No Men Allowed
Tonight is the night when the
women have a “stag party’’ all
their own. Men are warned that
attempts to “crash” it may prove
disastrous.
The Weather
Fair Saturday.
Maximum . 58
Minimum . 41
Precipitation .Trace
VOLUME XXXII
UNIVERSITY OF OREGON. EUGENE, SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1931
NUMBER 109
Oregon’s Case
To Go Before
Board Monday
Hall To Submit Revised
* Budget and Plan
Education Body Meeting
At Salem Expected To
Be Vital One
To present the University’s case
to the state board of higher edu
cation, Dr. Arnold Bennett Hall,
president of the University, will
go Monday to Salem, where the
board will meet. At the conference,
Dr. W. J. Kerr, president of Ore
gon State college, is expected to
offer his findings, and recommend
ations are looked for from the
presidents of the three normal
schools at Ashland, La Grande,
and Monmouth.
Three things are due from Dr.
Hall when he appears before the
board. These are the revised bud
get, a plan of operation to conform
with the federal survey, and a plan
worked out with President Kerr
outlining a single administration
for the two schools.
Meeting Is Awaited
Persons interested in higher edu
cation in the state are looking for
ward to Monday’s meeting of the
board, which supervises the five
institutions in Oregon, as one of
the most important since the es
tablishment of the board in 1929.
As stated to the students gath
ered in general assembly on the
campus Wednesday morning, Dr.'
Hall is expected to make a vigor
ous effort to retain science courses
at the University. The recent fed
eral survey on higher education in
Oregon proposed that upper di
vision and graduate work in the
pure sciences—geology, chemistry,
physics, zoology, botany, and
mathematics should be transferred
to Oregon State college, where a
y “great school of science” wouid be
founded.
University Needs Sciences
The loss of sciences from the
University’s curricula would break
down the framework of the true
University, it has been pointed out
by the Oregon president. “The Uni
versity should be maintained as a
place for a well-rounded and thor
ough education for students, and
sciences are certainly essential,”
Dr. Hall told members of the fac
ulty two weeks ago in a meeting
at which he received a whole-heart
ed vote of confidence. “Many
phases of higher education are as
dependent upon sciences as any
other branch of learning, and we
earnestly hope that this can be re
tained for the University,” Dr.
Hall said.
The president further stated his
stand on the science question at
the assembly Wednesday when he
said, “We can't have a great Uni
y versity without a great science de
partment. To take away the de
partment is unheard of in the his
tory of education. There is not one J
state university in the country but
has full sway over such work.”
A request to the state board to
reject the proposed science shift
was sent to the board Wednesday
by six prominent Portland men in
an open letter. “No university
worthy of the name can maintain
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Scandal Sheet
' Plans Forming;
Staff Selected
| rpHE 1931 Green Goose, an
nual “seandal sheet” publi
] cation of Sigma Delta Chi, na
t i o n aJ journalism fraternity,
which will be issued on the
campus after the final edition
of the Emerald this term, will
be under the leadership of T.
Neil Taylor, senior in journal
ism, named editor-in-chief yes
terday.
On the staff of the feature
edition will be: Vinton Hall and
Harry Van Dine, editorial
| writers; Robert Allen, manag
j ing editor; Ralph David, busi
{ ness manager; Phil Cogswell,
| assistant; Barney Miller and
Mack Hall, chief muck rakers;
Ralph Yergen, Rex Tussing, Vic.
Kaufman, and Thornton Gale,
scandal hawks; Merlin Blais
and Ted Montgomery, picture
hunters; and Willis Duniway,
circulation manager.
Vodvil To Stage
Entire Program
For First Time
Complete Rehearsal Slated
For Sunday Afternoon
At Coeoanut Grove
The first complete rehearsal of
the Junior Vodvil, to be presented
on the Heilig theatre stage May
1 and 2, will be held tomorrow af
ternoon at 2 o’clock in the Cocoa
nut Grove.
The entire personnel of the pro
duction will go through the pro
gram in the order in which the
events will appear in the final pre
sentation.
This rehearsal, though rather
early, will be of great importance
in figuring the time element, the
stage settings, the best order of
appearance for various panto
mimes and short acts which will
be presented before the curtain
between the main acts, Barney
Miller, co-director of the event,
said.
The early rehearsal will also give
both the participants and the fac
ulty a general idea of how the fin
ished production will look, Miller
maintained.
