. EDITORIALS FEATURES * HUMOR ♦ LITERARY * University of Oregon, Eugene Vinton Hall, Editor Anton Peterson, Manager Robert. Allen, Managing Editor EDITOR IA I. WRITERS Dave Wilson, Rex Tussing, Bill Duniway, Harry Van Dine UPPER NEWS STAFF JNciI layJor, JNews junior Jack Burke, Sports Barney Miller, Features i,aroi nurinurt, r>ocif*i.y I jester McDonald, Literary Warner Guiss, Chief Night Editor realtor s secretary: ,'iary neien v/oruext NEWS STAKE’ Star Reporters: Lois Nelson, Merlin Hlais, Ralph David. Elinor Jane Ballantyne. Reporters: Betty Anne Macduff, Ignore Ely, Jessie Steele. Isabelle Crowell, Thelma Nelson, Helen Cherry, Jack Bellinger, Belly Davis, Helen Rankin, Beth Sal way, George Thompson, Roy Sheedy, Thornton Shaw, Zora Beeman, Rufus Kimball, Vir ginia Wentz. Ted Montgomery. Jim Brook, Carl Thompson, Isabella Davis, Elinor Coburn, Joan Cox, Allan Spaulding, Fletcher Post, Kenneth Fitzgerald. General Assignment Reporters: Mary Bohoskey, Eleanor Coburn, Joan Cox, I*'red E'ricke. Eleanor Sheeley. Barbara Jenning, Madeline Gilbert, Katherine Manerud, Katherine King. George Root, France* Taylor. Day Editors: Dorothy Thomas, Thornton Gale, Phil Cogswell, Lenore Ely, Thornton Shaw. Night Staff: Monday -Harold Birkenshaw, George Kerr, Marion Phobes, Marion Vor Jand: Tuesday -Eugene Mullens, Byron Brinton, Lois Weedy, George Sanford; Wednesday Doug Wight, Eleanor Wood, Dorice Gonzel, Betty Carpenter; Thurs day -Stan Price, Earl Kirchoff. Gwen KIsmorp, Rita Swain; Friday—Fred E'ricke, Elsworth Johnson, Joseph Saslavsky, George Blodgett. Sports Staff: Mack Hall, Bruce Hamby, Alfred Abranz, Erwin Lawrence, Kelman Keagy, Vincent Gates. BUSINESS STAFF Jack Gregg. Advertising Manager liErry Jackson, Foreign Advertising Ken Siegrist, Circulation Manager Addison Brockman, Assistant Manager .John Painton, Office Manager Petty Carpenter, Women’s Specialties Harriet Hoffman, Sez Sue Carol Werschkul, Executive Secretary The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of iho University of Oregon, Eugene, issue<l daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, $2..r>0 a year. Advertising rates upon application. Phone, Manager * .Office, Local 214; residence, 324. A Cry From Wilderness THE voice of one crying in the wilderness over the "line of petty personalities and slanderous gossip” which was heard on the Emerald of the Air last Sunday night was not raised in vain. We heard it and we listened attentively, ft is printed in this issue. Previously we have told the public that the radio hour every Thursday and Sunday was primarily for the University and the associated students. We might add now, Mr. McCormick, that sta tion KORE has a radius of approximately one-sixth of that pro pounded in your radical epistle, and in the event that people of Eugene's community do not care to harken back to the days when they attended school, listening in is not compulsory. Granting that the initial chapter of "parlor propaganda” was in a large part extemporaneous an attempt will be made in the future to enact a broader scope that fewer living organizations will be overlooked. The Emerald agrees that centralized publicity and the alleged dirty "campus dirt” will be curbed and censored for each program. For all those who were offended during the Emerald radio hour last Sunday evening and all those who fear that in the future they, top, may be embarrassed, the Emerald of the Air apologizes and asks that the names be sent in and a definite quietus will be placed on them. For our correspondent, Mr. McCormick, we would like to re mind him again that the hour is definitely for University students, that the station has an exceedingly small radius due to federal reg ulation, and that the Emerald of the Air apologizes for overlooking his name last Sunday. Amicus O. S. C. FRIENDSHIP is the greatest succor to progress. Without friend ship advancement and well-being would be only visionary, to gain friends contacts must be made, and to sustain amity a spirit of co-operat-ion must be in constant existence. Between two neighboring institutions of higher learning a spirited feeling of rivalry is a natural existence. Live-wire students with pep, enthusiasm, and loyalty to their own school cannot sub sist without it. It is life and we do not and would not want to destroy it. Yet instances have been brought to light of hatred born from this rivalry. Even physical encounters anil dealings with person alities are remnants of earlier times. Remember the old Calford spirit where the opposing school was always an enemy ? They would be mobbed, razzed