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Day Editor This Issue— Mary McLean Night Editor This Issue— Myron Griffin Assistant Night Editor—Tom Pumfrey THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1928 Haste Makes Waste; Clearing the Field THE student council has frequent-. ly been held guilty of doing nothing. The story of yesterday’s session reads- quite differently for the meeting was probably the most productive of the year. The ordered tut. in the Junior Yod-Vil admission prices and the resolution that the top price of one dollar be made the permanent limit for future Vod-Vils met with enthusiastic approval as the news spread over the campus last night, indicating that the coun cil had truly represented campus opinion. The wholesale abolition of honor ary societies, 14 in all, will doubt less meet with protests from some quarters, but on the whole is a measure "which deserves commenda tion. i ***** In ordering a reduction of prices for the Dream Follies^ the council struck at the practice,»*►£ each suc ceeding class seeking to surpass the achievements of those going before and asking the students to foot the mounting bills. As Don Beclar said, the idea behind campus productions such as the Vod-Vjl is to provide entertainment and an outlet for talent for the campus folk. There is. no quarrel over the fact that the Vod-Vils of the past have made enough profits tu make up for de ficits accrued by other activities of Junior Week-end, but there is a stiong opinion current on the cam pus that the revile directorate has gone too far in planning an extrava ganza which would seem to necessi tate increased prices for tickets. The desire of the directorate to produce a show which would rank with if not surpass that of last year in excellence js only natural and not at all blameworthy. The error if in that they went ahead with plans'calling for greatly increased expenditures without seeking to de ti rmin'e probable campus opinion while there still was time to alter ■the plans. Now, the directors come forward with the statement that if the ordered cut, which they propose tc ignore, be made, it means that the junior class will be left with a deficit. The members of the directorate should know what they arc talking about. It is better that the original scale of prices be followed than that tin class bo loft holding the sack. The students of all classes have already proved their loyalty and de sire to see the campus-produced re vue by buying heavily in the ad vance ticket sale, yet condciunat ion of the raise in prices has been almost universal. Whether the student University Librarian Receives Appointment Miss Emma Stephenson, formerly of the library staff at the University of Oregon and at present assistant reference librarian at the Univer sity of California, has just been ap pointed as the head of the order department of the American library of Paris. Miss Stephenson is expected to visit her home near Eugene next mouth before she leaves to take up her new duties in Paris. Miss Stephenson graduated from the University of Oregon in Hilt) and lias since graduated from the library school of the New York Public Library School in Now York City. STANFORD UNIVERSITY, PALO ALTO, April 1'.—(P.I.P.) —Clarence “Cook” Nvpher, varsity catcher for the past three years, was elected council has 1 lie power 'to net prices on class undertakings is beside the point; student opinion, if one can believe anything of what he hears, is behind the council in its action. The significance of the occurrence should be born in mind by all who lay plans to entertain the student body in the future. # * * * * Oregon has lined up with the more progressive student bodies among American universities in abolishing honorary societies which have either become inactive or have no real pur pose .for. their, existence. Societies ..purpose merely clutter up the campus without a definite and legitimate life and form roosts for campus “joiners,” no matter how many and how frequently meetings are held. Some of the honoraries ordered dissolved started wtih a fine object in view, but interest declined and the societies became in active, or at least ineffective. Others lost out because they were unsuccessful in duplicating the func tions of similar organizations. Nothing hinders a healthful growth of campus activities so much as an