EDITORIAL PAGE OF TEIE OREGON DAILY EMERALD ♦$* »$* (Dregim 0ail« ijEmeralii University of Oregon, Eugene Arthur L. Schoenl . William H. Hammond Vinton Hall . . Editor Business Manager Managing Editor editorial writers Rim Huhho, Ruth Newman, Rnx Tussing. Wilfred Brown Nancy Taylor . Secretary UPPER NEWS Mnry Klemm . Harry Van Dine .. Phyllis Van Kimmell . Myron Griffin .. Victor Kaufman .. Ralph David . Clatence Craw . STAFF Assistant Managing Editor .. Sports Editor . Society . Literary . !'. 1. P. Editor . Chief Night Editor . Makeup Editor GENERAL NEWS STAFF: Dave Wilson, Betty Anne Macduff, Henrietta Steinke. Robert Allen. Henry Lumpee. Elizabeth Pairiton, Thornton Gale, I,avion Hicks, Jane Archibald, Kath ryn Feldman. Harbnra ('only. Jack Bellinger, Rufus Kimball, Thornton Shaw. Hob Guild. Petty Harcombe, Anne Hricknell, Carol Wersehkul, Thelma Nelson, Lois Nelson, Evelyn Sharier, Sterling Green. SPORTS WRITERS: Jaek Burke, assistant editor: Ralph Ver j < n, Edgar Goodnaugh. Belh Solway, Brad Harrison, Phil Cogswell, and Lucille Chapin. Dnv Editor . Barney Miller Day Editor Taylor Night Editor Clifford Gregor ASSISTAN T NIGHT EDITORS Doug Wight, Elinor Henry, Katharine Patten C jrv.e Weber, Jr. ... Tony Peterson . Addison Brockman .. Jean Patrick . Larry Jackson . Betty Hagen . Ina Tremblay . Betty Carpenter . Edwin Pubols Dot Anne Warniek Katherine Laughrige Shopping Column ... BUSINESS STAFF . Associate Manager . Advertising Manager . Foreign Advertising Manager . Manager Copy Department . Circulation Manager . Women’s Specialty Advertising . Assistant Advertising Manager .. Assistant Copy Manager Statistical Department . Executive Secretary . Professional Division Betty Hagen, Nan Crary EXECUTIVE ASSISTANTS: Ned Mars, Bernadine Carrico, Helen Sullivan, Fred K« id. ADVERTISING SOLICITORS: Katherine Laughrage, Gordon Sumuelson, Nan Crary, Ina Tremblay. T’rodu rlion Assistant . Sterling Green Off be Assistants Elaine Wheeler, Carol Wersehkul The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Asso ciated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued dally except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member oi the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffiee a> Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates $U.60 a year. Advertising raters jpon application. Phone, Man ager: Office, 18UG; residence, 1U7. Vive Un Roi! DU. CLARENCE W. SPEARS arrives today They are going to stage a big rally when he gets on the campus. The whole student, body has been asked to turn out. One notices a paradox joy evidenced when an expensive new present ar rives in the mail, or when a football coach arrives. Spears has the cards in his favor to start with. Everyone is convinced lie knows his football, the fans, the students, the players. lie is bringing something new with him in his plans for spring practice. Athletes hate dull, routine practice, so he is going to pick several teams from his squad and let them scrimmage, teaching them what he wants to tench them while they are play ing. A good idea. A good starter Oregon will be Dr. Spears’ new laboratory. He will try Ills athletic formulas and apply his scientific mind to the new problems at hand, to see if he can reproduce the reactions which greeted his efforts in the east. His materials and apparatus arc strange and he will have to get used to them before he can expect his laboratory work to measure up to past results. Students will raise their voices today when the new coach arrives to express their confidence in him as an experimentalist. There will be yell leaders tc see to that. Later will be a pep rally at the Igloo and a banquet. Reception committees of town and gown will see to that. And when night falls Oregon’s coach will have been welcomed, feted, and feasted. Another page in the school’s athletic history will be turned and a pen placed in Dr. Spears’ hand his to make or mar. Orcgonisms rpODAY being the 198th anniversary of the birthday of George Washington, who as a boy never warped a fact or stretched a point, it is only fitting ami proper that I he Emerald commemorate the occasion with some Washingtonisms on campus subjects. A Washingtonism, for the benefit of those who do not know, is an accepted fable which no one believes, like his cherry tree chop. (With apologies to Rupert Hughes). These Washingtonisms are in the nature of a enmpus credo That co-eds have better minds than men be cause they get higher grades. That Captain John .1. McEwan left Oregon be cause he did not get along with the University spokesman. •That Oregon needs a football stadium. That the recent Oregon-O. A. C. sportsman ship row resulted in the creation of a fine spirit of sportsmanship in every rooter. That most college men are "culls” and guzzle moon. That paddling frosh on the library steps in still'; in them a great desire to obey traditions. That American college students should build dormitories for Bulgarian students. That the most valuable advertising medium u university lias is its football team. That no one reads liie inside pages of I lie Emerald. (Publicity hounds note). That college students like to attend rallies and root for their teams. That it means a lot to be elected a class officer. 