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Loundagin FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1928 Car-Tagging Campaign Shows Regulation Need Automobile drivers of high and low degree who returned to find an official invitation attached to the wheels of their ears parked on Thirteenth street yesterday are indignant. Anyway some of the fourteen tagged are, and they arc vituperating everyone from the police to the top of University of ficialdom. On investigating the alleged mass attack of the Eugene police force on the University student body, the inquirer discovered this regulation, which was passed by the city at the University administration’s re quest last month: “It shall be unlawful for the driver of any vehicle to park or leave standing upon Thirteenth ave nue in the city of Eugene, between Onyx street and Kincaid street, at any time between 8 o’clock a. m. and fi o’clock p. in. of each day such vehicle.” ** The ordinance was asked as a protection for students crossing the street and perhaps was occasioned by a couple of minor accidents that occurred last year in this popular loitering area. It is also pointed out, that with a row of parked autos along each curb and a bus or truck in the middle, an iron nerve is required for a driver to thread the precarious route without mishap. Welfare of the students, the pri mary avowed purpose, is thus sub stantiated by the consideration of safety to motorists. The problem of where to park cries out for solution. The nico tino tree parking station often is jammed with cars from morning till night. University street, during class hours, is almost always nearly impassable. And Kincaid and Onyx are both too far away and too treacherous to be feasible. Where Jo park? H is clearly a case of further re striction or more central automobile havens of refuge like the nicotine court, which serves the library and administration congestion but is not adequate for the casual demand which formerly used the street. The postponement, of student ear regu lation is temporary. Other institu tions have clamped down the lid rigorously, and the situation here should serve as a handwriting on the wall. The dignity of student self-government demands that the student body determines its diffi culties at least one jump ahead of an administrative ukase. And, in tho meantime, additional parking area space would help. Action Expressed !n Dollars Needed LAST Saturday ’s Emerald carried a story to tho effect that the Oregon round-the-world debaters would be stranded when they readied New York this week. The junior class recommended that the profit derived from Junior Shine Hay be used to help defray tho de baters’ expenses until they could obtain the guarantees due them from scheduled debates in this coun try. A number of the leading stu dent officials on the campus ex pressed their opinion that ’•some thing should be done.’’ Tho three men are now in New York and to date the only evidence that anything whatsoever has 'been done by the student officials is con tained in tho approved statements U. S. C\, Los Angeles, Feb. tld.— (P.I.P.)—More than 11(3,000 people have watched Coach Leo Callaud’s University of Southern California basketball team in its six games in the Pacific coast conference, accord ing to figures released through tho Associated Student’s offices at the made by Fred West in this morn ing’s Emerald to the effect that the three touring debaters* had been ex travagant in spending money on personal wants; therefore they should try and raise money from personal resources. The three men who have been representing tho University in all parts of the world have been doing a valuable service and deserve all the support that can be possibly given them in their undertaking. Prof. J. If. Horner gives a suffi cient statement as to why their fi nances are as they are at present. It is inconsistent that the student body should unmurmuringly continue to give financial aid to sports which do not pay their way, and at the same time allow tho stranding of the men who have carried out the biggest single piece of work to bo undertaken in years by Oregon un dergraduates. There have been instances in the past when special collections have been made from fraternities so that certain athletes could go to track meets. Then again, money was raised for the benefit of two Ore gon tennis stars who were stranded in the east a summer or two ago. We do not belittle the worth of athletes and athletics to tho Uni versity, but we do believe that the debaters are entitled to the same care and consideration. Prof. Hor ner has explained that what is wanted is not a donation but a loan which will be paid from tho guar antee funds to come from scheduled debates. Surely the council has had the matter called to its atten tion sufficiently to warrant tho taking of the necessary action. —W. C. Campus Activities Worthy of Support THE question of how to soil enough student body member ship curds mid thus defray the ex penses incurred by student body activities is proving to be h tartar on the campus at the University of California at Eos Angeles. A student assembly was almost unanimous in voting to buy the tickets, but when it came to the matter of actually making the pur chase the purse strings were tight ened. After five months have passed, 29 living organizations have not re ported a 10(1 per cent sale of the pasteboards. The next move, sug gests the Daily Bruin, will be to secure the approval of the regents and make the buying of member ship cards a part of the entrance re quirements. j Oregon students have long since become accustomed to contributing their bit toward the support of stu dent body affairs along with the various other fees