and ridiculed. We laughed at them called the pictures absurd, high-sehoollsh, and ultra-collegiate. We will speak of the University of Oregon and Oregon State college. Modern institutions of the present day are made up of men and women students who are broad-minded, sincere, and gen tlemanly. They are anxious to advance and are working for the progress of their school. One of the most valuable factors for the furtherance of the institution is, as with the individual who wants to climb, the co-operative and friendly spirit which could be and will be built up between the schools. For the tirst time on record in the history of the University of Oregon, student body officials of the respective schools have con ferred primarily for the purpose of creating congeniality between themselves and their institutions. Last Sunday, A. S. U. O. Presi dent George Cherry and a representative of the Oregon Daily Em erald exchanged ideas, advice, and friendship with George Knutsen, president of the associated students, and Larry Warren, editor of the Barometer, on the Oregon State college campus. Destruction of a lasting rivalry, creation of fellowship, and the organization of a new and more human spirit between the neigh bors would be a welcomed revolution to the modern student in each school. It will be the aim of the Emerald to forward this co-opera tive movement. Students on the University campus who are not the narrow-minded, conceited, smartalecky type will join whole heartedly. Oregon State students are fellow-workmen all grasping at higher ideals as are members of A. S. U. O. Many of them are natives of Oregon attend the school best fitted to suit their needs. They pay their registration fees, pledge fraternities and sororities, and hate to get up for their 8 o'clocks exactly as does the Oregon student. Oregon State college officers are men of the highest type. They enjoy their work, are fair, and willing to work co-ordinately with their neighboring association. For the present year and for years ahead the Emerald wishes progress, advancement, and the best of luck to Oregon State college. The Marines Tell It ii?t■'ELL it to the marines." Long enough have the marines heard that expression, which has been flung back and forth in American repartee for years. Today the marines tell it. In the concerts this afternoon and evening the baud will say it in brass at McArthur court What they will toll is up to stu dents and Eugene people to find out, but this is what the Morning Oregonian says of them; "The Marine band does not have to depend upon this notable record for its high standing. For many years it has been regarded as one of the best, if not the best, band in the United States, »The audience that heard it in Portland fully appreciated its worth and demonstrated that approval during its two concerts in this city. Playing neither heavy nor light music exclusively, it selected pro grams that appealed to all who heard it. It represents perfection m band music.” After tonight, it seems possible, music-lovers of Eugene will never say, “Tell it to the marines"; but. instead, "Let the Marines tell n." ! } A Decade Ago From The Emerald of October 14 Ralph Hoeber was re-elected president of the University orches tra. 'j Dr. Philip A. Parsons, recently appointed head of the Portland school of social work and also pro fessor of sociology at Eugene, will be the nrincipal speaker at assem bly tod y. A pr posal by Major Raymond C. Bair of the University military 1920 department to allow the student body use of the R. O. T. C. hand for all occasions such as yell practice, rallies, and games was adopted by the student council at its regular meeting last night. Politics are beginning to take shape on the campus. A Cox Roosevelt club was started last night and the Republican club of Eugene is anxious that a Harding club be formed. PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT Theta Omega announces the pledging of Alice Morgan, of Eu gene. Between Classes | Yesterday we saw: MAXINE MYERS adopting a flirtatious at- j titude toward BILL WHITELY in the College-Side; BOB HOLMES minus the better half; DOROTHY MUTZIG grinning; BILL BERG ornamenting the law school curb; WALT NORBLAD with hair un combed as usual; JANET YOUNG handshaking; CAL BRYAN in ear- j Rest conversation; TOM MORAN ! I looking very, very languid; ELIZ i ABETH GILSTRAP dodging traf- 1 “HAVE A BANANA,” AND OTHER FORMS OF TROPICAL SALUTATION. OUR CHARITA BLE IDEA FOR TODAY IS TO SPONSOR A CHEST FUND TO EQUIP THE WORMS OF THE VICINITY WITH MUDGUARDS AND WATER WINGS IN PREP