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Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager
Willis Dunlway, Managing Editor
Rex Tusaing Associate Editor
Dave Wilson, Harry Van Dine—Editorial Writers
UPPER NEWS STAFF
Editor’s Secretary: Mary Helen Corbett
Phil Cogswell, Sports
Barney Miller, Features
Carol tlurlburt, society
Lester McDonald, Literary
Warner Guias, Chief Night Editor
NEWS STAFF
Reporters: Lois Nelson, Merlin Blais, Hetty Anne Macduff, Rufus Kimball, Roy Sheedy,
Jessie Steele. Isabelle Crowell. Jack Bellinger, Hetty Davis, Helen Cherry, Virginia
Went/., Jim Brooke, Joan Cox. Kenneth Fitzgerald, Madeline Gilbert, George Root,
Frances Taylor. Duane Frisbie, Caroline Card, Willetta Hartley, Ruth Dupuis*
Beverly Coverhill, Frances Johnston.
Day Editors: Thornton Gale. Phill Cogswell, Lenore Ely, Thornton Shaw.
Night Staff: Monday -George Blodgett. George Kerr, Mary Bello Fobes, Adrienne Sabin.
Night Staff: Tuesday—Eugene D. Mullins, Dave Longshore, Mary Frances Pettibone,
Rita Swain.
Night Staff: Wednesday Doug Wight, Yvonne Smith, Carolyn Trimble, Mary Margaret
Daly.
Night Staff: Thursday Dorothy Johnson, Stan Price, Earl Kirchoff, Gwen Elsinore.
Night Staff: Friday Elinor Henry, Harold Birkensnaw, Joseph Saslavsky, Fred Fricke.
Sports Staff: Mack Hall, Bruce Hamby, Alfred Abranz, Erwin Lawrence, Kelman
Keagy, Vincent Gates, Mahr Reymors, Esther Hayden, Ed Goodnough.
BUSINESS STAFF
Harry Tonkon. Associate Manager
Jack Gregg, Advertising Manager
Larry Jackson, Foreign Advertising
Ken Sicgrist, Circulation Manager
Ned Mars, Copy Manager
Mae jMulchay, Ass’t Foreign Adv. Mgr.
Edith Peterson, Financial Adm.
John Painton, Office Manager
Betty Carpenter, Women’s Specialties
Harriet Hoffman, Sez Sue
Kathryn Laughridge, Asat. Sez Sue
Carol Werachkul, Executive Secretary
Larry Bay, Ass’t Circulation Manager
Bob Goodrich, Service Manager
Marie Nelson, Checking Department
Dorothy Hughes, classified Advertising Manager
Robert Sharp Bean
\ LTHOUGH the flag flies at half-mast for Robert Sharp
Bean, there is no shadow on the Oregon campus.
Robert Sharp Bean means more to the University than the
history of his life or of the high position which he held in the
fulfillment of Oregon’s statehood. He represents today, as he
did before his death, that vigor, those high ideals, and that self
reliance which his life impressed upon the University and the
state.
While his body lies buried at Portland, his memory will be
enriched as the years pass by with the school of which he was
both a graduate and a director. So it is true that there is
no shadow on the Oregon campus.
The records and the position of Judge Bean testify to his
eminently keen mind and to the remarkable clarity of his deci
sions. Yet the University knows him as more than judge. Born
1854, and graduating from the University with the first class,
Robert Sharp Bean typifies well the pioneer successful striving
for future common benefit. His long period of membership on
the board of regents gave him ample opportunity to shape the
University's growth. He took that opportunity.
To those familiar with that span of years which was marked
by the University's struggle for existence, then gradual emer
gence into a place of educational importance and confidence in
Oregon public opinion, Judge Bean’s service to his University
will be gratefully remembered as one of patience and scholarly
confidence that in the end the institution would forge ahead as
merit of its work indicated. So said an alumnus familiar with
Robert Sharp Bean’s regency in those years.
