Nothing ere To determine whether or not students read what is written for this space in the paper we have decided to leave it blank today. VOLUME XXXII The Weather Maximum . 48 Minimum . 36 Precipitation .01 NUMBER 35 Critic Praises First Showing Of Guild Play Comedy of Philip Barry’s Makes Decided Hit With Audience Mrs. Seybolt and Players Deserve Much Credit For Presentation By MARJORIE SHANE “Holiday” made a brisk and uni fied first appearance last night at Guild hall. From time to time, during a period of several years, cynics about school have dug graves in which they felt that the last shred of campus wit would soon repose. And to the great surprise of everyone, that wit has taken a deep breath and will live. Cheers, one might say, for the drama department, for Mrs. Sey bolt, and especially for Nancy Thielsen. Of course, the selection of one of Philip Barry's many plays was wise. It would be hard to go far wrong with lines of such quaint wit, such delicate satire. The plan of the play is rather too meticu lous, dealing simply with the situ ation of an idealist fighting oppo sition to ideals. This alone would hardly make for striking charac ter delineation. Yet it is there, unforgettably, in Linda, and all due to wit. To truly accomplish the worthy production of a comedy such as “Holiday,” there is necessary, first, a tempo of modified gusto to start the play and to end it. As for the middle, should it sink, the mis fortune may be compared to a tight-rope’s suddenly going very slack. The “Holiday” crowd held the tempo, probably because most of the players had passed the stage of memorization and reached ' enjoyment, which, by the way, is Mrs. Seybolt’s noteworthy aim in teaching. The second requirement for wit performed is that the players un derstand the jokes. The few who did not, in this otherwise smooth performance, will no doubt have the great light break upon them before they put on make-up for tonight’s performance. Play Entertaining “Holiday” is much more enter taining than problerr\atical. John ny Case is engaged to Julia Seton, the daughter of a rich and snob -bish man. The first turn comes as Johnny reveals that he does not intend to come struggling up from the cellar to make of him self a prosperous and tired busi ness man—that he wants and in tends to enjoy life. To Julia he has failed, but to Linda he has appeared as the man with whom she must fall in love. Nancy Thielsen, as Linda, ideal istic, with every faculty for en joying life, gave an understanding and witty interpretation. Her natural sparkle, with a strong and beautiful voice, produced the lines in a ladylike and timely way. Klippel Liked Carl Klippel, playing opposite and slightly below, as Johnny, was intelligent and gained from the audience liking if not admira (Continued on Page Two) Hurdling Ford Lands on Lawn 1WARROW1Y missing n tele phone pole and three trees, Mrs. J. C. Knight piloted her Ford sedan up a five-foot hank onto the lawn of Condon library at 5 o’clock yesterday afternoon. The hurdling flivver was brought to a stop three inches from the water hydrant in the middle of the lawn. With a gentle hissing, four punctured tires gave way, and the flivver settled into the close-cropped daisies. Mrs. Knight and friends got out of the mechanical kan garoo and looked over the situa tion. Leaping Lena refused to back down. A crowd that had quickly gathered helped get the car back in the street. Limp ingly it was driven under its own power to the repair shop. The remarkable hurdle oc curred when Mrs. Knight was driving east on Eleventh street. A ear traveling south on Kincaid sideswiped her and she lost con trol of her machine. No one was injured. Students To Get Special Rates to St. Mary’s Game Parly of Twenty-five Are Needed To Secure Lowered Price _ Those wishing to accompany the football team to San Francisco when it plays St. Mary’s on Thanksgiving day may secure a special rate of $24.75 instead of the regular price of $30, accord ing to an announcement received at the Emerald office yesterday from the Southern Pacific. The train leaves at 12:20 p. m. Tues day. However, a special' rate will be allowed to students who wish to leave on Wednesday instead of Tuesday, providing that a party of 25 can be made up. The train upon which this party would leave would be at 12:20. All those wish ing to leave on that train may phone Mr. F. G. Lewis at 2200 and leave their names and tele phone numbers, and he will make up the list and notify those who have got in touch with him, pro viding 25 applications have been received by hifti. This train will arrive in San Francisco at 8:50 Thursday morn ing. This special fare ticket will al low for a 10-day stop-over and permit the student to return on any train within that time. Eugene Town Girls Club Gives Tea for Freshmen Forty Eugene girls called be tween the hours of 3 and 5 yester day afternoon, when the Town Girls’ club entertained informally for freshman students at the Alpha Omicron Pi sorority. The committee in charge of the affair was headed by Louise Smartt, president. Others on the committee were Amy Porter, Alice