exacted from them. Few consider it an unjust practice. The attendance would not bo so largo were it necessary to purchase a ticket each time one de 1 sired to attend a game or a con cert, a situation which would make necessary either higher prices or the abandonment of the program. A program of activities embrac ing sports events, concerts and lec tures fills a needed function in the life of a university. The successful operation of such a plan is depend ent on adequate financial support, something which is best guaranteed by hard and fast rules, (jranted that there are drawbacks to compulsory student body membership, we be lieve that the worth of the end justifies the means. —IV. 0. university here today The largest crowd in the history of 1\ C. basketball, more than SUOO people, saw the Southern California U. C. E. A. game at the Olympic auditor ium last week, it is expected that even larger crowds will attend the remaining two contests Thursday and Saturday of tills week. , TSt SEVEN SEERS EIGHT YEAE OLD EGG FOUND —Headline. The cold storage men must be get ting hard up too; letting such fresh eggs go on the market. # * * “IF EUGENE WERE HOLLYWOOD” Seven Seers: We suggest that if the following celebrities should come to Oregon, the following elections to office and pledgings would result. Be^pect fully submitted by Ima McRaker N. I. Slingit Women’s Houses: Alpha Chi, Gertrude Ederle; A D Pi, Renee Adorce; Alpha Xi, Mary Astor; Alpha Phi, Billie Dove; Alpha Gam, Mary Pickford; Chi O, Greta Garbo; D Z, Nita Naldi; Gamma Nu, Irene Rich; Theta, Anna Q. Nillson; Kappa, Mae Murray; Pi Phi, Bebe Daniels; Diji, Constance Talmadge; Gamma Phi, Pola Negri; Phi Mu, Lois Wilson; A O Pi, Marian Davies; Sigma Beta Phi, Dolores Del R'io; Tri-Delt, Clara Bow; Kappa Delta, Mae McAvoy; Hendrick’s, Marion Nixon, Susan Campbell, Patsy Ruth Miller; Three Arts, Greta Nissen. Men’s Houses: A. T. O., Reginald Denny; Delt, Rod LaRoquc; Beta, John Gilbert; Kappa Sig, Thos. Meighan; Chi Psi, Conrad Nagel; Phi Delt, Lloyd Hughes; Fiji, Wm. Haines; Ph'i Psi, John Barrymore; Phi Sig, Wm. Boyd; S. A. E., Wm. Collier, Jr.; Sigma Chi, Gilbert Roland; Sigma Nu, Richard Dix; Sig Ep, George Lewis; Theta Chi, Jack Pickford; ABC, Raymond Griffith; Alpha U, Harold Lloyd; Bachelordon, House Peters; Delta Epsilon, Noah Beery; S P T, Neill' Hamilton; Psi Kappa, Buster Keaton; Friendly Hall, Monte Blue. -YfeS, 111 SAY SO! Suggested Revision of Faculty and Student Body Offices: President, Adolph Menjou; Dean of Men, Ronald Coleman; Dean of Women, Vilma Banky; Dean of Law School, Theodore Roberts; Pres, of A. S. U. O., Ben Lyons; Pres, of Y. W. C. A, Janet Gaynor; of Women’s League, Norma Shearer; of Phi Betej George K. Arthur; Yell Leader, Douglas Fairbanks; Pros, of Mortar Board, Mary Brian; Pres, of Friars, Richard Barthelmess. THE AUTHOR OF THE ABOVE IS ANONYMOUS. WILL HE OR SHE PLEASE CALL FOR A LEATHER BOUND VOLUME OF “TITE A N 0 L E WORM’S RE VENGE” ! Z * * Mr. I. Scream Cohn, author of the | "Angle Worm’s Revenge,” at a late hour today was trying to recollect 1 the last chapter of the serial that he devoured when overcome by hunger in the College Side Tuesday. Witness claim that he became alarmed when he failed to wipe the coiroe stains oil' his chin and ac j cused the waitress of feeding him hc-rse liniment. She denied this and said sho didn’t know what it was but that it wasn’t liniment. Mr. Cohn remembered that if the papers wore returned, the villain would tear up the child, but he was not sure whether Tin Pan Pan, the dog, jumps through the window at the villain's throat or comes down the chimney like Santa Claus and bites off ono of his garters. The giui in the corner was not loaded, but Mr. Cohn seemed to think that Tin Pan Pan staggered out through the door with two shots in him, waving an empty bottle. He said the part where I. Wiggle, the worm, was tossed into the sausage grinder ended in a lot of bologna. FAMOUS LAST WOK PS “End of the liue. Everybody off.” I SEVEX SEERS 'campus .Bulletin The Vagabond (The lectures on today’s cal endar have been selected for their general appeal. Everyone is welcome.) “The Floating Continents and the Sinking Oceans,” by Dr. Edwin T. Hodge. Class—General Geology. 101 Condon, 9 a. m. ‘‘Socialism Before the War,” by Professor Walter Barnes. Class—Modern Europe. 110 John son, 2 p. m. Dial meet Monday night at Peg. Clarke’s, 542 E. 12th street. Social swim, 7:30 this evening in Woman’s building. Cosmopolitan club—Play tryouts will be held 5 p. m. Monday at the Y. M. C. A. Hut. Heaters > IIEILIG—‘“Bon Hur,” the immor tal, the masterpiece that defies de scription. Four complete showings daily, 1:00, 3:00, 7:00 and 9:00. Presented with the original road show musical score played by Fred dy Holt. The huge sea battle and chariot scenes depicted by the “mag nascope” and effects. Coming—“Love” the great tra gedy of a forbidden love. “The Stu dent Prince,” the glorious romance of the stage brought to the screen. McDONALD—Second day— Wal lace Beery and Raymond Hatton in “Wife Savers,” with the “joy boys of film fun” in their newest and fastest cyclonic comedy, that races from the night life of Broad way to the high life of the Alps. Yodeling with yelps of spontaneous laughter, love and lung exercise, with Ford Sterling and ZaSu Pitts co-featured; also—on the stage, George McMurphy and his famous Kollege Knights in a musical melee of popular hits and fast steppings, featuring “My Ohio Home,” with special scenic effects, nightly at! 8:50; “Snookums Comedy' and Os-j jvald,” “the lucky rabbit” cartoon; ; Frank D. C. Alexander’s musical | comedy setting on the huge Wur litzer; Paramount news events. 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