. EDITORIALS FEATURES * HUMOR • LITERARY ♦ Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager Robert Allen, Managing Editor EDITORIAL WRITERS Dave Wilson, Rex Tussing, Bill Duniway, Harry Van Dine UPPER NEWS STAKE N-T, EdH°r Jack Blirke. SporU Warner Guiss, Chief Night Editor Barney MUler. ieature Edjtor>g SccreUry. Mary Helen Corbett NEWS STAFF Katherine Kiny. George Root, Frances Taylor. Day Editors: Dorothy Thomas, Thornton Gale, Phil Couswell, Lenore Ely. Thornton Nhrht"Staff - Monday—Harold Birkenahnw, George Kerr. Marion Phobca, Marion Vor land- Tu"day-Eua<ne Mullens, Byron Brinton, Lo.a Wee<ly, George Sanford Wednesday- Dour Wight. Eleanor Wood, Dorice Oonzel, Betty Carpenter, Thura day—Stan Price, Earl Kirchoff. Gwen Elamore, Rita Swain; Fr.day-Fred Ir.cke, Ehworth Johnson, Joseph Saslavsky, Georjre Blodgrett. Snorts Staff: Mack Hall, Bruce Hamby, Alfred Abranz, Erwin Lawrence, Kelman * Keafty, Vincent Gates, Mahr Rcymc'S, Eather Hnyden, Ed GoodnouKh. BUSINESS STAFF tgttJ&a&ssBm r’lSsS”""”"10" 'Hie Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Student* of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the „ r Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at EuRerie. Oreaon ^ se“ond class matter. Subscription rates, »2.B0 a year Advertising rates upon application. Phone. Manager: Office, Local 214, residence, 324. _ There Goes The Team! TODAY is the day! Everyone Is wild—the Emerald is wild the air is filled with the ringing shouts of enthuslastn over the great battle which Is about to begin before the eyes of forty thou sand spectators at Multnomah stadium in Portland. Never before has such a football combat aroused attention so far reaching. Representatives of Eastern schools and newspapers have been clamoring for blrds-eye views of the game so that they may tell the whole nation of a clash between the two formidable grid squads which face each other today. The city of Portland is agog with excitement. Portlanders are boosting the game to the limit. Little do we believe that when Oregon students and thirty eight thousand football enthusiasts are reading this rally edition of the Oregon Dally Emerald In the great Multnomah stadium to the smallest corner filled with six-point type. Nevertheless our urge and advice must be heeded. The stadium must be kept buzzing with enthusiasm. ' Doc Spears and his great crew of football men must realize that each student is behind them. REMEMBER: X. Learn the new yells which appear on the front page of this edition. Yell your heartiest and, as Yell King Johnny Creech says, blow your tonsils to the far winds. 2. Don’t forget the four great “rahs” between the first and second choruses of the brand new Oregon alma mater song. Re member to whistle the Inst chorus. 3. Wear your rooters’ lids—girls, your chrysanthemums. Above all—yell your heartiest! Stagnancy In Marriage THAT marriage is being regarded more and more as a serious plunge in lift' and tliat university and college graduates are finding it more difficult to demand an income suitable for them to take the step at a favorable age is evidenced by statistics de picting the full in marriage rates In the recent years. The average age a man marries is increasing with the di vergence of salaries for young men and those for the old. It is commonly said that financial matters are little taken info intense consideration by the young business man who is contemplating matrimony, but it is generally known among economists that the marriage rate rises and falls with prosperity and depression. A man feels he is incapable of supporting a family on a meager salary and indicates this by remaining in celibacy until his hair grows thin and until he may sit back in his easy chair and command a fat income. Who believes it advisable to remain unmarried until chances of matrimony grow dim and life lias lost its pungencyAs Henry B. Carey quotes President Eliot of Harvard In an article on “White Collars and Marriage Yokes'’ in the North American lie view: “Marry young, if only to enjoy one’s grandchildren.” Young folks should marry. The present marriage rate of col lege graduates shortly after graduation is deprcssingly low, Mr. Carey stated in the article. It is our point to demand that the young man lie given the opportunity financially—that, he be able to support bis family