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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (March 29, 1929)
University of Oregon, Eugene ABDEN X. PANGBOBN, Editor LAURENCE B. THEELEW, Manager * EDITORIAL BOARD W. E. Hempstead Jr Assoc. Editor Leonard Hagstrom. Assoc. Editor Joe Pigney.Assoc. Editor Wilfred Brown.Assoc. Editor Arthur Schoeni—Managing Editor UPPER NEWS STAFF Uarl u it gory ......Amt. Managing Donald Johnston ...Feature Serena Madsen-—.Literary jsaitor Editor Editor Joe Kigaer_Sport* Miter Lavlna Hicks _____Sotnaty Editor Leonard Delano ..,P. I, F. Editor VIBicm-c VIOfT OUIWI Jo Stoficl.—.—_.-Secretary Nawe and Editor Fhona 65B EDITORIAL STAFF DAY EDITORS: Vinton Hall, Lawrence Mltchelznore, Serena Itadeen, Carl Gregory, Mnry I'ranees Dilday: Mary KIcmm and Harry Tonkon, assistants. NIGHT EDITORS: R>x ’fussing, cnief; Fred BecMll, Victor Kaufman, Charlea Barr. Thornton Shaw, Mildred bobbins. ASST. NIGHT EDITORS: Max Carman, John Dodds, Evelyn Hartman, Beatrice Bennett, Jean Carman, Jo Barry, Ralph Yergcn, Dave Totton, Gracemery Rickman, Eleanor Jane Bollantyne. GENERAL ASSIGNMENT REPORTERS: Wilfred Brown, Carol Hurlburt, Bess Duke, Eliac Schroeder. , SPORTS STAFF: Delbert Addison, Ales Tamkln, Joe Brown, Fred Schulte, Harry Van Dine, Warren Tinker, Harold Eraundorf, Jim Yergin. REPORTERS: Mary Klemm, Myron Griffin, Marybelen Koupai, Clota McKennoo, Margaret Reid, Aiiec Gorman, T. Neil Taylor, Willis Duniway, Dorothy Thomas, Phyllis VanKimmel, David Wilson, Ailoen Barker, Eliac Schroeder. Osborne Holland, Merlin Blais, Mack Hall, Helen Cherry, Barney Miller, BoM Guild, Mary Ellen Mason, Lenoro Ely, Ruth Campbell, Alycc Cook, Bornico Hamilton, Dorothy Kirk, Elisabeth Painton, Jean Garman, Kathcryn Feldman. BUSINESS STAFF William H. Hammond....Associate Manager George Weber Jr..Foreign Adv. Manager Dorothy Ann Warniclc.—Asst. Foreign Mgr. Phil Hammond....Service Dept. Both Creager..._—-Secretary-Cashier Charles -Advertising Mao agar Manager Richard Morn.--Aait. Adv. Harold Keater.-Aaat Adv. Manager Ted Hewitt-...Circulation Mena Larry Jackson.Aaat. Circulation mS? margarei rwrmtn.mar. wneeajng uipt. Business Office Phone 189b ADVERTISING SALESMEN: Addison Brockman, Lucille Catlin, Emmajane Rorar Bernard Clapperton, William Cruikshank, Elaine Henderson, Bob Hoitnee, Ina Tremblay. Hetty Hagen, Mbrirarct Underwood, Osborne Holland. OFFICE ASSISTANTS: Harry Hanson, Dorothy Jones, Clcota Cook, Kathryn Psrigo, Julienne Benton, Guy Stoddard, Louise Gurney, Jane Gilbert, Fred Reid. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University, of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday, during the college year. Member of the Pacific Intcr-coHegiate Press. Entered in the post office at Eugene, Oregon, as second class matter. Subscription rates, |2.60 a year. Adver tising rates upon application. Residence phone, manager, 2799. Jo Stofiel, secretary. Day Editor ThU fssus— Carl Gregory NiglU Editor■ 'J'liio Ixhhc -Thornton Shaw /leaf. Night Editor Thia Isnma—Eleanor Jane Ballanlyue Increase University Radio Programs H \ P'H'i'iK.i.icI Jfl 11!AV r(ou« ttuiOH jo 4ljjoii "*■ *rlu }(ooi oq uaq; to frieuds of radio laud this even in" at 8 o’clock over radio KOBE by the Oregon state golf champion and captain of tlic Webfoot team. For several weeks a program has been pre sented under the name of the university by the Oregon Pro fessional Sport Writers’ asso ciation. The Emerald lias long advocated a more extensive use of the local station, but it is felt that as yet enough atten tion is not paid to the possi bilities of such broadcasting by tiie administrative officials. Commendable as are these weekly sport