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** ❖* -Editorial Page °f the Oregon Daily Emerald *♦> +X* University of Oregon, Eugene Arthur L. Schoeni . Editor William H. Hammond .Business Manager Vinton Hall .Managing Editor Associate Editors Ron Hubbs Rex Tussing Ruth Newman Wilfred Brown. Secretary—Ann Hathaway Upper News Staff Mary Klemm ..Asst. Mng. Editor Harry Van Dine.Sports Editor Phyllis Van Kimmell. Society Myron Griffin .Literary Victor Kaufman.P. I. P. Editor Osborne Holland .. Feature Editor Ralph David....Chief Night Editor Clarence Craw.Makeup Editor Business Staff George Weber, Jr.Assoc. Mgr. Tony Peterson .Adv. Mgr. Addison Brockman .. .Foreign Adv. Mgr. Jean Patrick.Mgr. Copy Dept. Larry Jackson.Clr. Mgr. Harold Hester.Office Mgr. Betty Hagen... Women’s Spec. Adv. Ina Tremblay.Asst. Adv. Mgr. Louise Gurney.Exec. Sec. Day Editor This Issue. Night Editor This Issue Assistant Night Editors. Dorothy Thomas Carl Monroe Ted Montgomery John Rogers Jack Bellinger Louise Gurney The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the post office at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.50 a year. Advertis ing rates upon application. Phone Manager: Office, 1895; residence, 127. The Taking of Baths rT'IIE principal tiling 1 li.it is wrong with this world we live in, according to Ezra Peck, is that there isn’t time to stop and think any more. Our minds, our bodies, and even our souls are geared up to such a speed that when we sight a tum bling brook or a maple tree in autumn foliage we have an impression of pleasure, but we pass hurriedly on, and the sen sation does not last. For this reason, old Ezra will have nothing to do with motor ears, and when he travels it is behind a venerable gray mare, who frequently slops to graze along the wayside, allowing her master plenty of time for observation and meditation. While the opinions of the Douglas county sage may be un duly influenced by the lethargy of age, there is nevertheless an element of truth in his criticism. There isn't much time any more, for a person to let his body rest and his mind ramble. Things are moving too fast. One institution which has always been conducive to thought and which seems to be passing, is the bath tub. Doubtlessly in a few years it will be replaced altogether by the shower. There is something of the luxurious about a bath tub. Yon climb into warm, soapy cleanness and let your body go limp. A feeling of rest and leisure comes over you. Then it is that your mind begins to work, and you begin to philosophize rather elementarily, probably, on the ways of the world. You wonder if perhaps you haven’t been trying to go just a little bit too fast, and if you wouldn’t get a little more enjoyment if you slowed down a bit and observed a little more. This train of thought continues until the water gels cold. This is the way baths should lie taken not just a hurried shower for the mere material purpose of getting clean, but for Jthe more cultural one of preserving and developing thought. -- Time to Reflect nPlIE perennial announcement from the University of Wash ington that their football coach will be asked to resign serves as a reminder to Oregon students that Captain John McEwan was for two years barely ahead of the wolves who were continually snarling because of Oregon's lost games on the gridiron. Particularly pertinent is such reflection after the decisive win which the Emerald warriors marked over Idaho Saturday. Student favor is fickle. If Oregon should lose to Oregon State at Homecoming, the Emerald may again carry headlines as it did in December, 1927—“Disgruntled Alumni Want to l’yu McEwan,’' “Football War Council to be Held by Alumni of Oregon,” and a large cut titled “Under Alumni Scorn.” To be sure, only the alumni were cited, yet students were per haps more scornful. Captain McEwan and his system have proved themselves, but with the swing of the pendulum upward may Oregon stu dents remember those past years of lean scores, and appreciate more fully our future victories. Perhaps the best “campus crate” couldn’t make it to Port land for the contest. [ Thi Collegiate Pulse THOSE GOOD Oil) DAYS Mankind seems prone to bewail the fact that the time of oppor tunity is past. People speak with regret of the former times when there was much more to be dis covered. They say that there was much more opportunity for great ness in the days before electric lights, the telephone and automo biles; when airplanes flew only tn the minds of a few young fellows like Orville and Wilbur Wright, and when people called Marconi crazy for believing that messages could be sent for long distances without a visible conductor. People