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A Problem; How to Seat
Spectators at Swimming Meets
While it, is ai'i well and good to clamor lor a new infirm
ary, a new library, a new men's gymnasium and other neces
sities from the state legislature and the people of Oregon,
other inadequacies of equipment and facilities are vividly
noticeable on the rumpus.
The swimming meet last night with Northwestern univer
sity focuses attention graphically upon the deplorable lack
of gallery space for a popular major varsity sport.
Men's living organizations scheduled dinner last night
half an hour early in order that the boys could rush up an
hour ahead of time to obtain one of the few available seats in
the Woman’s building where the meet was held. About lf>()()
students tried In crowd into a space originally intended for j
and incapable of holding no more than about fit) spectators.
Although officials only were allowed to stand around the edges
of the lank, practically everyone in the stands was freely |
provided an unwelcome shower from the splashing aquatic j
stars.
They stood outside, peering through the windows, strain
ing their necks, seeing little. Spectators at swimming meets
always do. They must. Contests can be soon in no other wav.
That is the lypical condition under which many activities of
the Oregon students are conducted. Remarkable, is il not,
the relative success with which Oregon enterprises are carried
out iu the face of such handicaps.
| The Ambler
Yes lord a v we saw:
1‘KTM SMAMSMN willi sumo
other woman . . . NORMAN MAST
MAN trying to got a straight part
in tin* curly locks . . . MMHM1HTII
SUM MTS walking like a true west
ern man . . . NKMMI K MAM II AD
MIM1.D picking up lier notebook and
dropping lier purse . . . ,I()M IIOMA
I) A A’ living to look celebrat ed he
tore the camera . . . KDWINA (JRM
BML inhaling the sunshine . . .
HT KNAV MNTMKA KMV MS SAN
TI AMO living up to his name . . .
AM V 11 f A KI > modestly refusing a
screen test . . . MAIJ.IOKIM (’MAL’K
Irving to make her lake it . . .
LMON AIID DMM \NO with his head
in his camera.
World Record Set by
Northwestern Last Night
(Continual from l\ujc One)
lislicd by Itramel of Stamford, Jan
miry l!7, 1 i>L*S. was
rin* final record to bo shuttered
raim*, in I hr Iasi event of tin* moot.
This was tin* Uhl yawl rrlay, won l»v
Nurl liwostorn, sw um ovor tin* short
roiirso. Tin* Northwestern quartet
swam this ran* in l:l(l.l, boating
tho 1:I'J.*J roi'orJ sol by Stanford
January L’7, 1TJS. Tho Northwest
orn loam was composed of Peterson,
lliueli, Wicks and Schwartz..
Although \ ort li wost orn almost
douldod tho soon* mado by tho Web
foots tho moot was exceedingly
rloso. Oregon took but one first,
but finished close seconds in nearly
all the events. Johnny Anderson,
outstanding dash man on the Web
foot squad, took tho only first
place for Oregon. Anderson won
in the Ib xard free style, defeating
Uhet Lloyd, Oregon, who finished
second.
Hall: Or gon di\ing stars, Thom
son and Neer, were in top foim,
blit still neither could equal the
Ini ill 11 ill dives of Walls Oolbrath,
nat ional ml e» < ollegia t e champion.
Oolbrath, executing his dives in
gia<etul fashion, took first tvith
Ne«*r finishing second,
Tho summary:
‘J00 yard breast stroke Won by
Lennox, Northwestern; Lewis, Ore
•pm, second; Sharp, Oregon, third.
Time 1!: 17.
10 \ a rd 11 ee st \ |e W on b\ A II
dei >on, Oregou; Lloyd, Oregon, see
oud; Wicks, Northwestern, third.
Time Hhd
lio \ a rd free style-- Won by Let
n mu, Northwestern: Silverm.iu,
Oregon, second; Lovodo, Xorthv\i\s
14*rii, third. Time
100-yard back stroke Won by
iliuch, Nurtliu cstuii, .NUllu, .NuOU*
western, second; i\lvAI|iin, Oregon,!
I liird. Time 1 ;()<».
