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(Oregon Hatlg University of Oregon, Eugene SOL ABRAMSON, Editor EARL W. SLOCUM, Manager EDITORIAL BOARD Wtxr Nuh _ Managing Editor Harold Mangum .'■- Sporte Editor Phillipa Sherman, Feature Editor New* and Editor Phones, *665 BAT EDITORS: Claudia Fletcher. Beatrice Harden, Bob Galloway, Genevieve Morgan, liinnie Fisher. Alternates: Flossie Radabaugh, Grace Fisher. MIGHT EDITORS: Bob Hall, Clarence Curtis, Wayne Morgan. Jack Coolidge. _ . __ _ . n i__ SPORTS STAFF: Jack O’Meara, Diek Syring, Art Schoeni, Charles Burton, Harry Van Dine. PEATURE WRITERS: Donald Johnston, Joe Sweyd, Ruth Corey, A1 Clarke, Sam Kinley, John Butler. * OPPER NEWS STAFF: Jane Dudley, Alice Kraeft, Edith Dodge, Frances BourhilL NEWS STAFF: Helen Shank, Grace Taylor, William Schulae, Herbert Lundy, Marian 8Un, Dorothy Baker, Kenneth Roduner, Cleta McKennon, Betty SchuRle, Elaine Crawford, Frances Cherry, Margaret Long, Mary McLean, Barbara Blythe, Bras Duke, Ruth Newman, Miriam Shepard, Lucile Carroll, Betty Sohmeer, Maudie Loomis, Ruth Newton, Dan Cheney, Eva Nealon, Margaret Heneley, Bill Hag gerty, A1 Canfield. _ BUSINESS STAFF Milton George . Associate Manager 8am Kinley . Advertising Manager Herbert Lewis . Advertising Manager F. Edwin Boss .. Foreign Advertising Mgr. Zoe Neii . Assistant Advertising Manager Francis McKenna _ uircuiauon mumo Bob Dutton .... Ass’t. Circulation Manager Ruth Corey . Specialty Advertising Alice McGrath . Specialty Advertising Roberta Wells . Office Administration Advertising Assistants: Ruth Street, John Allen, Flossie Kadabaugn.woaericK FoDfctte, Maurine Lombard, Charles Reed, Larry Thielen, Carol Eberhart. rwwue, ranurure uumuaiu, —-* -' - _ OfOo* Administration: Dorothy Davis, Irene Bowlsby, Ed Sullivan, William Miller, Lou Anne Chase, Ruth Field. ___ Day Editor This Issue—Genevieve Morgan Night Editor This Issue—Henry Lumpee Assistant—Bob Hall The Oregon Daily Emerald, official publication of the Associated Students of University of Oregon, Erigene, issued daily except Sunday and Monday during -She college year. Member of Pacific Intercollegiate Press. Entered in the postoffice at Eugene Oregon, as second-class matter. Subscription rates, $2.60 per year. Adver tising rates upon application. Residence phone, editor, 2293-L; manager, 1<J2U. Business office phone, 1896. _ Unsigned comment in this column is written by the editor. Full responsibility ia assumed by the editor for all editorial opinion. TAUNT him with the license of ink.—Shakespeare. First Session of . The Star Chamber — OH, for the pen and the voice of a John Milton. If lie were only here to compose a new Areo pagitica concerning the most recent star chamber, that almighty and august body on the Oregon campus known as (speak it reverently) the Freshman Court, established by the student body. Bo it recorded that yesterday the lords met in first session to pass in judgment upon those freshman lep ers who had outraged all righteous ness by failing to wear green hats -or by walking on the grass. Picture the scene. Those mighty minds in all their dignity, justice written in the hard lines of their faces, looking neither to the right nor to the left, but gazing forward, ever forward, beyond all intimida tion and untoward influences, seek ing for tho truth. How solemn it must have been when the lord magistrates stood sil ently, their eyes heaven-bent, seek ing tho divine inspiration that would lead them to justice, pray ing that they might be led in the pjith of righteousness so that John Smith, freshman, accused of wear ing a hat—a hat, mind you—be al lotted no more and no fewer mes sages from the paddle than justico might demand for his heinous crime. What an impressive scene, and how wonderfully it might have been described in the press,, so that all the community might have sung paeans to the glory and honor of the court. But alas! The defenders of tra dition in their omniscient -wisdom decreed that their words should not fall upon profane ears. Deserting those principles of free press which are written in the blood of martyrs, disregarding the words, just a bit less learned than their own, of the immortal John Milton, they denied, on separate occasions during the session, admittance to their council of two Emerald reporters. In star chamber session the court convened. Safe from the unclean j public gaze, secure from the spying' agents of the corrupt press, they met in all the dignity befitting their offices, and determined, without fear or favor, the guilt of the freshman criminals, and the sentences com mensurate with the enormity of their crimes. Learned