University of Oregon, Eugene ABDEN X. PANGBORN, Editor LAURENCE B. l’HIELEN, Manager W. E. Hempstead Jr, Joe Pigney. EDITORIAL BOARD Assoc. Editor Leonard Hagstrom.Assoc. Editor Assoc. Editor Arthur Schocni.Managing Editor Carl Gregory . Donald Johnston Serena Madsen . UPPER NEWS STAFF .Asst. Managing Editor Joe Pigney .-. .Feature Editor Lavina Hicks . .Literary Editor Leonard Delano . Clarence Craw ....Makeup Editor Jo Stofiel.Secretary Hews and Editor Phone 656 .Sports Editor ..Society Editor —P. 1. F. Editor EDITORIAL STAFF DAY EDITORS: Vinton Hall, Lawrence Mitchelmore, Serena Madsen, Carl Gregory* Harry Tonkon ; Mary Klcmm and Mary Frances Dilday, assistants. NIGHT EDITORS* Rex Tussing. cnief; Fred BecTdll, Victor Kaufman, Charlea Ban Thornton Shaw, Mildred Dobbins. „ . . ASST. NIGHT EDITORS: Max Carman, .John Dodds, Evelyn Hartman, Beatrice Bennett, ,1 an (Jarman, .Jo Burry, 'Ralph Yer^en, Dave Tott»*n, Gracomary Hickman. Eleanor Jane Rnllantyne. GENERAL ASSIGNMENT REPORTERS o Hurlburt, Audrey Henriks*n. SPORTS STAFF: Delbert Addison, Alex Tonkin, Joe Brown, h Wn Dine, Warren Tinker, HftroM Iraemlorl. Griffin, MaryJicP’n Koupal,. Cleta McKeunon* Neil Taylor, Willi1.' Puni-way, Lois Nelson, Wilson, A iIcon Barker, Elisc Schroeder, Blais, B'-.i Tti in,’, Mack Hall, H'len Ellen Mason, Ruth Gaunt, Lenore Ely, Hamilton, Virginia, Smith. Margaret Clark, Wilfred Brown, Carol •d Schultz, Harry \n; T. REPORTERS: Mary Klemvn, Margaret Held, Alice. Dorothy Thomas, Phyllis VanKimn*"l, David Osborne Holland. Jlcnry Lump( Cherry, Barney Miller. Bob Guild, Ruth Campbell, Alyee Conk. Be. t.i Merl. business htaff WilPam If. Hammond AiSHOeiato Manaiti Ccow Weber ,lr. .. Foreign Adv. Man»K< Dorothy Ann Warnick...A»ot. Foreign Mg Phil Hammond.,.Service D/'b Ruth Creator.Secretary-Cash). ' Margaret Poor mar r * .jiHrlcs ....Auverii ing Manai'rr r K sard Ji i.>ru. Asst. Adv. Manager . ■. Harold Kr:tor.Asst. Adv. Manager; L Tod If<”vitt. Circulation Manager r 1-sirry .’a k>on Asst. Circulation Mgr. I .Mgr. Checking Dept. ADVERTISING SALESMEN: Addison Hrockman, Lucille Catlin, Kmmaiane Rorer Hernard Clapperloii. William Cruikshank, Elaine llondir-nn, Hob liolmes, Ina Tremblay H-ttv Haw" Mar vet Unr. Yilumth Osborye, medical, adviser o women, Saturday evening from to S o’clock instead of from 7 to ', as previously announced. The hange was made to allow students o attend the lecture by Kichard lalliburton. CONTRIBUTORS TO DUCK SOUP ARE REQUESTED WOT TO PLACE ANY MORE FOOD CON TRIBUTIONS IN THE DUCK SOUP BOX THIS TERM. They always* get. stale over vaca tion. The cake and cookies especi ally. * * *• The last cookies wc got were so hard and dry that we thought surely they came from the domestic science department. AT LEAST \\ E DON’T HUS-1 l-l.i'T AN V FRATERNITY Oil | SORORITY. Til EV COULDN’T SPAKE THE FOOD. JtlUAUU'ii OF LACK OF FOOD ANALY8ISTS ON THE CAMPUS WE DON’T DARE EAT ANY OF THE STUFF. Too much danger of yetting poisoned. * ■* * ^ WE THINK A GREATER NEED IS A TEXT BOOK THAT CAN BE READ AT ALL. College is ;i funny place. Everybody else in college is set on sitting on you and making you feel insignificant. Housework is a tumble injustice FRESHMAN CREDO KM forced upon you. (joint; (i, a show by sneaking away on week nights is a big thrill. Eccentricities of campus dress i pass by as collegiate. There is lots of necking going on all around you, even if you don’t see it. OREGON STUDENT WINS rAME AS AN INVENTOR I Bath-tub Attachment Outstanding 1 Achievement of Term _ N. Mortimer McGoof, Oregon stu-| dent who has for the past ten years I been perfecting a rubber book which tan bo read in the bath-tub on Sat urday nite without the slightest precaution. He firmly believes that the stu dent should utilize his time to the greatest possible advantage and for this reason he plans to extend his invention to text books. lie also states that by a very light adjust ment the book can also be read in a shower. » » * SENIOR CREDO ( College •; ;t fuiley j>i;i<• >1. Xol.uh not in.| .oil lion you ont-eieU, nor give.i whoop if you drop out. llouvow o k wlii ti o f’l osliliiiiii was ;i wonderful thing. It , t you up for P oVlo-ks. Going to shows on wo k nights is a waste of money. Goofy rumpus clot lies urn merely things someone gave you for Christ mas mid you’re trying to wear out. There is a lot of necking going on. You can tell by tlid sleepy looks next morning. TODAY FROM SCOTLAND Then there’s the Scotchman who liked moncgrammcd cigarettes but wouldn't buy them so changed his nanjc to “Lucky Strike.” DUCK SOUP BOWDOIN HAS FIRST SWIM BOW DO IN COLLEGE, Me.