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Day Editor Thin Issue— Eawrencc Mitchelmoro
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Asst. Night Editor This Issue—John Dodds
Concerning an Error
In the Emerald
In it recent issue of Hie Emerald there appeared a story
concerning an investigation of the University Co-op being
eoiutiude<I hy a committee appointed h.v the student conned.
The headline id' this story referred to “alleged mis-runhing
of (he Co-op. This was so obviously an error, since the story
itself contained absolutely nothing which might he construed
as alleging any such thing, that we felt it unnecessary to com
ment upon tin- matter.
It has become evident this week, however, that there is
an impression upon the campus that perhaps Hie student coun
cil has made some such allegation in its decision to investigate.
As a matter of fact the council planned for its investigation
to take a friendly nature, and though it has been the stand
of the Emerald this year that the student council has been
wasting its time with its so-called “probes,” we feel that in
all fait ness we should point this out. The council at no time
in its meetings has expressed doubt as to the motives or the
capacities of those in charge of the Co-op.
The committee is now busy working upon its.report, which
will be made within the next week or ten days> and which
will lie published in the Emerald.
Peace, /Vof War, Occupies
Center of World Stage
(iniphie description of the causes leading up to the world
war and the military movements resulting in the final crush
ing of the Oerman lines on the Western I rout in November
I«ms XV;IS offered Monday and Tuesday afternoon by Brigadier
Ceneral Charles K. Uowiand to the men taking K. 0. T. C.
Cndoubtedly the American armies under John J. Persh
jng, striking while Ihc iron was hot played a decisive part in
turning the tide of war against the central powers. General
Howland was not a hit reticent in painting the patriotic Amer
ican military picture vividly.
And yet a preponderance of thoughts among college men
throughout the countries ol the world today are directed to
widespread movements for peace.
Now, ten years after the catastrophe, the world is tiually
taking hold of itself to prevent- wars. Try to survey the opinion
of peoples everywhere. You will agree that more concerted
public attention, more potent political pressure is being exer
cised toward peace.
The papers of the day are crammed with expressions ad
vocating it.
Orgaui/.ations arc demanding all possible legislation favor
able to it.
The Kellogg Peace Pact, ratified by sixty nations,
last wTek was officially sanctioned hy the United States
Senate.
■ A multilateral treaty of arbil ration probably the most com
prehensive vet devised were signed by countries of Central
and South America recently under the supervision of Secretary
of State Kellogg.
Eurther treaties of arbitration to supplement the Peace
ol Paris are being conducted among the Balkan States.
\ n port of the Reparations Commission under Mr. Parker
Gilbert demanded Iasi week a meeting to reconsider I lie amount
of money Germany must pay the victorious allies, and how
long she will have to pay it in.
Mr. J. P. Morgan, whose hanking house has loaned
(|k> allied nations over $700,000.1)00 for war purposes has
consented to officially assist in the reparations settlement.
When ii is realis'd that his creditors will not pay him until
Germany pays them, the significance of the step may hi- im
a (lined.
There are a lew of the events which are taking place in
the international affairs of this old world at the present time.
History is being made.
Ii is a dramatic period, full of much more promise than
perhaps has characterized any previous year since the eessa
l ion of host Hit ies.
Students the world over should appreciate the events of
such character transpiring.
t'hmds ou the hnri/on such as the Congressional attempt
to pass an aggressive cruiser appropriation bill, and tension
between English and \merioan interests, are not unusually
ominous. All things considered the world is in the ever
recurring throes attendant upon the strife for peace.
Peace, not war, is occupying popular favor.
Underwoods Entertain Full
House With Recital
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sistfiil ;i |)|>ht um* «»1‘ I l»t‘ liousr. Ccr
Utility ahr horanlf in it, piny*
jug it with a spirited abandon that
warranted its ( limaxt s. Mrs. l ihlt i
wool's playing is chnraoteriy.ed l»v
lu*r partii-ularh and . ! Inui
jslaeeatos. ami lit*r smooth, distinct
Minis. There is none of’ tin* fti /iness
: "i' slurring >o common t<* pianists in
•Mr-. I uderwoud* playing. The out*
■ t:in 11. if fault it he, is an rxa^cr*
jatnd wrist iuovrim.Mil, hut that is
minin' to the rest and another word
jin Mrs. I nderwood’s favor may he
said of tier excellent actoiupun^tueuts
« which she does as well as her solos.
I'udci ••• l ga*. . tlu C-’Ue.'l’te
in D Minor (Vieuxteuips) for his
last number in which tho Adagia
Jteligioso movement was the most
exquisite part of the entire pro
gram, practically faultless in tone,
technique and fervent emotion.
The Kainl-Baons completed satis
factorily an evening delightfully
spent.
DUCK
SO DP I
it
SOME CO-EDS HAVE ATTRAC
TIVE LEGS, AND OTHERS WEAR
DARK HOSE.
Not that 'VO arc a» authority,
but somebody handed it in and wo
sort of agreed with him,
* * *
TODAY’S PUTRID PUN
“ distress ”
******** * * *
* Senior at fashion show: *
* ‘'There’s a beauty in distress.” *
* * * * *******
BELIEVE IT OK NOT, Little
Blue Eves says she thinks it's aw
fully nice of the glee clubs to go
to the trouble to give the Frosli (lice
for the freshmen.