Yet it is a cold record of facts indeed, no matter how glo
rious the rise behind it, which places in the dead past all of
his achievements. Just as his work on the state and federal
benches cannot be measured alone in terms of individual cases,
but also in the precedent and universal wisdom of his decisions—
just so is this most distinguished alumnus of the University re
markable in the degree to which his dead hand guides the
present.
Not only in the hearts of those who knew him as a kindly
and excellent friend, but also in the lives of those who knew
him not, is his work perpetuated.
A Pleasant Visit
'T'HAT the eleventh .annual high school conference has offered
a pleasant week-end, an entertaining visit, and many prof
itable sessions, is the Emerald's sincere wish to each delegate.
May you return to your homes with a degree, small or large,
of profit from the words you have heard from those who are
experienced in your desired future.
Students! The basketball team, whether it won or lost, de
serves many messages of support. Send them today the New
Washington hotel.
Few people become wholly satisfied that is why improve
ments are constantly being made nevertheless we congratulate
the registration officials for the increased ease in entering the
University.
Physical E«l Classes To
Receive New Equipment
New equipment consisting of a
pSuotrope electric phonograph, a
.driving net, and putting green, has
been received by the physical edu
cation department in the last week.
The phonograph will be utilized in
the tap dancing sections of the pro
fessional gym classes, while the
golf equipment has been placed in
charge of Art Ireland, golf instruc
tor.
The net and green have been in
stalled at the north end of the main
gym floor, and are open to any
students when classes are not prac
ticing upon them.
ECONOMIC SUFFERING
SEEN ABROAD BY MEZ
(Continued from Coffc One)
cott of British goods. To advise
a Hindu nut to drink whiskey is
considered a punishable offense of
anti-British propaganda and leads
to severe jail sentences. The out
look to tlie followers of Ghandi
seemed very dark, but the revolt of
the 300,0U0,000 people of India will
continue for many years to come,”
he declared.
Conference To Be Held in 103»
He did not find the prospect for
immediate future di.srmamcut
progianm bright. ^
"The next disarmament confer
ence, instead of being ended in
! 1031, bus been postponed until
| 1032 for no other reason than that
some countries want to evade it,
The tangible results of the prepar
atory disarmament conference are
very small. The same is true of
economic disarmament. Jn spite of
the movement in H)2< to curtail
increasing tariffs, there has been a
| veritable mushroom growth of the
protective tariff in United States,
China, Italy, and other countries.
Dr. Mez was impressed by the
J manner in which one particular
i idea or movement may spread si
| multaneously to all nations. “In
! exactly the same way that many
I American towns have ‘buy at
home’ campaigns, cities in France.
Italy, Germany, Austria in Kurope.
i Calcutta in India. Tokyo in Japan,
j and others used the same idea,
i The policy is not only an economic
fallacy it is a pernicious relapse
into mercantilism and the medie
val ages," he declared.
Fascism Still Strong
“Fascism is still strong in Italy,
but the hold of fascism over the
people is slipping. Mussolini is
sharing the fate of the heads ot
other governments, in that he is
getting the blame for the indus
trial depression. Italy has 350.000
unemployed, price are dropping
land there is a growing indebted
One Last Chance
To Buy Oregana
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Wfith the close of the first week
of winter term comes the
last chance to obtain copies of
the 1931 Oregana. The yearbook
will be distributed early in May,
but no orders will be taken or
copies sold after today, it is an
nounced by Larry Jackson, sales
manage .■.
Initiating a new policy this
year, no extra copies will be or
dered f ora the printers, and
consequently there will be no
books for sale at the time of dis
tribution, Jackson stated. For
students ordering before tonight,
the cost will be assessed in equal
amounts on winter and spring
term fees.
Orders may be given any time
today through the A. S. U. O. of
fice, either personally or by tele
phone.
news. However, the government
administration in Italian cities is
admirable.
“In the Dutch East Indies, the
population is not suffering so much
because nature provides rice and
tropical food in sufficient abund
ance. The island of Java, in length
not greater than the distance from
Portland to San Francisco and
from 200 to 220 miles in width, now
counts 50,000,000 inhabitants. In
less than a century the population
has increased tenfold, largely ow
ing to the rubber industry and the
efficient development' of colonial
produce such as rice, coffee, ba
nanas, and spices under the able
administration of the Dutch colo
nizers."