1 rue Love Obituaries '"I 'RUE love is dead. Doubtful? Here Is indubit -*• able evidence picked up at random from the public press: FRANCE Love is nothing more than a con tagious disease, says a French professor. He ad vises people to shun it as they would smallpox. MEXICO Because of atrocious treatment by their wives, men of Vera Cruz have formed a Syn dicate for the Protection of Oppressed Husbands. GKRMANY Love is a lot of sentimental bosh manufactured by drunken poets and insane lyricists. Back to sanity. Away with love, urges a German scientist. RUSSIA Family dissension is becoming in creasingly dominant in Russian family life, says Dr. Leibovlteh, of the Moscow Institute of Crimin ology. In 1929 there were 150,000 fist fights • be tween husband') and wives wfiich were sufficiently violent to attract police attention. ENGLAND Mrs. Bertrand Russell, wife of the radical-pacifist, denounces marriage. "It is nothing ! hut abject submission to tyranny," she asserts. UNITED STATES Eastern husband condemns : giving high school girls rifle practice on the grounds that "the husband is the only common target of the | modern woman.” H. L. Mencken declares that marriages are being i more and more based on financial and social stand i ings and less and less on romance. I — In There F* ighting 'T'HE SOPHOMORE class is going to give an in ! •*- formal campus dance next Friday, not as a j money-making idea primarily, but to keep the class organized and on its toes. The Emerald is glad to see it. In past years the function of sophomores was, to paddle the frosh in the fall term parade, put on an informal dance, and spend the rest of the year in the cracker-barrel league, This year, under the leadership (that’s the word > of Jack Stipe, the sophomores are trying to keep alive the class spirit and prepare themselves for the job of being juniors, a much bigger task than being a second-year man. They gave a class ban quet the other night. They’re planning more. They're in there fighting. Better elect one man with the activity of the present sophomore president than a whole cumber some list of class officials with big titles and little jobs. The constitutional remodelling committee might think this over. Birthdays seldom proved exciting for George Washington, we are told. Rupert Hughes would blame it on the fact there was no prohibition in George’s day and the biggest kick out of drinking his birthday toast was thinking of the next day’s hangover. College c'o-eds eat more than college men, says an Ohio Wesleyan university coffee-shop owner. If they do not actually eat more, their bills for meals art. larger, he amends. Looks like this reducing fail was mostly newspaper talk. Collegiate flivvers and other bits of automotive wreckage are being campaigned against by a na tional automobile association because they are un safe. What’s unsafe about a car that won't go faster than 30 miles an hour? Stanford students are said to be after the scalp of their basketball coach, Husky Hunt. Basketball tastes football's medicine. This isr open season for swiping someone else’s slit leer. 'tpl .Si, Oreganized Dementia ---—------£ Oh, whore, oh, where, huve we heard this before? Dear Alice: I am getting along even much nicer than X hought I would, dear, You perhaps recall vaguely some of my high school idiosyncracies, (that is a void we use down here when We mean personal 'ardenciest well they are “getting over in a big way"; that is to say, are well liked. It is too l>a cavort upon the maple court with them. With a high degree of psychological disturbance cot imonly called affection. 1 am, your admirer, TERRANCE. * * * Theodoor Coma wrote a poem again the other day. His old man owns a saw mill. *\0\ \ < “Always reniemlver my luiy,” Salil Dad, “You're getting a elianee 1 nev Kr hail. So go to sehool and stu Dee hard. Or I'll put you to work in a hau lier yard.” (And so another I'll Bete arose.) I • • i?