“I wish to impress upon the
members of the various casts, in
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OSEA District Meeting
Scheduled for Today
The second district meeting of
the Oregon State Editorial asso
ciation this month will be held to
day at La Grande when publishers
of the Umatilla, Union, and Wal
lowa district will gather for their
meeting.
Arne G. Rae, field manager of
the association, who left the cam
pus Thursday, will attend this
meeting and also the one next
week at Baker. He wili also visit
many of the newspaper offices of
the state.
The first district meeting was
held last Saturday at McMinnville
and was featured by a newspaper
“review,” led by George Turnbull
and Robert Hall, professors of
journalism.
Hoover9 Helen Wills Moody
Relatives of Oregon Student
The reporter approached the
southeast corner of the Emerald
copy room. With one foot on the
typewriter and the other in the
wastebasket, Jim Yergen, senior in
^ journalism, indulgently leaned
back against the wall.
“What’s this I hear about you
being related to Helen Wills
Moody through Herb Hoover?” the
writer questioned. »
“Oh, yes,” began Yergen. “Helen
Wills Moody is one of my favorite
relatives.”
“Is that why you are such a
good tennis player?” the reporter
inquired.
"Well, I wouldn’t want to say
it’s why I’m such a good tennis
player. Rather, it must be why
I’m such a poor golfer. But this
is getting into technicalities,” he
replied.
“Really?” the writer exclaimed,
f “Yes, we must by all means
steer clear of any technicalities.
Now take President Hoover. I
wouldn’t want to say the reason
he was elected president was be
cause he happens to be my step
aunt’s brother or my father’s step
brother’s brother-in-law. Of course,
that may have had its influence,
but I really wouldn’t want to claim
any credit.
“Now as to the former Miss
Wills. Traced down to actual
facts, she’s my father’s step
brother’s wife’s brother’s (Her
bert’s) son’s wife’s cousin’s wife.
To simplify the thing we must
condense it. Then she becomes
my step-aunt's nephew’s cousin-in
law, or my father’s step-sister-in
law’s niece’s cousin (by marriage),
or my step-uncle's brother-in-law’s
daughter-in-law’s cousin-in-law.”
"Yes, yes. But let’s not take it
to court,” pleaded the writer,
fighting for some air mixed with
his habeas corpus. By this time
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Emerald Radio
Hour Will Open
New Air Studio
Remote Control Station
Is Near Campus
Editorial Broadcast Listed
For Tuesday at 4:45,
David Announces
A remote control studio, to be
located at the Cocoanut Grove,
has just been secured and will be
put into use for the first time dur
ing Tuesday’s broadcast of the
Emerald editorial hour, Ralph Da
vid, radio director, announced last
night. The broadcast is given
daily over KORE at 4:45 for 15
minutes. The studio will be used
regularly in putting on the Em
erald program, which, up to the
present, has been put on in the
down-town studio rooms.
“The new arrangement has been
the result of several months’ ef
fort to obtain for the University
a campus’ broadcasting location.
We shall be able to secure better
and more varied programs in thd
future, and we hope the change
will prove a worth-while improve
ment,” David said.
Speakers Being Secured
A series of well-known campus
speakers is being lined up for a
continuation of winter term’s pol
icy of introducing faculty mem
bers speaking on popular subjects
connected with their respective
fields. The first will appear on
Tuesday.
Among last term's speakers
were Wayne L. Morse, of the law
school; Eric W. Allen, dean of the
school of journalism; Dr. Edwin T.
Hodge and Dr. Warren D. Smith,
both of the geology department;
Dr. John R. Mez, of the economics
department; and John T. Ganoe, of
the history department.
Musical Groups To Appear
The speakers for this term will
appear regularly on Tuesdays and
Thursdays to afford variation from
the news broadcasts. As an add
ed feature, a number of campus
musical groups will appear, among
the first on the schedule being the
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Kwama Pledging
To Be Feature of
Mortar Board Ball
19 Members To Be Chosen
For Sopli Honorary
Weber To Play
The big feature of the Mortar
Board ball, formal dance to which
everyone on the campus is invited,
will be the Kwama pledging, a
custom instigated last year, ac
cording to plans released last
night by Dorothy Eberhard, chair
man of the ball.
The dance will be held on Fri
day evening, April 24, in the Eu
gene hotel. It is an affair of Leap
Week and only the women will do
the inviting—the men waiting at
home until asked.
Kwama, sophomore service hon
orary for women, will take in 19
new members from the freshman
class, these 19 being chosen on a
basis of campus activities, scholar
ship, and general attitude.
