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Jitot FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1SS5 ~jf Frank H. Loggan .... Manager
Sol Abramson .-.-- Managing Editor
Jalmar Johnson .. Associate Managing Editor
News and Editor Phones, 6»5
Harold Kirk --- Associate Editor
Webster Jones ... Sports Editor
Philippa Sherman .. Feature Editor
Wayne Leland ..- Associate Manage*1
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Mildred Carr
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Day Editors
AJtce K raeft
John O'Meara
Genera Dmtn
Frances Bourhifl
Lynn Wyfcoff
Ronald Setters
Paol Lay
Nigbt Editors
Ray Nash
Corrri Netaoa
Jaha Black
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Feature
Writers: Dick Godfrey and Dick Srria*.
Writers: Bernard Shaw, Jam» De h*
and Walter Cashman.
Upper News Staff
Mary Benton toward Smith
Maraiwet Vincent Kutb Gre*n
Mary Baker
Jack Hempstead
Claudia Fletcher
Lylah MeMurpby
William Sehulc
Mary Conn
Barbara Blythe
Pauline Stewart
Jane Dudley
Grace Fisher
Ruby Lister
Genevieye Morfao
Minnie Fisher
Helen Wadleigb
Miller Chapman
Newe Staff
Beatrice Hardest
Frances Cherry
Arthur P^aulx
Margaret Hensley
J amea Leake
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Advertising Manager
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Advertising Assistants: Milton George, Paal Slettoa,
Emerson Haggerty, Sam Klnley. Vernon McGee, Bob
Nelson, Hath McDowell, Dick Hoyt.
John Davis ..-_ Foreign Advertising Manager
James Manning _ Circulation Manager
Alex Scott ...».-. Assistant Circulation Manager
France McKenna _ Circulation Assistant
A. K. Scott__ Cfreulation Assistant
Mary Conn, Mable Fransoa — Specialty Advertising
Office Administration: Marion Phy, Herbert* Lewis,
Ben Bethews, Frances Hare
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Day Editor—Esther Davis
Night Editor—Vernon McGee Assistants—Sol BoMnflon
Disk Jones
The University Welcomes the
Pacific Intercollegiate Press Association
The Emerald considers it a privilege to entertain and act as
host to the Pacific Intercollegiate Press tj£ Jeek
holdine its annual press conference at the University this wee*
end Editors and managers from practically every daily college
newspaper on the Pacific Coast are gathered together for the
purpostf of acquainting one another with the trials and tribula
tions of their respective publications.
Oregon students are urged to be extremely generous m their
treatment of these men—the guests of the Emerald. They may
be easily recognized. Many of them bear, on shoulders that are
pitifully stooped, nerve wracked heads that are streaked with
white and silver locks. Their faces are literally grooved. Their
eves are tired. Their cheeks are sunken and pallid. What
Wht be taken for the effects of extravagant dissipation is
simply the aftermath of keeping their respective ^ersities
ofr the rocks. More than a few who, without a doubt, would
hate been presidents, generals, senators and governors, may c
seen in this groqp of twenty-fitte men (and one woman), all
now prematurely broken from the ravages of their profession.
The Emefald is sorrv that sueh a wet reception is being
tendered these men; but unfortunately, even newspapers with
all their profound potters, are not able to stay the onslaught of
Oregon mists. It is a firm tradition at Oregon that Homecom
ing brings not only the grads, but also the rains; and students
and alumni from year to year look forward to the time when
they may swish around the campus in the dampness. Therefore,
visiting university men, pray accept our rain along with our
Homecoming festivities. . . . Also, if some • fair co-ed says
“Hello,” don’t be frightened—it’s merely an Oregon way of
explaining that you are right welcome as guests of the Uni
versity.
Ten Commandments
For Homecoming
The main business of the week end is to insure a rousing
good time for returning alumni and guests. Following are a
few reminders as outlined by the various speakers in yester
day’s assembly:
1. Say “Hello”—always.
2. Get in the rally Friday night. Men should be in
their pajamas at the “O ’ on Skinners Butte at 7 :00 p. m.
The women are expected to be down town to watch the
serpentine.
3. Freshmen - build the bonfire and build it big.
4. Undergraduates are expected to attend the campus
luncheon as soon alter 11 o’clock as possible.
f>. Be at the game—everyone—at one o’clock.
0. After the game the winning students shall serpen
tine on the field. The losers shall remain—give a cheer
for the winners—to be followed by a cheer by the win
ners.
7. All fighting by students shall be done at the rally
Saturday night.
8. Don’t set off the bonfire until everyone is on hand
and the signal is given by those in charge.