accumulation of lifeless or ganizations. The field is now well cleared and Oregon students can go ahead with the cultivation of soil of less doubtful productivity. —W. C. Those W/ho Dance Must Pay the Piper ALL those disagreeable words floating around in the air now adays- hard times, unemployment, business depression —seem to have settled upon the University student body on masse. Reports from the cashier's office reveal the fact that students are paying their fees more slowly this term than ever before. Perhaps it is only the “Scotch” in them, caus ing them to retain their dutch upon their wealth until the last minute. Tn all probability the reason lies deeper. The prosperity of our par ents is largely barometric of our own and at present a good many fathers are suffering from the cur rent depression. There are an un usually large number of working students who also feel the effect of slowed down business activity. These, then, .may be reasons for not being able to pay but they are not reasons for not paying. The Uni versity cannot do a credit business and cruel though it may seem—if you can’t pay, don’t, stay and there are only two days and a half left to do so without u late pay ment fine of three dollars. | captain of the Cardinal baseball nine last Monday. Syplier is a scrap py and aggressive player, called by Coach “Diitk” Templeton of Ore track team “the best catcher that Stanford has ever had. The new captain is registered from Puyallup, Washington. Social Group Formed After Extension Work An extension class for the Port land association of credit men lias formed a permanent organization called the “Association .Speech t ’lass. ’’ This group will give a dinner at the Multnomah hotel Friday, April 27, at which J. K Horner, instructor of tho class, will be the guest of honor. The work was concluded soc ial weeks ago, but the permanent .rgauizution was formed because of the interest created , TStSEVEN L SEERS YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO FAR TO FIND INCONSISTENCIES IN THIS WORLD. ■ A law requires fire gongs on sleeping porches of living organiza tions, but not in class rooms. ADMINISTRATION WORRIED OVER SENIOR LEAP WEEK Visions of Early Morning Hours Distress Faculty EUGENE, Ore., April 18— (KP) —With Senior Leap Week festivi ties rapidly approaching and word spreading around that the dean of women and her assistant will bo out of town, University officials today made no effort to conceal their un easiness as Thursday approached. The University request that everybody bo in by 1:00 A. M., un' less it carries more weight than the request to pay fees early, will not take care of the situation. TODAY’S DIRECTORY ANSWER .“Would you like to go to a show tonight?” “Isherwood.” » # * “Boy; everything all ..touches turns to gold.” “Buy, Rastus; how long you all been working at dat University de pot?” Prof. Erl> asked somebody what a factory was. The answer was, “a place where there is machinery.” Then Mr. Krb asked if it couldn’t have just men and no machinery. It was decided that it could, and then Mr. Erb went on to say that even then there was quite a similarity, that even men had to get oiled oc casionally. LIFE'S LITTLE TRAGEDIES The professor of the “by mail” dancing school turns down an invi tation to a formal because he can’t dance. Bliss All so nos and Dick Gordon, prominent hands out at the Dolt Farm, walked to the campus in the big storm Monday noon under a vivid red umbrella. They say they were returning said umbrella to a Theta and tve hoard they were look ing for toe rubbers before they left but—oh, well one does get so wet in these rain storms without any protection. Released from pledgo Is Johnny O’Hare; Used to put tacks In house proxy’s chair. Somebody advertises that he is willing to exchange a seaside lot for a radio. Suppose he has to move to the city for business rea sons, and figures that a radio will jtake the place of the ocean’s roar. THETA CHI S REALLY HARD UP What with Dream Follies, fees and University depot charges. The ta Chi men are getting so broke they have to buy their grapes one at a time. Claire Coe, Theta Chi frosli, jumped off the Kappa Sig bridge into the millraeo the other night, fully clothed, for a dollar. Morning Register) FOE SALE—Alfalfa hav, $22 per [ton, $1.10 per 100 lbs. OKAY’IS CASH CARRY. 