Assistants Named
Miss Eberhard is being assisted
by the five other members of Mor
tar Board: Kathryn Langenberg
Colin, Mildred McGee, Daphne
Hughes, Bess Templeton, and Mar
garet Cummings. She announced
that the decorations would be kept
secret until Friday night, but said
that George Weber’s orchestra had
been procured for the affair.
Patrons and patronesses will be:
Dr. and Mrs. Arnold Bennett Hall,
Dr. and Mrs. Charles Leslie
Schwering, Dean and Mrs. Hugh
L. Biggs, Mrs. Nelson Macduff,
Mrs. Prince L. Campbell, Miss
Consuello McMillan, Dr. and Mrs.
E. E. DeCou, and Miss Beatrice
Milligan. Miss Milligan, who was
graduated from the University last
year, was an active member of
Mortar Board all during her senior
year.
A great deal of enthusiasm has
been aroused on the campus for
the dance, Miss Eberhard said, and
many houses have planned formal
dinners to precede it. ,
Rare Bargains Await Bidders
At Annual A WS Auction Sale
--
Great Variety of Articles
To Be Sold Wednesday
By Young and Crew
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!—
Corne one, come all to the library
Wednesday to witness the grand
auction sale of that august body,
the Associated Women Students.
Your choice, ladies and gentle
men, of the finest line of umbrel
las in assorted colors blue, laven
der, yellow, black—with carved
and painted handles; of the longest
lot of overcoats, slickers, trench
coats; of every variety of kid and
cloth gloves, and a dazzling selec
tion of the world's most precious
jewels including bracelets, rings,
compacts, pins (to whom it may
interest: there is one shining Girl
Scout pin). All Phi Beta Kappas
and campus scholars will find the
auction a fine place to stock up
on various diverting and amusing
as well as instructive text books
on every subject from higher math
mat ics to harmony and home eco
nomics.
Your spring wardrobe should
feature the smart line of felt hats,
and bright printed silk scarfs, that
we are offering to the highest bid
der. Handsome tooled leather
purses, small novelty coin purses,
note books, check books—all are
available for a trivial sum—each
and every student in the Univer
sity of Oregon has the rare oppoi
tunity of testing his bargaining
power on the momentous occasion
of the A. W. S. auction sale of all
articles that have been turned in
to the lost and found department
on the campus.
The chief auctioneer of the day
vyill be Freeman Young, who will
hkve as his assistants: Keck Mc
Kean, Chuck Thomas, Ed Schweik
er, Pete Peters, and Kenneth Vail.
The A. W. S. chairman for the
sale is Jean Failing.
Wesley Students
Will Convene at
Newport Meeting
Foumlalion’s Annual Event
Slated for Week-End
Of April 25, 26
Newport will be the Mecca of
the Wesley Foundation, organiza
tion of Methodist University stu
dents, the week-end of April 25
and 26, when members of the or
ganization and their friends will
take part in the annual University
of Oregon Wesley Foundation re
treat, sponsored each spring term.
Discussion leaders at the event
are to be Rev. Clay E. Palmer,
pastor of the First Congregational
church of Eugene, and Rev. Hugh
B. Fouke, pastor of the Jason Lee
Methodist Episcopal church of Sa
lem. Dr. Charles G. Howard, pro
fessor of law, and Frederick K.
Davis, of Eugene, will also accom
pany the group. ,
The Wesley group plans an in
formal church service on the beach
Sunday morning. Dr. Foulke will
deliver the sermon. The club is
also planning for discussion groups
at 1:30 Saturday afternoon and 7
Saturday evening, with a bonfire
service on the beach at 8:30, Mar
garet Atwood, president of the or
ganization, has announced.
Committee chairmen appointed
for the event are Evan Hughes,
transportation; Donald Saunders,
devotions; Thelma Shuey, social
affairs; Lloyd Brown, recreation;
Jack Bellinger, publicity; Jean
nette Smith, secretary.
Sunday evening the club will
stop at Corvallis on the way home
to attend the social hour and eve
ning meeting of the Wesley Foun
dation of Oregon State college.
This Sunday evening, Wallace <
Campbell, varsity debater, will !
lead the meeting at 6:30. The
discussion topic will be “Christian
ity in Industry.”
In the morning services at 9:45,
in charge of Miss Dorothy A. Ny
land, Wesley Foundation director,
an accredited course in art in re
ligion is being given.