<>. Remember that you are Oregon students.
10. Say “Hello.”
Those in charge of Homecoming are to be congratulated
upon their attempts to promote amicable relations between the
two institutions during and after the game Saturday. Every
precaution taken to insure the continuation of th'e peaceful state
of affairs which has existed the last several years is a step in
the right direction. It is to he hoped that no unsportsman-like
incidents will mar the week end.
Because of the Saturday Homecoming activities which take
place too late to receive attention in the regular editions of the
Emerald, a special edition will bo issued Sunday morning giving
a complete account of all the news of tin' proceeding day. This
edition will be distributed to living organizations, at the Co-op,
and will be sent to all subscribers on the mailing list. Watch
for it.
Said James Leake, chairman of Homecoming in assembly:
“There never has been a class that has fallen down in building
the bonfire and if this class does not produce the right sort of
a bonfire it w ill be the first in the history of the University.”
llow about it Frosh?
SMOKER AFTER RALLY
BE HELD FOR ALUMNI
o ° An “additions! event of the
Homecoming this year is the Sen
ior-Alumni get-together to he held
at the men's gym this evening nfter
the rally. The purpose of this is
to afford the alumni a place where
they may get together to talk over
old times and where they may meet
the senior men.
A very interesting program is as
sured, including boxing and wrest
ling matches, features, music and
good food. All the aloinni are to
he on hand ns well as the senior
men who are acting as hosts.
OREGON MAN IN YALE GAME
In the summary of the Vale
Army football game played two
weeks ago occurs the onotation.
among the substitutions, Zimmer
man for® Buell. TI’he Zimmerman
mentioned is Don Zimmerman, Ore
gon *B4, appointed last summer as
f-adet from Oregon. While at Ore
gon Don specialized in baseball and
basketball, making a letter in each.
In his senior year he turned out
for football and nearly made the
team. Earlier reports front West
Point gave the news that the form
er Oregon student head of the ca
det corps was showing up well on
the gridiron. In the Yale game he
was used at left halfback.
TSEVEN SEERS
WE DEDICATE THE COLUMN
TODAY, WITH PROFUSE APOL
OOIE8. TO THOSE WHO ROAMED
THE CAMPUS IN THE DAYS OF
REAL HUMOR, LEMON PUNCH
AND THE GRADS.
• * *
There was a fair eo-ed named Margo
Who wanted to go see ‘ White Cargo, *
When he gave her an ‘ask,’
She took him to task,
Name
Phone or Address —...
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Now is your chance, limerick -
era, to win brand new passes to
the McDonald theatre where
next week a gal <Seh-wil ting,
slicker roasting James Oliver j
Curwood picture to playing. Al
though very humorous lines ]
have' been turned in to the
Seers via the ballot box in the
main Libe, we feel that at least
one of the winners is yet to de
clare himself. The last efforts
will be argued over at four-five
today, so get your rhymed lines
in by four o’clock. Winners
will be announced in Saturday's
column.
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PRIZE WINNER TOR TODAY
'•Oh, you beautiful doll!”
This is what Jack Herring will
cry when he sees this pink-and
white, blue-eyed baby, with its
dimpled cheeks and cup-bow mouth.
We joyfully give this little beauty
| to him because of his “persistent ef
I forts in obtaining one and because
i when he does, he insists on robbing
I the cradle.
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THESIS ON H20
Rain is wet and as the whole
i country is raging about how dry
every thing is, we’re darn lucky to
live in Oregon.
When tourists come to Oregon the
! first thing we show them is Rain.
; and as it usually is much in evi
dence during conventions it is never
mist.
Rain is the fanner’s friend be
cause it makes things green. Fresh
men at the University are contin
ually out in the Rain.
It is also the friend of the hair
I dressers, for it disturbs the waves,
i and nestles in the curls.
Rain forms the main topic of con
, versation in Oregon. Viz: Co-ed.
'sitting on the grass—“Some dew!”
: Ous Mosier. ditto—“Some don’t."
Question: What comes from
the clouds?
Answer: Rain, dear.
Moral: Therefore we know
that Xmas is coming.
Rain is an important factor, in
Oregon’s Homecoming. It gives the
co-eds a chance to wear their native
garb, sweatshirt, slicker and ga
loshes. It keeps the Phi Delt house
from going up in smoke during the
Fresh bonfire. It prevents the
football players from becoming over
heated, and helps to revive them
when they pass out. It has never
failed to put a wet blanket on the
opponent’s luck. It prevents intejr
scholastic fracases by cooling hot
heads. It makes the Grads and ex
students feel at heme again by wel
.tjmuig him back With an atmoa
LEARN TO DANCE
Charleston--Ballet Ballroom.
