of the Oregon Doilg Emerald
University of Oregon, Eugene
Arthur L. Schoeni ...Editor
William H. Hammond _.Business Manager
Vinton Hall ..Managing Editor
ASSOCIATK KDITORS
Ron Hubbs, Ruth Newman, Rex Tussinjr, Wilfred Brown
Secretary—Ann Hathaway
UPPER NEWS STAFF
wary K l^mm .
•larry Van Dine ..
Phyllis Van Kimmell_
Myron Griffin .
Asst. Mnjf. editor
... Sports Editor
. Literary
Victor Katiirmn .. v. r. iMJitor
Osborne II Hlarnl . Feature Kditor
Ralph David . Chief Nifcht Kditor
Clarence Craw .. Makeup Kditor
DAY EDITORS: Dorothy Thomas, Elise Schroeder, Mary Francis Dilday, T. Noil Tay
lor, and Barney Miller.
GENERAL ASSIGNMENT REPORTERS: Henrietta Steinke, Merlin Blais, Warren
Tinker, Eleanor Jane Ballantyne, and Willis Duniway.
NIGHT EDITORS: Carl Monroe, Warner Guiss, William White, Beatrice Bennett,
Rufus Kimball.
ASSISTANT NIGHT EDITORS: Louise Gurney, Jack Bellinger, Ted Montgomery,
Thornton Gale, Dorothy Morrison. Michael Hogan, Isabelle Crowell, Embert Fossum,
Helen Rankin, Elinor Henry, Bob Samuels, Clifford Gregor, Helen Jones, John
Rogers, and Jane Man ion.
GENERAL NEWS STAFF: Dave Wilson, Betty Anne Macduff, Roy Craft, Hester
Hopkins, Barbara Conly, Bobby Redd, Lavina Hicks, Irvin Faris, Lee Coe, John
McCulloch, Eugene Mullins, Phyllis Caldervvood, Thornton Shaw, Willard Arant,
Lois Nelson, Bernice Hamilton, Sterling Green, Betty Hnrcombe, Anne Bricknell,
Janet Fitch, Pete Proctor, and Evelyn Shaner.
BUSINESS STAFF
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rJ'ony Peterson .. Advertising Manager
Addison Hmckman _ Foreign Adv. M^r
•lean Patrick .... Manager Copy Department
Hctfy HaKcn . Women's Spec. Adv.
Ina Tremblay . Asst. Advertising M^r.
Louise (Jurn y . Executive Secretary
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Night Editor .Embert Fossum
A»ai»L<iia rjuaum
Kino Kyle, Helen Rankin,
Betty Carpenter
Money Matters and the Movie
f I ''HE directors of the Campus Movie are indirectly compared
to gluttonous porcine apple-hind wallers in today’s letter to
the editor, for charging $1.25 for the combined vodvil acts and
movie next Friday nigld. Father harshly termed, perhaps; it
might he better to compare them to the fabulous ostrich who
sticks his head in the sand and thinks his body hid.
During the entire production of the local cinema, among
the columns and columns of newspaper publicity received in
1he state, no attempt was made to show that the enterprise was
haekt'd by a locally organized corporation, not by the student
body. Faculty and students subscribed, but as they would back
a series of concerts, feeling that any loss would be well-spent.
It is not the duty of any student to attend the first showing
here. It is probably not even necessary to attend next Friday
to see it in Eugene. And now the analogy of the ostrich. The
directors have hidden their heads in the sand, thinking that
students will not sec that a demand for the movie will bring
it wherever wanted. One cannot suppose, that the film will be
destroyed. Cloaking the real backing, endeavoring to hide a
too obvious fact, the ostrich leaves a vulnerable body exposed.
As for the price, first nights are always choice nights, with
each character presented in person on the stage. The vodvil
itself will add to the attractions offered. No one can .judge
the value of the showing until it has been here for the first
time. There can be no true quarrel with the price.
But the directors may be open about the matter. They may
withdraw their heads from tin* sand and say, “We have some
thing you want, something worth the price we ask. If we have
an overflow, we will come back.” They would be heard.
A Tribute to “Chuck”
“CITTTOK” REED, Oregon’s yell king, yesterday look one of
1 lie most difficult steps for a man to make.
Realizing that lie an ;i s not getting the fullest amount of
enthusiasm out of the rooters, he publicly admitted his inabil
ity by handing in his resignation as leader of yells.
