARE BACK TO
THE OLD SLIME STONE AFTER
SATURDAY, SUNDAY, AND
MONDAY. (THE ED. SAYS WE
CAN'T MAKE NO MORE WISE
CRACKS ABOUT WEAK ENDS.)
Wc have had so many complaints
about that crack about giving a
man enough rope and he'll open a
cigar store, that we have deeided
to amend it by saying, “Give a man
enough rope and he’ll skip.”
"WELL,” AS THE INDIAN
SAID, “IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,
SIOUX ME.”
I’alooka, IMe eye, ear, nose anil
throat of the campus . . . Bill
(Beef) Hanson, sitting out a dance
at the Cocoanut Grove ... to which
Irwin shouts, “Hoops, my deah.”
. . . “Lank” Mann is dusted off in
the College Side every morning
. . . Pepelnjack, our ownest own,
taking a fall on the Is Kap vacant
lot playing touch football, the big
sissy . . . “Hot-cha” Kotska, (Don’t
iet that rythni carry you away)
out of step in war . . . Stev Smith
surrounded by femmes at the Del
ta Gam reception . . . just getting
in the altruistic touch for English
. . . Rosemary Bertois, giving the
boys a load of her teeth . . . Jean
Hohertson whispering sweet Iess
than-nothings in Shakespeare . . .
Ann Baum looking reserved as
usual ... Ed Goodnough putting a
pencil behind his ear in an attempt
at looking efficient . . . Herb Bur
goyne, paying perfectly good dough
to his soda scpiirt during the Ucla
game . . . “Wiggles” Barr making
a mess out of the Side Counter.
WE GET IT FROM A GOOD
SOURCE THAT DR. HOWARD
TAYLOR, OF THE PSYCH DE
PARTMENT, WAS SEEN PLAY
ING FOOTBALL SUNDAY WITH
A BUNCH OF SMALL BOYS IN
HIS OVERALLS.
Wo know you aro ffoln}-' to ask
how ho got the small boys in his
overalls, but we thought of it first.
PAl.OOK.V8 NEW K.O.T.C.
OIKECTOH
(inn—Went.
Squad—To bond at the Knees.
ALDERCOURT, 131*2 Alder. Apart,
available Dec. 1. See Custodian.
LOST
LOST Boston bulldog. Was seen
on campus Thursday. Phone
953-W.
LOST Horn rim glasses in case
between A. D. Pi house and
Dead.v. Call 1300.
miscellaneous
HARRIET UNDERWOOD
583 13tli Ave E. Phone 1393
DRESSMAKING SALON
Style Right Price Right
Upstairs over Underwood &
Elliott Grocery.
SHOES REPAIRED The finest!
shoe repairing in Eugene, qual- {
ity work, and service. All soles
stitched, no nails. Campus Shoe
Repair, 13th between Alder and
Kincaid.
CLOSING out prices of men's fur
nishings. clothing and shoes.
The Hub, Old Willamette street.
KRAMER BEAUTY SALON ~
Also Hair-cutting
PHONE 1SS0
Next to Walora Candies
NEW BEGINNERS' BALLROOM
CLASS
Starts Tuesday S;30 P. M.
MERRICK STUDIOS
SOI \\ fliamette Phone oOsl
Platton—What you spit in.
Company—What two is.
Chevron—To he shaking from
cold.
Corporal—A type of punish
ment.
Ilifle—Opponent.
We are sorry we could not get
our.libelous hands on any of Hank
de Fiat’s mail over the week-end,
but as soon as we get any we'll
let you know.
* * *
We get it straight that a certain
sorority house was invaded the
other night hy a chicken.
WELL, SOME PEOPLE HAVE
ALL THE CLUCK.
VM, YW Cabinet To Hold
joint Luncheon This Noon
Today at 12 o’clock a joint
luncheon will be held for the Y.
W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. cabinet
members at the Y. W. C. A. bun
galow.
This is the first instance of coop
eration between the two associa
tions which hope to cooperate on
social programs for the whole
campus later on.
Louise Webber, Y. W. C. A. so
cial chairman, v/ill act as hostess,
and Lucille Kraus will have
charge of the luncheon. Music will
be furnished by Louise Rice.
Tickets for the luncheon will be
20 cents.
I'ENN MUSEUM MAKES FIND
PHILADELPHIA — (PI) —The
University of Pennsylvania mu
seum of art has announced the un
earthing of a Persian cemetery of
about 2,000 B. C. by its expedition
in that territory.
EMERALD
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Dr. Samuel H. Jameson will de
liver a talk today on “Social Re
sponsibility for Crime,’’ for the
usual Emerald of the Air program
at 4:15.
Dr. Jameson, associate professor
in the school of sociology, is well
qualified to talk upon this subject,
having spent many years in the
study of behaviorisms and crimi
nal tendencies. The talk will take
the full 15 minutes allowed the'
daily program.
The final Emerald of the Air
broadcast of station KORE before
the Thanksgiving holidays will be
given Wednesday and is to feature
a sports talk by Walt Baker,
sports editor of the Emerald.
The Heart Bomb
Of Aunt Eppie
Dear Aunt Eppie :
I have been troubled for some
time with a very serious malady,
which I have reasons to believe
has been troubling several other
students (assumed) lately. I have
decided to be bare-faced about the
matter and seek your advice. What
can a person do to keep from hav
ing cold feet on these wintry
nights.
Frigidly,
Viper Fagan.
Dear Viper:
I have a very good remedy for
this affliction that I use myself,—
but I won’t tell you. I know that
the method I use is the best, but
since I can’t disclose it, I will let
you in on a couple of good substi
tutes. Either wear longies or buy
yourself a dog.
As ever,
Aunt Eppie.
