• EDITORIALS ♦ FEATURES ♦ HUMOR ♦ LITERARY ♦ University of Oregon, Eugene Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager Willis Dunlway, Managing Editor Rex Tusalng—Associate Editor Dave Wilaon, Harry Van Dine, Ralph David—Editorial Writer! UPPER NEWS STAFF Carol Hurlburt, Society Warner Guiss, Chief Night Editor Lea ter McDonald, Literary Phil Cogawall, Sport! Barney Miller, Feature! _ NEWS STAFF Reporters: Merlin Blais, Jack Bellinger, Betty Anne Macduff, Roy Sheedy, Willotta Hartley, Carl Thompson, Virginia Wonts, Caroline Card, Kenneth Fitzgerald, Madeleine Gilbert, Frances Johnston. Helen Cherry, Ruth Dupuis, Oscar Munger, j Frances Taylor, Duane Frlsbie, Jessie Steele, Vincent Mutton, Florence Nombalaiit, Genevieve Smith. , , „ .... Night Staff: Tuesday-Doug Wight. Dave Longshore, Mary Prances Pettibone, Day Editors: Thornton Gale, Lenore Ely, Thornton Shaw, Eleanor Jane Ballantyne, Ralph Yergen. , „ Sports Staff: Ed Goodnough, Bruce Hamby, Walt Baker, Ervin Laurence, Esther 'Hayden, Emerald Radio Hour: Ralph David, Merlin Blais. Editor’s Secretary: Mury Helen Corbett Assistant: Lillian Rankin Managing Ed. Sec’y: Katharine Manerud _ BUSINESS STAFF Marry ronKon, Associate manager Jack Gregg, Advertising Manager Larry Jackson, Foreign Advertising Larry Bay, Circulation Manager Ned Mars, Copy Manager Martin Alien, Ass’t Copy Manager Mae Mulchay, Aas't Foreign Adv. Mgr. Kdtth Peterson, Financial Adm. Laura Drury. Sec’y Associate Manager Victor KBUiman, i'romouon*i nuvw tiding -Manager. Harrietts Hofmann, Sex Sue Betty Carpenter, Women’s Specialties Kathryn Laughridge, Asst. Sex Sue Carol Wersehkul, Executive Secretary Wade Ambrose, Ass’t Circulation Mgr. j Bob Goodrich, Service Manager Caroline Hahn,, Checking Department ; John Palnton, Office Manager Dorothy Hughes. Classified Advertising Manager Copy Department: Beth Ralway, Mirtle Kerna, Georze Sanford. Copy Assistant: Rosalie Commons. Office Records: Louise Barclay. Office Assistants: Evangeline Miller, Gene McCroskey, .Jane Cook, Helen Ray, Mary L »u Patrick, Carolyn Trimble, Nancy Soumela, Katherine Pelter, Magdalen teller, • Resina Forrest. , , . ... . . Production Assistants: Gwendolyn Wheeler, Marjorie Iainton, Miriam McCroekey, Edward Clements. Ass’t Adv. Mgrs.: Jack Wood, George Branstator, Auten Bush. Advertising Solicitors Monday: Cliff Lord, Lavina Hicks, Auten Rush, Vic Kaufman. Silence on Corruption TXTHILE the executive council sits at times, the campus elec ’ ’ tions are drawing nearer. Upon the executive council and especially upon the vice-president of the student body rests the responsibility of insuring that the voting at those elections shall be fair and that there shall be no votes cast twice by the same person. In the past the precautions have been useless. Last year it was admitted that a number of illegal votes got by the board appointed to prevent such ballots. The system was proved faulty -enough questioned ballots were counted to have changed two of the majorities. If the present vice-president and the executive council are to change to a better system, they should act immediately. The Emerald has for more than a year advocated a simple system of allowing one vote for each student body ticket. No action was taken last year, with the result that the election was cast in doubt. No getion has been taken this year. If, for instance, the ticket plan is adopted by a laggard council, it would be most unwise and unfair to delay announcement until a few days be fore election. 1% should be announced long before the balloting that each ticket means a vote. No credit can be given student officers if they delay until the last to remedy an outworn system. No credit certainly can ' be given if they fail to remedy it at all. Cell Doors and a Plan ' T>RISON cell doors should not be manufactured by convicts at Salem because private, industry needs the work. That state ment was made recently when a new type of cell door was found necessary, and the same plea for private industry has been made in the past. Labor has always been afraid of the competition of prison-made goods. Yet if all production eventually rests on labor of some kind, jt would seem that laborers are willing to support prisoners While free men work, in preference to letting convicts help sup port the