Buenning, Mary Garrison, Thelma j Nelson, and Florence Nombalais. Crime Wave Idea Is Myth Says Social Science Dean By JACK BELLINGER “The so-called crime waves are a myth. The situations in Chi cago, Philadelphia, and other large cities are not crime waves, but gang warfare between groups who strive to control the underworld.” This is the opinion of Dr. Philip A.. Parsons, dean of the school of applied -social science, whose book, “Crime and the Criminal,'' is used as a textbook on many campi, in cluding the University of Oregon. “An increase in crime is a con dition which occurs every fall. Certain individuals out of work take criminal means of earning a living, causing an increase of bur glaries and robberies,” Dean Par sons said. He pointed out that underworld gangs fight over the control of the illicit sale of alcohol and drugs, gambling, and vice centers in the large cities. This struggle be tween the underworld groups ap pears to be a wave due to the fact that since the enactment of the eighteenth amendment these gangs have taken control of the liquor industry, which has proved very profitable to them, Dr. Parsons be lieves. Dr. Parsons said that this gang warfare is increasing because racketeering, that is requiring tribute of everyone within a gang leader's vicinity, is becoming so lucrative. “The police are usually bribed or brought into the system in such a manner that authorities are powerless to stop the illegal war fare that exists in the metropoli tan centers,” Dean Parsons stated. The gang leaders are big busi ness men, differing from the ordi nary capitalists in that their busi ness is of an illegal nature, Dr. Parsons declared. A1 Capone is the J. Pierpont Morgan of the un derworld, he said. I Health Week Put Across by This Group The committee in charge of the Health week program at the University of Oregon, being held from November 17 to 21. They are, left to right: Virginia Lee Hunter, Wallowa, general chairman; Alyce Cook, La Grande; Jessie Puckett, Klamath Falls; Florence Tenant, Longview, Washington; Lucile Car son, Ashland; Ethel Mason, Castle Rock, Washington; Lucille Murphy, Lebanon, and Mary Agnes Hunt,' Klamath Falls. Judges To Name Victors in Health Contest on Friday Officials Chosen To Select Women With Finest Legs and Backs The judges have been chosen; decoration of the Gerlinger gym will soon be under way ; the pro gram is arranged; everything is entering its final preparation for the social afternoon, Friday from 4 to 5:30 o’clock, which will con clude Health week. All women on the campus are invited to attend this event in Gerlinger hall, when the Alden cup will be presented for the best sorority menu and the winners in the contest for the best-looking back and legs will be selected. The sports equipment and dis play in the Co-op window is part of an exhibit of sports apparel, the rest of which is in the W. A. A. clubroom. These dresses are to be modeled as part of Friday’s program. Florence Tennant and Pat McGowan are in charge of the exhibit. The .opening number of the pro gram will be a feature tap dance by Lucille Hill. Following this Mary Agnes Hunt will read the winning menus, and Florence Al den will present the Alden cup to the sorority submitting the best one. Next the modeling of the sports apparel will be shown, pre ceding the selection of the straightest legs and the best-look ing back. After a musical num ber Harriet Thomson will present flowers to the winners. The rest of the afternoon will be spent in dancing and the serving of re freshments. Judges for the menus are Mrs. Genevieve Turnipseed, director of dormitories, and Miss Lillian Tin gle, chairman of the household arts department. Miss Harriett Thomson, professor of physical education, Mrs. Ottilie Seybolt, di rector of the drama department, and Dr. Mildred Mumby, assistant University physician, are judges of the back and legs contests. Additional entrants announced today are Alpha Xi Delta, Orpha Ager, Ida Montague; and Susan Campbell, Nan Ruonala, Grace Haskins. The first mentioned are in the backs contest. YWCA Chairmen Speak at Dinner Purposes of Organization Discussed at Meeting A brief talk by each committee chairman, on purposes and activi ties of the Y. W. C. A. consti tuted the program for a dinner held Wednesday night at the Y bungalow. Speakers were: Lois Nelson, chairman of religious education; Mildred McGee, world fellowship; Mildred Wharton, worship group; Ann Baum, industrial group; Edna Spenker, Frosh commission, and Helen Chaney, staff organization. Helen Chaney was in charge of the program, while Dorothy Hallin conducted the dinner. President Daphne Hughes concluded the pro gram by a round-table discussion of the value of staff organization and the announcement of a meet ing, in two weeks, of sophomores juniors, and seniors, who are in terested in Y. W. C. A. Colonial Theatre Offers Passes to Emerald Writers The Colonial theatre is offering two pairs of passes each week to the Emerald staff. One pair will be given to the reporter turning in the most stories and the other to the writer of the best story of the week. Vinton