point to these times and say that there was so much more to be discovered ami invented then than there is now. For their benefit we can only point to the example of the em ployee of the Patent Office in Washington, I). C\, who resigned his position in the early fifties of the past century because he thought that everything possible had been patented and that he would soon lose his job anyway. Unfit-Id Review. California to Debate Team From Oxford Berkeley - Debuting teams rep resenting Oxford university, Eng land, and the University of Cali fornia will meet on November 13 for a discussion of this subject: Resolved, That the talking picture will strike a deadly blow at west ern culture. Announcing the ten tative arrangements for the de bate, University of California au thorities said it is probable it will be belli in the Oakland Municipal auditorium, and broadcast by radio from that place. A greater number of students were graduated from the public schools in North Carolina in 1928 than were enrolled in all public schools in the state twenty years ago. Enrollment for the session 1907-08 was 7.Ill students. The total number of graduates in 1928 was 12,012. LEMON HIBBA IIUBBA! PRIZE CON TEST NOW ON! THE SODA •IERKER WILL AWARD TO BEST CONTRIBUTOR, TWO TICKETS TO THE McDONALD THEATER GOOD FOR MEN AND WOMEN UP TO 800 POUNDS. As a consolation prize, we offer one date with the best looking usher. Take your pick, but don’t crowd. ♦ * * MEN WE ADMIRE The man who said Idaho threat ened to take the ’29 Northwest title. Today's Putrid Pun Give a sentence with the word “tableau.” I need a handkerchief tableau my nose. * * * Red—Why was Shakespeare like Louie XV? Hed—Spill it. Red—’Cause neither one wore silk underwear. LIFTY LEW He calls the girl friend “Birdie” because she’s always up in the air ’bout something. * * * DID YOU KNOW That at one time the university co-eds lifted their skirts when ascending the stairs so the boy friend wouldn't step on them? A guy would break his neck if he tried to step on a co-ed’s skirt nowadays without having them lifted. Demon Toddy Illiterary Section THE POET'S DREAM If you love me, act the part, Let your* eyes belie your heart, Passion cannot hide her flame, Modesty is but a game. Purge my lips with your warm breath, Kiss me, let us live ’till death, But, dear maiden, never say, “I don’t kiss all boys this way. — D. H. & Co. * * * Society note—“The Fljis were guests of the Hex theater over the week-end during the run of the “King of the Kongo.” The hoys felt quite at home in the jungle surroundings. DITTY Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Classes are an empty dream; For the guy is flunked who slum bers, If he by the prof is seen. Thanx—K. VV. * * * AIN'T IT A SHAME That a guy spends four years at school to earn a sheepskin and then the d n thing won’t even keep him warm? * • * ’Smatter, Hank? Oh, I just thought I heard that certain well known creak. DON’T FOKGKT THE MCDON ALD TICKETS! Anything and everything accepted but lie sure All because you didn't got through breakfast in time. We aim to please and aid you in making your 8 o'clocks. THE“O”LUNCH *' 1 ’ll Meet You at tin* 0” AGAIN! Vi - T & BOTH GOOD FOOD and GOOD SPEECHES WILL BE DIGESTE.Dai/Ao8ANOUET/<~^ AT THE VJ ? OREGON* U.C.L.A* GAME — SHOW 'EM SOME MEAL OREGON SPIRIT/, -AND STEP RIGHT ALONG W/TH - YE OLD "SERPEHr/NE -IF GRAND-DAD COMES. HE H//LL PROBABLY A SAL ABOUT- THE — CAMPUS WOOD-SHED,^ to give some name and address, anybody’s name will do except I’res. Hall’s. He’s a little bashful about such matters. THE SODA JERfcGR. A modern girl, my son, is like a rebuilt automobile. The same old chassis all worked over.- -Cajoler. CLASSIFIED ADS PART TIME stenographer want ed. Must be experienced and skillful. See Mr. Walker at 09 Broadway West, Tuesday, or telephone 137. FOR SALE One good saxophone. Phone 1352-J or call at 1-198 Villard. LOST Small black case contain ing glasses; lost Sunday night between Villard and 13th and Ililyard. Call 1770. LOST Shell-rimmed glasses in blue leather case, between Com merce and Twelfth. Name Kil borne inside case. Reward. Call 2788. Headline in paper: WOMAN FOUND SANE; MUST DIE. - Clack & Blue Jay. * * * ‘‘Why do you keep going to the doctor? He said it was no longer necessary.” “I’m reading a continued story in one of his waiting-room maga zines.” -College Humor. She: Did you tip over that canoe deliberately ? He: No, I did it as unexpectedly as possible. Pitt Panther. * * * Doctor: Your little boy has ab solutely no hearing in one ear. Willie: There, Maw, and you've been washing it every day for nothing. College Humor. Convenience Is Desirable i Add to convenience courte ous and prompt service, a well-selected stock chosen after years of experience in •catering to student needs, together with prices that are as low as possible, and you have the principal elements which have made the Co-op the popular shopping center for students. ! ^+[-rr*M!vr+:Mi!MMM-!