free men. Laborers prefer to turn part of their income over to the state for the upkeep of prisons rather than have part of prison income revert to them. Labor has had a good reason to fear prison competition. It is true that the standard of living must be lowered for the free men; but it is true only because of the present system of directing the profits of prison manufacture back to the state ’ instead of to the men who are most injured by it. Profit in prison manufacturing of goods must mean the sur - plus above cost of tools and raw material. The labor is no | cost, for under any other plan the convict would not work. To * use forced labor, then, is to use labor which costs nothing except to the free man who can find no work. The problem then arises of repaying the free laborers. Ore gon has an excellent means of doing that very thing. The in dustrial accident fund might well be ti e recipient of prison labor profits- the money going to laborers. Or unemployment funds could be in part supported by prison profits. Here the very man thrown out of work would in fact be receiving the wages pf the convict. He would be supported by prison labor instead pf supporting the prisoner. ■ If labor insists on setting aside another class to live at its expense, if it insists on manufacturing cell doors, then labor Is saddling Itself with another burden. It ought to direct its atten- | tion, instead, to securing for itself the profit from having more men at work. I It is becoming increasingly clear to students that the-man nobody-sees is doing more to clarify the educational tangle than almost any other man. President Hall is bringing a new kind of Oregon spirit to the campus; not only for the University of Oregon, but for the state of Oregon. The University of Washington has been charged by Mrs. AT. E. Davis, regent of the D. A. It., as ‘‘outstanding among colleges for ils tendency toward communism." We can t find Oregon in the list. The Daily Iowan comments on the difference in reaction of a student when a professor "bawls him out" and when a football coach does the same thing. There’s plenty of room for com ment. At Minnesota, because students complained of faults in the curricula, a special meeting was called by a faculty member to hear suggestion'. Only thirty-one students showed up for the meeting. Perhaps the same uy of "Wolf" has been heard too often on the Oregon campus. Weather; Kau and vs aimer. ************ * Well, now that Senior Leap * * week ia almost upon us, we * * begin to regret all those dates * * we declined to make because * * we expected a certain some- * * body to give us the breaks on * * certain and various occasions. * * Well, we didn’t get the breaks, * * so we guess we'll hunt our- * * selves up a stag party Satur- * * day night, and forget women. * * Which puts us at the end of * * the rope, as the horse thief * * said when his captors drove * * his horse out from under him. * ************ * * * THE OREGON CO-ED “Will you go riding with me,” Said little Min MeGrack, “I promise you quite faithfully You won’t have to walk back.” Good Heavens! Has it come to that? * * * We feel that, with the approach ing event in the offing, many sweat young members of the male sex will be quite overcome by the se riousness ,of their social obliga tions over the week-end, and to aid these bewildered college lad dies we now feel duty bound to come forward at this time and of fer our second set of etiquette rules. We advise all young men to write these rules on their shirt sleeves so that they will not be without the reassurance of avail able advice at times when it is moat needed. * * * WHAT EVERY COLLEGE MAN SHOULD KNOW 1. WHEN A YOUNG LADY CALLS YOU UP AND ASKS FOR A DATE STALL HER OFF. TELL HER THAT YOU AREN'T SURE WHETHER YOU CAN GO OR NOT, AND FOR HER TO CALL UP LATER. THIS MAKES HER FEEL THAT YOU ARE DOING HER A FAVOR. ACCEPT AFTER THE SECOND OR THIRD INVI TATION. u 2. When she culls for you in the evening bent, it upstairs as soon as she enters the drawing room. Dress and undress yourself three or four times, and then come rushing down the stairs (dressed, of course) and inform the young lady that you didn't know she had arrived. 