EDITORIALS ♦ FEATURES ♦ HUMOR • LITERARY ♦ University of Oregon, Eugene Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager Robert Allen, Managing Editor EDITORIAL WRITERS Dave Wilson, Rex fussing, Bill Duniwny, Harry Van Dine UPPER NEWS STAFF Neil Taylor, News Editor Jack Burkf\ Sports Barney Miller. Features Caro] Hurlburt, Society Lester McDonald, Literary Warner Guiss, Chief Ni>?ht Editor realtor s secretary : Mary neien ^oroen, NEWS STAFF Star Reporters: Lois Nelson, Merlin Blais, Ralph David, Elinor Jane Ballantyne. j Reporters: Betty Anne Macduff, Lenore Ely. Jessie Steele, Isabelle Crowell, Thelma Nelson, Helen Cherry, Jack Bellinger, Betty Davis, Helen Rankin, Beth Salway. George Thompson, Roy Sheedy, Thornton Shaw, /.ora Bceman, Rufus Kimball, Vir ginia Went?.. Ted Montgomery, Jim Brook, Carl Thompson, Isabella Davis, Eleanor Coburn, Joan Cox, Allan Spaulding, Fletcher Post, Kenneth Fitzgerald. General Assignment Reporters: Mary Bohoskey, Eleanor Coburn, Joan Cox, Fred Fricke, Eleanor Sheeley, Barbara Jenning, Madeline Gilbert, Katherine Manerud, Katherine King, George Root, Frances Taylor. Day Editors: Dorothy Thomas, Thornton Gale, Phil Cogswell, Lenore Ely, Thornton Shaw. Night Staff: Monday Harold Birkenshaw, George Kerr, Marion Phobes, Marion Vo in land ; Tuesday Eugene Mullens, Byron Brinton, Lois Weedy, George Sanford: Wednesday- Doug Wight, Eleanor Wood, Doriee Gonzel, Betty Carpenter; Thurs day—Stan Price, Earl Kirchoff, Gwen Elsmore, Rita Swain; Friday—Fred hricke, Els worth Johnson, Joseph Sa-slavsky, George Blodgett. Sports Staff: Mack Hall, Bruce Hamby, Alfred Abranz, Erwin Lawrence, Kelman Keagy, Vincent Gates, Mahr Reymers, Esther Hayden, Ed Goodnough. BUSIN EPS STAFF Jack orefftr, Advertising Manager Larry Jackson, Foreign Advertising Ken Siegrist, Circulation Manager Addison Brockman, Assistant Manager Ned Mars, Copy Manager Mat* Mulchay, Ass’t. Foreign Adv. Mgr. Kdith Peterson, Financial Adm. ,jonn rain ton, umce .vianaxer Betty Carpenter, Women’s Specialties Harriet Hoffman, Sez Sue Carol Werschkul, Executive Secretary Larry Bay, A.-h’I. Circulation Manager Bob (loodrich. Set vice Manager Marie Nelson,Checking Department Copy Department: Janet Alexander, Beth Salway, Martin Allen, Barney Miller, Victor Kaufman. Office Assistants: Marjorie Bass. Jean Cox, Jean McCroskey, Virginia Frost, Roselio Commons. Virginia Smith, Ruth Durland, Mary Lou Patrick, Carolyn Trimble, Harriett Kinney. Production Assistants: Gwendolyn Wheeler, Marjorie Painton, Marian McCroskey, George Turner, Katherine Frentzel. Advertising Solicitors This Issue: Victor Kaufman, Aunton Bush, Jo Prigmore, Clifl Lord, Ellsworth Johnson. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at. Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.50 a year. Advertising rates upon application. Phone, Manager: Office, Local 214; residence, 1124. One-Day Dads? DADS of Oiegon who came to the University campus Saturday for the Oregon Dad's Day carried home with them an impres sion of the University which must have been a composite of the football game, requests for money, registration arm-bands, dancing, speeches, and good-feeling. In that composite their own sons and daughters must have fitted strangely. To the more than 3,000 Dads who will receive a copy of today’s Emerald we want not only to slate our appreciation of their visit and to extend a further invitation but to remind them that the University means more than that which they saw distorted in their short stay here. The University has something to offer which we, in even four years, do not always comprehend. And our problems are those which we must meet when- there are no Dads at school with us, our entertainments are with friends whose understanding is not. so deep as that with our Dads, our successes and failures return to us alone. It is wise to keep in touch with us, Dads, for no matter how much we longed to break away from home, we still like to think of it as backing us. That is what we have always wanted, anyway -—our homes backing us, not behind us. Going is not so easy if we cannot always be sure of that.. Dad’s Day was a great day; we are glad you came. But we w’ant you to remember that any day and every day that Dad visits us or writes to i^s is a still greater Dad’s Day. There is no regis tration then, for