It. Avas not because “Chuck” did not work hard. There
never Avas a yell king who practiced more faithfully his yells
and timing.
It Avas crowd psychology that defeated his best efforts.
“Cluiek" did a man’s thing by taking stock in himself and
by seeing his status, a thing that Avas infinitely harder to do
than continue as yell king. He had the interests of the associ
ated students at heart xvhen he resigned, not his own.
All Italian died the other day after an exhibition fast of G5
days, said to lit' a Avorld’s record. Bet it's a grand feeling to
know you've set a world's record doing that.
“Students Take Aimee for Ride” Emerald headline. Is
Oregon becoming the Chicago of the west!
What Avith the noise parade, journalism jamboree and cam
pus movie all scheduled for downtown next Friday night.
Eugene Avill get a liberal sample of university life.
f
- Campus Forum
No letters to the editor with
more than 200 words will he
printed. Wo have oil hand one
signed I.. V. which is too long to
print. All communications must
lie signed witli the full name, al
though only tile initials will lie
used if requested.
THE ALTRUISTIC DIRECTORS
To the Editor:
“Some folks,” the renowned
Ezra Peek once remarked, “are
like the hog in the apple bin that
tried to eat everything at once.”
And now, for the small sum of
$1.25, students of the university
will be given the privilege of view
ing the premier showing of “Ed's
Co-ed” at the McDonald theater,
0 November 15. Displaying a
fiiarked spirit of benevolence, the
producers of the movie have cut
the original top price for tickets
from $2.50.
It is the solemn duty of every
loyal student of Oregon to show
his appreciation of such philan
thropy by attending this first and
only showing and by taking all
his friends.
Of course some narrow-minded
and pecuniary person may rise up
and point out that “Ed's Co-ed”
has been given column upon col
umn of publicity iu the newspapers
of the state because it was pro- 1
duced here as an activity. Such
a person, if there is one on the
campus, may also point out that
the usual charge for motion pic
ture entertainment is fifty cents;
and that theaters which have
shows which are supposedly “hits”
hold them over for three or four
days, so that all who wish may
see them, instead of attempting
to cash in with but one perform
ance.
But such talk, if there is such,
should be immediately and thor
oughly quashed. The producers
of the campus movie have shown
that they have the interests of the
students at heart by cutting their
original prices. It is our obvious
duty to show our appreciation by
attending en masse.
Silence Dogood.
MOKE ABOUT K. O. T. t\
To the Editor:
Briefly analyzed. Saturday’s
naive R. O. T. C. summary con
tains the following elements:
(. 1) that war is inevitable; (2) that
the source of war lies in states- !
men’s idle prattle and scraps of !
paper; (3) that national wealth. \
granted that it exists, can be pro- |
tected by armed force. The rea
sons for these interesting conclu
sions were not disclosed, conse
quently cannot be disproved. .May
I congratulate Mr. Laird upon
such an impregnable mode of ar
gument.
The first conclusion is ridicu
lous; the second ludicrous; the
third sad, very sad, for upon that
empty philosophy hinges the two
grotesque jokes. War, like any
other physical phenomenon, has
definite causes. Anything that
has causes will cease to exist when
those causes cease to operate. I
submit the following chief causes
of war: (1) International disor
ganization; (2) the philosophy that
preparedness results in protection;
(3) the philosophy that economic
wealth is dependent upon political
possession. In the first instance
the League of Nations, the in
creasing interdependence of na
tions, the World Court, the pro
posed United States of Europe
and the increase in efficiency of
communication are beyond doubt
bringing world unity, diminishing
one cause of war and obviating
inevitability of war. That mili
tary preparedness affords protec
tion is disputed by the fact that
Germany, France and England,
ultra-militaristic, practically de
pleted and temporarily lost their
economic wealth and social well
being. Sweden, Denmark, and
Switzerland, highly productive,
consequently according to the mil.
i t a r i s t i c philosophy desirable,
achieved greater protection
through non-militarism. In a com
plex society peace, not war, gives
protection. Armies exist for war,
consequently enhance destruction,
not protection.
To be misquoted is inconven
ient; plane geography implies flat
worlds.
LF.LAND N. FRYER.
WOMAN’S SPHERE IIOlilSY
group will meet Sunday at the
woman’s lounge, Gerlinger hall,
from 5 to 0 o’clock. All girls in
terested are invited to attend.
('HARM SCHOOL group will
meet at Westminster house Sun
day evening at 5:30. Please bring
dues.
