(Skcgmt ®aUg Hhnmtld University of Oregon, Eugene RAY NASH. Editor MILTON GEORGE, Manager EDITORIAL BOARD Robert Galloway . Managing Editor Walter Coover . Claudia Fletcher .. Ass’t. Managing Editor Richard H. Syring Arthur Schoeni . Telegraph Editor Donald Johnston ..... Carl Gregory .v. P. I. P. Editor Margaret Long . Arden X. Pangborn . Literary Editor News and Editor Phones, C55 Associate Editor J .... Sports Editor j .. Feature Editor ... Society Editor _ i DAY EDITORS: William Schulze, Dorothy Baker, Mary McLean, Frances Cherry, Herbert Lundy, Marian Sten. NIGHT EDITORS: Lynn Wykoff, chief; J. E. Caldwell, Robert Johnson, Floyd Horn, L. H. Mitchelmore, Ralph David. Assistants : Rex Tussing, Vinton Hall, Myron Griffcn, Harold Bailey, Harry Tonkon, William Finley, Joe Freck, Everett Kiehn. SPORTS STAFF: Joe Pigney, Harry Dutton, Chalmers Nooe, Glenn Godfrey, Chandler Brown. FEATURE STAFF: Flossie R.idabaugh, Florence Hurley, Edna May Sorber, John | Butler, Clarence Craw, Charlotte Kiefer, Walter Butler. UPPER NEWS STAFF: Amos Burg, Miriam Shepard, Ruth Hansen, LaWanda Fenlason ♦ NEWS STAFF: Margaret Watson, Wilford Brown, Grace Taylor, Charles Boice, j Elise Schroeder, Naomi Grant, Orpha Noftsker, Paul Branin, Maryhelen Koupal, ; Josephine Stoficl, Thirza Anderson, Etha Jeanne Clark, Mary Frances Dilday, William i Cohagen. Elaine Crawford, Audrey Henrikson, Phyllis Van Kimmell, Margaret Tucker, : Gladys Blake, Ruth Craeger, Martiel Duke, Serena Madsen, Betty Hagen, Leonard Delano, Fred Junker, Thelma Kem. BUSINESS STAFF LARRY THI ELEN—Associate Manager Ruth Street . Advertising Manager Bill Bates . Foreign Adv. Mgr. Bill Hammond . A»s't. Advertising Mgr. Wilbur Shannon .... Ass’t. Circulation Mgr. Vernon McGee . Ass’t. Advertising Mgr. Ray Dudley . Assistant Circulator Lucielle George . Mgr. Checking Dept. Elftior Fitch . Office Administration Ed. Blssell . Circulation Manager ADVERTISING SALESMEN—Bob Moore, Maurine Lombard, Charles Reed, Francis Mullins, Eldred Cabb, Eugene Laird, Richard Horn, Harold Hester, Helen ’Williams, Christine Graham. The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of the University of Oregon, Eugene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday during the college year. Member, United Press News Service. Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene, Oregon, ns second-class matter.. Subscrip tion rates, $2.GO per year. Advertising rates upon application. Residence phone, editor, 721; manager, 2799. Business office phone, 1895. Day Editor This Issue—Frances Cherry Night Editor This Issue—Ralph David Harry* Tonkdh SATURDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1927. Oregon Must Now Ray the Piper Thoughtful students will ho somewhat dismayed at the load of debt on their shoulders which the report of the finance committee graphically reveals. The trebling of the burden in the general funds classification alone is a writing on the wall with unmistakable impli cations. The Associated Students have danced and are now face to face with the problem of paying the piper. The precarious margin shown in the football ledger adds to the sobering effect of the $<10 per student direct tax for the build ing fund. Oregon is shaking its head after an orgy of ostrich opti mism. Student over-enthusiasm erected a colossal monument to a victorious basketball squad. It indentured it self heavily in attempting to meet formidable cut-throat, athletic com petition. It hoped against reason to realize on its hairbrained specu lations. And now the A. tS. U. O. confronts the painful penalties of inflation. Pruning adventitious sprouts from the extra-curricular activities tree will not suffice; shrewd investiga tion is necessary and it may be that some of the more important branches must be sacrificed to , cheek the blighting parasite of interest. Pay ments of interest alone, it will be noted, have already reached four figured installments. The finance committee’s budget, due the middle of next month be fore the executive council, can do much to stabilize the existing mone tary weaknesses. Knowledge of t.he situation, unwavering resolu tion and u keen pair of shears are needed. Even though it hurts a little, do not flinch! The College Nation Seeks An Answer <y friend, had his hand taken off (off her shoul der.) 