--—.» Listening In I On Lectures \ [a'._.. , --—..—..——>■—••—4j “Modern art as it is conceived by its civic devotees is exempli fied by a float going down the street in a parade, loaded with flowers and beautiful women in awkward positions.” Prof. Pat V. Morrisette. * •* * “A railroad is in effect a public utility, but economists place it in a separate category. The differ ences between a public utility and a railroad are, first, that public utilities are subject to state regu lation, while railroads are subject to control by t>j national govern ment; and second, the earnings of a public utility are more stable than those of a railroad.” Prof. Daniel D. Gage. “A war between Mexico and Russia would be like a war be tween an elephant and a whale, they simply couldn’t get together.” Professor Turnbull. “I approve of the Hoover policy of a program of construction be cause during a period of depres sion it provides work. Dr. Victor Morris. “Ts anyone in the class listening to me or am I talking to myself. Professor Turnbull. Episcopal students’ council — in /it js all church students to a com munion service and breakfast Sun day morning at 8 o’clock. Bishop Sumner will speak. —o NV.turo Study group—of Philome lete will be Sunday at 4 o'clock, it Westminster house. -o Prose and Poetry group—of Philo mclete will meet Sunday at 2:30 it the Alpha Gamma Delta house. Poetry will be discussed. Mem bers please bring dues. -—o Industrial Study group—meets on Monday night at 8:30, in the bun galow. - -o—-— Piny group of Philomelete—will not go on breakfast hike Sunday! morning. l!u> A nih ’rr YESTERDAY WE SAW A continuation of the steady lrizzle that has caused Oregon to be called the “sodden state": L.ES I'B.R MCDONALD looking for' j something he had lost; ALL THE DOGS of the campus comparing experiences in front of the Co-op; "GYP,” proud scion of the College Side, informally entertaining some of his friends with a variety of aged pork chops . . . DOROTHY BELLE ENDICOTT hurrying de murely. . . rotund WALLIE OH LER sans coat running to class through the mist , . . R.ON HUBBS’ famous smile, a bit wan lately through overuse CHECKERS taking the place of bridge in lots of eating places. The Mouin^j Fiiicjcr -o ANY OPINIONS? .... -By OLIVER POLITICOS That section of the judiciary re port which gives the sole power of hilling or furthering judicial action to the student president remains unchanged because since the re port has been turned in there has been no general meeting of the committee. Whether it will be changed in the whole committee may depend on whether students want it changed- and whether they VOICE their opinions. * * * Of course there are several students, many indeed, who com plain of this and that (mainly of student taxes) without ever trying to understand the situa tions which exist and which may develop. It is probably from them that the present constitu tion takes all power but the right to vote, and delegates it to the executive council and its committees. And there are others who com plain and try to remedy circum stances who act, sometimes rightly, sometimes wrongly. The Moving Finger would believe that the judiciary sub-committee, in trying to remedy circumstances, has made a mistake in giving the president (or any group) the power to decide which cases shall come before the judicial body and which shall net. The Moving Finger would believe that it is un fair to the aggrieved persons, that it allows too much room for per sonal favoritism and politics, and that, finally, there is slight need for such a judiciary AS PRO POSED. * * * The Moving Finger may he wrong. It may be right. It i3 certain, though, that campus opinion will influence the gen eral committee in its decision as nothing else will. Before it voices its opinion it should form one—hut tliut does not relieve it from voicing it. The fact.? are these: Judiciary £ Something Different [ In Cosmetics I Two Now Products by the £ Famous House of Pinaud £ Face Powder—$2.00 £ New Cleansing' Cream—$2.00 £ KUYKENDALL DRUG STORE ' fnl fi 0 Ini frfl Ini fr\) frQ fiD (HI (73 In? fn) frD frl* fnl frvl fT£ PH frillTD Hal fr? Pv [7ii fnl fn3 fm frl fa" Hi] fiD 173 frD 73 fr3 fr£ IS fir] 173 frG frO fTD fTU fr3 frD TO fr" We Wish to Congratulate 1 he University of Oregon on Procuring the Services of DR. SPEARS And Welcome Him Io Eugene Buster Brown Shoe Store body of three to decide interpreta tion of the constitution; member ship, dean of men, dean of lav/ school, executive secretary to the president; procedure and rules by its own determination; and