A Decade Ago
Saturday, January 8, 1921
Arthur Tuck, track star, mem
ber of last year’s frosh team, and
also a participant in the Olympics
this summer, will be out this sea
son.
The varsity basketball team
opens the season tonight in Port
land, where they play Multnomah
club.
Fifteen applications for degrees
have been passed on by the faculty.
The men’s glee club is putting
on a concert in Portland, January
28.
NOW THAT THE PREPPERS
HAVE DETERMINED EXACTLY
WHAT COLLEGE IS LIKE, AND
COLLEGE NIGHT HAS BEEN
HAILED AS A MOST PERFECT)
EXAMPLE, IT’S NEARLY TIME
TO DROP BACK INTO NOR
MALCY, P U L L IN CAMPUS
“BIG BOY” EARS, FORGET
THAT COLLEGIATE SWAGGER, f
AND qUIT SHOWING OFF.
REMEMBER THE GREAT AND
ANCIENT CITY OF ROME WAS
NOT COMPLETELY CON
STRUCTED IN THE COURSE OF
ONLY 34 HOURS, SO MAIN
TAIN FAITH, HIGH SCHOOL
FRIENDS, SOME DAY YOU
MAY BECOME AS NUTTY.
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Yessir, I'm from the University.
A cold night, it was, for Mc
Alpit—
Three records he broke for old
Darnit;
But Darnit, you louse,
Is a Fraternity house,
And records bring music around
it.
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Foul, we know, but the regular,
Wetfoot editor got the croup from
yesterday’s column and his mother
wouldn’t let him out in the rain.
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I’M A CADY UNDER THE
SKIN, SAID ROSIE O’GRADY
AS THE COON-COATED COL
LEGIAN PUT HIS ARM TIGHT
LY AROUND HER.
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One of the policies of this
most influential column is to
educate University students in
the matter of etiquette. Today’s
lesson is that of conduct at the
banquet table.
Rule 1. To break that formal
atmosphere and start a feeling of
friendship and unity among your
fellow guests, nudge the lady next
to you and tell her that her dress
is most gorgeous and that her lips
are as red as the most precious
ruby.
Rule 2. When she slaps you,
laugh loud end heartily. This will
immediately .attract some atten
tion, and you will at once become
the life of the party.
Rule 3. Now is your chance
to become the most outstanding
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For Rent ~
DECORATIONS and decorating
sets for informal and formal
dances. Will also decorate for
any occasion. Call 127 for fur
ther information.
THREE-ROOM furnished apart
ment, heat, electricity, electric
stove and washing machine fur
nished; $30. 000 E. 21st. Phone
i 3227-W.
FURNISHED or unfurnished
apartment, three rooms, bath,
fireplace, electric refrigeration.
Also one room, bath and kitch
enette. 1206 Mill street. Phone
H55-W.
ATTRACTIVE five - r o o m fur
nished apartment in U. of O.
district; $45 per month. Robert
Prescott Co. Phone 345.
THREE! ROOM apartment, living
room, kitchen and bed-room with
private bath, lights and water
furnished, $20 per month, living
room, bed-room and kitchenette,
lights, water and wood furnished.
$15 per month. Both 3 blocks
1 from campus. 1372 Patterson
! St.
\\ anted
AGGRESSIVE student salesman
for pleasant and remunerative
i special work. Apply 3 to 5 p. m.
only. Monday, January 12. Co-op
store.
Uounis for Kent
ROOM furnished apartment,
clean, cozy, cheerful. Private
bath. $15. Entire upper floor.
Owner lives below. Tel., garage
and electric washer if desired,
l’h. 2136-W or see Apt. 1630
Patterson.
LOVELY ROOM in modern home.
Hot water and every conven
ience. Phone 292 S-W 1139
Pearl street.