115-12 Frosli! Uo down ami ‘‘carry" us up a ton of alfalfa! FAMOUS LAST WOPRS "Marry me and I’ll wash the dish es " SKYF\ v-KKRs Theaters McDonald—First day—Reginald. Denny in “That’s My Daddy,” a fast and fun filled farce comedy of the countless complications that be fell a goodlooking young bachelor with matrimonial ideas and a cute little girl on his hands; also George McMurphey and his Kollege Knights in “Fun Frolic” with Jack Wald ron, harmonieist supreme, nightly at 8:50; “Snookums” comedy and “Oswald” the lucky rabbit; Para mount news events; Frank D. C. Alexander in musical comedy set tings on the super organ. (Tonight only—Spocial “Preview” of one of the newest feature pictures, start ing EARLY,.at 9:10; and followed by the regular second show.) Coming—Carl Laemmle’s “Love Me and the World is Mine,” a fas cinating drama of Vienna, land of love and lovers, produced on a lav ish scale, and reuniting tho stars of and Norman Kerry, with Betty Compson, Henry B. Walthall and hundreds of players. Rex—First day—Leatrice Joy and Charles Ray in “Nobody’s Widow,” adapted from the stage farce by Avery Hopwood, a mirthful medley of matrimonial mixups, with Phyllis Haver and David Butler support ing the stars; Marion Zurcher at the organ. Today is “Family Day” at the Rex.) Coming—Zone .Grey’s new novel, “Under Tonto Rim,” a red-blooded romance of the gold rush days in Arizona. HEILIG—Association vaudeville; Sextette of soldierly syncopationists securing seductive strains from six silver saxophones. That masterly collection of s’s describes the Cadet Sextette, Monarchs of the Saxo phone; Ross and Ross, father and son, featuring Leonard, World’s champion Boy Bag Puncher, are adroit bag punchers who give an exhibition that does not appear to be as difficult as it really is; Char acterizations in song will be the novelty offering of Sue Russell and Paul Haggerty; Leslie Hall is a juggling conversationalist whose clever manipulations and amusing anecdotes keep one in a continuous State of thrill and laughter; Mack And Millard is not “We” just “us.” Metro News; Hal Roach our Gang Comedy, “The Smile Wins.” Coming—-“In Old Kentucky” fea turing Helen Castollo, also Singers Musical Stock Co., “Wild Geese” featuring Bello Bennitte, Anetia Stewart and Wesley Barry; U. of O. Junior Vaudeville; “The City;” '‘Her Honor the< Governor.” U. of C. Co-eds Campus Visitors Last Sunday Several members of the Woman’s League of the University of Cali fornia came through Eugeno this week-end and were entertained at the Sigma Nu house Sunday. Miss Elizabeth; Dempster, vice president of tho student body at California, and a member of the Woman’s league, was in tho party, accompanied by Glennis Botswick of California. Vena Gaskill, Esther Hardy, Edith Webster and Donald Beclar wore among xdhose who entertained the visitors. -*_ Bulletins Them Will be a Meeting of the Junior Week-end Directorate to day at 3 p. m. Important that all members attend. Crossroads Tonight—Meets at the usual time and place. Junior Vod-Vil cast will meet today at 7:30 p. in. in the Woman’s building. Pi Lambda Theta Tea in Alumni hall today at 4:00, All members are utged to attend. Donut Baseball—League A, Kappa Sigma vs Bachelordon; League B Phi Kappa Psi vs Psi Kappa, Thursday at 4 o ’clock. To-Ko-Lo Meeting tonight at the College Side, 7:30. All freshmen and sophomore members out. Marooned Men Plan Week-End for Hop To New York Field MONTREAL, QUEBEC, April 18 —LTP—The trans-Atlantic plane Bremen may be ready to leave Greenly Island Saturday or Sunday, Robert Channon of the Canadian transcontinental airway, now at Murray Bay, said tonight. Channon made the announcement after consulting with Major James Fitzmaurice,. Irish member of the Bremen crew, who arrived late Wednesday at Lake St. Agnes air drome from Clarke City, Quebec. Channon said it was hoped to as semble the spare parts for the Bre men, at Murray Bay .and then have the Junkers monoplane F-13, sister ship of the Bremen, make a hop to Greenly Island and take in the re pairs. Major Fitzmauric.e believes the Bremen can be repaired sufficiently to make the flight from lonely Greenly Island to New York. As soon as the necessary parts are available, Fitzmaurice will then take them, back to Greenly Island and will accompany his German companions on tlieir triumphant flight from Greenly Island to New York. Hurley (Continued from page