chats and musi cal numbers from time to time ■—the university is not making the best use of its opportunities to serve the public and indi rectly promote its own prestige through, the medium of the ether. Managers of KOBE have volunteered to give the univer sity as a whole, not, merely one phase of its activities as repre sented by the athletic programs —a reasonable length of time on the air each week—and no charge is expected. In other words, free of cost, the univer sity has a chance which it has consistently avoided taking adeepmte advantage of, in serv ing the people of Oregon regu lar offerings of stimulating lectures by professors in social and physical science, musical, dramatic, and forensic num bers. With a wealth of talent available on the campus there is hardly a doubt Imt that radio listeinu's could be profitably en tertained and instructed if the university would cooperate with the radio station. Almost every great educational insti tution in the country has al ready incorporated such an ac tivity into its regular program id service to the people of the L’omuiunif y. 1 In* Lmerald fsii^ivsts that an* time is to he lost in central izing the responsibility for ar ranging such programs in the hands of one agency. With the cooperation of the imports Writ ers’ association, the athletic coaches, the school of music, flic drama depart moot, am! I he administrative officials (lie university's share in the radio programs over radio KPKK can he made what it ought to he. Oregon Loses an Able Employe Wl I II tlif resignaI ion I ni'sitay ut Mi s. Ihlna I’rt" ,-utl F)a\ is? director uJ tljr halls ol residence, llit‘ turn ersily lutst mu* of ils ablest ami most capable workers For the betterment, of student liv Jiijr eomlitions in the dormi tories. Mrs. Davis lias been in eliarjre of this work for the past eleven years, starting when there was but one dormitory, i'liendly ball. Smee then the br,,‘ls halls, Susan Campbell and Hendricks ball. ba\e been erected, and this year the new men’s dorm was put in use. She has had charge of.mak ing out the menus for thous ands of college students and lias always maintained a high standard of food quality in well-balanced meals. Each fall and spring term, when campus luncheons were in order, Mrs. Davis helped the students plan the multifarious details. Banquet menus for stu dent conferences have also been arranged by her and have many times drawn favorable com ment from the visitors. As director of halls, her work in maintaining them in the best of condition has been uo-1 ticcable. Those whom she served have heard with some regret the announcement that she will not be on the campus after the present term. Suitcase Defies Collegiate Hercules; Husky Lad Wins (Contained from Pago One) .itroiiy ns tJio Dougins firs which grow on the main st roots, offered to take up llio wager, and the dis luucu was art at seven blocks, it lodag agreed that it would lie in human to expert Hercules himself to carry that *10,001) iit jewelry eight blocks. II,v the time he started his mara thon a number of small boys and several of the neighborhood dogs had joined the procession. House wives watched from windows and porches, and .sorority women looked on with an uncomprehending air. One dear old Indy called the house >'y 1'1‘ono. and iiujuirod, “What iu the world are those boys carrying in those suitcases'? It makes’ me just dreadfully nervous.” On the fifth block this sturdy la.l's shoulders and knees began to "oblde a bit and the flesh of his hands turned blood red. Ouco ho stumbled and almost fell, but, the brothers called encouragement and he kept on. Within a half block of the goal, one of the eases began to slip through