you registered long ago. There are no speeches then, lor we know our Dads. We want only to keep on knowing you. Three Live Toads ((IITHAT do you know about natural history?” says the scientist from Washington. “Come on down to Oklahoma and see for yourself!” retorts the archeologist. And all over the intriguing question: "Can a toad live 300 years ?" J. B. Thoburn, curator of the Oklahoma Historical society, re cently announced the discovery in an Indian mound near Gate, Oklahoma, of three live toads which he estimates have been buried there not less than 300 years. A New York Times correspondent asked Dr. Remington Kel logg, of the Museum of Natural History staff at. Washington, D. C., what his opinion is regarding these interesting amphibians of the species Bufo Americanus. “Just another of the old toad traditions in the same category as ‘pick up a toad and you’ll get warts’ or ‘step on a toad and it’s sure to rain,'” the scientist declared. "They’re probably of the family 'bufo compact ills,’ the burrowing toads, which go under ground every year just before the frost strikes, burrowing down backwards to great depths, the dirt falling in over their heads as they go. They remain in a state of suspended animation for some time, but not for any 300 years. "But then, you can't expect all archeologists to be experts in natural history.” Such controversies among men of learning, similar to the argu ments between the philosophers of ancient Greece, are a strain on the faith of laymen in the omniscience of science. We would be much more content if our scientists would con cern themselves with the method by which about a third of the university students we know remain in their “state of suspended animation” during four or five years cn the campus. Are they of the species “Buffoon Americanos" ? Not many communities the size of the University will have had Bailey, Meier, Metsehan. and Streiff address them before the elec tions. We almost feel important, because they were anxious to do it. Conscientious readers of the editorial headlines have remon strated because we suggested that there might have been 35,000 drunks at the Portland game. Doesn't that leave 326 sober ones? The anti-cigarette amendment won't get much support from University men and women if it is true that there were 13,000.000 violations of existing tobacco laws on the campus last year. It is better to meet God with an ear-trumpet than an orchestra, declares a minister of this state. But, unemployment being what it is, wo must think of the poor musicians. Now if Oregon State will only upset Washington State in their game, Bell field won’t hold half of the crowd for their homecoming game with Oregon. Has anyone else noticed how long the flies are lingering in the campus buildings? Why not me some of our vaunted scientific knowledge ? The Safety Valve An Outlet for Campus Steam Dear Editor: I have a suggestion to make for the remedy of the evil of the lend ing student body tickets to out side people. Why not eliminate the season ticket altogether and charge admission at the gate. That would be more business-like. Then if a “stude” got generous he could pull a little cash out of his own picket. The same amount of mon ey would come in because most loyal Or gon students go every game. 1 ere would bo an actual increase in the gate receipts from the fans hecause of the fact that some will be unable to get student, body tickets from the students. Sincerely, BLAYNE BREWER. Hollis Will Speak Before Reporting Class Friday Orlando J. Hollis, lecturer in law at the University will address the reporting classes Friday morn ing at 8 o’clock on the subject of jurisdiction and operation of courts sitting at Eugene over newspa pers. CAMPUS ♦ ALENDAR Kwama meeting today at 5 p. m., upstairs in the Anchorage. — Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting will be held from 4 to 5 today. Girls — Hear Leila Anderson speak at Y. W. C. A. bungalow at 5 o'clock today. German club will meet this eve ning at 8 in the Y. W. C. A. bun ♦ THE WETFOOT ♦ “ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FOOT TO PRINT” “WHERE'S THE YLLY-OOP HOUSE?” AND OTHER QUER IES OF PUZZLEMENT. “WIL LIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SHOTGUN ‘‘OH, JUST SHOOTING A FEW HOLES IN PAR,” SAID THE YOUNG HOPEFUL, INSERTING