University of Oregon, Eugene ABDEN X. PANOBOBN, Editor LAURENCE B. THIELEN, Manager EDITORIAL BOARD W. E. Hempstead Jr Assoc. Editor Leonard Hagstrom-Assoc. Editor Joe Pigney.Assoc. Editor Wilfred Brown.Assoc. Editor Eon Hobbs.Assoc. Editor Carl Gregory ..Mgr. Editor-in-chargc Harry Tonkon.—Chicf Nigbt Editor Carl Grep'*ry — Donald Johnston Btrenu Metises - UPPER NEWS STAFF -Asst. Managing Editor Joe Pigney inuagiuH - .Feature Editor Lavina Hicks —— ..Sports Editor ..Literary Editor Leonard Delano Jo Stoflel- . News and Editor Phone 666 Secretary _Society Editor _P. L P. Editor EDITORIAL STAFF DAY EDITORS: Vinton Hall, Lawrence Mitchelmore, Serene Madsen, Cart Gregory, Mary Frances DiJday; Mary Klemm and Harry Tonkon,, assistants. NIGHT EDITORS: Fred Bechill, Thornton Shaw, Charles Barr, Merlin Blaia, Mas ASSt’niGHT EDITORS: Evelyn Hartman. Beatrice Bennett, Jo Barry, Gracemary niekmanDulcie Lytsell, Jessie Foley, Gladys Mack. Martiel Duke. 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BusinflM Office Phona 1896 AnvifRTlsiNR SALESMEN: Addison Brockman, Lucile Catlin, Margaret Harris. Krt CtoppJrtoS .John Painton, Elaine Henderson. Bob Holmes. l..a Tremblay. OFFICE* ASSISTANTS f Constance McKenzie, Louise Gurney, Florence Estelle Mavs, Helen Sullivan, Dorothy Bell. Kathryn Pengo, Julianna Benton. Harry Hanson, Fred Reid, Harold Allen, Lloyd Henagin. The Oregon Dally Emerald, offielal publication of the Asaociated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the eoUeee vear. Member of the Pacific Inter-colleglate Press. Entered in the post office at Eugene, Oregon, ns second class matter. Subscription rates, $2.60 a year. Adver ting rates upon application. Residence phone, manager, 2799. Jo btofiel. secretary. Dan Editor ThU Una— Ruth Newman Night Editor This !»«lie - Merlin Blais Aett. Night Editor — Gladys Mack Working Margin Rather High 'T'JIK chairman of the finance committee of llie Junior Weck-ena directorate argued in a communication in this morn ing’s Emerald that the $-»()() profit realized by the class on the campus luncheon is .justi fied because of careful budget ing on the part of the chairman of the luncheon, and that the chairman of the event should have a reasonable working margin in preparation for the luncheon. It is true that the chairman of the campus luncheon is to he congratulated on providing so good a feed for ifs750. It is true that she should have a reasonable working margin while planning for the lun cheon, but that she should need a margin of $.'>()() is beyond the limits of probability. The correspondent points out that tlu> profit realized on the luncheon a year ago was only $20. Why was this*’ As the luncheon of a I year ago was not noticeably • better than the one this year, and as apparently the number of people attending was ap proximately the same, the small profit a year ago must have been due to poor budgeting on the part of the committee in charge. If $500 can be saved by careful budgeting one year, there is no reason why it can not be done again. The students of the univer sity are taxed fifty cents each for the express purpose of pay ing for the campus luncheon. If an excellent luncheon can be provided for little more than half that, there is no reason why the students should con tribute the additional sum to the treasury of tin1 junior class. If the tax is retained next year for the purpose of giving the chairman of the campus luncheon a sufficient working margin, it is only fair that the profits realized on the luncheon be turned into the treasury of the associated students. For it is the members of the A. S. IJ. ()., not the junior class, who pay for the function. 1 -CAMPUS'. A SCRUM a Tn tile I'M it in': In answer to your editorial in Wednesday’s |m|ii'r regarding the redaction of foes for tlio culupus luncheon, 1 believe tlmt this would ho ii very unwise move, It is true that a large profit was rouli/od hut this is unusual as iu the past almost the entire amount has heeu used for the luncheon. The prefit last year amounted to only $-0 while over $900 was spent for the home coming luncheon this fall. J believe that the food served this spring was of the best quality and the menu excellent and the profits a result of the highly efficient management of Kldress Judd rather than any reduction in either the quality or quantity ■ f the food, The original estimate was $9,ill hut through careful purchasing and re selling the surplus at the close of the meal, Miss Judd "ns able to cut down tlie expenses a great deal. Sev eral items that had been charged on the luncheon bill in the past which would otherwise