—'I
Rooms for Rent
LARGE spacious rooms and first
class board, every comfort for
$32 per month. $25 for boatd
alone and $8 for room. $7 if two
or more. Block and one-half
from school. 735 E. 14th. Phone
147-J.
WARM, well-lighted room. Plenty
of closet space and clean, new
furnishings. Two blocks from
campus. 968 Alder street. Phone
3125.
REASONABLE board and room at
827 E. llth, one block from cam
pus. Phone 2283-J.
BEDROOM near University. 1161
Patterson. Phone 2567-J.
Beauty Parlors
BROWNFIELD BEAUTY PAR
LOR Marcel, shampoo, finger
wave, 50c each. 620 E. 8th
street. Phone 23S0-J.
Miscellaneous
I RADIO BROADCASTING Op
portunity for commercial work.
Phone 3 for information and
appointments. E. E. Hyde.
WILL care for patients in my
home; good care guaranteed.
Cheerful surroundings, reason
able rates. 1095 W. 7th Ave.
Phone 2878.
Wanted to Buy
HISTORY Of England and British
Commonwealth by Larson. Henry
Holt and Co., publishers. 1929
edition if possible. Elizabet u
Strain, 201.
For Sale
ONE REMINGTON portable type
writer. in excellent condition
Call at Dunbar service station.
10th and Oak.
LARGE electric Yietrola and 50
records. Practically new. Phone
3187 for terms.
DOROTHY PAUER JOHNSON
Call for her Colonial theatre '
pass within one day at the Em- ,
erald business office.
speaker. Arise—under no cir
eumstunee sit down when the
guests begin to boo. Trust to
your ability as a humorist to
quiet them.
Iiule 4. Be funny, and talk
until the toastmaster reminds
you that the dessert is being
served.
Rule 5. Drop your ice cream
in your glass of water. (This is
merely a hint to become indi
vidualistic.) Mix it carefully
and drink it.
Rule 6. When the banquet is
over, you must stand by the door
and give each guest a hearty slap
an the back and cheerfully offer
to see each woman home. When
her husband interferes, whisper
aver his shoulder that she should
have married a man like you.
Rule o. After you part with
Lhem, you may forget your man
ners temporarily and relax.
Sound the taps for Lottie Lot,
Who brags of all the men she’s
got.
Let’s hope she falls into the race
And cracks the finish on her
face.
DID YOU EVER TRY TO RE
DUCE IN THE AD BUILDING?
SIX CUPS WILL BE
GIVEN BEST PAPERS
(Continued from Page One)
man, managing editor of the Eu
gene Register-Guard; Robert C.
Hall, Arne G. Rae, and George
Godfrey , of the University school
of journalism. It was declared last
night by the judges that difficulty
was being encountered in choosing
the winners, so close is this year’s
competition. One of the best dis
plays entered during the three
years’ existence of the contest.
Officers To Be Chosen
Officers for next year's confer
ence will be elected following the
naming of the cup winners, bring
ing the conference to a close.
Dean Eric W. Allen, of the Uni
versity school of journalism, will
address the press conference on the
subject, “What Can the High
School Paper Do for Che-Student
and the School;” and the editor of
the Roseburg News-Review, Harris
Ellsworth, will discuss, “Handling
the News.” A question box will
follow the talks.
"The best newspaper,” Mr. Tug
man, of the Eugene Register
Guard, said at yesterday’s press
session, “is one that does what it
knows to be right. It commands
the respect of the people, whether
they agree with its policy or not.
The newspaper must be friendly,
fair, understanding, and patient;
and, above all, must pursue a fear
less news policy.”
“Within the bounds of common
decency and respect, the students
should be allowed to say anything
they think about the faculty or
anybody else," the speaker said.
"Every paper should be self-sup
porting,” he asserted, “and if your
high school paper cannot pay its
own way it should go out of exist
ence. High school advertising can
be sold and does not have to be
begged. If your editorial policy
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stands on its own feet, if your ad
vertising solicitors know how to
sell space to the merchants of your
town, you are on the road to be
coming a ^strong paper.”