DRAMA GROUP OF PIIILO
MELETE meeting, Sunday, at 5
p. m. in the Women’s hall of the
Gerlinger building.
OREGON KNIGHT meeting at
5 o’clock today, 110 Johnson hall.
Active members and pledges asked
to attend.
MYTHOLOGY GROUP OF
PHILOMELETE will meet at
Westminster house at 5 o'clock j
Sunday. All girls interested are i
invited.
--.. I
lemon J
P#v\
GREETINGS STUDENTS!
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WHAT HO! WHAT HO!
In the O. S. C_ Barometer one
of their heads says,
INVESTIGATION IN NUTS
STARTED BY GOV.—
And to think that all the time
we thought Salem was the official
refugee of defective's. Looks like
! the registrar has been fudging a
!litUe- _ _ A
And now philanthropists arc
supporting a movement to put
mileposts on the road to Hell. It
is already disfigured hy Lucky
Strike signboards aeeording to the
anti-cigarette league.
* # »
And now the campus jokesters
announce the formation of a new
senior honorary called “Cap and
Clown.”
* # #
TODAY’S PUTRID PUN
The word “Debate.”
When the poor fish opened his
mouth, he swallowed debate.
Quote from yesterday’s Emer
ald “Theme song rehearsals to
be held at McDonald “heater” at
5 o'clock.”
Must have been a hot time all
right.
* # *
Issy, the inventor, says on his
farm they run a roller over the
Grille
Dance
FRIDAY NIGHT
MUSIC BY
Graham Covington
and His Lee
Duke’s Orchestra
Lee-Duke’s
S & Jf (im>n Stamps Bring Valuable Premiums
New.
• •
Sweaters
Bushed Wool
1 he Very Latest
in Style for Men
Sleeveless Style . $5*00
Sleeve Style., $6.50
With Sox to Match $9.50
I
Hero aiv the wry smartest fashions—earofullv selected.
Van’ll find it easy to make your selection from tliis largo i
assortment . . . pull-over stylos with crow nook (not,
\ -nook as illustrated) . . . solid eolors mado from ver\
soft zephyr wool with a slightly brushed finish. The l
newest and most popular shades are listed below.
Royal Blue—Kunters Green—Brown
Burgundy Wine_Natural Camel
The Man’s Shop
-MAIN FLOOR
potato hills so they can grow
mashed potatoes.
WISHY WINNIE
She calls the boy friend “Prime”
because he’s always stewed.
* * *
Have you heard the latest Frog
song?
No, croak it.
(It might be Tip Toad to the
Window.)
* * *
INFAMOUS EPITAPHS
Here lie the bones of Bashful
McGee,
A lady’s man, he could not be.
* * *
THE HEILIG SEATS ARE
STIT.Ii SITTING, BUT THE
SODA JERKER THREATENS
TO CONFISCATE THEM IF
MORE CAMPUS DIRT IS NOT
SIFTED. WE WOULD PARTIC
ULARLY LIKE TO HAVE SOME
SCANDAL ON HOMECOMING.
THE SODA JERKER.
PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT
Zeta Tau Alpha announces the
pledging of Celestine Balsiger of
White Salmon, Washington.
Flood
Lights
For Rent
* ANY
COLOR
ELKINS
ELECTRIC CO.
G3 E. Broadway
Phone 304
(yc«sE
You can lead a Frosh to mid
terms but you cannot make him
think.—Sun Dial.
* * *
“I give great pains to my oper
ations,” said the doctor, giving the
appendix another jab.—Jester.
CLASSIFIED ADS
FOR SALE—Flat top office desk
and chair. 1588 Fairmount
Blvd. Phone 1621-W.
LOST—A pair of glasses between
Hendricks hall and A. T. O.
Phone 25
BROWNIE
BEAUTY SHOP
Ringlette Permanent Wave
$7.50
Be sure arid make your ap
pointments either by plione
or calling at the Mezzanine
floor of Carrol-Davis Phar
macy.
“Registered Operators’’
house. Finder call Allan Pal
mer, 703. Reward.
FOR SALE—One rug almost 32
feet square, $10.00. One double
deck bed with good mattresses,
$12.50. Spring cot and mat
tress and a few other small
pieces of furniture. Tel. 436-W.
FOR SALE—One rug, almost 12
feet square, $10.00. One double
deck bed with good mattresses,
$12.50. Spring cot and mat
tress and a few other small
pieces of furniture. Tel. 436-W.
