University of Oregon, Eugene BAY NASH. Editor MILTON GEORGE, Manager EDITORIAL BOARD Claudia Fletcher.Managing Editor Walter Coover-Associate Editor Carl Gregory . Telegraph Editor Richard H. Syring _ Sports Editor Wilfred Brown.P. I. P. Editor Donald Johnston ---Feature Editor vrden X. Pangborn - Literary Editor Elizabeth Schultze .Society Editor News and Editor Phones, 666 DAY EDITORS: William Schulze, Mary McLean, Frances Cherry, Marian Sten, Dorothy Baker, Miriam Shepard. NIGHT EDITORS: J. Lynn Wykoff, chief; Lawrence Mitchelmore, Myron Qriftyi, Rex Tussing, Ralph David, Floyd Horn. ASSISTANT NIGHT EDITORS: Joe Rice, Mil Prudhomme, Warren Tinker, Joe Freck. Glenn Gall, Harold Bailey, W. J. Loundagin, Harold Kester, Charles Barr, Wilfred Brown, Thomas Pumfrey. , SPORTS STAFF: Joe Pigney, Harry Dutton, Chalmers Nooe, Chandler Brown, Warren Tinker, Scott Milligan. FEATURE STAFF: Florence Hurley, John Butler, Clarence Craw, Charlotte Kiefer. THEATER NEWS: William Schulze, John Caldwell. UPPER NEWS STAFF: Amos Burg, Ruth Hansen, La Wanda Fenlason, William Haggerty. NEWS STAFF: Grace Taylor, Elise Schroedcr, Maryhelen Koupal, Josephine Stofiel, Thirza Anderson, Etha Jeanne Clark, Mary Frances Dilday, Elaine Crawford, Audrey Henricksen, Phyllis Van Kimmell, Margaret Tucker, Gladys Blake, Ruth Craeger, Leonard Delano, Chrystal Ordway, Margaret Reid, Glenna Heacock, Irene Urfer, Joe Rice, Leonard Hagstrom, Margaret Thompson, Alice Gorman, Thelma Kem, Evelyn Shaner, Floyd Horn, Jean Young. BUSINESS STAFF LARRY THIELEN—Associate Manager Ruth Street .. Advertising Manager Bill Bates .....Foreign Adv. Mgr. Bill Hammond ™ Ass’t Advertising Mgr. Wilbur Shannon _ Circulation Mgr. Charles Reed . Ass't. Advertising Mgr. _ ' . * Luciefle George _Mgr. Checking De.*>t. Dudley - Assistant Circulator EdL B insert —.. Circulation Manager Frederica Warren . Circulation Assistant ADVERTISING SALESMEN—H. Day Foster, Richard Horn. Harold Kester, Ray Smick, John Caldwell, Kenneth Mpore, Eugene Laird, Margaret Underwood, Ina Tremblay. FINANCE ADMINISTRATOR—George Welter. ADVERTISING ASSISTANTS—Harold Bailey, Herb King, Ralph Mlllaap. OFFICE ADMINISTRATION—Lova Buchanan, Margaret Foorman, Dorothy David son, Helen Kutenhrink, I’uuline Frigmore, Elizabeth McCord. The Oregon Dally Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily exeept Sunday and Monday during the College year. Member, United Press News Service. Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press- Entered in the postoffice at Epgene, Oregon, as seoond-ciass matter. Subscrip tion rata, 12.60 per year. Advertisin'? rates uppn application. Residence phone, editor, 721; manager, 2709. Business office phone, 1896. Dag Editor This Issue—Pod Sten Night Editor This Issue—Floyd Horn Assistant Night Editor— Warren Tinker TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1928 Inspection of Plant Should Include Teachers “TAADS,” on organization limited to fathers of students at the University, sprang into being only last term, but already it has taken on the shape of an instrument that means business. At a brenfast get togethor of the executive committee last, Sunday the members talked ovpr the student situation at the University and made some decisions, mysteries as yet to the public^ which are hinted to bo epochal. 1 Two weeks from Thursday the same body is coming down to the campus to look over the condition of students and University at first hand. Their avowed interest, in the main, is to find out as well as they can in so limited a time just about the present working facilities in each school and department. Although the investigating group will bo handicapped by the brevity of their visit, as eflj&jrt executives and men of affairs approuching the educational plant in an attitude of helpful criticism, no doubt they will be able to see many lacks and dis crepancies that have escaped the more accustomed eyes of the men on the job. Certain it is, anyway, that what ever their suggestions may be for the betterment of instruction, equip ment, or what not, their qualifica tions as critics will go unchallenged. And whether their sampling of the University as it is now conducted seems sweet or sour to them, it will be from a fresh viewpoint of im mense value to Oregon. The policy of the administration is more sensi tive to the will of the fathers than to that of any other possible com bination of men in the state. For this reason, the Emerald is anxious, for