Adults’ Rallroom Class, Monday,
8:30 _p. m.—Results guaranteed.
STANDS DANCE STUDIO
Barney MePhillips is teaching Col
lege Dancing for College People.
90 East Ninth Phone 2279
Hours 1 p m. to 9 p. m.
phere they are familiar with. It
helps the brooksie high-hats to make
this the “wettest one yet.”
Bain! Bah! Bah!
* * »■
“Hi, gimme a handful of waste,”
I howled,
(I was under the auto to grease it);
But Jim had an armful of waist in
the car,
And wasn’t disposed to release it.
• • •
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT!
THE WILD GEESE FLYING;
SOUTH OVER THE CAMPUS;
ALL THIS WEEK HAVE BEEN!
IN HORSE-SHOE FORMATION?
O. HOSAFAT.
-Say Hello To Alumni—
ALUMNI ARRIVING ON
TRAINS MET BY CARS
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Alumni arriving on trains today
and Saturday will be met by care
at the depot and from there they
will be taken to registration head
quarters at the administration
building, according to Ward Cook,
who is managing the welcoming
committee, and Lowell Baker and
Wilfred Long, his assistants.
Today the following houses will
meet the trains at the times in
dicated:
10:-is, 11:45 and 11:50 a. m., Beta
Theta Pi and Sigma Alpha Epsilon;
1:05 and 1:42 p. m., Phi Delta The
ta, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Kappa
Psi and Theta Chi; 3:0 p m., Psi
Kappa and Sigma Chi; 6:30 and
:40 p. m., Sigma Nu, Sigma Pi Tau
and Lambda Psi; 9:00 and 10:15 p.
m. Delta Tau Delta, Alpha Beta
Chi, Oregon Club, Friendly hall,
Alpha Tau Omega and Kappa Sig
ma.
Saturday all houses will combine
to meet the trains up to the special
train at 12:20 p. m. The following
houses will furnish cars for the
special train: Sigma Alpha Epsilon,
Oregon Club, Kappa Sigma, Alpha
Beta Chi, Phi Delta Theta, Sigma
Chi, Sigma Pi Tau, Friendly hall,
Phi Kappa I’si, and Beta Theta Pi.
-Say Hello To Alumni—
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kappa Sigma announce the pled
ging of Don Showalter from Port
land, Oregon.
The Sculpture Club announces the
i pledging of: Anita Kellogg. Ger
jtrude Wynd, .Herbert Miller Bruhn,
! Esther Maxwell, Walter Cleaver,
I Vornita Saunders, John Breneiser.
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Theaters
RKX—First day: Hoot Gibson in
j“The Calgary Stampede,” a vootin,’
tootin, ’ shootin,’ tale of Northwest
tern adventure, actually filmed at
j the world famous Canadiau rodeo.
■With the inimitable Hoot ii\ a
! rarin ’-to-go role that fits him from
haps to sombrero: Buster Brown
! comedy; International news events;
Dorothy Wyman, maid o’ melody,
in musical thrills on the irgan.
COMING “Playing With Souls,”
with Mary Astor, Clive Brook, Wil
liam Collier, Jr., and Jacqueline
Logan.
THE MCDONALD—Today and
tomorrow last days on the year’s
biggest lilt, Douglas Fairbanks in
“Don Q, Son of Zorro,” Doug’s
greatest picture—bar none. Alex
ander on the golden voice wurlitrer.
Popular prices.
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Dancing Taught
Ballet—Exhibition—Tango
Toe and Baby Work
B&llxtiom — Charleston
STANG’S
DANCE STUDIO
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Phons 2279
90 East Ninth
HOURS 1 TO 9 DAILY
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Campus Bulletin
Sophomore men can get their class
sweaters Saturday morning at 10
o’clock at University depot.
There are only 93 of the 135 or
dered on hand. The first men
at the depot with $3 can get
theirs. Other sweaters will be
ready two weeks from now.
Pi -Lambda Theta-Phi Delta Kappa
Joint meeting Mondraj, Novem
ber 16th, at the College Side Inn. :
Dinner at :00 p. m. Please oall j
1441 for reservations.
Varsity basketball practice will be j
held this afternoon at the reg-;
ular hour. Coach requests all as- j
' pirants to be present on time.
All senior men be at the Senior
Alumni smoker rally, men’s gym.
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FRIDAY—
The Welcome
SATURDAY—
The Game
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SUNDAY—
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Just the final touch to
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