TAYLOR U.-DRIVE SYSTEM
ATTENTION STUDENTS
Talk to us about our new low rates
Late Model Graham Paige
Call 2185 Coupes and Sedans 857 Pearl St.
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
OF EUGENE
Announces
A FREE LECTURE
on
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
Entitled
“Christian Science: The Union of
Reason and Revelation’’
. COLONIAL THEATRE
Friday, November 8, at 8 P. M.
By
Miss Lucia C. Coulson, C. S.
of London, England
A member of the Board of Lectureship of The Mother Church,
The First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston, Mass.
THE PUBLIC IS CORDIALLY INVITED
When You’re
Waiting for the Bus. . . .
Drop into tlie Lemon O Pharmacy to have a bite to eat, and
look at tlie magazines. It'll make the time go faster as well as
satisfy those college appetites. You’d better come in this after
noon . . . you may not like the stew or hash that you'll he hav
ing for dinner.
Lemon “O” Pharmacy
13th and Alder Phone 1522
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McMorran Washburne’s
gave the prize for the
name of this column.
Perky
Campus
Hats
Smirked the parrot, are all
the rage for the girls—espe
:ially these cold winter days;
and I have heard it said that
the cleverest ones in town
can be found at Letitia
Abrams Hat Shop next to
the First National Bank.
A dainty enameled compact
is very dear to most girls’
hearts- for not only may
she repair the make-up, but
she can show off her pretty
compact at the same time.
At Laraway's Jewelry Store
there are some very smart
ones, and moderately priced,
too.
That Magic
The
Sophisticated
Co-ed
knows that if she is going to
look her best it will be be
cause she goes to a beauty
parlor that knows how to
enhance her good looks, and
the parrot says that the L.
& R next to Kennel-Ellis
know all the tricks of the
trade.
Sez Sue
Shopping Column
Being the confessions of the varsity green and yellow
parrot who listened in on conversations here and there
on the campus and felt that he had heard too many
things for one small parrot to keep to himself—so he
told on some of the co-eds who had whispered finds that
they had discovered in the shops.
Hurry! Hurry!
A sale of dresses at McMor
ran. and Washburne’s—the
smartest in frocks for only
J15, and I am willing to
bet,” said the varsity parrot
with a coy look, “that the
girls that go to look at them
will be coming back with
something new for their
wardrobe.” The, sale is go
ing to last until Saturday,
so let's go!
After Study
Table Hours
Even the frailest of co-eds
get that gnawing feeling
that announces the pangs of
hunger, and with her sturdi
er sister she may wish for
just a bite to fill her up.
So the varsity parrot sug
gests that you call 1379, The
Green Parrot Coffee Shop,
next to the Colonial Theatre,
and have them deliver food.
Peasant Pottery Sets
Quaint yellow chocolate sets of French
ware—a twenty-three piece set with octa
gonal flattened plates. These and many
other charming gifts may be found at the
Alladin (Jift Shop a few steps west of Wil
lamette on 10th.
A Remembrance
That Will
Last
Even the Parrot is thinking'
of having his picture taken
to give to his relatives for
Christmas, and if an eaves,
dropper would fall it stands
to reason that the whispers
must have been pretty
strongly in favor of the Ro
mane's Studio's work. Qual
ity pictures taken at Ro
mane's over Fenney's.
Crisp Football
Days
Call for correspondingly
crisp chrysanthemums — it
was heard that quite a few
[ co-eds were going to develop
a mad at the "boy friend"
if he didn't come through
with a nice big yellow one
for Homecoming. So the
varsity parrot suggests that
yop put in an order for one
at the University Florist
right away.
Gladys Bentley won the
shopping column name
contest with the name of
‘Sez Sue.”
What Eve
Missed
was the thrill of the soft
touch of sheer hosiery. They
are making so many new
shades of hosiery and so
many new clever heel styles
that hose are taking on a
distinctive style of their
own. Buster Brown Shoe
Store is showing some of the
newest and smartest of hose.
A Cure
For Pin
Fears
If you have that quaking
feeling every now and then
that your fraternity or so
rority pin is liable to slip
off at any moment, why not
get a Greek letter guard
either with pearls or of plain
gold? The University Drug
Store carries a good line of
guards.
Foundation
Answers
V an Raalte underthings are
just the thing to wear under
that silhouette dress to give
the slim lines that are so
necessary to the modern
miss's style. The Co-ed
Dress Shop, STS Willamette,
has some very dainty and
pretty models in lingerie.