EDITORIAL AND FEATURE PAGE OF THE OREGON DAILY EMERALD V University of Oregon, Eugene Willis Duniway, Editor Earry Jackson, Manager Thornton Shaw, Managing Editor Ralph David, Associate Editor Betty Anne Macduff, Editorial Writer Merlin Blais, Radio Director EDITORIAL STAFF Kuius Kimoaii, sbi. wanting suitor .Tack Bellinger. Nows Editor Eleanor Jane BaUantyne and Lenore Ely, Society Editors. zv>y onecuy, liiterary Walt Baker, Sports Editor Doug Wight, Chief Night Editor DAY EDITORS: Jessie Steele, Sterling Green, Estiii Phipps, Virginia Wentz, Oscar M unger. ASSISTANT DAY EDITORS: Esther Hayden, Julian Prescott, George Sanford. SPECIAL WRITERS: Thelma Nelson, George Root, and Willetta Hartley. COPYREADERS: Parks Hitchcock, Marie Kylstrn, Marietta Morrison, Helen Abel, Robert Patterson, Elinor Henry, Vnlborg Anderson, Larkin Williams, Ruth Osborn. 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MARKETING DEPARTMENT: Nancy Suomela, executive secretary; Betty Mae Iligby, Alma Tye, Laura Hart, Virginia Kibbee, Louise Bears. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued doily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.50 a year. Advertising rates upon application. Phone, Manager: Office, Local 214; residence, 2800. OFFICE ASSISTANTS: Pearl Base, Nancy Archbold, Alma Tye, Marian Henderson, Virginia Howard, Laura Hart, Helen Schucht, Helen Kalmbach, Betty Gorrill, Annabel Tuilock, Mildred Laurence. Paint-Slinging Vandals \ S eleeftion campaigns are often marked by mud-slinging, so are football hostilities contaminated annually on this cam pus and that of our neighbors, Oregon State college, by paint slinging. Yesterday morning the campus awoke to find orange “O’s,” "O. S. C.'s” and similar legends in front of every campus building, and on the walks by many fraternity houses. The height of the vandalism was reached when the Oregon Pioneer statue, one of the campus’ most valued art possessions, received its share of the orange marking. Whoever did the paint slinging here did so with the mis directed idea of arousing school spirit. From many aspects, the paint job here was an inside one. The vandals too readily picked out every important spot on the campus to daub with their brushes, and also were too discriminating in picking the fra ternity house walks and porches to decorate. If the vandalism was the act of Oregon students, as it ap pears, the campus should not let itself be tricked into an act of reprisal against the Corvallis campus. If the job was done by Oregon state men, there .shoimJ .still he no reason lor Oregon students to hop into cars and race 40 miles to smear green paint in retaliation. The whole affair works into a vicious circle of animosity between the two schools which is, it is true, "spirit," but of the most unhealthy nature. Each school, through its freshman and varsity football teams, will have the best available means of "retaliation” this week end. Let us allow the matter rest there and hope that in the future football campaigns will not be waged with paint. A BENEFIT game, the product of the brain of Owen l). Young, great American financier arid economist, is at last a reality here in the state of Oregon. The two state institutions, the Uni versity and the State college are now parties to an agreement to play a charity game in Portland on December 5 with the Uni versity of Utah. Aside from the fact that the proposed game is for one of the best causes possible in these times of economic stress that of tlie unemployment fund, the coaches and players of both institu tions will be saci if icing a great deal in order to put it on. Ore gon State’s schedule ends November 11, or with the Oregon game. Providing Oregon State wins, they will have to stuy in training and keep working out until December 5, an extra session of 23 days. Here at Oregon, Doctor Spears has taken his boys across tlie continent to New York; the whole schedule has called for approxi mately 12,000 miles of traveling. The team has been in training for about three mouths and has been absent front tIre campus and