I'Viney Diving- Won by ('ol bra t It,
Nor' liweslern; Xeer, Oregon, sec
oml,; Thompson, Oregon, third.
It'll yard relay Won liv North
western. Winning learn IVIcrson,
Ilineh, Wicks, and Schwartz. Timo
I: Hi. I,
liltl-ynrd free style Won by
Schwartz, Northwestern; Anderson,
Oregon, .. Wicks, Northwes
tern, third. Time -;f>|.N.
dm I yard medley Won bv North
western. Winning team— llim-h,
Peterson, and Schwartz. Time
:i;oi.
Birnet Hovey Makes
Experiments With Frogs
(Continued from Page One)
published soon, At tin* n«ime time
that 1 i'oiih'n out, In’ will have an
0 t It t* r paper published, on Kxtro
version nml Introversion, based on
Irsls III* made ill till* psyehologv ill*
j»a it nii'iil two years ago.
This paper is of a highlv tech
11 i «* :i 1 nat tin*, Mr. Ilovey says. llow
i‘\rr. In* diseovered that tin* average
coni is more int reverted than tin*
average college man.
**A|so,” In* says, "I found indi
rations that non-fraternity nu*n, as
a mIt*, an* nion* intelligent than
fra trinity mi'll and vice versa for
tin* wonu'ii. As a rnIt* sorority worn
i*n an* mon* i n 11* 11 i 541*111 than non
sorority wonu'ii. Of course, this
differs in individual eases, and as
1 oi^ly experimented with a hundred
students, the proofs eaunot he
railed ronrlusive, by any means.”
Mr. llovev has already had two
jil t ivies published; one, the Nature
of Apparent Oeotropisiu of Young
Hats, in the Physiological Zoologv
for Ortoher PdJS, and the other,
Kf feet s of Distraction on Mental
l*roresses,” in the Anieriran .loin
liul of I*s\ rh'olog v for Ortoher. lJt'JS.
Mr. Hovey received his position
as a graduate assistant at the uni
versitv on the basis, largely, of his
rating in psy rliologiral examina
tions. At the Pniversity of I’tali
In* passed these examinations higher
than anv one else ever had, and.
taking the Otis test, at the I’nivei
sity of Oregon, In* made only two
errors, giving him such a high
giade that tin* grade eharter was
unable to mark his paper. Also, In*
completed the lest in the *J0 min
utes allowed; whereas, tin* average
rating is ‘very superior” for tin*
person who finishes two thirds of
the examination.
Or. A. I{. Moore, professor of ani
mill biology. is very anxious that
Mr, Hovey should go to IVtrograd
to studv with Pavlov in tin* greatest
brain research laboratory in the
world.
DUCK
SOU P'1
an \
jam.
THE CLAESES IN AERONAU
TICS WILL OK COURSE HAVE
THEIR MSA DVANTAGES.
Tor one thing, the roar of air
plane motors will make sleeping
very difficult.
Of course maybe that disadvan
tage is overcome by the fact that
you wouldn’t be able to hear the
prof lecture.
LITTLE BOY: “Mamma, mamma,
what are those men doing up on
the roof of that building?”
MOTHER: “Never mind, sonny,
they are just the aeronautics class
taking their final exam in para
chute jumping.”
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JACK KiHM-FI KL WILL PHOI!
A BLY K KyU IK K ALL AT 11 LKTLS
TO TAKK Til K COUKSL IN
FLYING.
Tlicn tlicy will save railroad fare
cn road trips.
Heard the sneeze ballad? ‘ Sweet
Sue, A'tchoo!”
Poor Jim fired the gas main
Under the street.
lie luid reached for a Lacks
Instead of a sweet.
Consider tlic happy lot of the
campus cop; lie gets paid for linng
ing around the campus and absorb
ing a liberal education.
And he doesn’t have to attend
classes, pay lees, or worry about
examinations.
—Oscar.
LIST ION, OM'AK, IK YOl'KJK
T1IINKINC OK A IM’l. Y I N O KOU
IMS ,IOl>, Ytir ’ 1?K Ol (' OK l.KKK.