3. If she tries to put her arm around you and kiss you in the taxi (tush! tush! We're speaking of tire vehicle), push her away from you, and huddle into the cor ner of the cab. Assume a Billy Sunday injured tone, and repeat the following' nursery tale, "I hope you don't think I'm like the aver age college man. 1 have principles. I don't let every girl 1 go out with kiss me." This will put her in her place. Of course, you must imme diately weaken, and as the taxi swerves around a corner, lose con trol of your equilibrium and your principles. * s for everything you need in Paints Brushes Artist Supplies Picture Framing Etc. D5 West Broadway PHONE 749 4. WHETHER YOU GO TO A DANCE OR TO A SHOW KEEP CONSTA NTLY REMARKING ABOUT HOW MANY EEAUTI FUL GIRLS THERE ARE AT THE AFFAIR. THIS WILL AROUSE YOUR PARTNER’S JEALOUSY, WHICH IS ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN. BUS 5. On the way home tell her about all the girls you have ever j gone out with, which will assure | her that you HAVE a past. 6. Be sure to tell her of how many dates you turned down to go to the shin-dig with her. (The cor rect method of doing this is as fol lows: take original number, 0, add to it 3, multiply by 5, and divide by 3. This, if arithmetic is still the same as it used to be when we went to grammar school, will leave you 5. Well, that's how many dates you turned down.) 7. When she kisses you good night be sure to inform her that you’ve had a perfectly lovely time. Don’t forget to use the word “love ly.” * * * IF’ YOU FOLLOW THESE RULES PERFECTLY, NEXT YEAR’S EVENT WILL HAVE ITS NAME CHANGED TO "COL LEGE MAN’S REVENGE.” « * * WHAT'S THIS WE HEAR ABOUT SOME PROMINENT OREGON PROFESSORS WALK ING ABOUT THE CAMPUS AND SMOKING. WE SUGGEST THAT THEY BE SUMMONED TO THE LIBRARY STEPS. * * * AFTERMATH (Not -EMATICS) I bought you roses, fruit, and jewels; I kissed your snow-white brow; I swore to live and die for you, But that's all over now. I thought you sweet, sublime and grand; Tee Off . . . along the greenest fairways, and feel the thrill of a long drive . . . straight and true, greens of the finest grass. Come out ami play. LaureluooD i I My dreams of you were high; And then one day I learned the truth,— *§rb'g>***! -***'. YOU’VE PIGGED WITH A THETA CHI. Aviation Class Hears Talk by Meteorologist Mr. E. L. Wells, government me teorologist of Portland, addressed the commercial aviation class yes terday at 11 o’clock on weather forecasting as a profession and meteorological aids to flying. The complete organization of the government weather bureau was discussed by Mr. Wells. He also told the class how the weather bur eau aided fliers by determining the weather in advance so that they are able to tell the type of weather they will encounter on their flights. Detailed description of the oper ation of the radio telephone was given by the meteorologist in his talk. Radio telephone is the means by which an airplane pilot is in continual communication with the nearest weather bureau headquar ters or landing field. Airmail pi lots especially, rely upon this means of communication to keep posted on existing weather condi tions. According to Mr. Wells, most of the important commercial avia tion companies are at present mak ing a special effort to train pilots in the elements of meteorology so that when it becomes necessary for them to depend upon them selves in determining the weather, they will have some technical knowledge of it. BEAUTY PARADE TO BE CAMPUS DAY FEATURE (Continued from Page One) men to take part in this event will appear later. The march to the “O” will start on 11th and Alder street in front of the Kappa Sigma house, where a roll call will be taken. The tug of war will take place at the railroad bridge immediately after the painting of the “O.” Following the tug of war, the freshmen will proceed to Kincaid field south of Condon hall, where the traditional ceremony of burn ing the green lids will be held. All Freshmen To Attend “The heads of all houses and halls will appoint a letterman or some responsible party in charge to see that all freshmen are pres ent at the tug of war and the burning of the lids,” Levoff said. “The Order of the ‘O’ will be on hand to see that no mishaps occur and that all traditions are kept. A check-up on all freshmen will be made and those not appearing will be dealt with by the Order of the ‘O.’ Further instructions will ap pear later.” The baseball game between the University of Washington and Oregon is scheduled for 1:30 Sat urday afternoon, and A1 Edwards will arrange the athletic contests for the day, which will include a football game at 3. MOUTH TELLS EMOTIONS BETTER THAN EYES DO (Continued from Page One) visit to the West. He expressed himself as enjoying it immensely, especially his stay in California where he had the opportunity to ob serve the various methods of bring ing out the emotions in the mo tion picture industry. He will leave for Seattle today, and after a few more visits to various cities on the coast, he will return to the University of Iowa. ’EAR AND 'AIR iVhat Is a Good Remedy for Spring Fever? “Being a druggist's daughter I can think of nothing else but medi cine.”—Dorothy Illidge, junior in art. * * * “I think a jump in the mill race would be about the best thing.”— Betty Karkeet, freshman in social science. * * # “Less classes, maybe.”—Ed Roll, freshman in architecture. * * * “Lydia Pinkham’s spring fever vegetable prescription.” — Lloyd Sherrill, senior in economics. * * * “A lot of long assignments and hard work.”—Ben Tanner, sopho more in economics. CAMPUS ♦ ALENDAR Congress club will hold a mys tery session at 7:30 tonight above the College Side. Intramural archery today at 5. Entry lists in all campus tour neys of golf and tennis will close at noon Saturday, April 25. Y. W. C. A. executive council meets tonight at 7:30 at the Y. W. C. A. bungalow. Westminster guild meets tonight at 9 o’clock at Westminster house. BIG SISTERS TO LAUNCH INTO PERSONNEL WORK (Continued from Page One) pus standards that college women are expected to live up to. Work Important The work of the Big Sisters throughout the year will be of ex treme importance, the girls were told yesterday. They will be ex pected to hold frequent conferences with their Little Sisters, and to help them adjust any academic or social difficulties they may have. If the freshman woman wants to get into activities, the Big Sisters will be expected to place her in the one she is most interested in. A file of all the Big Sisters and their Little Sisters will be kept in the dean of women’s office, which will be a record of the work of the older girls and also will show how the freshman women are being helped and to what extent. Thacher Writes Article A short article by W. F. G. Thacher, professor of English and advertising, appears in the April number of “The Inland Empire Na tional Council Bulletin. The arti cle is on “Writing the Short Story.” LOOK! Before You Buy * * # Read The Ads OREGON DAILY EMERALD Special Prices To All Fraternities and Sororities On All Purchases of Floor Wax and Rentals on Electric Polishers Powers Furniture Co. llth and Willamette Sts. Five Rehearsals Of Junior Vodvil Slated for Week Show To Take Heilig Stage Friday, May 1; Plans Shaping Up Well Dates for five rehearsals of the Junior Vodvil to take place be tween now and Friday, May 1, when the event will be presented to the public on the stage of the Heilig theater, were released by the show directors last night. The schedule as outlined is for complete rehearsals only, and will not affect the practices of the sep arate acts which will proceed as the individual directors of those acts decree. Rehearsals will be as follow: At Cocoanut Grove, Saturday (April 25) morning at 8 o’clock. At the Heilig theater, Sunday morning at 8 o’clock. At Cocoanut Grove, Tuesday evening at 7 o’clock. At the Heilig theater, Wednes day night at 11 o’clock. (Dress rehearsal.) At Cocoanut Grove, Thursday afternoon at 2 o’clock. The first performance will go on the stage at 8 o’clock Friday evening. Last Sunday afternoon the first complete rehearsal of the vodvil was held in Cocoanut Grove before a small group of student and fac ulty advisers. At this rehearsal the possibilities of the show were clearly demonstrated, but the fact that a lot of good hard practice and expert directing are necessary was also in evidence. Individual acts have been prac ticing each evening under the su pervision of a student director and a faculty adviser. As a result, a much superior showing of each part of the program is promised by those in charge, for the com plete rehearsal Saturday morning. 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