Dear Aunt Duoklio,
Have you noticed Bill Barilo late
ly? lie’s played bridge so much
lately that he shuffles his feet when
he walks.
AL & LU
Dear A1 & Lu,
Yes, and “cuts” his classes.
AUNT DUCKLIE.
* * *
MURDER SCOOP
A murder was committed at the
|A. B. house Friday night and
was of such gruesome nature that
details are being withheld. The
house immediately summoned ' the
services of Detective Will Long.
Detective Long, an ardent follower
of Bherlock Holmes, recently came
here from Scotland Yard and will
be remembered by his recent sen
sational announcement that he be
lieved the campus prowler was Pres
ident. Hall. Mr. Long, after an in
terview, states that he has some in
teresting clues and intends to sell
the findings of his investigations
to the Snappy Story magazine, the
benefits to go to the fund for the
foreign scholar.
TODAY’S LIMPING LIMERICK
There was a dashing young shiek
Who loved to dance cheek to cheek;
But one dame he tried
Refused to Abide,
I So she gave him a blow on the beak,
AKTKK ISOM K OP T11K 'I'll I XUS 1
WEAK SEEN IN Til E KMKHAKI)|
LATELY AVE WONDKIJ AT 'I’llKI
A I)VKlfTISINU SLOGAN, “SEND
: 'I’ll K KM KHALI) HOME.”
I>i‘ji 11 Vavilin is pleased that the i
I <-n r 11 Ini »>n t of his Portland exten-i
sion classes has increased so that
j ho has had to add another section.
I in ideally, while up last Saturday .
the lights were out anil ho lecturod ;
aa hoar aad a half in darkness.
That's nothing. If anything like
that happened very often here, no i
building on the campus could hold |
his classes.
UNCLE WILLIE’S HELPLESS
ADVICE TO GIRLS
Dear Uncle Willie:
I am to marry a straggling Salva
tion Army officer and would like I
I your advice on what to put in my I
hope idlest.
. Annie Laurie.
Dear Annie:
A tut a jo and a In mu book.
Wiftle.
ANNOUNCEMENT
The Math club meets Wednesday
night. Three gallons of beer have i
been ordered and a good time will
undoubtedly be had by all. (hie)
THE COOK
Student Fled From Russia;
Now Major in Geology
(CoiiUnHed from Papa (>nr)
| porter, •* I should go |»ark to Russia !
| *ii*»l t rv to got hrr out of the hole
! she is in.”
** Ru\ whv !" asked Andrei Isotoff,
"’itIt a q»i deal look in his long
('VOS.
"Hocauso you owe it to vour conn- i
try.’*
“I am no t pat riot it*. ” Ho smiled
slightly. ‘‘You ask wliy/H It was
tho way I was horn. I cannot toll
you why I was horn with a faro
liko this. I am not Interested in
politics.
"WIioii I n.'ta lo go to school, 1
had my choioo of going oithor to'
Kuropo or of coming horo. .1 am
sorry now that 1 oamo lioro. Von j
resemble us ton littlo. I don't fool'
it homo in this country. 1 havo
h'od hero for six years and I do
not kitow any Americans oxoopt
ono girl.** There was no emotion in
| hi# face.
“Ih» you fool any more liko tho
|rhiue«e than like us?” queried tho
, reporter.
“I do not know any Chinese."
“ Hut you live in t diina ? ’ *
*‘ll»o Chinese are our servants.;
( W e do not know them," Mr. Iso
I toff lifted his ovebrovvs very slight
I ,.v
When Mr. Isotoff first came to
this country, in he went to the
L .:i*. oVvit of ^outturn Calit'erma.
then to tlic University, of Nevada.
Always, lie lias worked his own way.
“Did you ever think that you
would be washing dishes for a liv
ing?” asked the reporter, blushing
at the terse look of those green bar
baric eyes.
“There are many things I never
dreamt of.”
Mr. Isotoff told of friends he had
[ in Hollywood who acted as extras,
: some of them princes and princesses,
i “ Russia,” he laughed, “is not at all
! as the movies picture it. Except the
‘ Last Command. ’ Tjjat is a more
! realistic picture than any of the
I others.
“I tried to get into a comedy once,
I but I coitldn’t get a job. I thought
■ I looked funny enough.”
j “Why are you majoring in geol
ogy?” asked the reporter,
i “ Because that is the easiest
I thing.” Mr. Isotoff sounded as if
1 there were nothing in this world
that mattered.
“Aren’t you interested in it?”
“Not especially.”
“But would you like to sit back
and fold your hands and never do
anything?” queried the American.
1 “Unfortunately I can’t do that.
Of course it is the ideal.” *
“ But why do you come to this
country to learn about something of
which you are not particularly in
terested, and wash dishes to do it?”
“It is,” Mr. Isotoff looked as if
he sat and watched the world go
by, “the tradition of our family to
have a higher education.”