\\ K'KK All K. A 1> OK YOK.
Little HI tie Kyes erieil ii Iter
heart wuulil break when site t'uauti
Uetself settled ill tUe last suit in
Condon with the card instead of the
reference book.
“At dumb egg next to us doesn’t
seem to know what the play is all
about.”
“Not so loud, you fool, that’s the
author. ”
TODAY, FROM SCOTLAND—
We’re not going to» vote for a
certain Scotchman on the campus
for student body president. He
has refused to give us a good ac
count of himself.
* * *
What about the local Scotchman
who arrives at his girl’s house after
Dime Crawl is half over and wants
to get in for five cents?
TO SHORTEN TIME
UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Eu
gene. — Bagpipe & Kilties, local
Scotch organization, is reported to
have started a movement on the
campus to shorten the time now al
lowed between classes. They claim
that it will not give the law stu
dents as much time to smoke their
cigarettes and will thereby make
for longer snipes.
Professional Bootblack on Junior
Bhiill' Mon: "If tboy hung those
moil for bootblacks, they’ll be hang
ing innocont men.”
* *
ABOUT I’UTlill) PUNS
Tlu> have been discontinued ami
you are hereby requested not to
I submit any more.
* * *
Tf the cam|nts movie should be
a talkie, then I’d turn out for the
i scream tests.
THE cook;
'IHEATER5J
—
By OSBORNE HOLLAND
McDonald "The 'IVitoi-,” star
viii.i; May McAvoy, Alvr 1». Francis
and Louise Fa/emla. Alsu Winnie
Lightuer and Conklin and (Hass in
i two Vifaphoue vaudeville arts.
COLONIAL -Emil Jnuuings in
*‘Stmd.s of Sin.” Also a Christie
, comedy and Aesop’s Fables.
HEILIG The Taylor Flayers in
” A pplesauce.”
<tEX -Duaim Thompson and t»i 11
Cody in “The Price of Fear,” a
Western story. Also, comedy and
newsreel.
The Terror*’ has af last come to
t lie Melhmald theater to thrill and
I terrify a most appreciative audi
ence. Mystery, murder and even
chests inhabit an ancient English
abbey when' a horrible hooded fig
ure glides silently through the
halls, standing guard over a stolen
fortune. I ’a ndemonium breaks loose
in the middle of the night with
i ghastly music from the pipes of a
hidden organ, deafening claps of
thunder and the sighing of giant
I roes.
The old haunted abbey, turned
into a lest home bv an aged doctor,
houses such a collection of human
oddities as is seldom found outside
of Ue«Ham. A spiritualist, a crim
inologist, a tunning fiend and a
beautiful girl are all tied up in the
tangled web of “The Terror.” Sec
ret passages and hidden doors
abound and even plump toads share
the occupants’ meals.
Louise Fa/t iula, Mav McAvoy and
Mec B. Franc s are the outstanding
players and are well supported by
dolin' Mil inn and Everett Horton.
Plenty of unintentional fun is af
forded b\ the flight of various
characters, but the effectiveness of
the* picture lies wholly in the Vita
plmue effects. Anyone is sure to
enjoy “The Terror” but only the
brave will cut across a graveyard
a t tervva i ds.
Speakers Named for
Fraternity Discussions
(Continued from Fotjc One)
ailioinist nit ion, wilt eotisiilor the
piuhlenis nf "(’hoosinj; a 1 ji ft*
Work." ••sl.iml.l Wo Have Com
I hi Iso ix Military Training on tlio
1 :ini|iusxx ill ho dismissed hy
l.ioiitonant Herbert, niomhor of the
militurx sxioiixo anil taeths staff,
ami A. K. Cnsxrell, professor of
pll.x sit s.
CAMPUS
EULLEII!
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Susan Campbell Hall will be at !
Friendly hall for the Dime Crawl. I
Members of Junior Week End di
rectorate meet in front of Ad
building at li!:00 o’clock for pic
ture, if weather permits.
Meeting of all men interested in
soring football practice this after- j
noon at 11:30 in the lecture room]
at McArthur court.