the president of the student body shall review all questions to decide w’hether they are important enough to take before the judi ciary. Does the last clause say, To de cide whether HE WISHES to take them before the judiciary? I)r. Oxtohy To Lecture Here This Week-end Dr. William H. Oxtoby, presi dent of the San Francisco theolog ical seminary, will be on the cam pus this week-end, according to word received here by Max Ad ams, student pastor at Westmin- j atcr house, and will give an illus trated lecture on “Masterpieces of Christian Art" at Westminster house at 7 tomorrow evening. This lecture includes 100 colored stere opticon slides. Dr. Oxtoby delivered his lecture at Corvallis about a month ago, and was very enthusiastically re ceived, according to Mr. Adams. Modern W riters Sin it ids Sub ject “Three Modern Wise Men” is j the. title of a speech which S. Ste phenson Smith, professor of Eng lish, will give Saturday noon to the American Association of Uni versity Women, at their meeting in the Osburn hotel. Mr. Smith will deal with the ethical tone of three writers- Prince Kropotkin, ' AE (George Russell), and Have-; lock Ellis. He will explain and | talk of their religious attitudes. Phi Chi Theta Pledges Seven Women Students At. a luncheon held last Thurs day noon at the Anchorage, for mal pledging was held for seven students to Phi Chi Theta, wom en's national commerce honorary. Those pledged were; Josephine Jacobsen, Verna Smolnisky, Jua nita Kilborn, Frances Rupert, Alice Redetzke, Margaret Wals trom, and Gladys Collins. DANCE at the @i& mm EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT Everything- Collegiate Always Crowded Music by Jimmie’s 7-Pieee ©u> Hill Dance Orchestra Commence Work Building Court Foundations of Structure Being Laid This Week Preliminary construction work began yesterday on the memorial court of the Prince L. Campbell ' fine arts museum. The court, which will be 60 feet long and 35 feet wide, is to be on the east front of the main building. While the workmen are laying the foundations of the structure, Richard W. Bock, professor of sculpture, and his staff of assist ants are completing the designs and models for the ornamental pieces which will adorn the court. When completed, these models will serve as patterns for the carving of the designs into Bedford lime stone, which, Mr. Bock stated, is very serviceable and very beauti ful architectural material. In firmary Patients Afflicted I>y Grippe All the patients at the infirm ary are afflicted with cases of grippe. Those now under the in firmary’s care are: Orville King man, William Corrcll, Paul For sythe, Wilfred Brown, Emma Meador, Lucille Larson, Eric For sta, Ted Foss, Edna Peterson, Dorothy MacMillan, and Sam Itzikowitz. C. IS. Beall Gives Talk The ways in which the works of Torquato Tasso were imitated in France, and their influence on the development of the pastoral drama, the novel, the epic, and the opera of France, were ex plained by C. B. Beall, assistant professor of romance languages, in an address to Pi Delta Phi, French honorary, Thursday eve ning. Tuesday Music Hour Cancelled for Week Tuesday mu3ic hour will not be held February 25 at the school of music auditorium, because of the Smallman a Capella choir concert, according to George Hopkins, head of the piano department and chair man of the recital committee. The programs will be resumed on the following Tuesday, March 4, he said. None of the fifty co-eds enroll ed in the University of Detroit may converse with any of the male students at any time or any place on the campus. Respectability t t f Look down at your shoes . . . are they neatly shined? If they are, doubtless you feel presentable and respectable. If they are not, probably you feel sort of shabby and sloppy . . . and that’s a bad feeling. The Campus Shoe Shine Parlor can put you on good terms with yourself. TICKETS FOR SALE 50 Days—10 Shines—$1.00 30 Days—5 Shines—50c CAMPUS SHOE SHINE “Right across from the Sigma Chi’s” 4* * * f * 4 4 f If f * f 4 4 4 4 t * * 4 4 >*. 4 4 if J 4 if 4 4 4 "Eugene's Own Store" McMorran &_ Washburne Join All Oregon In a Hearty Welcome To You Dr. Spears VVe Are Behind You to a Man aam.wHJw a ■nsem winwnmt. mi»• aw n ; a;is WELCOME Glad You’re Here, Dr. Spears The May’s Store and the City of Eugene is pleased to wel come Dr. Spears to our midst. Here, as elsewhere, Dr. Spears will find that the name of Mays Store is synon ymous with quality of merchandise and efficiency of ser vice. It will always be our aim to live up to the high stan dards we have set for ourself.