lords, we do not question your integrity, your honesty, your ability. Forgive us if we have of fended your judicial dignity by our gaueherie. We are but men, sirs, and are given to outworn ideas. In calling your attention to the words of Milton, lords, we do so not in an effort to cast doubt upon your wisdom, but rather to point out to you, sirs, and to your eternal glory, what a great dolt that Eng lishman must have been when he said: “This I know, that errors in good government and in a bad are equal ly almost incident; for what magis trate may not be misinformed—” Oh Milton, Milton. Oregon needs you now. [CAM PUT .Bulletin* Students not in living organiza tions who are remaining on the campus over Thanksgiving may have Oregana pictures taken at the Kcn nell-Ellis studio, on Friday and Saturday. Donut Wrestling starts Monday, November 29. All contestants on j mat for first round. Phi Chi Theta meeting cancelled, for Wednesday noon at the Anchor age. Temenids meet tonight at five | o’clock in Craftsmen’s club. Dr. Lincoln T. Wirt of national prominence as a publicist and lec- j turer will speak Tuesday evening,! November 110, on “Europe Eight i Years After the War.” Students in vited, auspices Y. M. C. A.-Y. W. C. A. Villard hall, 7:30 p. m. Orchesis meeting as usual at 7:30. Frosh (Continued from page one) much in a little time. The squad was better outfitted than ever be fore and made a neat looking outfit in their green jerseys. Carol Wil iams proved to be an efficient man ager and Don Parks was a true doc. Everyone co-operated to make the team the greatest frosh football team ever turned out at this in stitution. Was Best Team Never since the first freshman team came into existence back in 1919 has a team made a record that would compare with that of the class of 1930. Never was there a -more well balanced team and there lias never been better coach * ing. Never has such an array of football talent been forwarded to the varsity from a freshman team. Such men as Stadleman, Wood, Baldridge, Crooks, Temple, King, Warren, Pluss, Ricks, Hande, Sher rill, Harden, Murray, Stendle, Ire land, Mimnaugh, Robinson, Cole-1 man, Williams, Hatton, MacDowell, J Gabriel, ami others will be heard from in varsity circles during the next few years. Gives Experience The freshman team is the real school for future varsity material. This has been proved by this year’s varsity. Carter, Johnson, Ilodgen, Dixon, Sinclair, Kerns. Pope, Slau son, Wetzel, Vitus, Jones, Woodie, Burnell, all first stringers, played on the frosh team their first-year in school. On this team the player is instructed in the stylo of play used by the varsity, so next springy when the call is issued for spring practice, ('apt. McEwan will be able to take up where the freshman coaches left off. Former Records Following is a record of every freshman football team: 1919— Frosh 35, Eugene High 0 Frosh 34, Chemawa 0 Frosh 0, Rooks 3 1920— Frosh 27, Pacific 7 Frosh 9, Chemawa 10 Frosh 13, Rooks 0 1921— Frosh 53, Mount Angel 6 Frosh 35, Chemawa 0 Frosh 7, Washington Babes 42 Frosh 0, Rooks 0 1922— Frosh 7, Mount Angel 0 Frosh 7, Columbia 7 Frosh 0, Washington 26 Frosh 6, Rooks 0 1923— Frosh 7, Columbia 0 Frosh 46, Linfield 0 Frosh 20, Washington Babes 2 Frosh 0, Rooks 3 1924— Frosh 7, Columbia 6 Frosh 19, Mount Angel 7 Frosh 0, Washington Babes 7 Frosh 12, Rooks 13 1925— Frosh 21, Roseburg Legion 0 Frosh 7, Washington Babes 12 Frosh 7, Rooks 9 1920— . ' ° Frosh 26, Columbia 0 Frosh 32 Chemawa 7 Frosh 18 Washington Babes 19 Frosh 19 Rooks 0 % SEVEN s SEERS GOOD-BY, GOBBLER! • * * Speaking of Feeds Salted whale-tails are being im ported into Japan to solve the short age of Thanksgiving Turkey. Oh well, the Japs have one consolation. It only comes once a year. • • • TODAY’S WHEW’S WHEW Professor Mustachio Musilage, eminent billiard shark and authority on Blimp eggs, was born in Nasel ville, Oregon, the year of the big onion crop, and has been crying about something ever since. At an early age showed great promise with the ladies but was sued for breach when he was ten years old. Had a great passion for spitting from bridges and spreading glue on hen roosts. Married Miss Amealia Eavensbeak, daughter of the town crier, and had two boys who after they passed the crying age became christers, and then shysters. Taught grinology and blasting in the Uni versity of Monte Carlo, where he finally became doorkeeper. Present address, 23% Hogshead Drive, City. Clubs; Javanese Jugglers; Society for the Prevention of In-growing feet; Chi Psi. * * ******** 1 * Today’s Song Hit * * “Oh Aimee came back, in a * Cadillac, without a shack, * * O Jiminy