Mighty Swats
To Be Few At
Frosh Parade
Ilefly Wallopers To Re
Absent From Annual
Initiation Ceremony
Doctors ami Nurses May
Tic Hired by Committee
Freshman participants in Die bifc
parade of Saturday, October Ei, will
yiidit to a amiillor number of mighty
SWat,.s at the hands of husky, brute
]iko lettermen. This situation of
easiness for the wee frosh will be
necessary because, the members of
,tho Web foot football squad, which
consists of most of the heavy paddle
welders, will .journey to Salem on
that day to play the Willamette
team.
Nevertheless, the other lettermen
who will remain in Eugene for the
annual occasion of skin scalping are
organizing into many strong pints to
overcome llieir rumored loss. Fran
cis Hill, president of the sophomore
class, who will he in general charge
of the festivities, has been assured
by the lettermen that there will he
a sufficient number of athletes
present to hand out hefty wallops
with the well known pieces of oak.
You May Ee One.
Stanford Brooks, chairman of the
paddles committee, is hard at work
with his assistants to map out a
plan whereby no one outsold of the
regularly designated paddlers will
be able to wield the sticks on the
humble frosh on the day of the
parade.
It is expected that one sophomore
from each living organization will
be named to do paddling along with
fl 10 Oregon Knights and the muscu
lar lettermen.
A crew of special nurses and doc
tors are being scouted by Foard
Smith and his poster committee to
be stationed near each sign for fear
that many of the freshmen will faint
after reading the mysterious warn
ing or else desire to commit suicide.
Bather than have no men at, nil at
the parade, the committee is plan-,
ning to hire the medical staff in
order that, all the suffocating frosh
might he saved from severe illness
and possible nervous breakdowns.
No Questions Please.
Members of the class of 10112 are
requested not lo ask questions when
told to bring |len-ocnt pieces to
the parade, ft is stated that it was
impossible to arrange for the inclu
sion of the dimes in tlic regular reg
istration fees because tlie registrar
thought it too ruinin'rsomo to give
change for +10.85 instead of $10.75.
Dire punishment awaits Mie disobed
ient frosh that refuses lo come with
a dime, according to Clarence liar
ton, chairman of the collection coin
mil lee. (You see, Barton is the
treasurer of the class, and class ac
tivities depend upon the financial
status.)
Woo in Store.
Woo unto tlio Ambitious Ind Hint,
plies 1iis w.'iy into the parade lino
witli a pair of now l>luo sorgo trous
ers for Hill Host, lioad of tlio paint,
committee, says that tlio streams of
yellow on tlio oouereto “O” on Skin
ner’s Butte will be “thick stuff."
Fresh who report, in corduroys will
lie returned home someday' in special
tubs provided for bad little freshies.
Lipsticks will not be allowed this
year when Oregon initiates come up
to kiss the Oregon seal, but. on the
other hand their mouths will have
to be properly cleansed, so states
Chester Flovd, who will assist Hill
in the general details of the affair.
It!very Oregon finish is warned to
cancel all engagements! for next Sat
urday morning in order that he may
attend and take part in the greatest
and finest initiations ever held in
the state of Oregon, bar none.
Kverv Oregon froxh will be there!
Every sophomore man must see that
his freshman treks with the rest of
the gaug next Saturday. Heavy
penalties will be afflicted upon those
fresh who fail in their dntv October
lit. Be there!
Let term on To Uciul
Svrpentinc Hally
All Order of the “O” men on the
campus are requested to gather at
the Sigma Chi corner on Thirteenth
and Alder, according to l.es John
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Oct. 6
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son, president of the group. From
there the lettermen are to load the
pep rally to McArthur court and
Hayward field.
A complete turnout of all “O”
men is urged t>v Johnson, who an
nounced that after they help usher
the rooters into their section, they
will proceed to the seats which are
especially reserved for them at the
game.
Hodge Investigates
\ Desirability of Tram
To Top of Mt. Hood
"
Professor E. T. Ilodgo of the
geology deportment was one of the
members of the committee appointed
this year by William M. .lardine,
secretary of agriculture, to investi
gate the desirability of a tramway
to the top of Mount Hood.
The intensive study that Professor
1 lodge has given to the Cascade
are.i during the past five years en
abled him to supply the commission
with much accurate ami detailed in
formation bearing on the various
problems.
Professor Ilodgo heartily indorsed
the recommendation made this Au
gust hv the committee to construct
a tramway up the mountain as well
as the recommendations to preserve
the lakes of the Mount Hood region
in their scenic beauty, to build cer
tain roads, and to leave the Mount
Jefferson region as a. wilderness
area free of roads.
Secretary .lardine as yet has an
nounced no decision on this matter.