studies for more than halt of the term, and the schedule it has gone through is perhaps the hardest in the history of the school. And yet, in spite of these facts, Doctor Spears and ttie football team are willing to meet Oregon Slate’s decision half way and agree to a benefit game. At any other time but the present, such action would be ex tremely doubtful, but both Oregon schools deserve a lot of credit in considering the economic situation as it is present here in Oregon and each coach and his following of players are worthy of the highest praise in forgetting self and team in an effort to carry out a high and creditable program. :'fflMSI^iISiaiffd®a®3IEJSlSlSIEISEIEiBJHIilSJEISlSISIS)EElSEISMi2ISiaiSJ3JSISiaiai3)3| Now! Open Evenings 7:30 to 9:30 We are open to serve the students the I 1 I, l1 1 i e i i II UNIVERSITY "CO-OP” 1 LEMON ♦ ♦ PALOOKA Good morning, no doubt. Thought you never would get around to thin page, but now that you’re here, we’ll go on with the lesson. * * * Tsk, t: k, tsk. What a big painty .school V3 have. And what would us pore columnists do if it weren’t for x ISass-Hueter, Sherwin-Wil liams and Rasmussen. HERR WE WERE POUNDING OUR HEADS AGAINST THE WALL TRYING TO THINK UP SOMETHING FOR THIS COL UMN, AND THEN, LIKE MON EY FROM HOME, COMES THE LITTLE SPLASHES OF OR ANGE PAINT. * * * But look at it this way. Who ever paints the bench, sidewalks, steps, and pioneer’s dawgs, spends money for the paint. This enrich es the paint stores and wholesale houses. All the frosh ruin their pretty brown pants and there’s a lot of lucre for the clothing stores, not to mention the makers of green lids. In scrubbing so hard, they wear out the sidewalks, mak ing^ more business for the cement companies and contractors. If they break their fingernails, there’s a job for some manicurist. When they work up an appetite at such hard labor, the grocery stores are rushed to supply the foodstuffs for the hungry workers. Morphine Annie, the latest addi tion to our office. Annie comes to us from Scappoose High School, and is majoring in rumble seats. Her capacity around the office here is a special writer. Outside of the office her i capacity is a little over a fifth, that is, unless she has been drink ing olive oil beforehand. Classified Advertisements ltutes Payable in Advance 10c a line for first insertion; 5c a line for each additional insertion. Telephone 3800; local 214 LOST LOST—Keytainer with keys be tween Friendly and Oregon halls Friday. Finder return to room 3, Friendly hall. Reward. LOST Theta Sigma Phi pin. Call Virginia Wentz, 225. LOST—Green Wahl fountain pen with name engraved. Phone 1516. LOST Kappa Alpha Theta pin at rally. Marabel Braden, ’26. Call Laura Drury, 2310. WANTED ANY intelligent person may earn good income corresponding for newspapers; all or spare time; send for free booklet; tells how. | Heacock, 418 Dun Bldg., Buf-1 falo, N. Y. I MISCELLANEOUS HARRIET UNDERWOOD 583 13th Ave E. Phone 1393 j DRESSMAKING SALON Style Right Price Right Upstairs over Underwood & Elliott Grocery. _I SHOES REPAIRED The finest; shoe repairing in Eugene, qual-1 ity work, and service. All soles; stitched, no nails. Campus Shoe Repair, 13th between Alder ami Kincaid. NEW BEGINNERS7 BALLROOM CLASS Starts Tuesday 8:30 P. M. MERRICK STUDIOS 861 Willamette Phone 30S1 KRAMER BEAUTY SALON Also Hair-cutting PHONE 1880 Next to Walora Candies 1 As a consequence, the price of wheat goes up, and everybody gets a lot of pep and, there you are. PKOSPKRITY. So that makes four of us now that use the same typewriter. There’s Little Irwin, the eye that never sleeps. Ethlyl L. Coh'al, our sob sister, who was born beside the wailing wall, Little Morphine Annie and The Paiooka himself. * * * You might as well get used to Annie right now, cause she is go ing to be a regular from now on. * * * WE ASKED ANNIE WHAT HER LAST NAME WAS AND SHE TOLD US IT WAS “NIAS.” THE LAST WE SAW OF IRWIN, HE WAS SITTING ON A CHAN DELIER TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. So much for Annie. How about some of you gents sending some guesses as