Gee! My Aimee came -* * ' back to me.” * * * ******** * Seven. Seer All-campus mythical backfield After weeks of observation and hours of deliberation behind closed doors, the Seers announce their an nual selection: Eight half: Jack Seabrook Left half: Eef Full: Jack Jones Quarter: Eay Nash. We believe we have here one of the most smashing backfield com binations of the year. In fact they have all smashed something. Seabrook smashed a, bottle of gin; Eef, "a couple of ribs; Jones a few windows; and Nash holds the record for flunks in one quarter. In his campaign of displaying Italian talent to the world, Mus solini should want to “get his” oc casionally, to prove that Italians really can shoot straight. Lydia E. Pinkham says: “Babies are like Chinamen. They all look alike.” In Chicago the other day Queen Marie broke something »intrieate and intimate that had to do with the* holding up of her dress. She got three inches of space in every metropolitan newspaper in the land. We know a man who broke his neck and all the publicity he received was a death notice on the 16th page. HEADLINE — “Hollywood Girl Strangled With Apron Cord.” Prob ably got tangled in the parental Tuxedo’s The Season Is At Hand W e are now showing the cor rect models for this season Priced $27.00 to $45.00 All tin* necessary ac cessories too, including PATENT OXFORDS Come in any day for a try-on DeNeffe’s MEN S DRESS WEAR McDonald Theatre Bldg. strings when she wanted a film career! • * * COMING ATTRACTIONS Aimee McPherson—Return en gagement. The Rhinelander Case—Return engagement. The Army-Navy game—The Navy will endeavor to make, an ass of The Judgment Day—Stupendous the Army mule. T. TJrkey Gobbler in “Thanksgiv ing”—Farewell tour, extravaganza—largest east in his tory—limited engagement. Lizzy Labels—Come on, Milkmaid. Here’s your separator! • HELLO, HARD SAUCE! • • • SEVEN SEERS Basketball (Continued from page one) fair nucleus of standbys. Montana is a negative quantity. Oregon’s conference schedule fol lows: January. 22—Idaho at Eugene. January 24—Washington State at Pullman. January 25—Idaho at Moscow. January 27—Montana at Mis soula. January 29—Washington at Se attle. February 5 — Montana at Eu gene. February 8—Washington State at Eugene. February 11—Oregon Aggies at Corvallis. February 22—Oregon Aggies at Eugene. February 26—Washington at Eu gene. The Order of the “O” requests the following men to meet on the library steps today at 10:50: Lee Hall, Walter Brown, Hank Bristol, Hank Ball, Neil Dickenson, James Wiley, Fred Eismann, Bob Hosford, Bud Belshe, Lawrence Morgan. Fledging Announcement Theta Chi announces the pledging of David N. Olsen, of Forsythe, Mont. cDouq LAST CALL Don’t pa«s up this one, brother, even if you have to stag it— Corinne . GRIFFITH in SYNCOPATING SUE A musical comedy ro mance in fox trot rhythm First Pictures 0REG0N--0. A. C. football game “MERRY-MACKS” in “VALENCIA" With 12 Cinderella Dan cers and Frank Alexander COMEDY NEWS a'ttrTKibgdbSdbgdrigtl Spend Thanksgiving at Home Student Special Train to Portland and Return Leaves Downtown Station Wednesday, Nov. 24, 3:15 P*. M. Round Trip Fare $5.10 Regular trains leave Eugene 2:25 A. M., 2:40 A. M., 4:25 A. M., 7:35 A. M., 11:10 A. M., 3:20 P. M. Returning—Special train leaves Port land Sunday, Nov. 28, 6:30 P. M. Regular trains leave Portland 5:00 P. M., 8:15 P. M*, 9:00 P. M., 1:00 A. M. Southern Pacific Lines F. G. Lewis, Ticket Agent Phone 2200 L. L. Graham, D. F. & P. A. Phone 2200 On campus or off campus, rain or shine, night or day, a Stetson is the smartest hat and the longest lived. STETSON HATS ' Styled for young men Wade Bros. Exclusive Stetson Dealers EUGENE Fledging Announcement Alpha Delta Pi announces the pledging of Edna Dunbar, of Klam ath Falls, Ore/ Fledging Announcement Alpha Gamma Delta announces the pledging of Delillian Olsen and Thelma Burton, both of Eugene. Type Them Type your notes and will find them coming in mighty handy at “Cramming” time. Buy a Typewriter $5.00 Down $5.00 Per Monti OFFICE MACHINERY AND SUPPLY COMPANY § 1047 Willamette _ THE FINISHING TOUCH to the Thanksgiving Dinner Table A CENTERPIECE of our selected POMPOM CHRYSANTHEMUMS We have a fine selection of the most popular shades and tones for THANKSGIVING DECORATIONS The University Florists 598 Thirteenth Ave., E. Telephone 654 inumnrt w Spend It At Home Portland and Return via Oregon Electric Ry. Tickets on sale Nov. 23 to 25th Return limit Nov. 29th. Round Trips Albany $2.10; Corvallis, $1.80; Salem, $3.10 Correspondingly low round trip fares between all other O. E. Ry. points. O. 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