Then he compared the two coun
tries. “You arc,” lie said, “much
1 younger than wc arc. Our students
are busy making revolutions. An
| other thing that surprises me is your
inability to learn your own lan
guage.” lie spoke of the poorness
| of the American student’s spelling.
“I think that it is quite inexcus
able.”
“One thing that makes mo sorry
I Miat I diil not go to Europe is that
hero I cannot have wine.”
“Do tlie students there get drunk
, more than they do here?”
I “They never get drunk. One nev
I or does,” answered Mr. Isotoff, “at
! toast any one who lias any will
' power.” lie raised his eyebrows
! slightly.
The Ambler
I Yesterday we saw:
“SIS”" CHAMELIN singing on
j the way to class . . . ELIZABETH
BICKEL going to gym . . . INEZ
SIMONS hurrying across the cam
pus . . . DOROTHY 11ALL1N study
ing out of a dictionary . . .
“CHUCK” MARLATTE "running
towards the lilac . . . HAROLD
BATJGHMAN walking in a scholarly
manner . . . EILEENE PALMER
carrying an umbrella . . LYLE
HASTINGS studying . . . LAURA
ANDERSON looking for. ? . . .
|CONNIE WEINMAN cutting class.
1=*“-*..
f INC^l/IMNC d
v REPCRTFR
CUk- // U
Today’s question: Wliat do you
think of the compulsory military
training in universities?
l’hilip Potampa, freshman in ['re
medies: “I think it is all right be
cause if a war should break out
the ones who have had military
training would be "prepared and
could also help train others that
have had no training.”
Helen Peters, junior in sociology:
“1 think it is a good foundation
for any man in case of warfare in
the future.”
Harold Ayers, sophomore in busi
ness administration: "I really don t
approve of it. I don’t think it is
in accordance with our policy of
maintaining peace.”
Mae McFadgen, senior in history:
“I think we should use the money
that Ts spent for military training
in furthering world peace. ”
K C. Clile, sophomore in business
administration. “I think it is bene
ficial to have a knowledge of the
fundamental basis of military ac
tivities.”
I
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| MCDONALD—‘(live anil Take,”
starring George Sidney and Jean
HcrshoJt.
HEIJilG— Patsy Ruth ililler in
“Beautiful but Dumb.”
COLONIAL—“A Night of Love,”
with Ronald Column and Vilnia
Banky.
REX -Rod La Roque in “Love
over Night.
Classified
LOS T — Friday', tortoise shelled
glasses in blaek leather ease.
Please return to university depot.
1-2.}-24
LOST—Brown leather coin purse
continuing cheeks and currency.
Finder please return to Ethel
Crane, 2.",40. 1-2B-24
CAMPUS
BULLEYI
LJmm
Professor W. F. G. Thacher will not
meet any of liis classes until Fri
day morning.
Junior class meeting this afternoon
at 4:30 in the assembly of Villard
ball.
Delta Sigma Rho will bold a short
meeting at the public speaking
office this evening at 7:30.
Cosmopolitan club meets tonight at
7:15 at “Y” hut. Professor Vic
tor P. Morris will speak.
Mortar Board luncheon meeting .at
j Anchorage Thursday noon.
La Corrida de Todos—Meeting at
7:30 p. m. in Westminster house.
All Spanish students are mvitcu
to attend.
Teminids social and business meet
ing tonight at 7:d0 at Craftsman
club.
Y. W. C. A. choir will meet at 4 at
the Bungalow today- for vesper
practice.
Pi Lambda Theta social hour at 4
o’clock today in the women's
room of the Woman’s building.
Alpha Kappa Delta meeting Thurs
day evening at 8 o’clock at Kappa
Alpha Theta. Bring dues.
Men’s and women’s frosli debate
teams meet today at' 12:4o in
front of Friendly hall for Ore
I gana pictures.
; Sigma Delta Chi meeting at Anchor
age today at noon. Members who
signed are exported. Interesting
meeting planned.
The meeting of Sigma Xi has been
postponed until February 1.
Jim The Shoe Doctor
.
The only really modern shoe renewing shop in the city.
“REST HERE—WHILE WE DO YOUR WORK"
At the Sign of the Big Shoe
10th at Willamette
,
At
Home....
THEY NEED YOUR
PHOTOGRAPH
To represent you while away.
Only a good photograph will do.
KENNEL-ELLIS
STUDIOS
Blind man’s buff
Remember the game? A handkerchief over your eyes
.... your hands searching for someone, feeling blindly
over features your eyes could so easily know. It seems
foolish—deliberately to blindfold yourself and go search
ing. You wouldn’t blind yourself deliberately when you
start out in search of purchases that help make life $
game.
If you can read the advertisements first you are spared the
doubts and mistakes. Advertisements take the handker
chief off of your eyes. They equip you with keen vision.
They lead you direct to the shaving cream that will giv£
most freshness to your skin, to the most tempting clothes,
to the sparkling drinks most pleasing. They put in your
hands familiar good things guaranteed to please.
You can’t afford to buy under a blind man’s buff. Read
the advertisements to avoid the blindness—and the buff.
DON’T OVERLOOK THESE TODAY.
Advertisements help you tind the
best there is to find and
know it when you
find it