'SCKN'K ON HIGHWAY TO 1’OKT LAND 1. Ast WEEK-END— One blue coupe going 30 miles an hour with ono occupant in rumble sent, also one quart oil can (not filled with oil). From can a rubber tube extending through back "hi de, w to front seat, where three other occupants partake at various iittor \a!s by means of said rubber tube. (And then they say college stu dents aren’t versatile.) FAMOUS LAST WORDS “lley. how about me?” I SEVEN SEEKS W. A. A. paper chase—Girls start at Woman’s building at 2 p. in., back at 5 p. m. The Webfoot club will have its bi weekly dinner at the College Side Inn, Monday at 6 p. m. Phi Delta Kappa initiation and ban quet Saturday, December 3. Ini tiation to start at 3 p. m. in Wo man’s building. Banquet at 6 p. m. at Anchorage. Fred Clarfe, pastor of the Congrega tional church, will lead discussion group at Westminster house, Sun day at 6:30. All students in vited. Dimer h. Shirrell, dean of men, will speak: on “Consistency?” beflore members of Wesley club at Metho dist church, Sunday evening. Westminster Bible class meets Sun day morning, 9:45, at Westmin ster house under leadership of Dean E. L. Shirrell. University men and women cordially invited. V. W. C. A. discussion groups: “Poetry,” Dr. Smertenko, at her home, 740 East loth street, Sun day, 7:30 p. m. “Relationship Between Men and Women,” Miss Thomas, Bungalow, Monday at 3 p. m. “Psychology and Reli gion,” Dr. Conkliu, Bungalow, Mon day, 4 p. m. j The Campus Stroller Observes . . . . . THAT Hayward Field is lonely now, and seems to dream of past glories, while McArthur Court is awakening from the long hiberna tion in anticipation of battles to come. THAT the unintentional Seer-like appearance of this column yesterday was due to the unsolicited aid of an j over-zealous night editor. TjrfAT the new Fords have come, but— THAT the old vanity of flivver will continue to find favor in col legiate circles to a large extent. THAT the faculty, in the course of the debate over the suggested de mise of the Scandal Sheet, ex pressed the opinion that students would be in favor of abolishing any thing proposed, and— THAT we’ll bet they were think ing of final exams. • Pledging Announcement Phi Sigma Kappa announces the pledging of ddnnis Keizer of Korth Bend, Oregon. Juniors Champions In Speedball Finals The junior women won the speed ball championship last night when they defeated the sophomores 18 to 1. This is the only game the sopho mores have lost although the seniors tied them Monday, 3 to 3. The juniors lost one game to the sopho mores by a small margin. The sophomores could not seem to break through the junior backfield and they could not hold the fast' junior forward line. The seniors won their game with the freshmen, 6 to 2. The last half of the game was played by the light of the moon and one star. The mag nesia covered ghost ball could not be seen in the di mlight. The fresh men scored when one of the girls under cover of the darkness rau over the line and caught a forward pass. 12 Pencils with Name Printed in Gold, 60c Johnson City, N. Y. assorted colors, high grade No. 2 black lead, postpaid. Cases for six pencils, Morocco, $1; leather, 75c; imitation leather, 50c. LIFE AND HERALD, Johnson City, N. Y. Christmas (£atiia The kind you will bo pleased to send—and a pleasure for. your friends to receive. PRINTED—EMBOSSED—ENGRAVED ZOLLER PRINTING CO. 72 E. 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