ARATION FOR A HARD WIN TER. * TODAY’S EPITAPH A wan, pinched corpse Is Jehosaphatt McBee; He forgot to eat Before going to tea. Well, anyway, it's a sprightly little composition. We still remain staunch through I ail these new-fangled tunes and hereby declare that we still firm ly believe “Sweet Adeline” is the main (meaning principal) stein: song. Aw, please, mister, we gotta fill this column somehow. * * v WE (EDITORIALLY SPEAK ING) WERE JUST SITTING HERE JOTTING DOWN A NEW PRESCRIPTION FOR GYM ITCH WHEN WE WERE INTERRUPT ED BY JACK BURKE, OUR ADONIS-LIKE SPORTS EDITOR. WHO STEPPED IN TO ASK US TO ADMIRE HIS NEWLY AC QUIRED '‘CHEATERS.” "JUST A BIG STEP TOWARDS ‘SPEC’S APPEAL',” SAYS BURKE. * * Althea, the sorority house man ager, breaks into verse with the following contribution: Oh, it’s easy enough to forgive him For a bit of fickle flirt in,’ But the guy who gripes Is the one who wipes Ills nose on the parlor curtain. Just as this goes to press we learn that the Phi Delts attracted quite a crowd last night. It seems CAMPUS ♦ ALENDAR First rehearsal of "Holiday” to be at Guild theatre at 7:15 to night. Entire cast to be present. Thespians will meet Wednesday evening at 7:4a at the Kappa Alpha Theta house. Meeting of old members of Ger man club tonight at 7:30 at Susan Campbell had. Election of secre tary, program, and refreshments. \\. A. \. council meeting this evening at 7:15 in Gerltnger hall. Homecoming directorate will I meet at 4 o'clock today at the public relations bureau back of i Johnson hall. Group picture will be taken and meeting will follow. Will lluii t.oodnll, Charles Web ! bcr, and Bob Hall please meet in j room 102 Journalism at 3 o'clock j this afternoon? VII girls arc cordially invited to! i the Y. VY. C. A. "Five o'clock” today, 5 to 5:30. at the Y. W. C. A. ! bungalow. j Cosmopolitan club will meet at 7:4‘> p m. today at Mrs. Donnelly': home, 1437 Hilyard street. Pot and t^uill will meet this eve ning at S o'clock in the women's lounge of Gerlinger hall. People are permitted to eat quietly in i Gerlinger hall. that someone turned in a fake alarm. This is somewhat of a new wrinkle in the original methods of attracting the elusive co-eds that way. * * * THE PHYSICAL EDUCATION SCHOOL (This is the second of a series of articles dealing with the var ious prototypes and general char acteristics of the scholars in the schools and departments on the campus.) In this school one can take a re freshing voyage back to the days ot our primeval ancestors and study at his leisure the complete victory of brawn over gray mat ter. If you wish to see specimens of the body beautiful, and witness the idyllic return to the physical, perfection of ancient Greece, why just walk into the physical ed of fice and cast your eye over the magnificent males sprawled about. Even in the coldest of weather these apolloesque persons refuse to wear any more clothing than the law allows. Just rubbing it in on some of the rest of us who cringe about with our No. 14 collar bands and 2-inch chest expansion. If you see a colossus like male striding about the campus with hair uncombed, an "O” on his sweater, and his shirt open at the neck, exposing the luxuriant growth of manly hair, ten to one he’s a P. E. major. Ii he hasn't the “O" on his sweater, he is prob ably a pianp mover, or else a sec tion foreman taking in the sights. Some of these men haven't seen the interior of a bathtub for ten years. Not that they don’t bathe, but they take ice cold showers the year round or else frequent the tank. Athlete's foot is at present sn eastern luxury and hasn’t lound its way to the west yet, but the P. E. school has its gym itch, not quite as fashionable, to be sure, but serves the purpose just as well. Phi Betes are not plentiful in this department, but you will find a smattering of them. It is ru mored that, to uphold the dignity of the department, they subsidize them from other departments, but this is becoming more and more difficult, inasmuch as prospective Phi Betes with No. 12 shoes, 18 collar bands and 6-inch chest ex pansion are rare and, as everyone knows, these are necessary requi sites for entrance to the P. E. school. The Safety Valve An Outlet for Campus Steam To the Editor: May I raise the voice of one cry ing in the wilderness against the radio program which was present ed on the “Emerald of the Air” hour over KORE Sunday evening? Laying aside all comments on the merits of the "musical” pro gram which was presented, I will \ confine my criticism to the banal- i ities of the “campus dirt” dialogue which was interspersed