• EDITORIALS ♦ FEATURES HUMOR LITERARY ♦ University of Oregon, Eugene Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager Willis Duniway, Managing Editor Hex Tussing Associate Editor Dave Wilson, Lois Nelson, Harry Van Dine—Editorial Writers UPPER NEWS STAFF Editor's Secretary: Mary Helen Corbett Carol Hurlburt, Society Assistant: Lillian Rankin Lester McDonald, Lfterary Barney Miller, Features Warner Cuiss, Chief Night Editor Phil Cogswell, Sports NEWS STAFF Reporters: Merlin Blais, Betty Ann»- Macduff, Roy Sheedy, Ted Montgomery, Jessie ! Steele. Isabelle Crowell. Jack Bellinger. Hetty Davis, Helen Cherry, Virginia Wentz, Jim Brooke, Joan Cox, Kenneth Fitzgerald, Madeleine Gilbert, Ruth Dupuis, Frances Johnston, Oscar Munger, Carl Thompson, Billie Gardiner, Caroline Card. Night Staff: Tuesday—Eugene I). Mullins, Dave Longshore, Mary Frances Pettibone, Rita Swain. Day Editors: Thornton Gale, Lonore Ely, Thornton Shaw, Eleanor Jane Ballantyne. 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Anyway, He's One Who Thinks TNTO our office wandered a man a small, grey man with one ' eye sparkling through tiny gold-rimmed glasses, the other, once keen, sunk deeply in its socket and worthless. He was spry at the age of about 68 and his hands showed clearly the results of many days’ toil behind the plow. His hair was grey, but neatly combed his frame, no doubt, had been covered with bet ter clothes during by-gone periods of prosperity. Smiling, he handed us a few typewritten sheets. They were covered with finger prints, marked with a pencil here and there, as if they were most cherished documents of one who had la bored countless hours and finally produced an hypothesis of great import. We hadn't time to read them at that moment. Should they prove valueless to us we were free to return them. He hoped they would be printed. "They’re food for thought,” he whispered. "Students may profit by them." This gentleman—a gentleman because manner made him so— had spent much of his life thinking of a remedy for world con ditions as he saw them. Perhaps he has been unaware of the hours spent on the same subject by experts in political science, social science, and economics. Regardless of this, here is a man who has been pondering who is ready to offer his decisions and suggestions as best he can. In a language somewhat incompre hensible, vague, and none too well organized, the Emerald is printing the results of his thought. Krom a man minus the ad vantages of extensive education, with the interests of humanity at heart, and hampered somewhat by isolation from other think ers, his communication is shoved past the length requirements and given a position in our columns. Whether right or wrong, our friend has given evidence of an active brain has thought for himself and has done more than many have been able to do. That is, come to his own definite conclusion. Peace Light Dimmed TJROSPECTS for peace reform dimmed when yesterday the German National Socialist, or fascist, party walked out of the Reichstag and refused to return as long as the present coali tion government is in power. With them went Vice-Speaker Stoehr, who gained his office because the fascists are the second largest party in the Reichstag. The immediate trouble concerns alleged Polish terrorism of German minorities in those territories handed over to Poland when Germany was bisected by t lie Polish corridor. It is cer tain that Poland has attempted and is succeeding in making her land taken from Germany Polish in language, thought, and custom. Instead of the slight German or Polish majorities there is now a very great Polish majority. Nationalism in Poland has led to excesses; how great they have been we do not know. In Germany too nationalistic feeling is directed by the fascist party toward revision of the boundary lines. The German party does not. cringe at the word War. With the reparations load, a poor trade balance, millions un employed, and a government-enforced reduction in living stand ards, the German people are in desperation turning to the two extreme parties. The Hitlerites continue to gain in local elec tions- and Hitlerism is associated with militarism. If Chancellor Bruening succeeds in surmounting this new and more awkward political situation as he lias surmounted difficul ties in the past, his will be a great achievement. Other coun tries can aid in retaining peace if they will sincerely attempt to weigh the truth in Germany’s complaints. A Feather for Yale TT was with a smashing issue containing Professor Albert Ein stein’s extensive answers to a questionnaire of the Yale Daily News