—(IP) —The first intercollegiate swimming meet ever held in the stattf of Maine was won recently bv Bowdoin, whose team whipped Boston university, 4i3 to 17. Gassified LOST—In Oregon building, a walk ing stick. Finder please call Avis Smith, 088. LOST—Blue beret with old fash ioned Sigma Nu sister pin on it. Pin valued as a keepsake. Finder please call Dorothy Creatli, IIOL ROOMS Air men’students, with or without board. Close to campus. Phone ”781-W. 125” Beech St. Have you a “camera taste”? o the Hindu Fakir tosses a rope into the air, swarms up said rope hand over hand, and pulls it in af ter him. Marvelous! One skeptical tourist took a snapshot of the miracle. Result: no miracle, no climb, nothing. You can’t photograph a cigarette's flavor, of course. Can’t taste it, either, if it isn’t there. Mildness can be overdone, you know — to the point where there's no taste at all. But never in Chesterfields. They’ve got flavor and body, and it doesn't take a hypnotist to prove it. Not that thcre’sXcven a hint of harshness in Chesterfield. There's none smoother. But all the full, rich, subtly blended tobacco flavors are kept intact to do their pleasant duty—to satisfy. Isn't that svhat a cigarette is for? IJHESTERFIELD M1L1) en o ugh f o r anybody,,and yet.. THEY SATISFY 4Jc,urr » MYUs Ty«AK oco. 1 1 Drama group of Phi Theta Upsilon will meet in the women’s lounge, the Woman’s building, at 5 o'clock Sunday. The last social swim of the term ; will be held at 7:30 in the Worn- i au’s building. Physical education for men -Final grades will.be posted on the bul letin board in men’s gym at 0 <. a. m. Monday, Man’ll 11. No '* grade will be ehauged after | Thursday noon, Mnreh 11. O) Oregon will pay one : il\ lav for the best joke submitted to the Old Oregon office Friday or Saturday. rewman club will breakfast Sunday morning at it o'clock at Newman ball. All members invited, 'ersonal hygiene exams will be held in Villard Saturday evening from j <> to 8 o’clock. This will permit; those who choose to go to the j Halliburton lecture. Vewman Club Plans Breakfast Sunday —:— The Newni.'in club will breakfast tin dev morning :»fr i> oYInrk ;it [(‘Wtmui 11;j 11, ;.('cordin^ to Ktrhni'il llivkr, jircsidcid of tl ■ • ouj'. d ' IcKcown, srud'‘iit body ]>r< silient, nd Helen Webst-r, sct- t.iry, will : be guests at the affair. Ur. anil Mrs. K. Reinhardt will also attend at this, the last function of the term for the club. Let us make you a namburger 10c To help exams along GOSSER’S The most popular ready-to-eat cereals served in the dining rooms of American colleges, eating clubs and fraterni ties are made by Kellogg in Battle Creek. They include Corn Flakes, ALL-BRAN, Rice Krispies, Krumbles, and Kellogg’s Shredded Whole Wheat Biscuit. Also Kaffee Hag Coffee — the coffee that lets you sleep. 1 NOW for a new treat in flavor and crispness! These better bran flakes, made by Kellogg, have no equal. There’s the flavor that only PEP can give. Extra crisp ness. The nourishment from the wheat. With all this taste-goodness is just enough bran to be mildly laxative. Try these better bran flakes with milk or cream. You’ll say they’re great. BRAN FLAKES 8mm U A ( s' CiHtraf-vit-M of the L Hunts ihiittuy Academy, Hat Point, N. Y. PROBABLY no single spot in this country is more widely known than West Point, where our future army commanders receive their education and training in the arts of war. As an army post in the Revolution, West Point s fortifications were the works that Benedict Arnold attempted to deliver into the handsjof the British.'! Later the United States Military Academy w as established and is now composed of magnificent buildings, parade grounds and athletic fields. It is a source of pride to the Otis organization that most of the famous buildings of the world are equipped with Otis Elevators and West Point is no exception to this rule; five Otis Elevators are installed in various buildings of the Academy. * Throughout the world, in far-off places and at home in familiar surroundings, we find that people everywhere depend upon Otis for safe, speedy Vertical Transportation. {>1 OTIS ELEVATOR COMPANY . orrict*s_iN all principal cities or the, world