Teacher Co-author
Of Law Textbook
Charles 0. Howard, new instruct
or in tlie lmv school, ami a transfer
from the University of Illinois, is
the co-author of “Principles of
Business haw,” a new text for
business administration students, in
conjunction with Prof. K. K. 1'illa
vou, of the University of Illinois.
The book has been published by
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love behind the throne
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Starts Monday — At the Heilig
Prentice-ITnll Tnc. of Now York, and
Prof. Howard expects to receive a
copy very shortly.
According to Mr. Howard, this
text incorporates a new departure
from previous books in that it uses
both the text and tho case methods
of law instruction. The text is lib
erally footnoted with references to
a section of actual cases in another
part of the book. The cases are not
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1076 Willamette
Next To Y. M C A.
EUGENE
transcribed literally from the legal
records, but are edited and annotat
ed for use in the text.
Bell Theatre
SPRINGFIELD
Sunday
Matinee at i :H0
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Evening—6 iltO to 11 P. M.
New Music
On the Magnola
Sitting Pretty
Aft or the pa mo a pro at little Kistwich sandwich will
do the work on your gnawing stomach—
Bring your Dad—We'd like to get acquainted.
Lemon “0” Pharmacy
Light Lunches
l’lia rmaov
Sales at Co-Op
Show Ten Per
Cent Advance
Fine Volumes Signed by
Authors Put on New
Book Nook Shelves
Rent Shelves Contain Late
Fietion and Biography
It has been a busy week for the
student co-operative store. Thou
sands of books have been sold and
thousands of dollars taken in. Mar
ion F. McClain, manager of the
Co-op, estimates the receipts for fall
term sale of books and supplies to
be 10 per cent greater than last
.year.
Mr. McClain reports an alluring
array of the latest biography, fic
tion and non-fiction books in the
book nook of the store.. He has a
limited number of beautifully bound,
personally autographed books by
Mansfield, Robinson, Patrick Hulm
and other noted authors.
High Hat Stocked
The High Hat rent library is be
ing stocked with the best of the new
fiction as well as the good non
! fiction and biographical books. A
new plan for renting books has been
adopted by the Co-op this year. The
best books, such as Rachel Annand
Taylor’s “Leonard de Vinci,” will
be placed on the rent shelves at a
flat price of 25 cents a week. After
Welcome
Dads
Last Lay to See
Colleen Moore
“Happiness
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COLLEEN’S BEST TO BATE
Good Comedy Patlie News
Matinee Today at 2 P. M.
784 East 11 tli Ave.
two weeks, the price on the book
will be decreased 2d cents each suc
ceeding week. Then any student
wishing to buy the book is privileged
to do so. Mr. McClain said the plan
was instituted for a time last spring
and proved very successful. The 50
cents for the first two weeks is to
pay the expenses of handling the
book.
Co-op First
The Oregon Co-operative store was
the first one on the Pacific coast to
have a general book department.
Rav Nash, ’28, editor of the Ore
gon Daily Emerald last year, recog
nized the distinction of the Co-op
in having such a fine book depart
ment and he wrote a very interest
ing article, entitled, “An Oregon
Venture in Informal Book Selling,”
which was published in “The Pub
lishers’ Weekly” August 4.
Mr. McClain said he has received
inquiries from co-operative stores
in all parts of the country in regard
to Nash’s article.
The.new board of directors for the
Co-op for the ensuing year are as
follows: Ronald Hubbs, president;
A1 Bovden, Dave Foster, Allan
Palmer and Anderson.
DRESSMAKING, altering dresses
and coats, relining coats, repair
ing. Mrs. Stansbie, 1308 Willam
ette. Phone 18G8-J.
LOST—Gray topcoat during rally
Friday night. Please return to
Emerald office.
Professor Mueller
To Lead Discussion *'
Tomorrow Evening
“Thinking Christianity Through”
is the subject to be used for a series
of discussions to be held in the
Westminster Forum at Westminster
house, 14th and Kincaid Stteets,
everv Sunday evening this term.
Professor G. Mueller of the soci
ology department will lead the first
discussion tomorrow night at 6:110.
His subject is “Who Am I?’, a
vital topic centering about our in
dividual personalities, and what they
actually niean. Prof. John Seifert
of the music school will also sing
a solo. Refreshments will be served
after the meeting a;t 7:30.
The following Sunday* October
14, the series will continue under) I
the leadership of Dean Ghorge Re
bec of the school of philosophy, who
will discuss with the group, “Some
Real Values in Life.”
All interested students are invited
to attend these meetings, and also to
meet with the Sunday morntng Bible
class, which is lead by Ddan E. L.
Shirrell at Westminster house at
9:45. An interested group of some
75 students met with Dean Shirrell
last Sunday.
No student will be allowed in
the student section at the field this
afternoon until all four lines of
ipjie serpentine have entered the
field, according to Joe McKeown.
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