reduce the income were placed on the campus day ex pendit arcs. A surplus must be allowed so that the chairman of the event can have a good working margin and will not In' hampered by keeping within a stated amount of money and if the fees are cut this person will be placed in a difficult position and the probable result will lie a re duetiou iu the quality of the local. A check on the lines was made aud it is certain that very few out sitters were fed or that students re turned a second time. The lunch eon is the only campus affair where a complete atun sphere of sociability and friendliness can be found and if the participants are required to bring their student body cards it will lose a great deal of the sociable spirit Hint now prevails. WALTliH NOBItl.AH, Finances, Junior Week-end. Instructor VS ill I.rate At the cud of lids teun, ihiima Waterman, lusttucftor iu physical ('duration, will leave the university to spend the next year studying and teaching in New York city. The vacancy will he tilled by Jeannette Woodruff, a graduate tif Kellogg college, who holds an M. A. from Teachers’ college, Columbia ^university. Jewett Speaking Contest Won by Lou Ann Chase (Continued from l'aye One) ner, took $n for her answer to the (|Uesti(.n, "Is the Discarding of I'll necessary ('onv'eat ions a Sign of hack of CtiltureJ” Others who leached the finals of the women's division were Harriett Kibbee, who negated the domorutiz ing influence of i uiiimerciulism on periodical literature, and Alice Win 'gat ', sptukiug on the influence of lack of leisure on American cul t ure. The Jewett extomporn neons speak ing contests are given each year for both men and women, tin- purpose being to s'iinuiate interest in public spe iking, and the prizes being do j natol by the estate of the Into W.i K. Jewett. K. B. Sloan won the men's division first place from a field of eighty competitors last Thursday. in both divisions thoj stu louts study a general topic, then an hour before the finals, each con tt*stnilt draws a specific sull(yoe.t under that topic and his or her order of delivery. A. Holmes Baldridge, instructor in Knglisn, was faculty man in charge. Heine Nelson served as chairman. Judges were Mrs. Kdua l.an lies, t'.iiuliuo Keeler, and ti. ('. Howard, faculty; and John Holmes and Harry Shea, Kugone business men. Oregon Given Winning Odds In Aggie Meet (Coni inucii from Pa;/e One) Hill will be the new Oregon lineup, for this event. Tynll bwiy, Bill Creiulergast, and Bert Tiitt'nli should have every-1 thing just about, their own way in Hie sprints, since they have already 1 shown superiority over tile Aggie • sprinters. i CAMUS evuniM.' _____ <1^-__/» < New Advisory board meets with the Y cabinet at 7:ld at Westminster house. Intramural baseball—Phi Kappa vs. Theta Chi; Phi Delta 'ineta vs. A. T. O. Pi Lambda Thsta social meeting Tuesday afternoon from 4 to t> May 2k at the Zeta Tau Alpha sorority. Installation of officers. Friday night social swim will not b ■ held this week because of the conflict, with classes for “Every body Swim Week,” according to Ernestine Troemel, who has charge of the week. Pi Delta Phi will have its initia tion today at 4 o’clock at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house. Eugene girls will meet in 111 John son hall for a short meeting at 4:.'10 Monday. Election of offi cers. All turn out. STUDE’S PROGRESS... A Satire : By Wilfred Brown BOOK Vil (How Student is summoned before Duke Registrar to give an account of his progress while a pilgrim in the Happy Land of Collegia. How be cause of unsatisfactory answers to the question of the duke, student is exiled from the Land of Collegia. Of the feeling of peace, relief and happiness which came upon him in his ex ile.) Anon as Student journeyed along i the pathway through the Happy ' Land of Collegia he came to a great wall which extended laterally across the landscape, blocking his way. At the end of the pathway, there was an arch, which was closed by a steel wicket gate. Before the wick et gate there stood in line a great multitude of pilgrims, and at the fore end of the line there wore di vers knights, vassals of the Duke Registrar, wsho examined in turn each of the pilgrims before allowing him to pass through the gateway. After a few hours of standing upon his feet, it came Student’s turn to be examined by the knight at the head of the line. KNIGHT: What hast thou seen along the wayside? Discuss fully, being brief and explicit. STUDENT: To be explicit, my lord, 1 have seen weary pilgrims wandering aimlessly through the Labyrinth of Registration and at length relieved of their scrip before! being suffered to-fare forth into this land, while other pilgrims who are called Athletes are suffered to enter without passing through the Labyrinth, without paying their scrip, and without being railed upon lo present their eredentials. 