that the editor and his assistants ended their term in office. It was an enviable climax to a year's administration. They succeeded in procuring from the great scientist answers to the most elaborate list of questions to which he has responded during his current visit to the United States. Their work was published and praised by the New York Times. Professor Einstein asserted, speaking in the third person to the Yale student publication, that scientific research can have only an indirect influence in ending the wot Id war and that only man's determination can solve the problem. Man as a human man as a possessor of foresight man with will and determina tion is not ignored by the scientist. Much of the world’s future still lunges on the inner nature of man. No one lias escaped the sensation of lying awake beneath u blanket of stars, mind rambling about searching for some hint as to th. . 4_. or tut. at cl the ftuiveise, and sorrily gRing up in despair because the brain becomes clogged with a whirlpool of fantastic ideas. Yet, Professor Einstein sidetracks the ques tion: “Do you think it will ever be possible to determine the size of the universe, that is, space?’’ He says, “The question is not sensible, because the idea of size is already implied in the word ‘space.’ ” We wonder, what is beyond space ? Perhaps science may someday offer us a satisfactory hypothesis—one which may allow our thoughts to rest. Professor Einstein v/as not willing to go into a discussion of whether there was a basis of conflict between scientific re search and an omnipotent God. It would be necessary, he said, to produce a volume in definitions before an exact discussion of facts ''ould be begun. We believe we are safe in saying that Professor Albert Ein stein 1 eads the list of the world’s clearest thinkers, and that the ed. or of the Yale Daily News displayed extreme good judg ment, knowledge of affairs, and tact when he published such a diplomatic questionnaire and extensive answers from the sci entist. WThe ♦ * ETFOOT “AI1 the News That’s Foot To Print” Chance cogitations while en gaged in ambulation . . . How much do the Phi Delts pay to get people to park cars out in front of their house ? . . . How come so few seniors wear moustaches? . . . Perhaps most of them are gradu ating too young. . . . Do the Tri Delts ever eat at home ? . . . How come Cherry doesn’t break into print oftener? . . . Carol Wersch kul dropping a hanky, the shame less flirt. . . . Jack Gregg and his perpetually knotted brow. . . . He usually picks pretty good-looking office assistants, the old fox. . . . Roger Dennis receiving a boobing concerning a recent business trip to Portland. ... It seems to us that Bob Allen is beginning to gain weight since he has become a man of some leisure. . . . The rifle team ought to get more pub licity. . . . Why ? . . . Because they are big shots, aren’t they? . . . Don't take us seriously. . . . Bill Pittman, a Eugene boy who made good in his own city. . , . Where does Noble keep himself these days ? . . . Ken Curry’s graceful slouch. . . . These extra tall men have a big break when it comes to formals, and so forth. . . . Some women recpiire them. . . . We’re getting fed up on “I Surrender” . , . and writing trash like this. . . . Art Rolander, who was once Classified Advertisements Hates Payable in Advance 20c first three lines; 5c every additional line. Minimum charge 20c. Contracts made by arrange ment. Telephone 3300; local 214 Lost LOST In girls’ gym on Friday watch on mesh bracelet. Call about 1 p. m., white gold wrist 1870-R. BROWN BILLFOLD lost on cam pus. Finders keep money. Would be grateful for return of bill fold. Notify Emerald business office. BLACK and white cat followed four young men along Fairmount boulevard, from Number 2094-H Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. The animal valueless but is the pet of a little girl in the neigh borhood. If any of these gentle men will return it to the above address or call 2049-J and let us know what became of it the courtesy will be greatly ap preciated. Miscellaneous TUTORING GERMAN Experi enced teacher educated in Ger many. Terms very reasonable. Inquire of Miss Anna Gropp, 1798 Columbia street. NEW TUXEDO Suits, including silk vest. Regular $30 values for $10.85. THE HUB, 040 Wil lamette. Physicians DALE and SETHER Surgery. Radium. X-ray Miner Bldg. Phone 43 Schools New Beginners Ballroom Class starts Wednesday, 8:30 p. m You learn all the newest colleg iate fox-trots and waltzes. MERRICK DANCE STUDIO $01 Willamette Phone 3081 IDE kEYsuit Please «uii tor theatre pass within two days at Lur