The Wesley club will present
“Cleopas,” a drama of the time
of Christ, Sunday evening at j
Wendling. Those taking part are
Wilbur Sohm, Lloyd Brown, How
ard Lee, Ruth Ludington, and
Grace Fennell. Esther Lisle is di
recting the play.
Former University
Student Is Injured j
Thrown from the driver’s seat
when the truck he was driving on
the McKenzie highway about three
miles above Walterville, Thursday
afternoon, left the road, Joe Camp
bell of Clatskanie, former student
in the University, sustained con
cussion of the brain, a broken leg,
broken arm, and serious internal
injuries. Campbell was taken to
a Portland hospital.
Cause of the accident is not
known. The truck went down a
40-foot embankment and was vir
tually demolished, it was reported.
Campbell was working for the
Atwood Construction company
with a crew graveling a new
stretch of the highway above Wal
terville. In the accident, the truck
driver was hurled from the ma
chine, and landed on some rocks.
Gladys Clausen Is
Chosen To Handle
Leap-Week Events
Program Set for April 23,
24, 25; Mortar Board
Ball Highlight
Senior Leap Week, when senior
women wiU be queens of the cam
pus for three days, April 23, 24,
Gladys Clausen
ana zo, wm oe
under the direc
t i o n of Gladys
Clausen, it was
announced yes
terday by Bill
Pittman, p r e s i
dent of the sen
ior class.
"Senior Leap
Week ia entirely
in the hands of
senior women,
and the position
of chairman will
demand work of unusual pep and
ability. Miss Clausen has been
closely associated with the women
of the campus during her four
years, and she has shown by pre
vious work on a number of com
mittees that she is able to take
over the job of organizing the
Leap Week program,” Pittman
said in making the announce
ment.
Women will take the initiative
during the three-day period by
getting their dates and paying the
bills afterward, according to the
traditional custom which has been
built up around it. An elaborate
program is being worked out by
the girls’ living organizations, and
an interesting time is in store for
the lucky masculines, Miss Clausen
said last night.
The Mortar Board ball will be
the highlight of the series of
events, while the Kappa Koffee,
Co-ed’s Revenge, and Barroom
Bust will be included among the
leading social affairs being planned
by various organizations.
Best Dresser To Be
Announced Tonight
The four winners of the Emer
ald-Fox McDonald best dressed
man conte; t will be kept secret
until tonight at the midnight col
legiate idea to be featured with
the midnight matinee of Will Rog
ers in “A Connecticut Yankee in
King Arthur’s Court.” Until then
the names which were chosen last
night after the polls closed at 10
o’clock, will be kept secret, ac
cording to Russell Brown, manager
of the Fox-McDonald theatre.
The competitors, Walt Baker,
Bart Siegfried, Joe Hughes, Bill
Barendrick, Jack Spencer, Phil
Fay, George Vaughn, Hunt Clark,
Art Rolander, Don Eva, and Slug
Palmer, all appeared on the stage
last night at the college night
showing of the Ten Commanders
in a Plantation Idea.
The man receiving the most
votes will win a double prize of a
month’s pass to the Fox McDonald
theatre and the pick of the prizes
to be given by four men’s clothing
stores. The other men who win
second, third, and fourth places
will receive the other prizes being
offered by the clothing stores. The
stores giving prizes are DeNeffe's,
Paul D. Green’s, Wade Brothers,
and the Phelps-Terkel College
Shop.
Prof. Ruckmick
To Deliver Two
Local Lectures
Psychology To Be Topic
Of Famous Scientist
Iowan in Public Address
Tuesday Will Talk
On Emotions
Prof. C. A. Ruckmick, of the
University of Iowa, on an exten
sive tour of Pacific coast univer
sities, will be on the campus Tues
day April 21, to give two addresses
under the auspices of the commit
tee on free intellectual activities.
A public lecture will be given by
Professor Ruckmick in Villard hall
at 8 o'clock Tuesday evening on
the subject, “Facial Expressions in
the Emotions.” This will be open
to all interested. Professor Ruck
mick is a national authority in this
field, and has spent the last six
years work in the Iowa laboratory.
At the December meeting of the
Psychological association he con
ducted a composium on emotion,
with the result that he was invited
to make this tour.
Will Address Students
Professor Ruckmick will be a
guest at the psychology luncheon
club at noon, and will speak to the
psychology staff and majors of the
department at 4 o’clock in the af
ternoon in Condon hall on “The
Measurement of the Galvanic Re
flex in a Study of Emotions.”