Y. W. C. A. choir meets today for j
practice at -I o’clock at the Bun-j
galovv.
There will be a social and business
meeting'of Tenemids at the Craft- ;
men’s club tonight at S o’clock.,
The February meeting of the wom
ens faculty club will be held Wed
nesday, February 111, in Alumni
hall at 3:110. Mu Phi Epsilon
will present a program at 4:00.
Tea will be served before and
after the program.
No meeting tonight of women’s and
freshman debate squads. Keep up
your reading.
Pro^ Lewis Tells of
Life as Slum Worker;
(Continued from Page One)
4 daze, anxiety written all over
her face.
“She was just at.the breaking
point where she could confide in
any one. I stepped up and asked
her what was wrong.
“‘O, mister, my bambino is dying,’
she wailed. I followed her into a
dreadful tenement, and there lay a
small infant, bundled in six or seven
layers of rags, with a thick black
woolen scarf thrown over it. The
child seemed in a torpor, and it is
no wonder that it was sick, being
so bundled up on such a day. But
I stripped off its rags, got some
castile soap and bathed it.
“ I'Vpm then on I went every day
and took care of it. I fed it with
cod liver oil, tomato juice and or
ange juice. The mother had been
feeding i| spaghetti, beer, garlic,
tough bread, and to top the list, all
the milk it had been receiving was
that poor 1 outlaw’ milk that sells
so cheaply, but has no nourishing
qualities whatsoever.
“1 had the mother take the ‘bam
bino' to a small cindcrv spot near
a canal where the sun shone, and
let it slay there for hours.”
Mr. Lewis’ fame spread over the
tenement, and mothers came to him
with their bambinos, all in the
same condition as the first; their
skin like marble, pale and lifeless
looking, and they seemed without
feeling or sense. It was not long
until lie had eight squalling chil
dren on his hands.
"I ran around all summer,” ho
laughed, “with orangt'S, tomatoes,
milk, nipples, and bottles, stuffed
in my pockets. And the mothers
religiously look their children to
this spot where I sent the first
one, as if it had some magical
power.
“When I left in the fall, they
were all heallhy anil crawling chil
dren, but they probably will grow
up to In; gunmen or bootleggers, so
I wonder sometimes if it was Wurth
my effort.”
Then Mr. Lewis returned to col
lege, but after the first semester,
lie grew tired of school and one day
hopped a train 'for Boswell, Now
Mexico, where he stayed until lale
in the spring, working on a ranch.
In the summer he .joined a har
vest, crew that worked up the middle
west wheat, fields.
“There too,” tie said, “1 got to
he oqe of the ‘fellows’ id' the crew.
I had my Bed card in Idle I. W. \V.,
and was eallel • Whiter.’ It is the,
custom of the hobos that, follow
the wheal fields to nickname their
comrades. 1 remember there was a
‘ Bock-Island 1’cte,’ ‘Topeka doe,’
‘Detroit Bill,’ and lids of Blaekies,
Blinis and others. There ore a lot,
of professional I. W. W.'s that fid
low the crowd and try to stir up
discontent among the workers. They
sell the ‘Bed' song hooks and cards
of membership; they would come
to the hobo .jungles where J stayed
flow Finds
Sad World
Young Again
DREAMS THAT COME TRUE
1 am sitting alone in my room tonight,
Dreaming and smoking my old cob
pipe;
I smoke and dream, and dream until
I get a plot, and get a thrill.
I am in the writing game, you sec:
And the pipe-dreams softly bring to me
Scenes of carnage where the red blood
ran,
And the dreams all come from a bright
Blue can.
It’s just a can of Edgeworth-cut—
Fragrant as flowers—sweet as a nut;
Of all Fate’s kindly gifts to man
Is this gift of dreams from the bright
Blue can.
I sit me down at ovo, to smoke:
And soon am wrapped in amagic cloak;
It has banished trouble, it has ban
ished pain,
And the sad old world is young again.
J. H. Rockwell
Midland, Michigan.