1 have seen— At this moment Halfback present ed himself at the gate and was let through without question tty the knight. KNKiHT: Continue, 1 beseech I thee. What else hast thcu seen? „ STUDENT: 1 have seen the new ly-arrived pilgrims in the land, save tlmt class which is called Athlete, grieviouslv punished and beaten with staves under the name of tra dition. 1 have seen innocent young pilgrims inveigled into entering in to entering the (ireeian delis of the land, where they were mistreated by tlu> inhabitants thereof, and were infected with a loathsome dis ease which is called Slothfulucss. 1 have seen the Athletes and their pil grim supporters of this laud vie in mortal combat with those of the neighle ring land of Agriculn ox er nothing. I have seen utterly fickle female pilgrims who did naught but prey upon their fellow companions of the road. I have seen the land torn with civil dissension between two utterly dishonorable und per fidious political factions. 1 have tjeeii ■ —-. KNIGHT: Enough of this kind ■ if talk. Thou slialt come before; the Duke. So for the second time since en tering the country, Student was led' into the presence of the mighty Duke Registrar, one of the greatest j dignitaries of the nobility of the ! land. The Knight and Student bowed themselves low, and the Knight sayeth unto the Duke: (To be continued) Doan Rebec Plans to Go On Long Canoe Journey (CoiWnued from Page One) liver, across Lake Athabasca, down | Slave viver, across Brent Slave lake to the McKenzie of the north and j down tile tatter to its delta at the edge of the Arctic ocean. At the head of the Mi Kea/.ie river delta is a portage of SO miles over te one of the head streams of the l’orcu- j |iine river in Alaska. Because of the heaviness of this portage, Burg's plan is to leave the large canoe at Fort McPherson, the starting point of the portage, to lighten all freight as much as possible, and then fori the two men in a couple of small skill kavacks to float dO miles down the Porcupine to its junction with the Yukon. At this point they ex pect to get a Yukon steamer which will carm them up the whole Yu kon to the head of navigation uud the beginning of rail. Front hen Dean Rebec states. the journey will be pretty much the ordinary Alaskan trip; by rail to Bkagway and by steamer to Seattle. The trip is planned in such a way ! that unless there should be unex- 1 pected serious delays or mishaps it can- be accomplished in time for Dean Kebec and Burg to be back in Oregon in ample time for the opening of college. Ames Burg, as in his last year’s j trip down the Yukon will take many I pictures, some of these moving pic tures and others just ordinary pho • tographs. Both kinds represent a serious business and professional in I tercst for Mr. I}urg. lie has ar ; ranged with moving picture people j in Los Angeles whereby they ex pect to use his films, whereas his ordinary photographs are employed in a variety of ways; for example, he has just completed an illustrated article for the National Geographic Magazine reproducing numerous scenes along the length of the Yu j kon and sundry points away from | the river. He is an expert canoeist and traveler in remote places and a photographer with an eye to in teresting and beautiful scenery. His i long journeys represent in part the wanderlust of a man who has been a sailor and adventurer most of his j life but partly also the work of a ! serious and able observer and re j corder both by picture and the writ ten wertl. Mr. Burg, who is at pres ent in Portland preparing for the trip, was for two years a student at Oregcn, taking special work in jour nalism and was interested in many activities on the campus. THEATERS By OSBORNE HOLLAND When Michael Allen wrote “The Green Hat,” lu> had no idea it would be produced on the screen and called “A Woman of Affairs.” llut the scenario writers couldn’t pass up the opportunity to spoil a perfectly good nc vel so they coaxed the producers to inveigle Gr*ta Gar bo and John Gilbert into taking the leads and went ahead with their plans, in more ways than one, “A Woman of Affairs” is about the best first run picture the Co lonial has ever shown. Of course, the director didn’t intend for the audience to- even smile but a few of the choice scenes are so absurdly tragic that one can hardly restrain his laughter. The picture owes most of its charm to the