the students’ part, that the Dads, if it is at all feasible in the one day they are spending with us, give a fair proportion of it to a scrutiny of the faculty staff, llow does the Oregon faculty size up alongside those of similar institu tions f There has been u lot of desultory student comment this year in par ticular about professors who are lured away from Oregon by irresist ible bait; too often limy have been tho kind we are sorriest to lose. I the Dads can submit some sort '0 remedy wo shall be grateful. Tin human factor in the University’ teaching equipment should commani at least as much deliberation as th housing. Just To Make It a Bit Brief ^"VKEGON teams with the mino sports rating have successful]; vied with their major sports broth ers in guarding Oregon’s athleti prestige. A continuance of th> present discrimination is unwar ranted. The decision lies with tin executive and student councils. Tin distinction 'Of major and mino; sports should bo stopped. Tho primitive man settled hi; quarrels “out of court.” In tin middle ages, he settled matters b; moans of trials by combat and simi lar tests ordered by his judges When prominent Oregon attorney trade fisticuffs in tho courtroom, i would seem that tho present day hac adopted a compromise measure. Another mouth and all will In over. The summer past, it must al be gone through onco moro—tin collegiate merry-go-round, whercii each rider strives to get the mos for his money. The joker in tin deck is that there are still some win don’t now what they arc trying t< get. Time to adjust sights befori another year passes by. Oregon sports managers tell of tin efficient working of the Knights ol the Hook in caring for visit inj. teams at the University of Wash ington. In almost the same breatl they complain of the difficulty oi getting co-operation in caring foi teams visiting Eugene. Tho Oregot Knights is supposed to be a service organization, not; an empty honorary for tho chosen few. This is the time of year when more than ever, the student envies tho man who punches tho time clod and doesn’t have to bother with as sigumonts of indefinite length am density. W. C. Co-e<l Takes ’Plane Trip With Father to Seattle Myrtis durst, sophomore in busi ness administration, arrived bark on the campus Sunday afternoon to tell her friends about her latest experi ence in the aviation world. Leav ing Eugene Friday, she traveled to Seattle with her father, Vein dorst,, pioneer aviation man on the coast, and the rest of the (Joist family and Saturday had the honor of “breaking the bottlo”ovor the prow of the new seaplane which her father just had built for himself, ‘“'1 christen thee Zephyr. May the spirit of the West carry you safely over the seven seas.’’ With these words, .Myitis concluded the christening ceremony, on Baud I'oint, which was attended by a number of Seattle aviators and those interested in flying. Follow ing this she and her father went on a "peach of a trip,” as she called it, over the district surrounding Seattle. The flying boat is a Boeing plane of the pusher type, the Wright Whirlwind motor being above and behind the passenger cabin so that the vision of passengers will be un obstructed. Four passengers in ad dition to the pilot can be carried in the interior of the luxurious cabin. The cost of the plane was $10,000. Yoru dorst plans to do a great : deal of "barnstorming” this summe with the “Zephyr,” ami lias prom isi'i 1 to take Mvrtis ami hor brothei Wilbur, who plans to become an air piano designer, on many of the t-ripi over tho Northwest. Y. M. 1'. A. Man Scores Educational Methods V. C. 1j. A., Los Angeles, May - (PIP)- .1, Stitt Wilson, former soc ialist mayor of Berkeley, California and present international lecturer ot tin \. M. C. A., see red the methods of education in American universi lies when he lectured here last week “Many students go four years to college and know less when they graduate than when they entered,” Wilson charged. “Their minds are pickled with the traditions of those gone on before, and free thought is discouraged. Those who desire to In individual lueu and women in life should not bo imitators of tin American university routine.” Professor II. C. Gavit Writes Law Article Bernard C. davit, who is coping ti the University of Oregon next Vi ar as professor of law, recently had an article published in tho lu d'iana Law Journal dealing with "■ T-'iitui*' interests in .Indiana PEOF. HOEN DISLIKES EID- : ING