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Circulation Mgr. Margaret I'oorinan.iMKr. vuw:nni* Business Office Phone 1896 ADVERTISING SAI\ the movie heads to play the role of a dashing hero. Then the Vodvil directors, casting about for campus talent, fas tened their eyes upon the .Harrymore profile of .Mr. El liott, went into a huddle anil emerged with the following de cision; “He s the oulv man for as.” It was not Mr. Elliott's pur pose to cause a row between the two organizations, for evi deut]v\ he was puk tly villinj to bow to the plaudits ot' the crowd over the footlights as well as to flash his teeth from the silver screen. However, others objected; time enough for Mr. Elliott to appear “him self in person” after acquiring fame—like Doug Fairbanks or Duster Keaton. The matter was finally straightened out when Mr. Elliott decided to grace the screen and to give up his other aspirations. That’s where the comedy comes in. The head of the Vodvil took the decision ser iously. To him the loss of Mr. Elliott was not only a great blow, but caused in addition great damage to the Vodvil asi a whole, it was largely the Emerald’s fault for publishing j the information (Column 1, page 1, Friday) and certainly J the rest of the cast will work! under I lie st igma, of not having j the best that Oregon affords in. its production. That’s real comedy. And like most comedy is has a touch of 1 lie sad. 'flic Vodvil chairman be lieves that when a new lead for his production is chosen, said lead will consider himself sec ond choice. That’s what is pathetic — that anyone can think that there is only one Mr. Elliott on the campus. Is no one rise's nose so straight or eyes so flashing? We ven ture to suggest that if the Jun ior Vodvil should double the present si/.e of its already ex travagant production il would perhaps touch not half the tal ent on the campus. Ram or Shine For Easter Hats? \ IL limes are in stun* for Kastcr bonnets and dresses on (lie co-eds, iL' the weather ot‘ the past week or so is any criteria. Sunday morning when all womankind loves to blossom out in the newest and flowcriest of spring creations, is likely to be ushered in by showers according to weather I'oreasts. Several church clubs on the campus plan special programs in commemoration of Christ’s resurrection and doubtless a large number of students will attend services in Eugene churches. The observance of the Len ten season which ends Sun day after a forty-day period of fast has its roots running back into the life of humanity for many hundred years. To day millions of people all over the world are united in its ob servance. Although college students have been branded “irrelig ious" at times in the recent past by strict moralists tomor row s services over the I'nited States w ill see a good represen tation of the youth of today as sisting in the commemoration of Christ's resurrection from the dead after crucifixion. Joint Concert Will Be Given at Igloo Soon (Continued from 1‘uge One) •stnrr, Sil!:i times, Itutw (ledge. first* nlte Katheiiiie Itlctnl, \g nes IVt/.olil, Helen Peters, Marjorie M'turh, titual'eth Strain. Mildred | Oil's.>u, Lnuiubell \\ joJv ortii. Mathilda Tuercfc, Betty Higgins, Virginia Vaugliu, Anne Maler, Nanny Thielsen, Ooraldine Gardi nei*. Second alto—Louise Storla, Jo Ralston, Stella Fishburne, Ruth Helms, Bess Andrews, Florence Me Monagle, Velma Garoutto, Iiae Stevens, Margaret Slusher, Mildred Clark, Lucile Lyon, Rose Simmons, Alice Gorman, Katherine l’erigo, Juanita Wilkinson. Orchestra Personnel The orchestra includes: First violins—Edward Bust, Ken neth Brown, Carolyn Cooper, Beulah Wynd, Bertha Aim, Juanita Oskins, Roy Ford, Josephine Howard, Helen Althaus, Esther Wicks. Second violins—Mabel Hollander, Roma Gross, Estelle Johnson, Anne Dolph, Thelma Lund, Douglas Orme, Ella Garrick, Martha Moore. Violas--Clarence Veal, Martha Patterson, Gifford Nash. Cellos—Miriam Little, Roberta Spicer, Miriam Stafford, William Boot h. Flutes—Maxine Moore, Robert Otto. Oboe—Vernon Wisearson. Clarinets—Marcus Woods, Kenton ilamuker. Trombones—Eliot Wright, Dorr Hoffman, Roy Hardman. Horns — Toby Burris, Charles Woodin. Basses—Ruth van Schoonhoven, Corinne Combs. Tympani—Martin Geary. Drums—Kenitcth Proctor. Harp—Doris Helen Patterson. STUDE’S PROGRESS... A Satire : By Wilfred Brown BOOK II. (Of the curious traditions of the Btappy Land of Collegia. Of the Sacred Ceremony in . which Student participates, and of the gladiatorial combats which follow. How Student is punished for violation of tra dition). And in my dream 1 saw Student progress slowly down (lie pathway through the green meadows of the Happy Land of Collegia in the di rection of the Golden City of Edu cation, whose spires showed up faintly, far away in the distance. Around (lie turn of the road he came unto a stone bench beneath a pleasant tree, and, being weary, he sat himself down to rest. And as soon as ho did sit himself down upon tiie bench there came running unto him oae Knight, clad in soiled breeches and a wrathful eountcu i a nee. KNIGHT: Avaunt, Frosh! (For such is tin1 term used to designate newly-arrived pilgrims in the Laud of Collegia). Avaunt.- And so say ing Ire smote Student with a great stave which he carried. STUDENT: How now, good sir? 1 am hut a pilgrim newlv-arrived in the Happy Land of Collegia, and I fain would sit me down and rest mo from the weariness of the road. KNIGHT: Avaunt! Get hence! Da rest thou desecrate the sacred throne whereon none may sit save those who have long been pilgrims here, and are called Seniors. Avaunt, I say, avaunt! And he struck Student once again with great force. STUDENT': But, good sir, 1 fail to see what harm it may he for me to sit myself upon the bench when nobody else wisheth to sit thereon. It would be a great boon to travel ers. like unto me. KNIGHT: Argue not, Frosh. The law was writ by the first pilgrim who ever entered into the Happy Land of Collegia, and hath been since enforced, from generation to generation. It is not for such as thee to question, so avaunt! Whereupon Student rose wearily to his feet and once again betook himself along the dusty road, pull ing his hat low over his face to shield his eyes from the blinding rays of the sun. (To be continued) WHAT.. . They Say Unit debutant sloucli. ■U Take no pride in an nkloi' manic facade. Tin1 schoolboy’s pouter pigeon pose is also all wrong, balance is the tiling if yon would he most efficient . . . .Men and wom en cannot add a year to their lives liv exercise, but they can add to their efficiency by correct posture.” Norman \V. I'radd, physical educat or, in the Brooklyn Ragle. * * * <