A NEW shell. Which reminds us, DID YOU EVER TRY PICK ING DAISIES WITH BOXING GLOVES ON? DOLOROUS DITTIES Too much racial feeling Had typist Isaac Merkwitzky; He always refused to strike The I-key and Ja-key. NO, MAURICE, THAT ISN'T IT. THE ARSENAL, IS THE NEXT PLACE TO THE LEFT. Since the passing of the last week-end, we notice a rapid in crease of week-day pigging. More money in circulation, more pros perity, etc., say the .merchants Wheie'd all this money come from? Ask Pop, he knows. ONE IN THE NECK Dear Wetfoot: Not wishing to cause any hard feelings or anything of the sort, but why in the name of Moll’3 beard don't you put a little variety in your blasted Emerald of the Air program on Sunday evenings? Am just sending a little sample: 6:00—'This is station KORE, Eu gene, Oregon. The Emerald enter tainers have arrived a bit late so the studio will have time to play a phonograph record, “Bye, Bye, Blues.” 6:15—This is the Midway dance orchestra playing “B y e, Bye, Blues.” 6:30- Connie Baker will sing something new in blues harmony, "Bye, Bye, Blues.” 7:15 This is station KGO, Oak land, California. The next selec tion will be that popular piece, “Bye, Bye, Blues.” Etc., etc., etc., far into the night. ANONYMOUS. Dear Anonymous: We feel it our duty to compli ment you on your acute musical analysis. Not hearing the titles, we couldn’t recognize this piece at all in its different renditions. We’re glad to find out what it was. If time allowed we might probe this a iiit “further into the Knight,” as the 14th century sur __1i ---—.— —i WHAT SHOW TONIGHT? L____.-1 Colonial Jeanne Eagles in “Jealousy.” McDonald Cecil De Mille’s "Madam Satan.” State — Marion Davies in “Not So Dumb.” Heilig Moroni Olsen Play ers in "The Ship.” Moroni Olsen Players at Ileilig Tonight at 8:15 at the Heilig theatre Moroni Olsen and his company, that superb organiza tion that has delighted Eugene rudiences for over seven years, present their farewell play. As the final vehicle they have chosen St. John Ervine’s "The Ship.” Mor oni Olsen and Janet Young, Ore gon ’l l, have the leads. "The ship” is the drama of the conflict be tween a master shipbuilder and his son. The latter feels out of touch with this mechanical age, and wishes to "go back to the soil.” / lmost all of the original players, including Leora Thatcher, Robert \ oung', and Dorothy Adams, are in the cast. Jeanne Eagels at Colonial Beyond a pale of doubt, "Jeal ousy," starring the dynamic Je anne Eagels, and opening tonight at the Colonial theatre, will be one of the gratest dramatic sensations ever witnessed on the screen of a Eugene theatre. To miss this will be to forego seeing one of the real Classified Advertisements Kates Payable in Advance t Insertion 2 Insertions 3 Insertions 5 Insertions .00 .SO 1.00 Insertions must follow one another, copy must remain the same, and size limited to 25 words. DOROTHY HUGHES, Classified Ad Mgr. A STRONG, willing, cheerful and efficient woman is desirous of obtaining temporary or perma nent employment in a fraternity or sorority house. Call Mrs. Burke. 31D2-J4. ( l . OK. o. MAN that needs work: do not apply unless you do. Call at University Apts., No. 3. be tween 7 and i' p m. CHEAP for cash, good model T tudor sedan; t'00 E. 13th avenue, Eugene. LOST Black and white Parker pencil. Name on pencil. LeRoy James Sherry Ross hall. Re ward. ly great and worthwhile master pieces of screen history. “Jealousy" is an intense stark drama of the green-eyed monster of jealousy that arises to cloud the marital happiness of a woman with a past. "Should a Woman Tell?" is the problem it asks. PeMille “Grand Opus” at McDonald Another DeMille spectacle in the grand manner is in town. With more than 00 screen celebrities listed, "Madam Satan” would be notable if for no other reason. The principal roles belong to Kay Johnson and Reginald Denny. The motif of the show is the eternal triangle. The expected spectacle scene is an elaborate masked ball aboard a Zeppelin, ending in a mid-air disaster which causes all the guests to graciously descend to earth in parachutes. State Has Davies Picture Marion Davies lastest talkie, “Not So Dumb," is made from “Dulcy,” internationally sucessful stage farce. Advances say that Miss Davies, a comedienne of good ability, scores in this riotous com edy. Emerald Business