Hall, editor of the Emerald, will judge the best story, and Bob Allen, managing editor, will count the stories. Local Journalism Honorary Scores Win at Convention Illinois Takes First; O.S.C. Fourth Place in National Efficiency Contest The University of Oregon chap ter of Sigma Delta Chi, profes sional journalistic fraternity, plac ed second in the national efficien cy contest at the annual conven tion held at Columbus, Ohio, No vember 17 to 19, accbrding to a message received at the Emerald office last night from T. Neil Tay lor, Oregon delegate to the con vention. The efficiency contest is based upon activities engaged in by the different chapters and their mem bers both on the campus and out side. Points scoring for the local chapter were the promotion of the annual state contest for improve ment of Oregon weekly papers and award of a silver loving cup tc the winner; positions including editorship on the Oregana and on the Emerald for the year; the in troduction of gubernatorial candi dates to the campus during the last campaign, chapter self-sup port; publication of the Yellow Fang last spring; joint promotion ot the Journalism Jamboree during Homecoming week-end; the elec tion of Vinton Hall to the presi l dency of the Pacific Intercolleg iate Press Association at the con ference recently held in Los An geles; and for activities of mem bers of the chapter in fields other than journalism. This is the highest place in the ! annual contests that the local : chapter has yet attained. Word j was also received that the Univer sity of Illinois chapter placed first and the Oregon State College chap : ter fourth. Dean Faville Chooses Books for Business Man “If I was a young business man starting out in business today, there are 12 business books that I would take with me on my great adventure,” explained David E. Faville, dean of the school of busi ness. The following are the books chosen by Dean Faville: Taussig Principles of Economics; Lincoln Applied Business Finance; Badger Investment Principles and Prac tice; Gerstenberg, Financial Or 1 ganization and Management; Hat field, Modern Accounting; Ettin ger and Golieg, Credits and Col lections; Babeuroth, Modern Busi ness English; Maynard, Weullei i and Beckman, Principles of Mar keting; Kleppner, Advertising Pro cedure ■ Tead and Metcalf, Person nel Administration; Rigglemar and Frisbee, Business Statistics; Marshall, Business Administration Sophomore Class Recommends Plan For Honor Group Ask Executive Council To Pass on Those Chosen By Upperclassmen “The sophomore class recom mends that the upperclassmen most closely connected with stu dent affairs be asked to choose most eligible men for the organi zation and that their choice be passed upon by the executive council,” said Jim Travis, presi dent of the sophomore class, in speaking of his plans for the or ganization of the new sophomore class honorary, which will take the place of the old Oregon Knights organization. “We believe that the upperclass men’s and the executive council’s perspective in judging the capabil ities of the eligible sophomores for such a position of honor and trust, having in mind the present oppor tunities of such an honorary, and the probable future standing of the men chosen, will result in the wisest choice possible. “The need of a workable under class honorary is in evidence on the campus of the University of Oregon,” declared Travis in speak ing of the benefits which might be brought about by the effective organization of a new group. "Much work is to be done and considerable honor is to be gained from doing this work. “This group must be composed of the most diligent and promi nent men in the sophomore class. They must be men who will work constantly in the interests of the associated students and the Uni versity and who in later life will reflect confidence and honor in the Oregon institution. “Members of the organization must be the type of men who shall work in complete cooperation with each other, understand the func tions of the associated students, and claim capabilities to forward better ideals for the sake of the school as a whole.” In short, Travis declares that the group must be composed of the cream of the sophomore class, men who will be respected by their classmates, and who will be de serving of holding the mark of honor conferred upon them. Sigma Phi Epsilon Wins Rifle Match Dells Take Second Place Intramural Contest Sigma Phi Epsilon placed first and Delta Tau Delta second in the intramural rifle match conducted between the campu^ men's organi zations last week under the direc tion of the military department. The trophy, a tall silver cup, will be engraved and awarded to the winner. The competition was scored by points made by the individual members and each team as a whole. Four positiofis were used i in determining the contestant’s i skill—prone, sitting, kneeling, and ; standing. The winning team scored 823 points—13 more than Delta Tau Delta, their nearest rival. In the last two years the Delts were un rivaled champions in the meet. Runners-up in the match were j Theta Chi, A. B. C., and Phi Delta | Theta. Italy Worried About Allies in Possible War Franco Is Serious Threat to Mussolini's Plan for Roman Superiority England Is Not Expected to Give Trouble as She Has Other Interests By MERLIN BLAIS ‘‘Mussolini is maneuvering the nations of Europe to give Italy a safe position in event of war.” H. D. Sheldon, dean of the school of education, holds this belief re garding the most widely-talked about figure Europe has produced in recent years. “The Italian dictator has visions of a second Roman empire, and in unguarded moments he has said as much. He is not above causing another European war to further his aspirations, but he is a better statesman than to think that Italy can declare war alone. France is the most serious threat to Musso lini’s plans, because she is the strongest military power in Eu rope, and because she maintains a naval supremacy on the Medi terranean. “If Italy were to declare war on France at the present time, France would use her superior army, navy, and air forces, and her superior resources in making short work of her enemy. Mussolini realizes this, and to offset Italy's weak ness, he is attempting to establish a European alliance that would give him a favorable balance of power,” Dr. Sheldon said. Two Allies Seen Germany and Russia, the Uni versity instructor thinks, are the I allies Mussolini is counting on. Germany is uncomfortable under I the weight of the Young repara tions plan, and half the Germans still have militant minds. The Germans make good soldiers, and a combination of Italy and Ger many might overthrow France. France, however, might call on the Poles and Bohemians, and in turn Italy will turn to Russia to re establish her balance of power. Mussolini is not expecting trou ble from England, because that country is interested solely in building up its industrial strength. She has had enough of war for some time to come, Dean Sheldon said. "Mussolini has two reasons for his present vigorous policy of re form,’’ Dr. Sheldon believes. "He wishes to remove the Italian in feriority complex created by the war, and to raise Italy in the esti mation of Europe. War, however, would be disastrous for Italy, since her only resource, beyond her agriculture, is her abundant water power. Seeks Supremacy "The Italian dictator is ruthless, unscrupulous. His one ambition is European supremacy, and his every act concerning foreign dip lomatic relations has that as its underlying motive. But occasion ally he slips, as he did when he asserted a few weeks ago in a public address that Italy is to be come the nucleus of a second Ro man empire. "Mussolini has stated that all Italians should come under Italian rule. Corsica, which belongs to France, and Malta, controlled by England, are both Mediterranean isles inhabited by Italian-speaking people, and it is the dictator's aim to bring them once more under the rule of Italy. "But contrary to that policy, he is unmercifully maltreating the people of the Tyrol, who emphati cally do not wish to become Italian in language and customs. "Mussolini’s ambitious activity in organizing Italy and asserting Italy’s political ability has earned him the place he holds in the anx ious minds of both Europe and America,” Dr. Sheldon concluded. Language Meeting To Be Indefinitely Postponed The Language association meet ing which was to have been held today will be Indefinitely post poned. Dr. Boyer, chairman of the English department, will give hit address on the “Industrial Revolu tion and English Literature” at a later meeting. Rally Instigators To Come Before Advisory Council The student advisory committee will meet today at 4 o’clock to con sider the case of the four students who were accused of instigating a rally on Friday morning before the O. S. C. game. They adjourned their meeting yesterday on the advice of the stu dent relations committee, who ask ed that they be given another day to consider the case. Emerald To Start New Want-Ad Plan In Friday’s Issue Free Theatre Tieket Daily To Go to Lucky Student; Classified Rates Drop A free Colonial theatre ticket daily given through a novel meth od stands out as the plan of a new ly developed Emerald classified ad vertising section in line with a pro motion scheme devised by Dorothy Hughes, classified advertising manager, in conjunction with Har ry Tonkon, recently named asso ciate manager. For the past week, Miss Hughes and her assistants have been in tensifying their work with the idea of building up a larger and more varied classified advertising department for the student paper to tie up with a new plan to be inaugurated with the issue of Fri day’s Emerald. Under the new arrangement, each day in the midst of the clas sified advertisements in the paper, there will appear the name of some University student. Upon calling at the Emerald business office, this student will* be given a free ticket to the Colonial theater. In conjunction with the inaugur ation of the new plan of promotion, the Emerald will have reduced rates for advertising in the classi fied section, effective with Fri day’s issue. The new rates are: for the first three lines, 20c; for