to the outcome of the all-faculty football selections. Remember, the cham ois heer stein to the winner. In addition we are going to give two passes to the Twilight organ recit als for the next best list. File all entries in the nearest waste bas ket, and try to collect. The choices of the judges will be out tomorrow. , • DON’T MISS IT! The Heart Bomb Of Aunt Eppie Dear Aunt Eppie: Just as friend to friend, Ep, old gal, who is the guy that puts the hay in the silo on Alder street? I have been pondering on this mat ter for some time, and after see ing some of the ‘‘Farmer’s Daugh ters" that emerge from this shack, I thought that I would like to ap ply for the job. With high hopes, The Mystery Man. Dear Mystery Man: I hate to disillusion you, but I have heard that the girls living there do most of the work in the ! silo. I have also heard some of the girls talking in their off mo- I ments and I gathered that they kept something besides hay in the silo. Write me some day next Tuesday and I will tell you what they DO keep in the silo. (I mean tower.) With love, Aunt Eppie. P. S. Don't call it a shack, it’s ! a barn. PRESENT CONDITIONS OWING TO ! HEREAFTER WILL BE 25c DEAL & HOUSER 17 East 8th PETE BURR 777 Willamette D. E. HAGGART 693 Willamette GEORGE BLAIR (The Club) HAIRCUT l At the following’ places: | 1 i X Lumber, Shinlges, Paints, Beaver Board, Doors Windows and Frames Our Complete Estimates Save You Money J. W. COPELAND YARDS Also a Complete Assortment of HOMECOMING SIGN MATERIALS Phone ■ T'J tith mul High Sts . Eugene r * »•*++++I ++*+ *+■» M-+-M > M M I l+n + H t + K+ t+n+ t+H' r, "i -t lH-mwiK'H K -M--T JOURNEYMAN PRINTER A RHODES CONTESTANT (Continued from Page One) but he didn’t decide definitely to enter until three days before the exam. His preference in reading of books on social problems and economics had given him a good foundation of knowledge on which to base his answers in the exami nation. “The thing that would interest me most at Oxford,” he said, "is the Bodleian library, which is older than the British museum and next in size. Also, England will be an interesting place to be during these next few years, as she works out her problems.” George plays golf every Sunday, although he has a “hard time breaking ninety,” he says. Chess is his hobby, more or less, and “it’s a darned good game.” For light reading he prefers biogra phies and historical fiction. He was a member of the Glee club to the time it was abandoned this year. Norman Harrington, George’s brother, is attending Reed college at the present time. Last year, Norman also was a contestant for the scholarship. George will be graduated from Oregon next June, and, if not at Oxford, he may go to Reed to get his master’s degree. Doctor’s Big Find May Help Senior In Beard Growth At last! The answer to a sen ior's prayer has been found. Dr. Norman Bengtson, a young suburban physician of Chicago, be lieves he has discovered the Ponce de Leon fountain for hair grow ing. Throughout the past summer, the august but ardent senior has vainly been endeavoring to become the proud possessor of a fine hir sute adornment, and thus be rec ognized as a full-fledged senior in these respects. “I believe the new experiments we are undertaking will prove the potency of the treatment against all types of baldness,” said Dr. Bengtson. “Thus far I have not j had a failure in five years. But the treatment must remain in the 1 hands of competent physicians.” j The doctor has grown hair on men who were totally bald, and has restored luxuriant tresses of women. Thus, this newly discov ered hair growing injection, which 1 will be included in the list of the ; betterments-of-man, will bring the ; characteristic masculine trait to j those who formerly were baby- 1 face, bald, and otherwise. It is suggested that freshmen , take advantage of this great op- : portunity early. DUNN TALKS Frederic S. Dunn, chairman of the department of Latin, ad dressed the Collegium Augustlae, Latin honorary for underclassmen, at their regular weekly meeting Monday night. The title of his address