Edgeworth
, ©
Extra High Grade
Smoking Tobacco
sometimes, at iiiglit anil sing snugs
around the campfire, suc.li as ‘Fan
the Flames of Discontent,’ and
other songs of such sentiment. The
jungles are situated nearly always
near the railroad track under a lot
of trees.
“The men on these crews are a
motcly bunch, college youngsters,
T. W. W. ’s, school teachers, and
bums. It, was the hums that I
was particularly interested in and
tried to cultivate. They are a queer
sifrt. Bather discontented, with an
•odd philosophy. They work hard in
the summers and loaf during the
winters, living on their ‘stake.’
Most of them have come from fami
lies rather low socially, hut they
have had higher ideas, and more
ambition than they could lie happy
with in their own group, yet they
feel inferior to other people higher,
so they arc in a constantly unhappy
state, always seeking the ideal para
dise and believing it around the
corner.”
Mr. Lewis and a companion of his
hiked from South Dakota, to Ore
gon, and arrived here in November,
worked with fruit for a while; went
to California, and then hummed
their way back to Indiana via
Nevada and Colorado.
Ten Cent Crawls
Chance to Dance
(Continued from Tage One')
Dime Crawl chairman, Teddy Swaf
ford, that they will answer the call
in full force again, shining eyes,
shining faces, shining shoes,—and—
shining dimes!
Several freshmen on the campus,
being questioned as to their likes
and dislikes for the “crawl” all
voiced their approval in hearty
tones.
“.Dime Crawl,” said one, “is a
bang, and I don’t mean lmlf-way.
Plenty of chance to look ’em all
over, you know. I certainly pro
fited by the one last term.”
“To tell the absolute truth,” an
other exclaimed, “I’m a Scotch
man, and I hate to spend money.
Hut in spite of the fact that dimes
are precious and that I can’t pig
consistently at one house, I still
say I'm all for Dime Crawl.”
So there -you are, fellows. If
you’ve only got one girl, you can
dance with her an hour for ten
cents. If you have more than one
girl, it may not1 cost you more than
fifty cents. AND even if you are
a veritable Bluebeard, it can’t pos
sibly cost, you more than ifL’.-H)—
that’s all the houses and halls there
are on the campus!
So don’t, forget; tonight, from
(i;.'!(l to 7:-'!0, the time; any wom
en’s house or hall of residence,
the place; one dime, ten cents, the
price. «
\ REPORTER
today’s Question: What is the
host “habit” one acquires along
with a college education?
Crete Cray, graduate student in
education of psychology: “Ihu
habit of observation, because tho
varied courses one gets in college
give one a knowledge of a great
many subjects that one could not
obtain in an\ oilier way. A college
course teaches one to interpret their
observations.”
Betty Kebec, freshman in pre
medics: "One acquires the habit
of staying awake although one is
greatly in need of sleep.”
Bill Barry, junior in social
science: “A student acquires the
habits of diligence and concentra
tion which will help a person in
later life.”
Betty Summers, junior in physical
education: “The best habit one
learns in eollege is to acquire the
knowledge of which classes it is
safe to sleep in.”
Josephine Stofiel, sophomore in
journalism: “Concentration and
ability to centred the mind. Also
one acquires the habit of wasting
time.”
Rife Team Gives
Washington Battle
(Continued nom Tiuje One)
Oregon’s points gained from firing
in tlie sitting |position, were dw-^
ducted. Scores have not yet been
received from the University of
Dayton, Ohio.
The ton men glaring on the scor
ing list arc: Harvey Wright, junior
in pre-law; Warren Powell, sopho
more in business ad; Philip Livesly,
junior in business ad; Prank Hull,
sophomore in architecture; Keith
Ingalls, senior in business ad; How
ard Minturn, freshman in architec
ture' Wayne Veatch, senior in busi
ness ad; Earl Nelson, sophomore in
business ad; Sheldon Laurance,
sophomore in business ad; William
Fowler, sophomore in education.
'I'liis week’s matches are with the
Kemper Military school, Boonervillo
Missouri; University of Illinois,
Champaign, Illinois; and Washing
ton! State college, Pullman.
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stripes, in Oregon building, last
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