IN A CAE DEIVEN BY VEEY INTELLECTUAL P E E S O N S — THEY USUALLY HAVE THEIK MINDS ON OTIIEE THINGS. Ho ought to feel perfectly safe while riding in any of the student owned machines. (We are indebted to the Oregon Journal for the following paragraph which was taken from its account of “Dream Follies’’ following the Portland showing): “The interpretation of a Hula girl’s (lance, by Rodney Banks, eccentric dancer, nearly stopped the show early in the first act. As he stumbled from the stage his grass skirt became unfastened, exposing a very ultra-collegiate pair of shorts.” » * * “WHY RODNEY, HOW COULD YOU?” * * * FIJIS AT THE CHI O HOUSE FOR DINNER CHI O: “Have you got a leg?” DOUG WILSON: “I had two when I came in.” . CHI 0: “Oh I mean does the leg of the table bother you?” DOUG WILSON.' “That’s all ' SOCIETY NOTE “Topsy,” Kate Talbot’s dog, was a recent week-end guest at the Sig ma Nu houso. * * * r \ EVEN COLLEGE PROFESSORS CAN PASS AS COLLEGIANS Isabell Murry, premiere danseuse of tlie Dream Follies, had been car rying on quite a flirtation baekstago with a eollegiato individual with a lil moustache n’everything, “Your act was fine, lzzie.” “Thanks, ol’ bean,” and she gave him a hearty swack on the back. A few minutes later to some stage hand: “Who is that darling man?” “Harry Camden, professor iu the Art Department.” (It required three stage hands and four fire buckets of water to revive Miss Murry). # * * RADIO ADDICT INSANE Idaho Man Hounded Into Asylum By Broadcasting Stations (Headlines in Oregonian) It's high time that some of the i forces combatting the drug evil | were being directed towards stamp- j 1 ing out the above menace to our na- | | tioual health: » » * Terry King, A. B. C. telephone ! artist ami holder of several world records for endurance, called tiSS j • (by force of habit) when he really wanted the Kugeuo Farmers’ Cream ery. He didn't hear the girl answer "Hendricks Hall" so he went ahead and began pricing ice cream. The joke didn't get out until this morning when he got off the phone, TAMO US LAST WORDS ‘Number please” SKVEV SKKRs Him Tips COLONIAL — “THREE’8 A CROWD.” A Harry Langdon fan who enjoys seeing our frigid faced hero semaphore emotions to his audience might get his money’s worth from this picture?—providing everything besides Langdon could be eliminated. The plot just simply isn’t. Once in a while a good gag struggles free, but the most of them are quickly drowned in wishy-washy bathos. Langdon helps a poor girl and her ehee-ild through reels of snow to a bleak ending when the beneficiaries are reclaimed. —W s MCDONALD — “ RESURREC TION.” This photoplay gets off to a sloppy start, but long before the end it more than redeems itself. We haven’t read the novel of the same name by Count Leo Tolstoy, upon yvhich the picture is based, but if it is half as good as the motion picture, we want to read it. Dolores Del Rio does some magnificent act ing, with Rod La Roche a close sec ond. This is one film drama that can be truthfully called powerful, beautiful and human. It is well worth seeing. Also there is an atmospheric pro logue, a news reel, a comedy and a “Trip Though the Organ,” by Frank D. C. Alexander. —W. S. IIEILIG: Tuesday and Wednes day: William Haines in “West Point:’’ one of those snappy ex hilarating pictures for which Haines is famous, including some of his best sub-titles and gags. As a I’lebe, he learns the spirit of the Corps by his cocky attitude towards every cnc and every thing in general. He proves that he is of the right stuff when he gets the chance to show his merit for his team against the Navy in their annual gridiron clas sic. Joan Crawford co-stars with JIaines as Betty Channing, one of those impulses for bigger and better love affairs; this is one typo of picture that is unusual in that it shows America’s young men at their best; tiie pick of the nation. So Haines, erstwhile Brice Wayne at last becomes one of West Point’s rg^iiTaf£'^5>,'prethr'e:'‘'1iira't’ - really is good. '■ ' Also . Pathc News reel; Aesop’s Fables comedies and a comedy by Hal Roach that" is so funny it is tragical. All together, it is a good performance throughout. Mortar Board, honorary Senior Woman’s society, is sponsoring Wed nesday night’s performance, ahd, special'feature’s will be added*. . JEC * * * IiiEX: Last day: “San Francisco Nights” is old stuff with a new twist and is extremely rvell done. There are some remarkable char acter sketches portrayed. Tom