comic relief furnished by mistakes in directing and dra matic technique. The fact that Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., needs a haircut is particularly amusing since he has never appeared with shorn locks since his juvenile leads. Old reliable Lcwey Htone furnishes the much needed touch of character por trayal and Dorothy Sebastian plays a regular game with Miss Garbo trying to throw Gilbert into her rival’s arms. Greta seems to have fallen down as a vampire and lacks the old fire in her burning kisses, but of course that might be the di rector’s fault. Let’s hope so. Now there isn’t anything particu larly great about "A Woman of Af fairs,” but the picture is highly amusing, and amusement is the first aim of any motion picture. Gilbert is wi nderfully well cast and out shines his entire supporting cast. Most of the minor stars overplay their parts and almost bring tears to the sympathetic audience with their terrible emotional struggles and gruesome antics. If one does n’t look too closely and can appre ciate accidental comedy, he will probably enjoy “A Woman of Af fairs” more than the best of out right comedy or melo-comic drama. MeDONALD -GoUeon Moore and Antonio Moreno in •'Synthetic Sin." An hilarious comedy. Also selected Local Smoker Learns Bitter Lesson Abroad Now York, March 13, 1938 Lams & Bro. Co., Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: 1 have used Edgeworth Smoking Tobacco for t he past t wenty-five years. Two years ago 1 took my trusty hriar along on a trip abroad, intending to revel in the delights of the famous mixtures in London. 1 confess that I did not carry along with me any of the little blue tins of Edgeworth. But the joke was on me. I went back to Edge worth, only this time I had to pay 45c for a 15c tin of Edgeworth! Incidentally, on a trip through England and later through Ireland, 1 w as surprised to find t he wide distribu tion and ready sale of Edgeworth in Great Britain. A frequent and famil iar sign in Dublin, Cork and other cities in Ireland was a white streamer announcing a new shipment of Edge worth. To make such a conquest in the home of smoking tobacco must be very gratifying to your house. Sincerely, J. B. Kelly Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco vaudeville acts and short subjects. COLONIAL—John Gilbert and Greta Garbo in “A Woman of Af fairs.” A first run feature. Also, Htan Laurel and Oliver Hardy in “Should Married Men Go Hornet” HEILIG—The. Taylor players pre sent “Ten Nights in a Bar Boom.” BEX—“Driftwood,” starring Don Alvarado. Also first run comedy and news reel. Special Emerald Will Be Ready Tomorrow (Continued from Page One) ition will carry a separate title. The sections will be activities, faculty, 1 women’s, senior, sports, and gen eral news. The faculty section is made up almost entirely of signed articles written lf Minnesota at Minneapolis during the summer months. The cereal that s so crisp you can hear it! Here’s a breakfast treat to match the crispest spring day that ever brightened the campus. Just try the new Kellogg cereal—Rice Krispies. Bubbles of toasted rice. Rich with flavor. And so crisp they actually crackle in milk or cream. RICE KRISPIES The most popular ready-to-eat cereals served in the dining rooms of A merican colleges, eating clubs and fraternities are made by Kellogg in Battle Creek. They include all-bran, Kellogg's Corn Flakes, Pep Bran Flakes, Krumbles and Kelloggs Shred ded IF hole W heat Biscuit. Also Kaffee Hag Coffee —the coffee that lets you sleep. Tolstoy’s servant The servant went to market to buy pears, of which his master was inordinately fond. “Good fruit,” said the master, “or a beating for you!” There were delicious pears in the market, and the ser vant selected a dozen of the finest in appearance. But here entered a doubt: Were they equally good in flavor? Would they satisfy the palate as well as the eye? The more he considered the matter the more anxious he became. That beating if the fruit were not satisfactory! Desperately he bit into one. It was good. But the others? Recklessly he bit into a second. It also was good. But how could he be sure the merchant was not cheating on those that remained? In a frenzy he snatched a bite from all in turn; and then in triumph brought the fruit to his master . . . ^We do things better in America. The only knowledge you need for successful shopping is of the names of brands which you have seen consistently in advertisements. The advertiser’s trade-mark is assurance of quality. You do not need to take a cafi opener with you to market. Read advertisements and know what is good