satisfactorily and rear ids children in a mod ern and progressive American home. To do this the young and energetic employee should not lie underpaid and the old greybeard overpaid. It is the duty of present day employers to realize the benefit of young blood and live-wire help. They should pay him accordingly that he may ascend to his position in life without struggling through that condemned period of stagnancy. Don Watts is a darn good man, but we still have the same old faith in the great Oregon team. Don’t believe the fellow next to you who says this is a yellow paper. I so your own eyes—it’s printed on green. Washington is out to clean up the conference this year on the gridiron. While the games thus far have not been setups, the Pur ple and Gold eleven has been ob viously a better team in every in stance. But starting this week-end against Oregon, a different situa tion will exist, Washington and Oregon teams being virtually on a par. Another factor— spirit and fight will have a definite part in determining the outcome. The team that shows the greatest share of this factor, other things being equal; will carry off the big prizes. Washington, for the last few years, lias developed a devil-may care habit of attending football games in the role of spectator rather than a part of the perform ance. When the Husky cheering crowd faces the Webfoot rooting section this Saturday, it will be facing a gang that for years has consid ered itself a part of the game has believed that its efforts real ly counted in deciding the final score. “Oregon Spirit’* is famous up and down the coast, and it lias played no small part in deciding Oregon's football games. Can Washington with its 7500 students outdo Oregon, with less than half that enrollment? Not if former years are criteria. But this year the Huskies ure playing a now brand of football un der a new coach. And with the in troduction of a new brand of foot ball, The Daily and leaders, of campus organizations are con vinced that a new brand of spirit is to make its appearance which will surpass even that of "the good old days.” Washington is going to fight from the stands as well as on the field Saturday. To do this, it is imperative that every rooter knows his songs and yells. University of Washington Daily. ‘Emerald of Air’ To Be All Music VarsilariaiiH To Entertain Radio Audience An hour of entertainment con sisting entirely of dance music by the Midway Varsitarians is sched uled for the fourth “Oregon Em erald of the Air” program next Sur' ■ night from 6 to 7 o'clock. Due 11 absence of varsity talent on the campus this week-end no special eatures have been planned for the broadcast by Art Potwin, director, and Chet Knowlton, as sistant director. However, both Potwin and Knowlton will be back to handle the announcing. The orchestra slated for the Sun day tea-hour broadcast has been featured at Midway dinner dances every Sunday evening. No campus propaganda has been planned for the coming broadcast, but the “Parlor Propagandists” will be back in all their glory the following Sunday, October 26. Death rates calculated on the basis of the new census indicate that in healthfulness among cities in the world, New York ranks first, Chicago second, Berlin third, Lon don fourth, and Paris fifth. I Oey-gun, Hoo-ay Already a football fan and potential regular for the varsity is young Bobby Spears, son of “Doc.” Bobby proved his toughness this summer when he fell out of a second-story window and w'asn’t even scratched. Here we see him with his favorite plaything. ♦ THE WETFOOT ♦ “ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FOOT TO PRINT” OSKIE WOW WOW, EVERY ONE. NOT WISHING TO HANG ANY LITTLE CREPES (JUST A FEW OF THE OLDER CREPES, AS THE SHERIFF SAID, DELI C A T E L Y FINGERING THE NOOSE) BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ON OCT. 18TH, SOME YEARS BACK, CORNWALLIS SURRENDERED TO WASHING TON? BUT THEN, LIGHTNING, LIKE PROFESSIONAL I. W. W„ NEVER STRIKES TWICE IN JlIE SAME PLACE. SAD, ISN’T IT? * * * A deceased manager Is Oliver McDuckett. He put out his stubs In the water bucket. * * * “AIN'T THAT SOMEPUN?”. SAID LITTLE THEODORE, AS HE CRACKED ANOTHER OE HIS FAST ONES. Think it over deeply. INSTRUCTIONS ON BEHAVIOR IN PORTLAND 1.