P. S.—Fagan, youse is a viper.
REED CONFERENCE TO
TREAT FOREIGN AFFAIRS
(Continued from Page One)
exander Goldenweiser, of the Uni
versity of Oregon extension school;
Dean U. G. Dubach and Professor
F. A. Magruder, Oregon State col
lege; Dean Charles H. Martin, Dr.
R. T. Pollard, and Professor L. A.
Mander, University of Washington;
Professors F. H. Soward and H. F.
Angus, University of British Co
lumbia; President Norman F. Col
man, Dr. Meribeth Cameron, and
Professors Clement Akerman and
G. Bernard Noble, Reed college;
Dr. Raymond B. Culver, executive
secretary, Northwest Council of
Y. M. C. A.; and Mr. E. B. Mc
Naughton, Portland, Oregon.
Suggested readings on the top
ics to be discussed may be obtained
from Professor Mez, room 4,
Friendly hall, or Professor Morris,
Commerce hall.
OREGON, ST. MARY’S TO
VIE 6 YEARS ANNUALLY
(Continued from Page One)
Bruins and declared that Oregon
will give the Gaels an interesting
afternoon.
Crisp, clear weather, ideal for
football, greeted the Webfoots as
they arrived here. Present indi
cations are that both teams will
open wide their bags of tricks on
a fast, dry field at Kezar stadium
Thursday.
GREEK GRAVEYARD
LEBANON, Tenn.— (IP)—Cum
berland university has a Greek
graveyard in which are buried the
memories of 15 chapters of Greek
letter fraternities which have
passed on here since 1854. Four of
the chapters died during the Civil
war, and the other eleven just died
natural deaths in years since then.
Time To Think of Grades
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And
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Wishing
You
a
Happy
Thanks
giving
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CAMPUS ♦ ♦
ALENDAR
Phi Lambda Theta, national edu
cation honorary for women, will
have a luncheon at the Green Lan
tern Tavern today noon. All mem
bers are urged to be present.
All freshmen intending to turn
out for frosh basketball report to
McArthur court at 4:30 today.
Skull and Daggers and Kwamas
will hold a joint meeting at the
College Side at 7 tonight.
Y. W. C. A. worship group will
meet tonight at 9:30 at Susan
Campbell.
Thanksgiving vespers at the Y.
W. C. A. bungalow at 5 todfiy.
Big Sisters—Turn in cards to
dean of women’s office by Wednes
day noon.
Speaker’s committee—Turn in
cards for Big Sister committee to
dean of women’s office before
Thanksgiving.
Dr. Clark’s Oregon history quiz
will be held at 4 today in room 8,
Commerce.
Interfraternity Council meeting
today at 4 o’clock, 110 Johnson.
Members please be present.
Pi Delta Phi meets Tuesday eve
ning at 7:45 at the Theta house
for initiation. All members are
j urged to be present. Initiates are
I to come at 8 o’clock.
Prose and Poetry group of Phi
lomelete meets tonight from 8 to
9 in Susan Campbell hall drawing
room.
House mothers will hold their
regular weekly meeting today at
3 o’clock in room 110, Johnson hall.
A general discussion of current
problems will be the program for
the afternoon.
Pot and Quill will meet tonight
at 7:30 at the home of Mrs. J. L.
Hesse, 2226 Kincaid street.
She prefers
A PIPE
(For you)
HER name is Ruth. She’s a popular
co-ed on a famous campus. Yes,
she’ll have a cigarette, thank you (and
smoke it very prettily). But for you she
likes a pipe.
That’s one smoke that’s still a man’s
smoke. (And that’s why she likes to see
RUTH
i OU smoke a pipe.)
There's something
companionable
about a pipe. Friend
ly, cool, mellow ...
it clears your mind,
puts a keen edge on
your thinking.
And you sound
the depths of true
smoking satisfaction
when you fill up its
bowl with Edgeworth.
There, men, is a REAL smoke. Choice
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We’d like nothing
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drop in tonight
and toss our own
private tin across
1 your study table.
But sines that can’t
be. just remember
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BOOKS OF THE DAY
EDITED BY ROY SHEEDY
AN EDITOR’S VIEWPOINT
An Editor Looks at Russia. By
Ray Long. Ray Long & Richard
R. Smith Co.
That the merit of this book lies
in its lack of bias, is pointed out
by Mr. Long, for many years suc
cussful editor of Cosmopolitan, in
his preface. This is not an original
suggestion but in this case seems
to be true. The little book is filled
with interesting and momentous
pictures of Russia today which
Long evidently gathered in random
while on his visit in the fall of
1930.
The writer comes to the conclu
sion that the land of the Soviets
is worth watching, and reminds
one that though the people are
poor, they are all working. There
is no need for charity in Russia.
One of the most enlightening in
cidents in the book is that of the
banquet given by the government
to the foreign press in Moscow.
Great bowls of caviare, champagne,
and almost every other delicacy
known was on the tables in enor
mous quantities. Remembering
that the principal diet of the aver
age Russian is black bread and
cabbage soup, Long asked one of
the Soviet officials what the mass
es would do if they found out
about the affair. The answer was
that the people would not believe
the story even if they did hear
about it. In their poverty such
luxury was beyond imagining.
—R. S.
* * *
Very strangely, the title of Theo
dore Dreiser’s new book has been
changed from "A New Deal for
America” to “Tragic America.” It
is being published this month by
Liveright and its new title will un
doubtedly bring it success.
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It is said by those knowing persons, that GOSSER’S
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statement is—“We can please YOU.”
GOSSER’S
3 blocks from the campus down Thirteenth.
Artistic Designs, Latest Styles
A few years ago hundreds avoided glasses because almost
I without fail they gave the appearance of age; they added
from five to ten years to one’s looks. Not so today! The
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Thanksgiving
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