Slalt lias Additional Members Additional appointments to the Emerald staff were announced yesterday by Anton Peterson, gen eral manager. Dorothea Hughes, a freshman in journalism, was appointed classi fied advertising manager. This is a new department created entirely HEILIG Tonite MORONI OLSEN PLAYERS in “THE SHIP” U)MIN(i TOMtHiKOW "RENO" Starring Ruth Holland goon said, poising his hypo over his distinguished patient. VERSE (MUCH VERSE, IN FACT) I’ve heard of unpopular guys, In songs and stories and fable, But the one who gripes Is the one who swipes 1 Your gum from under the table., HOW ABOUT THE EGG THAT ASKED IF SORORITY TEA WAS ONE OF SPEARS’S FORMA TIONS ? TODAY’S CONUNDRUM Couldst tell me, Oliver, what creature it is which possesseth three heads, eleven feet of wnich two are flat, two horns, two tails and is blue? Two cows and a tail-less ant eater who, by the way, is flat footed, all mourning over the loss of a departed companion. Oh, yes, the Bull is standing on three legs. to give better service to custom ers, according to Peterson. Uotty Milne, Joan Bilyeu, and Merle Harrison were added to the service department; Jim Morgan, to the circulation department, and Nancy Nevins was appointed sales lady. Jane Cook was added to the office force. Strange Disease Cured In University Infirmary Infirmary officials are quite fre quently called upon to cope with strange and varied campus ills. Sunday they discharged Harold Johnson who was afflicted with in fectious mononucleosis, an infec tion of the lymph glands, and yes terday Margaret Frye who is suf fering from a case of poison-oak, was admitted. Besides Margaret Frye, the fol lowing patients are confined to the infirmary at the present time: Florence White, Johnny Young, Margaret Ormandy. Virgil La Claire, Bruce Wilson, Kenton Law son, and Vivian Vinson. Virgil LaClaire is still confined to his bed as the result of a brok en leg. galow. All second-year and ad vanced students are invited to at tend. Varsity Managers’ club dinner at S. A. E. house at 6:15 o’clock tonight. Be there. Delta Zeta has appointments with the Kennell-Ellis studio today for Oregana pictures. Delta Tau Delta meeting tonight at Music building at 7. All mem bers and pledges please be there. Homeeoming directorate will [ meet today at 11:50 at public re | lations bureau, for group picture. Master Dance group, in charge ! of Virginia Peyton, will meet to i night at 7:30 in the dancing room of Gerlinger hall. “Holiday” rehearsal at 7:15 to night in Guild theater. Mielke, Hyde, Thielsen, Klippel, and Bock man please be present. Open meeting of philosophy seminar Wednesday at 7:30 p. m., in Gerlinger hall. An account of the International Congress of Phi losophy at Oxford and a paper on Jonathan Edwards will be given by Prof. H. G. Townsend. in honor of new pledges whose names will be announced later, Phi Mu Alpha, national music honorary, is giving a dinner at the Anchorage at 6:15 tonight. John Finley and Martin Geary are in charge of arrangements, and a short program has been ar ranged. Sigma Xi meeting today in room 103, Deady hall. Address of retiring president. Dr. Earl Pack ard, “Oregon’s Most Recent Sea,” 8 p. m. Business meeting at 7:30 p. m. Dr. Packard’s address will be open to the public. ! PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT Theta Omega announces the j pledging of Katherine Orme of Eugene. Between Classes Yesterday we saw: ARTHUR DERBYSHIRE beaming: HAL FAUNDORF bustling about; EL MER PAHL straining the buttons on his military coat; JOE KEY SER sweating over a mid-term; ALICE MORROW piping up in class: DORIS STAMPS and JACK ERDLEY talking about a show; HELEN MARTINDALE stumbling over a curb; ERMA DUVALL be ing popular; AGNES MARKS get ting PAT McMURRAY'S lesson for hirn. November 3 Announced As Dale lor Rifle Contest November 3 was announced yes | terday by Captain C. H. Bragg, ! assistant professor of military sci ; once, as the date of the intramural rifle competition among the men's organizations here on the campus. A silver trophy cup is being presented to the winning team in the meet. At present there are II teams in preparation for the event. 