—Upon your arrival in Port land, begin shouting in a high, raucous sort .of gibberish. This is to increase the gate receipts as the game, to bed, to eat in, every where. Mimnaugh has requested /tost A SHOSCT f HAtf= hour's cmuK V ToTH'U=T=T* ■3* Somcpav THeS’cC' HAVE'Tt) y /AlSTACU TRoUj&S \ ca«s/m*\hb sU-BIGSTAtXA* the Portland tans will think that! they are getting a chance .to see a sideshow and football game in one. S.—Be sure to wear your root er lids on all possible occasions, to that in case of a hotel fire, the stu dent put on his rooter lid as the first article of clothing. Trousers might help, but the lid comes first. 3.—To give the public a concep tion of college as it really is. the A FF<JU MORE aiBBKS' JUMP/MG, AMb' "x'll BE FOOT BALL'S BRA/MiesT 9. B. <-S Husky Marriors To Take Field Unbeaten 1'ivo undefeated conference contenders \\ill clash this afternoon in Multnomah stadium, in the “Big tuiinc" ol tin* Northwest. Both of them ha\e beeu trained for the buttle by new coaches — “Irish ilinnny” l’tielan for \\ a shins; ton, and “Doc" Spears for the Wehfoots. The Huskies are placing some formidable men on the field for the opening whistle, a few of whom art* shown above. Top row, left i( tight: Merle Uuflord, h.:!f*.sack; Jaamy 1‘helan: Clarence 1‘autzke, end. Lower row: Went uurth. cen ter: Captain A1 Holme*, tackle; aud Johnny Cherberg. halfback. administration has requested that the students carr£ prayer books under their arms and paint their noses blue. Spectacles may help. If they want to picture college as it really is, we might take the lib erty of recommending hip boots and a bottle of cough medicine also. 4.—At the game be sure and cheer long and lustily. If you make your work particularly outstand ing, who knows, some railroad magnate may see you and give you a contract as a train announcer. It is high time that Oregon stu dents were breaking into this field of activity inasmuch as the corner on train announcers and hog call ers has been held by our sister in stitution for these many years. . We wonder what centers talk about. “GREETINGS, ERIC, AND HOW IS YOUR FATHER’S COW THAT YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT LAST YEAR COM ING ALONG?” “OH, SHE HAS HER PINTS, MR. WENTWORTH, SHE HAS I HER PINTS.” * * # Bow down, bow down, to mighty Washington. What lor ? To pick up the pieces. * * * COLLITCH SPIRIT Sing a song of football, Fur coats and pretty ’mums; Two and twenty roughnecks Cheered on by old alums. When the game was over They all began to sing, And tho the coppies search ’em They couldn't find a thing. All which causes us to wonder if the Sigma Nus have re-rented their old quarters at the Multno mah this year. NEITHER CAN WE Here’s a gal we can’t forgive, She didn’t act so dumb. But when the game was over She lisped, sweet as clover, “By the way, which side won?” America rapidly is taking from Italy the reputation for being the home of the manufacture of maca roni. Importations of the food product from Italy are being re duced a million pounds a year, and our exports of macaroni are now six times our imports of that com modity. Fjghtin’ Webfoots E-ct Moal/er,} Tuf/ba c/C> Eric Forsta has man aged lo retain the pivot position despite sturdy opposition from Bill Bow erman, but stocky John Donohue may oust big Ed Moeller from the fullback berth in today’s game, The rotund Donohue may be the man Spears is seolting to carry the brunt of his line-smashing plays. Moeller, who is an excel lent defensive player, is slated to start in the bat tering position. Community Chest Drive On Campus Leads Again With 63 per cent of their total quota pledged, the campus divis ion of the community chest drive continued to hold the lead among the five divisions of the chest c'rive. Over $2600 have been pledged in the first five days of work, ac cording to Mr. R. C. Hall, chair man of the campus division. Kuykendall Drug Co. Phone 23 870 Willamette MODERN THINGS IN FINE TOILETRIES Whitman's and Page & Shaw’s Candies You also get “Haifa Desk Set” As m Pocket Pat Same Pen Converted I When you buy a Parker Duofold iHIHgmiltlluntnunl V i Duofold Jr. Pen *5 with Base •10 $5 buys this polished Italian marble Desk Base-tapered pen end included free to concert your pocket Duofold to a Desk Set Pen. Complete set, as skou n with Duofold Jr. Pen (pocket cap and clip'included), $10. 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