-r:r-rrr!-}i'rrn!-v! Try at the Co-op First the UNIVERSITY “CO-OP” ■ ■ ■ ■ Friend: Whew! Just listen to that man swear. Producer: Isn’t he great? I'm going to sign him up to write a play for me.—College Humor. MATHEMATICS CLUB will meet Wednesday night, October 23, at 7:43 p. m. at the home of Professor DeCou, 929 Hilyard street. There will be a short, interest ing program and refreshments. “FIVE O’CLOCKS,” vesper serv ices at Y. W. C. A. bungalow this afternoon. Marcia Seeber, divi sion secretary from Tacoma, will be in attendance. PLEDGING ANNOUNCEMENT Chi Delta announces the pledg ing of Hazel Hilberg, of Eugene, to honorary membership, and the pledging of Ruth C. Clark, of Salem. W. A. A. COUNCIL meeting to night in the Gerlinger building. Physical education faculty mem bers are invited. All officers and heads of sports must be there. Very important. ALL AMPHIBIAN members meet tonight at 7:30 ready for practice in the pool. Election of new president is the business. DAD’S DAY committee will meet this evening at 7:30 in 110 Johnson. COMMITTEE MEMBERS for the Sophomore Informal announced' in today’s Emerald will meet to night at 7:30 at Villard hall. Y. M. C. A. CABINET meeting today at Y hut at 4:15. Order an Oregana. .... what a sock 2 A Hole In One ! ... or a Hole in Two? Nobody can say it takes two soc-ks to make a hole when we count your score . . . for we darn every hole and make those socks go a long ways further. Domestic Laundry | I ■ vVK “SEND IT TO NEWT’’ PHONE DELIVER 252 HIGH04TX Expression ! 4 T Expression is that out of-the-ordinary quality in clothes that makes lapels eloquent and hroad, trim shoulders a joy to look upon. HIIGf fl~ TE Tailors have achieved a unique ex pression in their dis tinguished styles for young gentlemen. HIGHG^TE T.4IX0&S UNIVERSITY CLOTHES Paul D. Green Store for Men In Our New Location 957 Willamette Street SHELDON LEAVES FOR CONFERENCE H. D. Sheldon, dean of the school of education, will leave this Friday for Eli, Nevada, to attend the Teachers’ Association District conference. He will deliver an address on the “Recent Develop ment in Curriculum Making,” and will be absent from the university the greater part of next week. While Mr. Sheldon is absent from his classes, Karl Onthank will conduct the class, and he will give a lecture on some recent ten dencies in university and college finance. Scientists Discover Undersea Mountains Honolulu, Hawaii.—(IP)—Seven scientists aboard the non-mag netic ship Carnegie, have reported the discovery of two new moun tains in the Pacific ocean. Al though the summits of the moun tains are far under water, they are said to rise 10,000 feet from the floor of the sea. Another ridge has been found by the sci entists, which is 6,000 feet high. Make It 2500. . Campus SHOE SHINING Parlor 10 Shines for $1.00 Tickets Good for 50 Days Boots Shined for “Ted Pleases Everybody” Across from Sigma Chi THEODORE RADIOS lob acco s at its best ♦. ♦ in a pipe MEN’S preference for a man’s smoke—the pipe -is plenty positive. But do you know why? We’ll tell you. First, pipe tobacco’s different— for instance, Edgeworth". Second, tobacco smolders as it should in a pipe. And third, these mean you get more satisfaction—greater relish of the good old savory burley, soothing fullness of rich smoke. There’s even a fourth reason: you like good company. The pipe-smok ing brotherhood is that. Tobacco’s at its best in a pipe. It gets a chance to be itself there—to loosen up as it comes to life, to ex pand and take in air and glow. Only the choicest leaves get that chance, moreover, for pipes tell the truth about tobacco. Choice leaves, choice blends, and mighty careful han dling. Edgeworth comes up through eleven distinct processes before we’re willing to pass it on to you. If_ you keep on missing all this, that’s your fault—for we’re waiting to send you your first pipefuls of Edgeworth. See the coupon? Fill it out, get a good pipe and the postman will bring you a neat little glad-to meet-you packet of good old Edge worth. Edgeworth it a careful blend of good tobaccos—aelected etpecially for pipe tmoking. Its quality and flavor never change. Buy it anywhere—“Ready Rubbed and “Plug Slice”— 15* pocket package to pound humidor tin. EDGEWORTH LARUS flt BRO. CO., Richmond, Va. I'll try your Edgeworth. And I'll try j it in a good pipe. _ I Town and State_I Now let the Edgeworth come! v j - J