O’Brien, unforgettable “Bull” of “What Price Glory” superbly plays the jealous bouncer in a Barbary Coast cafe; Mae Busch, who will be NEATLY TAPERED HAIRCUTS At the Campus Barber Shop 13th. Street HURRY! HURRY! LAST DAY —ALSO— COMEDY VARIETY REX MUSIC fi£2S remembered as the shoplifter ir '‘The Unholy Three,” again scored as Flo, the daneehall girl, in “San Francisco Nights;” while Percy Marmont is also good as Vicery, Every minor detail seems to have been checked up on. . In addition to the feature an in ' teresting News of the World reel, j “Jungles of the Amazon” is given and a Van Bibber comedy. Marion ; Zurcher at the organ. E. J. C. Bulletins Order of the “O”—There will be an important meeting of the Order | of the “O” today at 4 p. m. in the men’s gym. Election of officers and definite action upon tennis and golf. All lettermen bo present. Frank Riggs, president. Pot and Quill will meet this evening at 7:30 at the home of Mrs. Clara Fitch. Phi Theta Upsilon—Important busi ness meeting Wednesday", 5 p. m., at Woman’s building. Sigma Delta Chi—Meets at Anchor age this noon. William M. Tug ■ man will give a short talk. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet—Dean Elmer Shirrell will speak on “Relation of Cabinet to the Campus and the Rest of the University” at Y hut, 5 p. m. Amphibian meeting tonight. Very important. All members and pledges be there at 7:30 sharp. Senior class meeting at Villard hall tonight at 7:30. It is important that all class members be there. Girls’ baseball games scheduled for this week are: Wednesday, fresh men vs. seniors, and juniors vs. sophomores; Friday, freshmen sec ond team vs. juniors, and sopho mores vs. seniors. Freshmen-senior hockey game to morrow night at 5 o’clock. Juniors, sophomores, freshmen. Class officers for next year to be nomi nated today. Juniors will meet at 4 o’clock in room 107, Villard. Sophomores meet at 4 o ’clock in j Villard assembly. Freshmen meet at 5 o’clock in Villard assembly. Important that all be there! Alpha Dolta Sigma—Next to last meeting of the year at the Anchor age next Thursday noon. Election of officers for next year. Every body come. Tickets for the canoe fete are now on sale at graduate manager’s of fice, Qo-o.p and Kuykendall drug store. Reserved seats, 50 cents, and general admission, 35 cents. Phi Chi Theta meeting tonight at 7:15, 106 Commerce. All mem bers please attend. Important meeting. Regents To Make New Appointments May 12 New- appointments will (be the main feature of the regular board of Tegents’ spring meeting May 12. Regular routine business will also be approved. Gretchen wants to know if you put a dime instead of a nickel in the jflayer pigjao, will it play louder? Never Gets a "Bite” From This Tobacco Jasper, Tenn, March 23, 1927 Larus& Bro. Co. Richmond, Va. Gentlemen: I have always wanted to smoke a pipe. After several attempts I gave my “taste” up, for with each trial I got a blistered tongue. One evening, when looking over a certain outdoor magazine, I read that a certain fisherman could catch more fish when using “Edgeworth,” so I decided I would try “his” tobacco— for I am no poor fisherman! The next day I tried to secure Edge worth. The local country storekeeper did not have it, so I sent by a friend to the city for my first Edgeworth. Two things have happened: I still smoke Edgeworth, and the local storekeeper always has a supply. I catch fish and never get “a bite” from Edgeworth! Yours for keeps, H. V. Massey Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco FRENCH PASTRY A large assortment of delicious warm weather pastries— Strawberry Tarts, Cream Eclairs, Mocha Squares, French Doughnuts, etc., baked fresh every day in our own bakery College Side Inn Grille Dance After Canoe Fete • • '-—--4 SEEK YE NO FURTHER, DIOGENES . * This jobbie Diogenes was a Greek who left his fruit stand for the commend able purpose of questing for honesty by good old-fashioned lamp-light. And now, loud and ever elearer, rings the cry from the housetops: “Diogenes_ throw away your lantern . . . here’s an honest cigarette! Have a Camel!” Camels have but one raison d’ etre—to pack the smoke-spots of the world uith the "fill-fullment” every experienced smoker seeks. Fill your own smoke-spot with a cool cloud of Camel smoke, and hear it sing out_ “Eureka!” (from the Greek, “Eureka,” meaning—“Oboy, here ’tis!”). Qi9:s R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, WiB«t«p.SaleQ , N. C.