1 The Sophomore Informal demands neatly tapered haircuts. Campus Barber Shop Across from Sigma Chi t Some Hot High Hat” Tips Tin*: mem HAT LUUIAKY ON T1IE ••CO-OP” HALCONY I Uelax from tlic strain of mid-term exams by reading one of tlir newest works in fietion. We have a complete stock of the latest in fall fiction by the very best authors. Here Are a Few ■ Parties Car! Van Vechten Laments tor tlie Living Dorothy Parker Seed Charles Norris The Little Dot; Laughed Leonard Merrick The Kdtrardlans V. Saekville-West This Pure Young .Man Irving Fineman tt Hours Louis Bromfield o High Hat Circulating Library UNIVERSITY "CO-OP” 10 YEARS OF SERVICE TO OREGON STUDENTS Harvard Club To Meet Wednesday Former Harvard Students Have Luncheon The Harvard club will hold a luncheon Wednesday. October 29. at noon at the Faculty club. This organization consists of all those who have received degrees from Harvard or have taken any courses there. This year the club is planning to have monthly luncheons. Members of the Harvard club are: B. B. Barker, vice-president of the University; J. F. Bovard dean of the school of physical edu cation; R. P. Bowen, J. Burgess, C. E. Carpenter, dean of the law school; R. Coggeshall, F. S. Dunn. D. M. Erb, A. H. Ernst, D. E. Fa ville, dean of the school of busi ness administration; C. Lander holm, E. Landros, W. E. Milne, M. H. Perkins, J. M. Rae, L. B. Schroff, A. R. Sweetser, and L. O. Wright. There is one non-campus mem ber, W. M. Tugman, managing edi tor of the Eugene Guard. | Final Report Given on Business Aptitude Test A final report of the aptitude test developed here during me four years in the school of busi ness administration and cojnpiled by O. K. Burrell and A. B. Still man. professors in the school of business administration, was pub lished in the current September issue of the Accounting Review. The test as developed is used as p vocational guidance in determ ining and predicting the possible success or failure of business ad ministration majors. All students taking business administration subjects are first required to take the test, according to Mr. Burrell. Pi Sigma Will Offer Prize Of Horse lo Best Roman The figure of the mythical horse, Pegasus, carved in wood by Arthur Clough, will be the prize offered by Pi Sigma for outstand ing Latin work, the exact require ments as yet being undetermined. Mr. Clough h s become very widely known thr^ ugh his beauti ful wood carving. One of his best known pieces of work is “Paul Bunyan and His Blue Ox." This was exhibited at the last state fair. Professor Dunn states that the organization hopes to make the giving of a prize for Latin achieve ment an annual event. The plaque of Pegasus will be on exhi bition at the Co-op this week. R.emember, the brain does n’t function alone.“The most brilliant man” of the senior class takes advantage of the added mental stimulus that comes from a strong, healthy body. Shredded Wheat adds to your thinking prowess by building up your physical re serve. It supplies the essen tial body fuel in the most i T r a ' •' “The Most Brilliant Man” delectable and easily diges tible form. If you want your mental wheels to whirl in double quick time keep your physical machinery in per fect condition. A bowl of Shredded Wheat with whole milk every morning will do wonders to increase your intellectual caliber. | A Wren’s "I-Vieto” 1 * 1 'L't'c' 'Ly t In days of old . . . * wIh'u knights were bold, jewelry w;is much more heavy * and ponderous than now. but the medieval influence is % again prevailing, now that dresses have taken the same ^ trend. | Vogue. Vanity Fair, and the New Yorker, who at •j. tempt to teach tlie rest of us the “hows and whys'’ of 5 style, are setting the precedent for more elaborate and j| precious jewelry. + + I + * + + I + + I + + + + + + I + This brings into light the old family heirlooms that have reflected their glory in vain for so long, and brings them into prominence. Then, too. modern craftsmen have given the synthetic jewel a new setting, and are resorting to camouflage instead of yesterday’s frank proealaum tion of pretense, In the Eugene specialty -diops. and the jewelers,- win 'lows and show-eases, these pieces of jewelrv are bein'* shown in every style and type to suit every afternoon uress or formal. And. of course, my dears.*you realize that the old rule still holds about being decked out in jewel- real or synthetic s0 that one represents nothing se mm-h as “His. Astor's Horse/ ’ c OREGON DAILY EMERALD