with the song and dance acts." A line of pet ty personalities and slanderous' gossip such as was thrown into i the microphone by three prominent Oregon students might be condon ed and excused if the audience had been confined to University stu dents. But when one considers that KORE 'has a broadcasting range of > four or five hundred miles and that \ Colored Lights For Dances Wl* will rent spot or flood lights—including gelatine—7ae up. Colored lamps ami wiring equipment. BAILEY ELECTRIC CO Authorized Spartan Radio Dealers T. A. STOCKER M. B. CASTELLOE Grille Dance WEDNESDAY, OCT. 15 From 7 to 10 o’Clock Call 549 For Reservations $1.00 A COUPLE Including Refreshments Lee Duke’s Eugene’s Most Exclusive Grille probably fifty to a hundredthous- 1 end people, of all kinds and classes, were listening in, it is inexcusible. The great majority of the listen ers were not at all interested in what Oregon students were step ping out on their steady girls,— which ones were being initiated to the mysteries of “tea-dates,”— which pledge dances and which serenades had been the roughest; and toughest, nor in the proper in flection for the last word of "Chi Psi Lodge.” “All the campus dirt, the dirtier the better,” were terms freely used by the program announcers. These j of course, tend to give listening cit- i izens a splendid conception of the cultural levels of our student body! i Such a line of chatter over the radio is, furthermore, a swinish snuffling into personal affairs. Un der the law a radio broadcast is ‘publication” as much as a news paper item: witness the sad case of Robert Duncan, now on trial at Medford. It is a shame that radio broad casting; potentially a splendid propaganda tool for the Univer sity, should be prostituted in the eyes of the general public to vin dictive personalities and misplaced conception of wit. Fumingly yours, —DON McCORMICK. To the Editor: Comment Saturday morning in Complete Line of MAX FACTOR COSMETICS and All New Shades of LOUIS PH1LLIPE LIPSTICK University Pharmacy Corner 11th and Alder Memories of youth fade and are gone, and photographs of today become tomorrow's treasures. . . . CALL 1697 For Appointment Kennell-Ellis Studios the Score Board column, concern ing the British reference to the “mechanical devices which made the Enterprise the faster yacht” in its races against the Shamrock V for the America cup, you may be interested to know that the handling of the sails and rigging of the defender was largely done by machinery, while the challeng ers worked like sailormen—with their hands. The syndicate mana ger of the Weetamoe, one of the four contenders for the right to defend the cup, did, indeed ques tion the “contrivance” of the En terprise. The challengers, however, accepted the American selection committee's defender without question. There are some Americans who would have preferred to see Ameri can seamanship rather than inven tive genius meet Sir Thomas’ fifth challenge. —R. COGGESHALL. iZ1|n]fn]fHirn3[rIi)nirn][n]rn]ni]rn]rHirn]rnlIn]lnIfn]rn]ln]r?i]rnlfnlfn}l Grants Pass Institute To Hear U. of O. Professors Several members of the Univer sity of Oregon faculty are sched uled to speak before the Josephine county teachers' institute in Grants Pass this week. Dr. B. W. DeBusk of the school of education will address the ses sion on the subject of “Problem Children.” “Problems of Administration” will be the topic of Dr. C. L. Huff aker, also a member of the educa tion department. W. G. Beattie oi the extension division will dis cuss "Visual Aids in Teaching.” OREGANA CONFECTIONERY Plate Lunch 25c i___ Laundry Service Supreme Special One-Day Service for University students it' desired, Otherwise bundles collected Monday will be returned on Tuesday afternoon. Cords Cleaned and Tinted—50c Eugene Steam Laundry 178 W. 8th Street Phone 123 innneineieinnRnRICIfi: What’s In a Name ? When you pause to select your per sonal stationery you naturally try to secure that which best reflects your social personality. For many years names like Eaton, Montag, Crane and Pike, and Whiting and Cook have stood for the best in personal station ery. The Co-op is prepared to show you stationery from these famous makers in many different styles. This week we are featuring Oregon stationery. Die stamped with the Ore gon crest—and in several pleasing combinations. Other personal station ery by the box or pound. UNIVERSITY "CO-OP” 1U YEARS OF SERVICE TO OREGON STUDENTS 44 Promises /fill no sack”— (/ it is TASTE and not words you enjoy in a smoke I v !*’? Uoerrr * Sl'.t*? T-nre? Ps One will always stand out!