The press conference separated
into four groups: editors of news
papers, managers of newspapers,
editors of annuals and managers
of annuals, each group attending
only those meetings which applied
to them. Each group was furnish
ed with speakers especially quali
fied to answer questions and solve
its problems.
Mr. Turnbull, professor in jour
nalism at the University, delivered
an address in which he stressed the
importance of accuracy and defin
iteness at the afternoon session.
Robert C. Hall, superintendent of
the University Press, talked on
.“Makeup and the Mechanical End
of the Newspaper,” and Jack
Burke, former sports editor of the
Emerald, talked about the place
and the importance of sports in the
paper. Kay Yasue, Hood River
high school, spoke of the problems
of the high school newspaper.
The newspaper managers were
entertained by speakers wlio re
ferred to the business end of the
paper and went about finding ways
and means of putting the paper on
a paying basis.
Arne G. Rae, field manager of
the Oregon State Editorial associa
tion; W. F. G. Thacher, of the
school of journalism, and Tony Pe
terson, business manager of the
Emerald, each talked on the busi
ness of managing a paper.
Much the same type ot program
.was presented to the group of year
!' book managers by H. B. Robinson,
of the West Coast Engraving com
pany, Portland; Lester McDonald,
^former editor of the Oregana, and
Allen Rinehart, of the Beaver En
| graving company, Portland. Fi
i nancing the annual, choosing as
j sistants, and cooperation with
; printers were the main topics un
der discussion.
The group of annur 1 editors took
up the problems of editing the an
nual which were discussed by For
| est Mills, of Grant high, Portland;
j Josephine Waffle, of Astoria high;
; William Winter, of Hicks-Chatten,
| Portland engravers; and Thomas
I Chapman of Koke-Chapman, Eu
gene printers. Getting the annual
out on time was stated to be the
biggest problem of the annual edi
“tor. and all of the talks referred
i to different means by which it is
| possible to deal adequately with
[that problem.
PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT
Sigma Alpha Epsilon announces
the pledging of Horace O’Keefe of
San Mateo, California.
$3.00
Per Month
WILL RENT
a
New Model
Portable
TYPEWRITER
at
10 Years of Service to Oregon
Students.
DON’T FORGET
Grille Dance
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
January 9 — January 10
C0C0ANUT GROVE
Make Reservations Early and Show Your
High School Guests
A Darn Good College Dance
CAMPUS ♦
ALENDAR
OREGANA PICTURES
The following groups will
meet at Condon hall Wednes
day:
12:40—Gamma Alpha Psi.
12:45—Hermian.
Mathematics club will meet on
Monday evening, January 12, at
3 o’clock, in room 101 Oregon.
Industrial Research group of
the Y. W. C. A. will meet at 8:30
Monday night in the Y. W. bunga
low.
Charm School of Philomelete
will meet at 5 o’clock Sunday at
the Y. W. C. A. Topic will be
“Clothing Selection.’’
Oregon Yeomen will hold the
first meeting of the term at 7:30
Monday evening in the men's
lounge of the Gerlinger building.
All members please be present for
winter term organization of club.
Phi Theta TJpsilon will hold a
meeting at 1399 Agate street Sun
day, January 11, at 6 o’clock.
Drama group of Philomelete will
meet Sunday at 4 o'clock at Susan
Campbell hall.
Newsriting, 2 o’clock section—
Begin following news closely in
Oregonian, beginning Monday
morning. New York papers will
be in room 30, beginning today.
Fifteen P. E. Majors See
Folk Dances in Portland
About fifteen physical education
majors, under the supervision of
Miss Marjorie Forchemer, traveled
to Portland by auto yesterday to
attend the dance recital of La Ar
gentina, renowned Spanish dancer.
La Argentina, who is traveling
under Steers and Coman, stands
foremost in the type of dancing
that she presents. She builds her
dances from the history and art
of the Spanish people, and they
differ from the average folk
dances in depth and manner of
presentation.
Laundry
Cases
Camplete
New Fillers
and
Address Cards
for the
Case You Had
Last Term.
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