one) ford, Oregon, which had been his home for a long time, to South Car olina, where he makes his temporary residence. Other former students of the Uni versity are making names and a very substantial living for them selves in the short story field. Some of them have been winners of the Edison Marshall contest in past years and all were identified with the writing interests on the campus. Robert Ormand Case and E. J. Haycox are particularly outstand ing. Mr. Case now has a novel about to be published by Little, Brown & Company. Others who deserve credit for their literary activities in writing for fiction magazines and poetry journals are Harold Saye, E. P. Hoyt, Margaret Scavlon, Walter Evans Kidd, Harold Moore, and Nancy Wilson. New York University School of Retailing 2 Graduate Fellowships 5 Scholarships Retailing is an attractive field for college graduates. Experience in department stores is linked with instruction. Master of Science in Retailing degreegranted upon, completion of one year of graduate work . Illustrated booklet on request. For further information write Dr. Norris A. Brisco, Director, New York University School of Re tailing, Washington Square East, N. Y. C. SEE Rainier Coal Co. FOR / ’ COAL AND BRIQUETTES 15 E. 7th St. Phone 412 In the Spring A Woman’s Fancy Turns to thoughts of—yes and also clothes. We have distinctive jewelry to complete your new spring outfits. vUhe Aladdin ($ift i>liup Band to Toot at Week’s Assembly; Wide Range of Music Selected A program consisting of Oregon | songs„popular numbers and classical pieces will be presented this morn ing at assembly by the University band, under the direction of Walter L. Ferris. The assembly will open with “As I Sit and Dream at Evening” and “Mighty Oregon.” The rest of the program will be the overture, “Mar tha,” Flotow; Rernick songs, includ ing “Keep Sweeping the Cobwebs Off the Moon,” “Auf Wiedersch ’n,” and “In the Sing Song Sycamore Tree”; “Siguard Jorsalfar,” by Grieg with No. 1, Vorspiel (introduc tion), No. 2, Intermezzo (Barghild’s Dream), N[o. 3, Huldigungsmarseh (Triumphal March); the selection,. “High Jinks,” from Otto Hauerbach and Rudolf Friml’s musical farce; a march, “The U. S. Field Artillery,” by Sousa, and the closing Pledge song. The selections show a -well bal anced choice ranging from tho fa miliar school songs to the national University Hi Golfers Defeated by Eugene Hi The University High school golf team was defeated by the Eugene High team, 9 to 0, on the public, course on South Willamette street Tuesday afternoon. Each of the three men playing for Eugene won three points. Dick Near won from Robert Prescott Jr.; Walter Luman from Bill Booth; and Bob Near from George Pratt. Lumait made the nine-hole course in 37, Dick Near in 38 and Bob Near in 40. NITE CLUB Friday Campa Shoppe Regular Grille Saturday folk ballads and best work of Grieg and Sousa./ A criticism of Grieg’s “Triumphal March” says it is one of the most superb marches in existence, equalled only by the marches of Schubert, Wagner, and Tschaikowsky. It is one of the longest of Grieg’s com positions and one of the most stir ring. The “Piu mosso” (the second part) is 'one of the most exquisitely tender episodes in all musical litera ture; a melody rivalling Schuber, the greatest of all melodists, at his very best. Week-end Trips —remarkably low roundtrip fares and convenient travel servia . via Southern Pacific Go by train or use the new, de luxe silver-gray motor-coaches, sur prisingly comfortable and specially tickets, unless specially restricted, *re good on the motor-coaches. rBy Train or Motor Coaches To Albany, Salem, Portland Trains 2:35, 4:50 aan.; fl-*-10 3:00,6:40 pan. Motor Coaches 7:30,9:40,10:30 a.m.; 2:31,4:30p.m. To Corvallis Motor Coaches 7:30,10:30 aan. J 2:31,4:30 pan. To Roseburg Trains 1:35 a.m.; 12:05 pan. Motor Coaches 2, 6:35 pan. To Medford, Ashland Trains, 1:35 a.m., 12:05 pan. Motor Coaches 2 pan. fExtra Fare. Southern for this service. Your rail P.G. LEWIS, Ticket Agent Phone 2200 LET NEWT BE YOUR LAUNDRESS He will wash your clothes with a mother’s loving care. When Newt washes them they are clean. 252 Domestic Laundry The Peak of Spring Styles are shown in our new shipment of Hats. Snappy models; Eyebrow, Yisca; Hats with droop brims—all suitable for campus wear. 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