“Dr. Ruckmick’s lecture should
be of interest not only to psychol
ogy students, but also to those in
terested in dancing, poetry, and
other arts which express the emo
tions,” Dr. H. G. Townsend, pro
fessor of philosophy, and chairman
of the committee on free intellect
ual activities, said yesterday, in
speaking of Professor Ruckmick's
Visit to the campus.
Is Author of Books
Professor Ruckmick has been
editor of the University of Iowa
“Studies in Psychology” since 1928,
and has served as cooperating edi
tor of the American Journal of
Psychology since 1926. He is a
member of a number of national
psychological societies.
Dr. Ruckmick’s books include:
“Brevity Book on Psychology,”
1920; “German-English Dictionary
of Psychological Terms,” 1928;
“The Mental Life,” 1928. He has
also contributed many papers to
psychological publications and to
the “International Year Book.”
Roosevelt Junior
High May Be Used
For Teaching Lah
Proposal Is Said To Have
Been Considered at
Meeting Friday
Proposed changes in the system
of teacher training now in force
in the school of education, to be
carried out in conjunction with the
Eugene public schools, were re
ported to have come up for dis
cussion last night, in a joint con
ference of members of the edu
cation faculty with members of
the school board.
Certain recommendations of Dr.
Arnold Bennett Hall, president of
the University, were the subject
of discussion by the group, it was
revealed late last night by Dr. H.
D. Sheldon, dean of the school of
education. However, no final
measures have yet been passed
upon, he declared, and he refused
to make any further statement on
the matter.
H. Ft. Goold, city superintendent
of schools, who is said to be work
ing with Dr. Sheldon in considera
tion of the proposals, stated when
questioned last night that as yet
nothing is ready to make public
in this connection. "No definite
action has been taken,” he said,
“and in tha present stage the ques
tion must be treated as confiden
tial.”
The unconfirmed report was
current yesterday that extensive
use of the Ftoosevelt junior high
school as a laboratory for prac
tice teaching by education stu
dents is one of the proposals un
der consideration by the faculty
and the school board. The ques
tions, it is said, are being taken
up in relation to the recent report
of the federal survey on Oregon’s
higher educational system.
Do Drum Major
Applicants Know
Left Foot,Stehn?
pOI'R men have signified their
desire to beeome drum ma
jor for the University hand nexv
year by handing in their appli
cations to Sergeant Conyers at
the military harracks, who is
receiving all applications for
tlie position.
Claude Condor, Alden Schwa
bauer; K. E. Hyde, and R. E.
Olsen have turned in applica
tions stating that they can read
music and have an understand
ing of it, have had military
training and feel that they
could learn to maneuver with
the hand. Conder and Schwa
hauer have both played in the
University band.
Of the other two desirable
qualifications listed h,v John
Stelin, band conductor, that the
applicant, should have some
suspicion as to which is his left
foot, and should Ih> tall and well
built, no mention was made.
Eagle Seoul Club
To Make Awards
At Igloo Tonight
Two Hundred Merit Badges
Will Be Presented
To Scouts
Tonight at 7:30 o’clock 500 Lane
county Boy Scouts will assemble
in McArthur court for a court of
honor at which hundreds of awards
for achievement will be presented.
The Eagle Scout club, composed
practically entirely of University
men students, will conduct the
ceremonies.
During the afternoon, scouts
from all sections of the county
will participate in a rally and field
day at Riverside park which the
Eagle Scout club is sponsoring.
John Allen, senior in geology, will
direct the field events, while the
court of honor in the evening will
be in charge of Gordon Day, soph
omore in social science.
The Eagle Scout club is offering
to the troop winning the rally an
engraved plaque which will be
presented in the evening at Mc
Arthur court. At the same time,
achievement and contest banners
will be awarded to two Lane coun
ty troops. Two hundred merit
badges will be distributed to the
scouts.
Judge G. F. Skipworth will be
the speaker of the evening, and
will present the Eagle badge,
highest award in scouting, to Jack
Hitchcock of Troop 1, Eugene.
Robert Allen, junior in journal
ism, is chairman of the publicity
committee, and Tom Johnson, jun
ior in physical education, heads
the field committee.
Law Students To Hold
Dinner Dance April 29
The law school student body is
planning a dance and cafeteria
dinner at Midway, April 29, it was
announced yesterday by Francis E.
Coad, president of the organization.