was “Heading Between the Lines in Caesar's Gallic War.’’ iimiimiiimuiiHiimiim:! miiiiumieiii' CAMPUS ♦ ♦ ALENDAR All V. M. C. A. finance workers are requested to turn in their cards at the Y hut as soon as possible. Gilbert Lovell, vocational ad visor representing the Presby terian church, will be on the cam pus Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday to discuss choice of oc cupation with students. Appoint ments may be secured through Max Adams at the Westminster House. Bally committee will hold a meeting at 4:30 today over the College Side. Order of the O meeting tonight at 6 o’clock, at the Sigma Nu house. Be there with your rooters’ lids! W. A. A. mass meeting at Ger linger hall this afternoon at 5 o’clock in the social room. Very important. Every member be sure to attend. Pet and Quill meets tonight at 7:30 at the home of Mrs. Eric W. Allen, 2239 Birch Lane. Tonqued council will not meet this evening. Y. YV. C. A. cabinet will meet at 7:30 tomorrow night. All committee chairmen of Health Week are to meet this eve ning at 7 o’clock at the Alpha Chi Omega house. Very important. Freshman class meeting today at 5 o'clock in Villard. Very im portant. All freshmen be there. All sophomores are asked to re port to the Igloo this morning for work on the dance. Committee members must be there. ORANGE PAINT DAUBED OVER CAMPUS WALKS (Continued from Page One) drive past her home on the high way cheering. As reports have been circulated that the beaver mascot of Oregon State students was stolen from the men’s gym Saturday night, it is believed here that the painting was done as a retaliation. State police officers here received a phone call Saturday night from John Wells, campus patrolman at Corvallis, that the beaver had been taken from the gym. Erian Mimnaugh, president of the associated students, had no comment to make yesterday. He preferred to consider the matter as an act of childish vandalism and as one of to be forgotten. DR. MUELLER TALKS AT WESLEY CLUB MEETING (Continued from rape One') aries, but by promotions to higher positions, by posting pictures of those who are doing a better class of work, by giving them vacations with pay, and in other ways. 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Many of the work ers live in community houses, for merly mansions of the nobility. Many of the nobility left Russia at the time of the revolution and are now living comfortably in Ber lin, Paris, and elsewhere. Others remained and were shot, or exiled to Siberia. Some have become members of the communist party and are living in Russia on equal ity with the peasants,” Professor Mueller continued. The speaker said that a divorce could be obtained in Russia in two minutes for two rubles, simply for the asking. Either the husband or the wife could obtain the di vorce without the consent of the other. Dr. Mueller spent one month of his summer abroad in the interior of Russia, where he observed liv ing conditions and economic and social standards. Armistice Day To Find YW Freshmen at Peter’s Lodge According to Cynthia Liljequist, president of the Y. W. C. A. Frosh Commission, the cabinet will spend Armistice day at Peters Lodge making plans for the year. The girls will leave at 10 o’clock and return at 3 o'clock. Myrna Bartholamew will have charge of the luncheon. I Every Day Is Christmas Now at BREIER’S Folks—you fill know that Christmas, according to the calendar, comes late in December. . . . BUT if you consider how we have chiseled our low prices to still lower levels . . . then Yes! Every Day Is Christmas During BREIER Days when we disregard profit, and aim entirely to save money for our customers and promote good will. HURRY! HURRY! While the Having Is Good Just received—new ship ment of silk dresses. Up to $15.00 values. Sales Prices $6.50 & $8.50 SICS WILLAMETTE The Soph Informal CORSAGES GARDENIAS ORCHIDS ROSES VIOLETS University Florist 598 13th Ave. E. Phone 654 MEN! Dress Boots Solid or Soft Upper Solid or Soft Upper Tan or Dark Brown Regulation Boot Solid Leather Throughout BUSTER BROWN SHOE STORE