every additional line, 5c. Contract rates can be had by arrangement with the officials in the business de partment of the paper or with Miss Hughes. Many new types of advertise ments will soon begin to appear in the classified column, according to Miss Hughes, who stated last night that several outside people had al ready consented to place classified advertising beginning tomorrow, when the new plan commences. Classified ads can be placed in Friday’s paper at the new reduced rates beginning today, Miss Hughes stated last night. They can be left at the Emerald business of fice in the Journalism building. • Kerns To Be Chairman For Art Section Meetting Maude Kerns, assistant professor cl normal arts, has been appointed temporary chairman of the art sec tion of the state teachers’ meeting to be held in Portland during the Christmas holidays. Miss Kerne will take the place of J. Leo Fair banks, regular chairman and head of the art department at Oregor State college, who is unable to at tend. Emerald of Air To Revise Type Of Broadcasts Bolter Radio Season’ Plan Outlined by Potwin To Find New Talent Five Remaining Programs Of Terms Slated To Set Entertainment Mark In keeping step with the ideas of the day, Art Potwin, director of the "Oregon Daily Emerald of the Art Potwln Air radio pro grams, announc ed last night that the remai n i n g five broadcasts to be presented dur ing this term will be grouped to gether under the heading of “Bet ter Radio Sea son,” and that these Emerald - KORE hours will far outdo any previous attempts in campus radio work. Emerald of fices already are finding typewrit ers clicking off letters to be mailed to the living organizations on the campus urging said organizations to report any available talent that may be used in the next five super programs to Manager Potwin. In making known this new era of radio programs, Potwin said: “We realize that some of our re cent programs have fallen into a iut of staleness and sameness that must be changed. There are only five programs left this term, and we intend to make them the best of all. As far as the “Emerald of the Air” is concerned we are de claring a “Better Radio Season” to last for the next five programs. Everyone is invited to the radio parlors of the Colleg Side Inn to listen in and watch.” New Orchestra on Air Leo’s Midway Varsitarians, who have been appearing on recent programs, are taking a brief leave ol absence from the studios, and an orchestra consisting of Dale Brown, Wilbur Thibault, Bruce Higby, and Sheldon Dunning will take their place. The boys will be known as “The Emerald Enter tainers.” Popular demand for more of the microphone interviews that have been conducted on several past programs has brought about a new ! policy that will call for an inter view on each Emerald hour. George Cherry, president of the A. S U. O., is scheduled to appear to night to answer questions put to him by the radio announcers. “Barney and Willie,” the parlor propagandists, will get in their bit of chatter as usual. The pair has been working overtime in prepar ing script for "Better Radio Sea son.” Soloist Returns lone Anderson, who appeared as soloist early In the year, will re turn for tonight’s broadcast with new popular numbers to sing. Bob Holmes will make his init ial appearance before the "mike” with some special songs. Programs that will be included (Continued on Page Three) Book Published in 1726 Has Modern Ideas and Opinions That trite and time-worn state ment, "nothing is new under the sun" is again substantiated, ac cording to Dean Faville of the school of business administration, in his review of Daniel Defoe’s “The Complete English Trades man’’ which was published first in 1726. "For up-to-date ideas on mer chandising," Dean Faville says, "that book written over 200 years ago is hard to beat. For instance, the modern idea of “the customer is always right” finds expression in this book thus: " 'The sum of the matter is this, it is necessary for a tradesman to subject himself by all the ways possible, to his business; his cus tomers are to be his idols; so far as he may worship idols by allow ance, he is to bow down to them, and worship them; at least, he is not in any way to displease them, or show any disgust or distaste at anything they say or do; the bot tom of it all is, that he is intend ing to get money by them, and it is not for him that gets money by them to offer the least inconven ience to them by whom he gets it; but he is to consider that as Solo man says, “the borrower is the ser vant of the lender, so the seller is servant to the buyer.’ ” “Nor are the exasperating gum chewing clerks of today who keep customers waiting until they have j finished telling a neighboring clerk about last night's party, a twenti ' eth century novelty,” says Dean : Faville, quoting again from Defoe: ‘ "Such a shop,” says the cus tomer, “stands well, and there is ! a good stock of goods in it, but there’s nobody to serve, but a prentice boy or two, and an idle journeyman; one finds them al ways at play together rather than looking out for customers; and (Continued on Page Three)