This is the first major social
event of the student body for
spring term, and it is expected
that a large number of law stu
dents will attend.
Annual Frolic
AwaitsWomen,
Guests Tonight
Classes To Offer Stunts
In Prize Competition
‘Cops'* To Prevent Invasion
Of Males at Co-ed
Costume Party
The annual all co-ed April Frolic,
a costume ball where anything
from a stately Colonial costume or
a reproduction of the gay nineties
to what the modern bathing beau
ty will wear, will be the order of
the evening at Gerlinger hall at 8
o’clock tonight.
Keenly-contested stunts present
ed by each class will lend variety
to the evening's entertainment.
Prizes Are Offered
First prize of a silver loving cup,
won last year by the junior class
with the stunt "A Pek-in a Chin
ese Tea Garden,” will be awarded
the class staging the best stunt. A
committee of six judges will make
the choice. Honorable mention
will be voted the second best stunt.
Two prizes of $5 and $2.50 will
go to the girls with the best cos
tume to be judged on cleverness,
originality, and general effective
ness. Last year six girls, Jennie
Piluso, Juanita Demmer, Frances
Sale, Olga Sadilek, Virginia Wentz,
and Alice Holmback, dressed in
dirty overalls and slouch hats to
represent members of a section
gang, divided first honors.
Jean Williams, senior in English,
won second prize.
Six Judges Chosen
Judges tonight will be Mrs. Arn
old Bennett Hall, Dean Hazel
Prutsman Schwering, Mrs. Alice
Macduff, Mrs. W. F. G. Thacher,
Dr. Mildred Mumby, Mrs. Rudolph
Ernst, and Mrs. Ottilie Seybolt.
What happens inside a small
boy who goes to a circus and eats
too many popcorn balls and bags
of candy, will be revealed in the
freshman stunt of which Helen
Shingle is director. Speaking roles
will be taken by Virginia Smith,
Nancy Suomela, and Betsy Steiwer.
Toyland To Be Featured
Spectators will be transported
to toyland in the sophomore stunt,
according to Lucille Kraus, chair
man. Assistant chairman is Ellen
Sersanous, and Frances Drake will
have charge of music. Nancy Tay
lor and Louise Ansley will imper
sonate teddy bears. Little Red
Riding Hood will be played by
Anna Pauline Ray. Ty Smith is
a Raggedy Ann and Dorothy Each
will be King Cole. Phyllis Stokes,
a clown, and a chorus of paper
dolls will complete the sophomore
stunt cast.
Elizabeth Strain, director of the
junior stunt, announces that the
performance, “Blue Monday,” will
present a view of freshman life
during pre-initiation. The junior
cast includes Barbara Barker,
Carol Hurlburt, Eleanor Lewis,
Annette Kern, and Jane Garcelon.
Elizabeth Fletcher is property
manager for the event.
Seniors Have Play
A play featuring an English
lady, Dorothy Hollister, her daugh
ter, Alice Carter, and a fortune
teller, Wilma Enke, will be the
senior production, according to
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Puff Ball Usurps Curbstone
Habit in Barristers’ Hearts
No longer can the law students
maintain their well-known aloof
ness. No longer can they covet
their well-known curb smoking
room. The law students have come
off the pedestal. They have
stooped to mingle with the com
mon run of college inhabitants, the
herd, the rabble, the great un
washed, business ad majors. All
of this because King Baseball, god
of all good Americans, raised his
voice and said, “C’mon, youse
guys. How about some kitten ball
with the business ad school?”
Father Baseball has tumbled mon
archs from their thrones, caused
most of the spring hookey playing
in grammar school, caused office
boys’ grandmothers to die a thou
sand deaths so that they could get
a half day off; but who would
ever think that it would break
down the stern wall that the law
school has thrown about itself?
To get right down to the point,
though, it seems as though the law
school has issued a challenge to
the business administration school
for a game of “kitten ball.”
“Kitten ball,” in case you don't
know, is indoor baseball played
outdoors.
Here is the challenge with all
its legal trimmings:
“To the students and faculty of
the school of business administra
tion, greeting:
“Whereas, a rather scurrilous
and disrespectful notice in gram
mar peculiarly suggestive of a
business administration student
has been posted on the bulletin
board of the law school; and
"Whereas, said notice purports
to speak for the students of the
school of business administration
in challenging the law school to a
game of ‘Kitten Ball';
“Theiefore, be it resolved by the
law school of the University of
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