his perspiring fingers, lie broke into a. dead run and crossed tlm lino just as the tired hand gave out and the ease slipped to the sidewalk. Candidates for Track Team Wanted; All Sizes, Shapes (Continued from Fane One) and above t ho average height, try the pole-xault. s,lou|d you fail iu all of tiro above eveuts, and possess a little of the ability for each of them, try the broad lump. A shot palter or discus thrower should he fairly tall, uetive, have a tair amount of strength, and should be satisfied in making progress slowlv until he has mustered the technique or form. It you are of fair si/.e, speedy, have a snapp.v arm and strong back, try the javelin. The main requisite of a track man is ability to stick to it. It is a game in which many are called and tew- are chosen. Ucmember all champions .come from.ii class that lane been beaten,’ and ean'stiH talus a beating. 0 PLKDOTNO ANNOUNCEMENT Alj»ha (laniitui Delta annoum os ! tin. pledging ,.f Margaret Whiting, Portland. ** t Alplut (.‘annua Itoita auuoumos tin. pledging of .Margaret Whiting, of Portland. Ail'lln 1-i|-sifoii aiiunuiKT.s : l,K’ of WaWcu iiovlo, of! i’ortlaadL A DUCK SQjU#' OREGON 18 SOON TO HAVE TELEGRAPHIC GOLF MUSTS, ACCORDING TO THE EMERALD. We already have telegraphic swimming and rifle meets. We’U bet Jack Beneflel has something to do with all this. It’s cheaper to send a telegram than it Is to send a team. Wonder how long it will be before wc start playing our football games by telegraph. ACCOUNT OF TELEGRAPHIC FOOTBALL GAME The Oregon rooters hold their breath while Johnny Kltzmiller sits down and writes the telegram which will kick-off for Oregon. The Har vard safety, receiving the ball, fumbles the pencil while writing the telegram to return the ball. ..An Oregon telegram rushes in and it is Oregon’s ball, first down and ten words to go. SPRING At the slightest Sign of spring, I become A crazy thing; First I climb The highest mountain, Then fish for trout In the senior fountain, And keep: the house mother 111 at ease By wearing swimming suits To teas. THERE WERE ONLY 1'ORTY WHO FLUNKED OUT LAST TERM. Half of those are Raid to have failed to turn in their torn papers on time. This was undoubtedly duo to the shortage of carbon paper at the Co op near the end of the term. TODAY'S QUESTION Do you believe that the univer sity should erect a viaduct to ex pedite travel past Iho Business Ad Curb ? (Aim): Personally, I’d just as soon take (he bull by the horns and fight my way through. —Sophomore Sam. TODAY FROM SCOTLAND — There is a classified ad running In a Scotch newspaper seeking a sec-1 retary with a good memory so as to save the expense of carbon copies. * •* THIS IS ENOUGH DUCK SOUP FOR TODAY. THE COOK STUDE’S PROGRESS... A' Satire : By Wilfred Brown BOOK I (Continued) (So in my dream 1 saw Student and Senior journey on until they eamo unto the rustle of the Duke Registrar, situated iu the very midst of the Labyrinth. A knight at the door, a vassal of the Duke, examined Student’s great book, and then admitted him, saying: To the Dean of Men. The Dean of Men is one of the higher earls of the nobility of the Happy Land of Collegia. He grunt ed and did make his mark in Stu dent's great book, saying: To the Duke. And in my dream I saw Student tremble as he entered into the pres ence of the Duke Registrar, one of •he greatest lords of the laud. He bowed himself to the ground before the duke, who was seated on his dais. STL’DLXT: Your grace, I am a weary pilgrim, enroule from (he far- j awav Village of Ignorance to the ^ (iotdeii City of education, nud I • a in would go forth out of the Laby rinth of Registration, wherein 1 have wanderer! all day. DU K 1:1: Tli;v book and thy scrip. And I saw the Duke empty into his coffer all but a very small por tion of the sea-ip which Student had brought witli him. SlCDLAf: Rut your grace, how may 1 contiuuo on my journey with so small a quantity of the scrip which l hare brought with me from the t a raw, iv Village of ignorance? DUKB: Argue not. It, is ueees-j sar\ that all pilgrims w-ho journos ! hither pay unto me toll before they enter into the Land of Collegia. I Besides, dost thou not receive cer tain benefits in return for that: which thou payest? So much gpeth i to the Physics, that thou may bo liealed when thou beeomost sick. ^ * ' I*K\T: Hut ynur «*raoi'-. J 1*1 Kh: Argue net, I eouimand I thee. So mu, I, of that. which thou j payout goeth In the support of tin* I Athletes ot the lam), so much to those who do manipulate the sound , ***J5 brass and the tiukling s„' mind, so’ mm h —1 * * '*• * STUDENT: But yuur «r.u r - t*l K K: Argue not. Have doue "ith thy uonseuse and get heuee. So in my dream 1 saw Student, in the company of Senior, go forth ‘Ion- a pathway whii h led them I straight out of the Labyrinth of j Registration and through a wicket' gate into tho Happy Land of Cot twS'“ "‘H' ‘ts green forests and pleasant vaRe.'s. And as they entered into the Laud ot Collegia they saw a group of other pilgrims eater tat a the Urni 1 through another gate. Erect and straight they bore themselves, for they ha<l not come through tho Labyrinth. Neither did man accost them for their. great book, their credentials or their scrip. | STUDENT: Behold, Senior, see yon pilgrims who enter into the Land’ of Collegia without first pass ing through the Labyrinth of Reg istration. Neither doth any man demand of them their scrip, or their credentials. Why didst we not come in by that gate? Knew ye not of itT SENIOR: Ave, Student, long liavo I known of that gate and the pathway which Jcadcth thereto. But such as thou and me may not travel that way. STUDENT: Why, I beseech thee, fellow pilgrim? SENIOR: Behold those pilgrims, Student. Note the stripes on the left, sleeves of their raiment. Our raiment beareth no stripes, there fore we may not tread that path way, entering into he Land of Col legia without our credentials or our scrip. They are Athletes, Student, and the pathway they tread is called Privilege. (Here Endeth Book I) (To bo continued) Classified FOUND—Man’s suitcase, Sunday evening. Call at university depot. MB. SHUMAKER found a fur choker yesterday between Villard and the Sociology building. It is not very valuable. He has it. • 3-29-30 LOST—Brown fur neckpiece, two heads. Lost between Villa rd and Friendly, Wednesday. Reward. Call 11502-W. 3-29-30 DELTA ZET A Mothers’ Bazaar March 29 and 30 at 29 E. Sth St. Serving Frigidaire ice cream and wafers. 3-29-30 WANTED—Oirl to work for board and room or boy to work for room. Call 2522-J or see Dr. Yocum, Deudy hall. 3-2S-29-30 FOUND—Man’s green gold wrist watch Monday, near loth and Kincaid. Call 1321. 3-28-29 j HEILIG—The Taylor Players pre sent “Not Tonight Dearie.” A comedy. McDOITALD — George Bancroft and Baclanova. in “The Wolf of I Wall (Street.” Also the Bros sisters | in “At the Night Club” and Edward Everett Hortou in “Ask Bad.” COLONXMi—Dolores Del Rio and Charles Farrell in “The Red Dance,” A picture of Russia. Also a Cameo comedy and Pa the news. REX—“The Million Dollar Col lar,” starring Bin Tin Tin. klso , the Manhattan Players in a new] Xovel-T stage play. CAM PUS BULLETIN Hockey practice will begin next week, with freshmen Monday, sophomores Tuesday, juniors Wed nesday and seniors Thursday, all from 5 to (i o 'clock. Listen to it! Taste it! 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